My name is Li Xianyu, and in this era when travel and rebirth have become commonplace...... I inherited my father's legacy: a grandmother!!

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The warm spring sun slanted into the living room, and on the spacious sofa, the snails.... Oh no, grandma in a white shirt and sitting on a couch duck. Opposite her is Li Xianyu, who can't wait to bury her face between her grandmother's legs and be stunned.

First of all, it can be determined that grandma is not a normal person, what kind of mode does she exist, Li Xianyu didn't understand it for the time being, and he didn't dare to ask.

In short, anti-science is it.

Li Xianyu, who grew up smoking haze and eating preservatives, also fantasized about slamming his head into the corner of the bed and knocking out a system or something.

But when he saw a grandmother and his father's will coming out of his stomach, he couldn't accept it for a while.

What about my three views?

What about the three views cultivated in my nine-year compulsory education?

It's doggy!

In the past, I only knew that fairy tales were deceitful, but now I know that special textbooks are also deceitful.

"You are a descendant of the Li family, and I am your ancestor, so according to the generation, I am your grandmother, no problem. That's what your dad called me. "Grandma held her chest up and spoke loudly.

My dad's grandmother, that's not my grandmother either.

I'm going to call you Grandma, am I not my father's brother anymore?

"But you look younger than me, I don't have a watt in my head. Li Xianyu took a sip of the teacup and said strongly.

"Well," Grandma nodded, "I died when I was eighteen." ”

"Poof....." Li Xianyu's tea was sprayed on her grandmother's chest.

Grandma frowned, wiped the water stains on her chest, the flesh color was revealed under her shirt, she had a vacuum inside, Li Xianyu was a big man, it was impossible to take out a bra from the closet for her to wear.

Li Xianyu took a deep breath and opened his father's second letter: "When you open the second letter, it means that your grandmother has refreshed your worldview. Haha, don't get excited, if you don't refresh your worldview, how can you grow. ”

"The world you see is just the tip of the iceberg, all fathers in the world should open the door to a new world for their sons with their own hands, ordinary fathers can only teach their sons how to reproduce, and I, teach you how to see the real world. You are not an ordinary person, but an ancient demon bloodline who inherits excellent bloodlines, and when you and your grandmother can blend with your soul and flesh, you will awaken the power of your bloodline. Before you awaken your bloodline, don't touch the real world. In addition, Grandma is a very powerful war spirit, and at the same time she is an abrasive little goblin, you have to develop her well. "This is the end of the will.

How am I going to develop Grandma, hey, make it clear.

What the hell is the ancient demon bloodline?

Li Xianyu saw that the dead ghost father was halfway through his words, and he didn't explain it clearly at all.

"Ancestor.... Grandma, what does the will mean. Li Xianyu handed over Lao Tzu's will, he could only hope that his grandmother could explain all this to him well, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's will, he would not have been able to sit here calmly and talk to the beautiful girl who claimed to be his grandmother.

Grandma took it, glanced at it, and said, "Literally." ”

"I don't know if my grandmother can help my great-grandchild solve his doubts?"

Grandma tilted her head and said seriously, "Of course it's no problem." Let's start with a bottle of ugly dolls. ”

"Huh?" Li Xianyu was stunned.

What the hell is an ugly doll.

"Is there a gold coin chocolate? ”

“.......”

"There's always a popping candy. ”

“.....”

"Where's the watermelon bubblegum?"

“......”

Grandma puffed her cheeks, raised her eyebrows, looked coquettish, and said angrily: "What, there are no these delicious snacks?"

Li Xianyu reacted: "Snacks more than 20 years ago..... Many are no longer sold. ”

Grandma seemed to have received a huge blow, clutching her chest, and her heart was painful and difficult to breathe: "Li Wuxiang, you bastard, pounce on the boy, short-lived ghost, make me sleep for 20 years, the world in 20 years is really boring, I can't live." ”

As she spoke, the woman lay on the couch and rolled around, looking very agitated and angry.

Grandma's forced style is gone all of a sudden.

Li Xianyu was stunned for a long time, "That, there are still snacks, I'll buy them for you?"

There is a convenience store downstairs, Li Xianyu took the elevator downstairs, walked around the convenience store, and bought a pack of spicy strips for three yuan and potato chips for six yuan.

Back at home, grandma stood by the window looking at the city, Li Xianyu walked into the living room and heard her faint voice: "The change is so big, there was no such tall house before." ”

After knowing that his grandmother would not hurt him, Li Xianyu felt a little more at ease, otherwise he would not come back, so he turned around and ran to his adoptive father to ask for a second adoption.

"After all, it's been 20 years, and our country is still developing very fast. Li Xianyu stubble.

"How many years is it?"

"In 2020. ”

"One hundred and fifty years. She said, her clear eyes looking into the distance, gradually emptying, and her voice became ethereal: "Every time I fall asleep and wake up, the world changes. It's constantly changing. And I'm always like this, time has lost its laws in me......."

One hundred and fifty years.....

Li Xianyu almost urinated.

Grandma turned around suddenly, the vicissitudes of life were gone, like a brutal lady, glaring: "What about snacks, if the snacks are not delicious, hit you with." ”

Li Xianyu obediently served spicy strips and potato chips.

"Shhh..... Hiss..... Delicious.... Hiss, how can it be so delicious..... I love this era..... Hiss, so spicy. Grandma bit the spicy strip and fanned the wind with her little hands, with tears in the corners of her spicy eyes.

Looking at the grandmother who fell in love with this era again, a sentence popped up in Li Xianyu's mind: Wang Jingze, a bowl of fried rice can betray the country.

"That's," Li Xianyu gave a thumbs up and echoed: "Weilong brand spicy noodles, memories of my childhood." ”

Li Xianyu watched her happily eat the whole package of spicy strips, poured two glasses of water, and then finished nibbling on the potato chips, patted her little belly, lay lazily on the sofa, and said coquettishly: "Let's talk." Before your father resealed me, he did entrust me to be your life coach. ”

"Okay grandma. Li Xianyu was sitting precariously, and finally came, he was a little eager to figure out everything.

There was silence in the living room, and after a few minutes, Li Xianyu said, "Grandma?"

Grandma rolled her eyelids and said angrily: "What are you doing?" ”

"You can get started. ”

"I don't read much, I need to organize my language, let me groan, don't bother. ”

After a few more minutes, she adjusted to a duck sitting position, holding her chest with her left hand and supporting her chin with her right hand, "Do you know the existence of ancient demons?" ”

Li Xianyu shook his head cooperatively: "I don't know." ”

"It was a powerful creature that existed in ancient times, before humans learned to record history, and even before humans were born in the world, ancient demons dominated this world and were the masters of this planet. ”

"The overlord of ancient times should be dinosaurs. ”

"The history of the earth for hundreds of thousands of years has buried too many unknown secrets and pasts, and dinosaurs are just creatures that appeared in a certain period of time. ”

"It's billions of years, grandma. Li Xianyu corrected.

"......" Grandma said angrily, "I won't say it." ”

I don't want to lose face.

“...... I shouldn't have interjected, you continue. ”

It seems that your old man really doesn't read much.

Grandma Zhengse said: "Human beings are not the only intelligent creatures throughout the ages. Back in ancient times, there was a creature of wisdom and strength, and they were the darlings of nature, born with unparalleled power. This kind of thing is definitely not a legend in them. ”

Li Xianyu complained: "It's too special, why don't you say that they can still soar in the day and rank in the immortal class?"

"Everything in the world has its own unique racial talents, and some animal abilities are superpowers for humans. It's not that superpowers don't exist, it's just that human beings don't have them themselves, so they will subconsciously get rid of it, thinking it's an absurd thing. In fact, this is a power given by nature. The same goes for the ancient demons. In fact, human beings' longing for ascending to immortality is not a fantasy, they have really seen the scene of flying to the sky. The ancient demon is a creature that is powerful and terrifying, but after all, it can't compete with time and is drowned in the long river of history. ”

"Slow, since the ancient demons have perished in history, then we are their descendants?" Li Xianyu remembered the contents of the will.

"Although the ancient demon is extinct, its genetic fire is not extinct, according to the theory of evolution proposed by Yangyi, any species on the earth can find common ground in genes, and we humans have the genes of ancient demons in our bodies, including animals and plants. It can be in our human body as well as in the dog's body. ”

"You go on and Darwin's coffin board grandson helps you hold it down. Li Xianyu said.

"The Ancient Demon Bloodline has been used throughout human history, and they possess abilities that humans cannot comprehend, as well as strong physiques. They are not low-key, they appear frequently in history, but those in power will deliberately downplay the existence of bloodlines. In modern times, the ancient demon bloodline is completely hidden in the shadow of history. Grandma said.

If so, isn't society in chaos? Li Xianyu's three views were dying and struggling: "If I had the ability to fly the eaves and walk the wall, I would definitely be a flower thief, a groom every night, and a bride every day." ”

He has always felt that human nature is both good and evil, and the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, and in the same way, the greater the ability, the greater the harm.

"That's all you need. Grandma took a sip: "Since ancient times, the ancient demon bloodline has been a typical example of violating the ban with martial arts, and most of the famous families in the bloodline have served in the imperial court. Our Li family was a famous family back then. In modern times, in 1949, the Buddhist Association officially became the enforcer of the bloodline world, managing the bloodlines of the world. If you think that the Bloodline can be lawless, you are very wrong. The bloodlines believe in the rule of the jungle, but only if they do not disturb social stability. ”

"It's China. Li Xianyu said: "Then my father's death ....."

When my biological father died, he should have been in the prime of life, and his blood was so tall, don't tell me that he died of cancer or a car accident or something, it's too down-to-earth.

"The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes are dead, and they are dead. Grandma said.

"How did you die?" asked Li Xianyu.