The demon is really shameless, and he has to live in my house!

In the middle of the night, a dead man was watching TV, who wouldn't respond?

"I said Lust Demon, can't you go find your body yourself? I'll give you back my head, you fly with your head, free! "I'm tired, forget it, don't keep the beautiful head as a hostage.

"I thought, but it's a pity that I was hit hard by your ghost, and the karmic fire was also robbed by you, and I couldn't even sense where my feet were." The demon replied while staring at the TV, and at the same time exclaimed, "Your TV is much better than shadow puppetry." ”

I was stunned and asked, "You mean, you could sense where your feet were before?" ”

"Of course, my feet are in the west of Fujian, about four hundred kilometers, I originally planned to unlock the seal of the black jade and go to find the feet, but I was miserable by you, and now I am no different from ordinary ghosts except that I will not die easily." The demon looked back at me, and the big eyes of the beautiful head were full of resentment.

She was right, as a corpse demon, it was difficult for her to be killed because of the existence of a body.

It's a pity that she lost her karma, and was beaten half to death by Tang Xi, and now she is no different from an ordinary ghost, even I can't beat it.

I thought for a moment and said, "I can send you to western Fujian, and you can find it slowly over there." ”

"You just want me to go! I'm not leaving, I'm going to follow my karma, unless you help me complete the body. The demon said lazily and yawned.

The corners of my eyes twitched, what the hell are you......

"If it weren't for the fact that you were too miserable, I would have killed you with one palm!" I turned around and went back to sleep.

The lust demon giggled: "Don't kill people, I can let you enjoy bliss, or tonight, you go to bed first, I'll let the doppelganger fall into your dream, and I'll watch from the side." ”

"Get out!" I turned my head and drank, "If you dare to confuse me, I'll kick your head into the pit!" ”

"I don't understand any pity and jade, hey, pity my yellow flower body......"

I was too lazy to bird her, went back to the room to sleep when she was air.

I didn't sleep comfortably this night, because there was a female ghost in the house, and she was still a shameless demon, and I always felt that she would come and peek at some part of me.

At noon the next day, I woke up in a daze, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a face that was all over the world—the demon was lying next to me, leaning sideways and holding his chin to look at me, his face full of flattery.

I was startled and jumped up: "What are you doing!" ”

"Wake you up, I can't be in your house for nothing, I have to do something, right?" The demon smiled and said, "We ancient girls were very diligent. ”

"What the hell do you want to do?" I really convinced, this guy is a scoundrel and pitiful, the point is that I can't kill her, I can't get rid of her.

"Help me find the body, first find my feet. I could sense both feet before, indicating that its seal was almost broken. It's a scourge to be found by a living person, and I don't want a stinky man holding my feet. Lust said matter-of-factly.

As a demon corpse, any part of her body is a charming, and her feet are no exception.

Maybe there really is a man holding her feet or something.

"You wait, I'm tired and don't want to move around lately." I couldn't wave my hand, I just wanted to rest for a while.

"Haole, the master has worked hard, I'll help you hammer your shoulders." As soon as the demon turned over, he sat on a duck with his legs, and hammered my shoulders obediently and sexily.

I have to say, a demon is a demon, a simple action is full of charm, and I can't help but move my throat.

The desire demon covered his mouth and smiled, and deliberately lowered his head shyly, which made me even more itchy.

This mother-in-law really knows how to do tricks!

I hurried away from her, lest my sanity should be eroded by her.

It just so happened that Wang Dong came, so I went downstairs directly.

Wang Dong drove his stylish Porsche 911, and as soon as he got out of the car, he leaned on the front of the car, took out a Hexuan door and lit it, and then inhaled and exhaled for a long time, which made an epic lung.

I rolled my eyes and shouted, "Are you pretending to be addicted?" Come to my house and decorate. ”

Wang Dong coughed, snuffed out the cigarette butt, hehe Yile: "Brother Li, the world pretends to be forced to have a total of ten buckets, Brother Li monopolizes nine buckets, and I am only one bucket." ”

"I didn't pretend to be forced."

"You are the most deadly invisible pretend, you look at the Dongjiang, Guangfu, and Qinbei, how many big people are bent over for you, this is the realm. I'm just pretending to be in front of my old classmates, it's cool, it's a low-level pretend. Wang Dong is reasonable.

I was about to clean him up when another car came, a red mini car, quite stylish.

We looked over, the car door opened, but it was Xia Ling who walked down.

She was dressed as a white-collar worker, stepped on flat shoes, and was resolute.

Wang Dong's eyes lit up: "Sister Xia Ling, you have become beautiful again, you are worthy of our Brother Li's eldest wife!" ”

"Big wife? And the small ones? Xia Ling came over and looked at us suspiciously.

I don't know why I feel a little weak, Wang Dong is also empty, and moistens his throat and says: "No, no, big is just an adjective, which means unique and beautiful." Our brother Li has only one wife, and that is Xia Ling's wife. ”

Xia Ling is not very shy now, after all, she is familiar with us.

She just rolled her eyes: "Come on, Brother Li is a VIP of a wealthy family, do you want any rich lady?" ”

"No, no, no, the so-called smoking only smokes Xuanhemen, and I only love Zhu Xialing all my life! This is our motto Brother Li! Wang Dong said solemnly.

Xia Ling was a little shy, looked at me and then worried: "Are you in big trouble in Guangfu?" The old director said that you have come back to borrow mountain spring water. ”

I nodded and told me about the beauty head one by one.

Xia Ling was shocked when she heard this, and she was afraid: "So terrible? The demon still ran away? Will she come back? ”

I didn't answer, it's hard to say.

As a result, my shoulders were heavy, and the lust demon actually lay on my back and blew into my ear: "Tell your girlfriend that you don't love her anymore, you only love me." ”

I immediately slapped me on the shoulder.

Xia Ling and Wang Dong couldn't see the desire demon, and wondered: "Brother Li, what are you shooting?" ”

"I just fell in the toilet, maybe I got." I replied, and the demon gritted her teeth and pinched my neck, but I didn't feel anything, she was weak.

Xia Ling snorted and scolded me for not being serious.

I asked her, "What are you doing here?" ”

"One is to see if you are injured, and the other is that I am going to go on a long trip, which may take a month." Xia Ling replied.

"Let's talk about business again? Brother Li is rich, so he doesn't have to work so hard! Wang Dong interjected.

Xia Ling glanced at me and said intellectually: "His money is his money, I shoulder the future of the Zhu family, my parents, uncles and aunts are all looking forward to me in prison, I must work hard." ”

I know what she's thinking, and it's normal to talk about business, and I have no reason to stop it.

"Then you pay attention to safety, where are you going this time?" I asked.

"Fujian West Astronomy City, there is going to establish an exclusive clothing wholesale center in western Fujian, it is a huge mall, and half of our Dongjiang is in western Fujian, I want to talk about it, and strive to connect my company to the wholesale center, which can be supplied in the future." Xia Ling said briefly.

I understood.

Western Fujian is very large, and although the Celestial City is not a provincial capital, it is the largest city in western Fujian, and its prosperity exceeds that of the Dongjiang River.

Xia Ling's company has just started, although it has received support from many parties, but it is extremely difficult to develop in Guangzhou, and it is still necessary to develop in western Fujian.

I said okay, you can do it.

She smiled beautifully: "I'll invite you to dinner when I come back." ”

I felt a sweetness in my heart, and I felt a hint of love. As a result, the lustful demon and Nima blew the wind on the pillow: "It's useless for her to be good-looking, I know at a glance that she is a chick, and she can't let you climb Bliss, so choose me." ”

"Aren't you a chick too?" I squinted and cursed inwardly.

The lust demon seemed to see through my thoughts, and pulled her hair and said charmingly: "I haven't eaten pork, but I've seen a lot of pigs running." ”

You're awesome.

I don't want to bird her, at this time Xia Ling is about to leave, and there is a call to urge her.

I parted ways with her, and she drove away.

Wang Dong sighed: "Sister Xia Ling's dedication is really heavy, in the future, Brother Li, you may want to be a househusband, it seems that it is more suitable to be a little nurse, but each has its own good, it is difficult to choose." Luckily, I don't have that kind of trouble...... For some reason, it's a little sad to talk about it. ”

I patted him on the shoulder: "Go buy your villa, have a good rest recently, and stop doing business." ”

As soon as he mentioned this, Wang Dong was happy, and he got into the Porsche and left, he was going to buy his own villa!

In this way, he did not show up for half a month.

I am happy to be idle, practice at home, order takeout when I am hungry, read books when I am free, and be cool and crooked.

It's just that the lust demon has been dangling in front of my eyes, and she is not only swinging, but also very annoying.

For example, now she is wearing a student uniform and stockings on her legs, and she walks around in front of my eyes.

"Modern clothes are so short, if we wore them like this in ancient times, we should be sure to dip in the pig cage."

I rubbed my temples and said weakly, "Sister, can you stop for a while?" ”

"Can't I try on clothes? Oops, this skirt is too short. She mentioned it, and I almost spurted blood, and I hurriedly covered my eyes, "I beg you to go back to ancient times and soak in the pig cage!" ”

The demon snickered, triumphant.

I really want to sigh in the sky, who can understand my troubles? What man would want to suffer such a sin!

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