Chapter 20: Shameless Dead Skin (Large Chapter)
Chen Xi is still as shy as ever.
I saw that she was blushing and so cute, and my heart couldn't help but ripple.
"Ahem, little nurse, I was in a critical situation at the time, so I had to kiss you, are you okay now?" I said, but I had drained the little nurse's water.
She shook her head, she had already recovered, after all, she hadn't lost her Origin Water Spirit.
"Li Shiyi, you can eat first......" Chen Xi scooped porridge for me, and I was not polite, so I ate it in a big gulp.
After eating five bowls in a row, she scooped me back and forth, which was considered to have fed me.
When I was full, I was more energetic.
And Chen Xi pinched the corner of his clothes and said, "Li Shiyi, are you leaving?" ”
"Yes, I have to go back to Dongjiang, you give me the beauty head, I'm afraid that the demon will come back." Only I can take good care of the beautiful head and hold it hostage.
It's just a bit of a diaphragm.
Chen Xi sighed, and stopped talking.
I amused: "Say whatever you want." ”
She lowered her head and stammered, "That...... Mr. Wang kept saying that I was ...... Second wife or something, do you have a big wife? ”
Ha?
I almost laughed, but Wang Dong, who was eavesdropping at the door, jumped in suddenly: "Sister nurse, you are the eldest wife, the only wife, when will you marry our brother Li?" ”
Chen Xi blinked, covered his face in shame and ran, turned back halfway through the run, and stuffed a note for me.
I opened it and saw that it was a phone number, and there were words on it: "Li Shiyi, you can add me on WeChat." ”
Wang Dong laughed to death, covered his stomach and said, "Brother Li, what kind of innocent sister is this, you must not let it go!" ”
I gave him a kick: "You kid is really a scumbag, and I said this about Xia Ling before." ”
"Well...... Xia Ling's old sister is too ambitious, it is estimated that she will not fall in love if she does not restore the glory of the Zhu family. When the time comes, you'll be old, so what's going on in love? Wang Dong rubbed his hands and said, "Let's fall in love with Chen Xi first." ”
"Go aside." I gave him another kick, "Let's get down to business, you go and get the beauty head, and I'm going to take it back to Dongjiang." ”
Wang Dong was startled and shook his head again and again: "Brother Li, isn't it okay?" Let's just burn it, how bad is it? ”
"Must be carried, this is a hostage!" I insisted, Wang Dong had to go to get the beauty's head.
Soon he took it, the beauty head was wrapped in cloth, and it was blocked with a wooden box, and Wang Dong came directly with the wooden box.
He was accompanied by Chen Mingkang.
Chen Mingkang was a little embarrassed, and when he saw me, he was ashamed and said, "Mr. Li, I'm really late, hey." ”
What he said was naturally holding Zhou Ruozhu's head and kissing him.
"It's okay, you're just being seduced by the lust demon, it's okay now." I was reassured.
Chen Mingkang was not hypocritical, thanked him again, and then expressed his gratitude for Zhang Honglang: "Zhang Lao can't get out of the shadows yet, he has already returned to Qinbei, and he has withdrawn from the forensic profession to care for the elderly at home." Zhang Zhile is busy with government affairs, but he came often last week, and now he can't come. ”
These are small things, and I don't care.
On the same day, we said goodbye to Guangfu and planned to return to Dongjiang.
Wang Dong ran into trouble at this time: "Brother Li, I came by plane before, but now I don't have a car, it's not good to take a beautiful head, the plane and the high-speed rail have to be checked for security." ”
This kid finds all kinds of reasons and doesn't want to take the beauty back.
I gave him the bank card that Zhou Litian gave me: "Go buy a sports car, I'll give it to you." ”
As soon as this kid heard the joy, he immediately went to Guangfu to buy a sports car, and it didn't take a few days to complete the formalities, but he hadn't been licensed yet.
"Brother Li, go home, they will send the license plate to Dongjiang, haha!" Wang Dong completely ignored the beauty head and only thought about his sports car.
The sports car is a Porsche 911, which cost nearly two million, and it is the top spec.
We put the beauty head away and go home.
Wang Dong drove all the way, roaring with excitement and arguing to death.
Fortunately, there were no car checks on the road, and we returned to Dongjiang safely.
Wang Dong sent me back to Dongjiang New Town, and then laughed: "Brother Li, you rest first, I'll go to the class reunion." ”
"When is there a class reunion? I don't know. ”
"Oh, I'm in college, and there's a pretending to be held, and I've been looking forward to it for a long time." After he finished speaking, he left, in high spirits, and probably went to pretend to be forced.
I shook my head and carried the beautiful head back to the villa.
The beauty head doesn't rot and doesn't have evil spirits, but it's not a nice thing after all, and I have to place it according to the feng shui orientation.
I have chosen the Bagua Departure, the Departure of the East, which belongs to the Separation of Fire.
This position welcomes the early morning sun, the yang energy is vigorous, and the fire is far away, and the prosperity is prosperous.
It just so happens that there is a cabinet in the place where I can put the beauty head, and I won't sleep here, and I won't be diaphragm.
I took the beautiful head out of the wooden box, tore off the cloth wrapped on the outside, and cast a spell to seal it first.
Still using the Five Elements Water Talisman, I draw the void, and the vigorous water vapor is pervasive, and I don't know how many times stronger than my previous talisman.
The water charm is completed, and I hit the beauty directly on the head, which is equivalent to sticking a talisman to a zombie.
As long as the demon returns, the water talisman will definitely react.
After the water charm, I was about to put the beauty head in the cabinet, but I saw the beauty head secretly open a slit in one eye and secretly look at me.
I was taken aback, and when I looked again, she didn't open her eyes.
Is it because you are too tired to hallucinate?
I pretended to be nothing, but I looked at the water charm and noticed that the water charm had not changed, but the water vapor in the air was heating up.
My face remained unchanged, and I put down the beauty head with both hands, but my fingertips were abruptly thundering, and the triple thunder trick was violently struck.
The entire cabinet turned to powder, and the beauty was bombarded with lightning and let out a cry of pain.
Sure enough, the lust demon is hiding in the head of the beauty! She didn't run at all, but played the "safest place in the most dangerous place" trick with me.
I burst into a shout, and once again resisted the thunder, although it was still triple, but under the blessing of the four-layer too clear qi, the triple thunder trick was extremely strong!
The beauty's head rolled down to the corner, and when she saw me approaching, she suddenly opened her eyes and flew up at once.
"Stop me, I didn't hurt your friend, otherwise you would have bled a river when you fell unconscious!" The beauty opened her mouth and shouted, a little afraid of me.
I've gotten stronger, and she's been battered, and she's changed shape!
However, it is still impossible for me to eliminate her, she is mainly afraid of Tang Xi.
I raised my pocket watch and said coldly, "Do you still want to try it?" ”
The beauty shrank her head back and shook her head again and again: "I don't want to try, don't let her out." ”
I snorted coldly, and King Kong stared at her angrily: "What is your purpose in following me?" ”
The beauty's head fell to the ground gently, and the demon came out, and it was still so beautiful.
"You took my head and robbed me of my karma, who am I not following you?" The demon asked rhetorically.
"I mean, what tricks you have!" I burst into the air again, and the thunder trick struck her in the air, startling her.
She retreated again and again, angry and hateful: "What trickery can I have? I was divided into nine pieces by the Nine Ghost Sect and sealed for three hundred years, and finally came out and was robbed of the karmic fire by you, you give it back to me! ”
This lustful demon is really uneasy and kind, and he wants to regain the karmic fire.
"The karmic fire has merged with me, and if you can't do it, I'll limit you to leave within three minutes." You're welcome, this lustful demon is scheming, and he's good at confusing men, so I have to be careful every step of the way.
The demon was so angry that he was half dead, and said: "Then you help me find the rest of my body, my soul is free, but my body is only my head free, I am very uncomfortable." ”
"Impossible!" I refused.
She was so angry that she didn't dare to attack me, and suddenly shed blood and tears: "I asked myself that I had never harmed anyone in my life, and I was still a female disciple of Taoism three hundred years ago, supporting justice, exorcising evil spirits and destroying ghosts." But it was snatched away by the Nine Ghost Gate and refined into a corpse evil! ”
"There are nine ghost venerables in the Nine Ghost Sect, all of whom are extremely vicious ghost cultivators. They forged me with the world's ten thousand fires, fed me with the karmic fires of countless men, turned me into a lustful demon, and tortured me day and night! ”
"Even though I've been secretly confusing them with clones, they still sense that something is wrong. I fought to the death with them, but I was defeated after all, and I was sealed by their corpses for three hundred years! ”
There are more and more blood and tears of the demon, and the emotions are also very excited: "I have such a big grievance, naturally I have a strong ghost, and Zhou Ruozhu and Zhang Honglang are all bad ghosts." And I'm a lustful demon, I'm charming by nature, it's instinct to seduce men, and men will die if they are fooled......"
Her blood and tears fell to the ground, and my heart inevitably loosened a little.
I was not moved by her words, but by blood and tears.
Evil spirits have no tears, let alone blood and tears.
The evil blood and tears are no less than the flying snow in June in the world, and the demon is as unjust as Dou E.
I can disbelieve her words, but I have to believe her blood and tears, which is impossible to pretend.
I put away the thunder trick and said in a deep voice: "You died a miserable death, but after all, you hurt the living, so you can do it yourself." ”
I refused to help her recover her mutilated body.
"You're so hard-hearted, you don't sympathize with me when I say so badly." The demon suddenly returned to normal, but the blood and tears were still falling: "Forget it, I'm pretending." In fact, if there is no evil spirit, I will definitely kill you, I hate the ghost keeper the most, you raise ghosts! ”
I looked at her and secretly thought that this guy's acting skills were so good, but unfortunately blood and tears betrayed her, she was calm on the surface, but her heart had actually collapsed.
"I will take care of your head, and I will give it back to you in the future if you change your ways." I softened my tone a little.
The demon didn't speak, took one last look at me, and floated away.
I watched her go away, shook my head, moved a new cupboard, and put the beautiful head in it.
I'm also very tired, and I'm relieved that the demon is gone, so I take a shower and fall asleep.
As a result, I slept until midnight when I heard the sound of the TV.
I was a little surprised, and went downstairs to see that the TV was on and a costume film was playing.
I walked around the sofa and saw that the beautiful head was watching TV with her eyes wide open!
"Damn, you're not gone?" I burst into a shout, and the beauty rolled to the ground with a thrill, and the demon floated out.
"I didn't say I was leaving, I just went out for a walk, I was so miserable." Lust demon of course.
I was really convinced, I saw her go resolutely before, and I thought she was really gone, but Nima was distracted!
"What the hell do you want? Believe it or not, I'll slash you to death with one palm? "I raised my hand to the thunder.
The demon held his head high: "You hack, kill me, I won't let you go!" ”
Aren't you a ghost?
"As I said, although you are miserable, you have also killed people, and I can't help you find the body!" I gritted my teeth.
The demon blinked and suddenly smiled charmingly: "Actually, it is also good for you to get my body back." ”
"What's the benefit?"
"You have fused with karmic fire, and my corpse has ten thousand fires in the world, I can nourish your karmic fire, which is equivalent to double cultivation with you." The Lust Demon gives a rather tempting bait.
It's a pity that I'm a Taiqing person, and although I am greedy for karma, I won't go out of my way to cultivate karma.
I shook my head: "It's not uncommon, you let me go." ”
She was angry again, but in the blink of an eye, she smiled again: "I am still the only one in the world that can make you climb Bliss, and I will surrender to you and let you enjoy true Bliss." The lust demon stroked his hair, "I'm still a virgin, and the people of the Nine Ghost Sect are all confused by my clone, you know what the real bliss is......"
"I don't need to!" I scolded.
The demon smiled: "Really? It's very violent when you sleep. ”
"What's fierce?"
"What do you say?" The demon laughed, glancing at a part of me.
The corners of my mouth twitched, and this mother-in-law still peeked at my reaction to sleep?
"Tsk, tsk, tsk." The demon floated back into the beauty's head, jumped on the sofa, and continued to watch TV.
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