Although he has never met his biological father, Li Xianyu, as a son, is inexplicably blocked in his heart.

"I don't want to mention the old past. "Grandma is very happy.

She obviously doesn't want to recall that period of time, the events of that year, it must be a long and stirring story to tell.

Li Xianyu had no choice but to change the topic and asked, "What are you, grandmother?" Maybe my wording is not very rigorous, but I really can't think of the right words as an undergraduate. ”

Ancient demons or something, at least half of the scientific theory can be explained, just think of it as a prehistoric creature. But how did you, who have been dead for more than a hundred years, end up here?

"When I was eighteen years old, I was refined into a war spirit by the family, and I was lodged in the spirit bead, only people of the Li family's bloodline can awaken me, in the past hundred years, I have changed many great-grandchildren, the last great-grandson was your father, and you will be my new great-grandson. Do you understand. ”

"In this way, your surname is also Li. Li Xianyu swallowed his saliva: "Then it's not grandma, I should call you Zuzuzu..... Auntie?"

"Grandma is so ugly," Grandma frowned, "Grandma is better." ”

Is this thing so casual?

But if you really want to be more serious, the ancestors of a hundred and fifty years ago are really not easy to call. Grandma is grandma, at least it's better than grandma.

After that, he fell into silence, and Li Xianyu, who had suffered a heavy blow in Sanguan, pondered, and worked hard to chew and digest the knowledge about the ancient demon bloodline.

Before that, if someone said something to him, he would squirt the other party to death with a mouthful of salt soda.

But the reality in front of him made him unable to refute: his father's will, the black beads that melted in the mouth, I gave birth to a grandmother......

All this is telling him: it's time to refresh the three views.

Grandma looked tired and fell asleep on the couch.

Li Xianyu sat on the side, looking at this girl who called herself grandmother, super beautiful, this face is like coming out of the second dimension, the facial features are exquisite, the key is the skin, no matter how beautiful a woman is, her skin is more or less flawed, but grandma may be due to her physique, her skin does not have any defects, fair and delicate, just like the beauty in the second dimension.

I can't really treat her like a grandmother...... Anyway, you dyed your hair white and drew a few wrinkles, your style of painting with big breasts and long legs made me play.

The ghost made the gods, Li Xianyu stretched out his finger and poked his grandmother's little face.

Grandma muttered, her delicate brows furrowed slightly.

It's so cute.

Li Xianyu thought to herself.

The sky gradually darkened, and he was in a daze for most of the day, until he was hungry when he had eaten.

He woke up his grandmother and said, "Let's go out to eat, if you need to eat." ”

As soon as she heard about the food, my grandmother turned over and sat up, her eyes were still squinting, and the words had already come out: "I want to eat fried meat with dried plum vegetables, and I want to have the kind of oil residue." ”

Li Xianyu: "......"

What kind of hard life did you live with my dad?

Li Xianyu patted his chest proudly: "Don't eat fried meat with dried plum vegetables, grandma, I'll take you to the big hotel to eat." ”

Li Xianyu lives in a commercial and residential suite, and out of the building is a variety of snack bars, supermarkets, barber shops, etc., and the shops are gathered.

The rivers and lakes are rumored: Lanzhou yellow stewed chicken in S County, there is always one suitable for you.

As one of the largest interlocking hotels in the country, there are three in this commercial and residential area alone. There are two yellow stewed chickens, and Lanzhou ramen is not available for the time being, and the pace of expansion is slow, which has to be criticized.

However, Li Xianyu doesn't like to eat Lanzhou ramen very much, and always feels that the beef will be blown away by the wind.

S County Hotel, by the door seats.

Li Xianyu and grandmother sat face to face, and the two ordered a pigeon soup set and a black chicken soup set respectively, and they each ate with tears streaming down their faces.

Grandma stuffed food in her mouth and puffed out her cheeks: "It's so delicious, it's so delicious, I haven't eaten such a hearty food for many years." ”

Li Xianyu: "Me too, grandma, I've been eating instant noodles for half a month." ”

The snack bar is run by a young couple, and the owner with heavy dark circles peeks at the grandmother from time to time.

There are still a few customers in the store, and they don't eat at this time and just watch the people.

The little girl is a high school student, but her figure is very domineering, with long legs, a thin waist and a curvy buttocks, and a face that is so beautiful that she can be used as a credit card.

Grandmother: "You are a virtuous man with your father, poor ghost." ”

Li Xianyu: "I'm not a poor ghost, my adoptive father's family is very rich, I just use the money to open a house." ”

Grandma: "Open a room?"

Li Xianyu: "It's your ancient Zhou Gong's gift." ”

Grandma was surprised: "Little Lizi, you have already started a family?"

Li Xianyu: "No, grandma, the times are different, people ***, men and women can enjoy their friendship." Also, don't call me Little Plum, you can call me by my first name. ”

After Li Xianyu moved out to live alone, he lived a life of bohemian and freedom-loving, although he did not have a girlfriend, but there were many young ladies who had friendly exchanges with him.

The adolescent who didn't know how expensive gold was when he was young, his own conditions were good, he had a cheerful personality, and he was good at making friends...... It doesn't make sense to be a young chicken at the age of twenty.

What, you say that the protagonists are all in the south for ten thousand years?

Grandma said: "That's to visit the kiln, it's not like your father hasn't done this kind of thing." It's good that I didn't marry a daughter-in-law. Your dad married your mother back then, so he deducted my food expenses, and it costs money to chase women, so don't learn from your dad in the future. ”

Li Xianyu chose to accept this grandmother because it was his father's inheritance.

On the contrary, my grandmother is very familiar, so she will come with such an excessive request.

"Grandma, I'm a man, I promised, and my hormones won't either. Li Xianyu said euphemistically.

"It's okay, soon your hormones will say yes. Grandma waved her hand.

Li Xianyu: "......"

What do you mean?

Is this a hint?

He looked at his grandmother's bewitching and hot figure, and thought that it was really a little chicken.

When Li Xianyu was thinking wildly, he heard a low whimper at his feet, and looked down to see a dirty Satsuma squatting at the door, looking at him with blank eyes.

It should have been a dog abandoned by its owner, with gray white fur and a knot of blame.

"Western dog?" Grandma frowned in disgust and threw her half-eaten chicken leg in front of her.

"Go, go!" the proprietress walked over and kicked Satsuma away a few times, complaining, "I should have interrupted you on the other one." ”

Satsuma wailed a few times, limped away, stopped on the side of the road, and crouched beside the green belt.

"Grandma, what do you see. Li Xianyu found that her grandmother's eyes were frequently aimed at the boss.

"Don't you see?" Grandma asked curiously, and then suddenly, "Oh, you didn't wake up, you can't see." ”

Li Xianyu was dazed: "What do you see?"

Grandma lowered her voice: "There is a ghost behind the boss." ”

"Huh?" Li Xianyu turned his head to look at the boss, there was no one behind him, "Grandma, don't be kidding, how can there be ghosts in this world." ”

Grandma smiled and said, "Do you want to see it?"

Li Xianyu nodded without hesitation.

"But it will take you a little bit of energy. Grandma reminded.

"It's okay, compared to it, I want to see what the ghost looks like, if it's as beautiful as grandma. "Li Xian Yuxin said, if you are all like you with big breasts and long legs, I will change my name to Ning Caichen.

Grandma frowned: "I'm not a ghost, I'm a war spirit." ”

As she spoke, she sucked into Li Xianyu's mouth, and her fair face immediately climbed into two clusters of redness, and her face was radiant. Then he pointed like a sword and lightly tapped on Li Xianyu's eyebrows.

At first, there was nothing unusual, but when Grandma's fingers left for three seconds, Li Xianyu's eyes began to burn, and there seemed to be two flames burning in his eyeballs.

Grandma Nunu's mouth: "Look at it again." ”

He turned his head to look at the boss again, his pupils suddenly shrank, the boss was frying rice noodles, and behind him stood an old lady in gray, standing on tiptoe, constantly blowing yin wind on the boss's neck.

There was no one just now.

"The air conditioning was a little higher and it was too cold. The boss stir-fried the vegetables and turned his head to shout to the proprietress .

"On a hot day, are you still too cold to stir-fry?" the proprietress muttered: "Isn't it too empty?"

No one saw the old lady, the guests ate by themselves, and the proprietress walked around with the dinner plate, and they all ignored the old lady. The strange scene made Li Xianyu's hair stand on end.

At this time, the old lady in gray seemed to notice Li Xianyu's sight, blowing, and turned her head to look at it violently, and her head was twisted out of one hundred and eighty degrees.

Li Xianyu finally saw her clearly, a wrinkled old face, with a lifeless expression, bloodshot eyes, staring at Li Xianyu.

The air seemed to freeze.

Li Xianyu's hands trembled slightly, but on a June day, he felt like he was falling into an ice cellar.

"Don't look. Grandma stretched out her little hand, covered his eyes, and said in a deep voice, "Don't look at her, it will entangle you." ”

Have you made sure that I've met the right person?

Li Xianyu swallowed his saliva and nodded. Just then, the burning sensation in my eyes disappeared. After grandma let go of her hand, Li Xianyu secretly glanced behind the boss with her spare eyes, and found that she could no longer see the old lady in gray.

"The boss's parents' palace is gloomy, indicating that he has recently lost his mother or father, and the old lady should be his mother. Grandma whispered: "After death, the soul will remain in the world for seven days, and those who are obsessed with it will stay in the world for a long time." The old lady's eyes were red, which was a sign of resentment. The son is not filial, so the parents have grievances. ”

"Is the boss going to die?"

"If you blow the yin wind to extinguish the yang fire, you will be seriously ill for a few days. Grandma said: "Don't worry about family affairs, it has nothing to do with you and me." ”

After experiencing this, Li Xianyu was in no mood to eat anymore, and after settling the bill with Alipay, he took his grandmother and left in a hurry.

"Grandma, is there a netherworld in the world?"

"People die like lamps going out, and there are no gods or Buddhas in the world. Grandma shook her head.

Is that no?

Li Xianyu silently crossed out the option of "underworld", learned a little more about the new world, and said regretfully: "I thought there was reincarnation...... Hmmm......"

Suddenly, he felt as if his body had been hollowed out, clutched his waist, and slowly fell to the ground.

This feeling is too familiar, whenever I fight with the young lady who is dating online until the early hours of the morning, my waist will hurt and feel weak when I get up the next day, and now I feel that it is the kind of war that lasted for three days and three nights.

He could barely walk upright.

"As I said, I will overdraw a little energy. Grandma crouched beside him.

Li Xianyu: "Energy..... Grandma, do you have any misunderstanding about energy. ”

Grandma was stunned: "In addition to the pain of the kidney due to excessive consumption and emptiness, do you have any other discomfort?"

"No ....."

"That's right, energy. ”

Li Xianyu wanted to cry without tears: "The energy you old man said is different from what I thought. ”

Grandma explained: "I am a war spirit, and the energy of the war spirit comes from the host, and the stronger the host, the stronger the combat power I can use. The power consumption of the electric fan is also different when the first gear is turned on and the fifth gear is turned on. Your current situation, up to 0.5 stops. ”

Li Xianyu's little face turned pale: "I really want to have a five-speed electric fan every day." ”

He remembered the will of the dead ghost father, the little goblin who was grinding by his grandmother.

Is that what it means?!

If he knew that his grandmother meant this by "energy", he would not agree to kill him, and the kidney is a man's biggest treasure.