Chapter 284: Two or Three Things About Tony's Family
Picking up the whiskey handed over by Tony's smart butler, I saw a mechanical arm pop out of Tony's ceiling, and this mechanical arm swayed to the front of the huge refrigerator, it opened the refrigerator door, and left two eye-catching scratches on the refrigerator at the same time!
The three-finger metal clamp at the end of the arm jammed the mouth of the whiskey bottle accurately, and it probably hesitated for a moment, and then he began to try to pick up two bottles at the same time, because there were two customers now, but he tried it, and finally only one bottle was delivered.
After Dante took the drink, a small robot with a tray on its head appeared on the side, and this robot drifted all the way to Carrie, with two goblets in the tray on his head!
"Wait a minute, I must pour you wine, this is my duty as a steward!"
Jarvis said as he continued to get the second bottle, and as he reached the robot with the wine, his metal arm desperately tried to open it, and after two failed attempts, he .......
"Jump!"
It snapped the bottle of whiskey, and then it reversed the bottle, and the drink poured into the goblet and onto the little robot.
"Ah, ah, you made me in the face, you made me in the face!"
The indicator light on the head of the little robot flashed and flashed, it kept shouting with mechanical sounds, its words made Jarvis almost annoyed, if it weren't for Jarvis's lack of anger, this little robot might not be able to escape the tragic fate of being dismantled!
And Dante, ha, don't talk about it, these two guys have been laughing unscrupulously on the sofa, Carrie rubbed her stomach, and took off the goblet full of wine and put it between herself and Dante, she laughed and teased her lips.
"Fortunately, we don't have a tradition of using robots in our family, fortunately, haha!"
"Uh, I'm sorry two guests, I was born not long ago, I am not very functional, please forgive me for my mistake, I will apply to Mr. Stark when he comes back, I will apply to him to upgrade mine!"
"Okay, actually, you're already a good housekeeper, come on Jarvis!"
Dante took Carrie's champagne and gulped down the glass, and just as he put it down, Jarvis suddenly coughed lightly.
"Ahem, two guests, Mr. Stark wants to talk to you, please wait!"
With Jarvis's words, a virtual screen suddenly appeared in the living room, which covered an extremely large area, and it was exactly like a huge portrait.
In this scene, Tony is sitting in a relatively empty conference room, with more stubble on the corner of his mouth, and it seems that he is planning to add something new to his look.
"Wow, Dante, I'm glad you're back on Earth, my friend, and I really want to thank you for giving me a brief introduction to extraterrestrial technology, the stuff you made me see has tormented me for seven nights, and I'm still thinking about the cause of those technologies!"
Tony said something slouched, and Dante sat down and waved at him.
"That's good, live and learn, come on, bastard!"
"Hey, I don't blame you for pulling me away from countless advanced technologies, you can't bear to call me a bastard, you break my heartbreak, Dante!"
"And what about you, if I didn't know I was your poor ghost neighbor, I really thought of you as a friend, man!"
"Uh......!"
Tony smiled instantly!
"Haha, poor neighbor, what is that, Jarvis, remember, you're in front of my best friend, Dante, I'm sure you'll forgive Jarvis' slip of the tongue......!"
"Slip of the tongue, don't think I don't know it's a note you left for me, bastard, what are you up to now, when will you be back, and then I'll let you know the wrath of the poor ghost neighbor!"
Dante clenched his fist in front of the projection, which made Tony grin.
"Well, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, hey, my little one, what's wrong with you, your indicator light is flashing, is it a sign of anger?"
Tony suddenly began to change the subject, and he asked the little robot who was still angry.
Hearing Tony's words, the little robot that had already shut up instantly came to his senses!
"Boss, boss, Jarvis made me in the face, made me look ......!"
"Uh, Jarvis, who taught him, cancel his voice function!"
"Yes, sir!"
Jarvis replied, and at the same time, the angry little robot instantly shut up!
"I really don't know how you got him in the face, hell, is my robot doing sex in my house, it's ridiculous, by the way, Dante, what did you do in my house, I'm afraid I can't go back now, I'm peddling my Jericho missiles in the military, it's a big business of more than three billion dollars, forgive me!"
"Of course I have to forgive you, New York Monopoly, after all, I'm a poor man, and besides, I came here to ask you for my little mud, where did you keep my pet?"
"In the basement, hell, I almost forgot to say, get your damn dangerous black liquid alien life that corrodes and evolves out of my house, he's eaten six of my precious flasks this week, those were left to me by my damned dad, damn it!"
After he finished roaring, he frowned and waved his hand.
"Jarvis, give Dante access to the third basement level, take him to get that damn black pet, I don't want to keep those weird things in my house anymore, and, Dante, I'm going to have a meeting, if there's anything else to tell me, I guess you shouldn't just come over and ask for your little black monster, right?"
Listening to Tony's question, Dante let out a long exhale, he licked his lips, and then said with a smile.
"That's right, lend me some money, man, I'm going on a trip with Carrie, and I think you're the only one who can help me!"
"Aha, it's very simple, on the left side of the seventh floor of the bedside table in my bedroom, there is my card wallet, you can take a credit card from it casually, just pick the color you like, besides, don't take it wrong, next to those card bags is my tt, I don't want to take a woman home and find that I don't have a condom, man!"
"Die, bastard, I'm not poor enough to borrow those things from you, hell!"
Dante waved his hand depressedly, the phone suddenly hung up, Tony's image disappeared without a trace, and Jarvis had already opened the elevator to the third basement floor, and at the same time, after the bedroom door opened, another mechanical arm came to Dante with a small card wallet.
"Sir, this is Mr. Stark's card pack, please pick it up, and besides, do you need me to get your terrible black monster out of the basement?"
"Then please, Jarvis!"
Dante smiled and took the card pack, and he nodded at Jarvis, whose robotic arm suddenly rushed into the elevator.
"Wait a minute, I'll get your pet for you right away!"
Jarvis's voice died out, and Dante, who placed the card case in Carrie's hand.
"Choose a favorite color, don't be polite to this guy, he won't mind helping our two poor ghost neighbors!"
"You feel so stingy when you're talking to him, dear!"
Carrie took the card pack and drew a black card.
"Black Gold Centurion Card, I didn't expect that I would use him one day. ”
"Then this one, black is good, it suits you well, woman, huh, so fast?"
As soon as Dante finished talking to Carrie, Jarvis had already returned to the living room with the flask filled with mud, and the mud was struggling violently, but as soon as he saw Dante, he instantly recovered from a pile of venom to a cute Kumamon!
"This is your pet?"
The moment Carrie saw Kumamon, she immediately rushed over and took the bottle in her hand, click, the bottle was pinched by her with one hand, and the next moment the mud that was constantly struggling was held in Carrie's hand!
Of course, the mud didn't know Carrie, so it roared desperately, and it kept stretching or deforming itself to try to escape from Carrie's hand, but then Carrie gently pinched Kumamon's face with two fingers!
"Why is this image, my dear, in fact, I prefer Minions!"
Carrie pinched her slippery face, and the mud screamed as if it had been ravaged at this moment, and it had just opened its big mouth full of sharp teeth to bite Carrie, but its movements were seen by Carrie!
"Stop, little thing, if you dare to bite me, I'll eat you!"
Seeing that the mud was actually going to bite herself, Carrie instantly turned into a hungry wolf mode, she bared her teeth and roared viciously at the mud, and then the mud wilted!
Carrie's terrifying temperament like a wild beast made the mud tremble in fright, the mud kept trembling with its big mouth open, under its control, the sharp teeth in its mouth gradually disappeared, and then it used its cute mouth to kiss Carrie's fingers constantly, and it even stretched out its tongue to lick Carrie's skin!
"That's good, Dante, your pet is mine for the time being, I want to train it well, this seems to be venom, a very dangerous parasite in the universe, and only you would want to treat him as a pet, but I like it very much!"
"Venom?"
Dante shook his head.
"I don't care what it is, as for the danger, we don't care, right, it's mud, our little pet!"
"Ahem, if you can, please set aside a little time for me, I have something very important to talk to you about!"
"Hey, bastard, what the hell are you going to do, damn it, Mr. Dante, I'm Harpy, this guy just drove up in a classic car and said it's your friend, do you know him, he's really good at fighting, hell!"
While Carrie was playing with the mud, an uninvited guest appeared at the door of the house, and Tony's bodyguard head Harpy Hogan was angrily telling Dante about the uninvited guest's bad behavior.
Dante glanced at the uninvited guest with interest.
"Coulson, you shouldn't come uninvited, after all, this is not my home!"
"Dante, I really have something important, I hope the Tony family's bodyguards will forgive me!"
"Forgiveness?"
Harpy yelled!
"That's impossible, you put down more than 20 of my subordinates by yourself, damn it, how can you tell me to forgive you!"
"Alright Harpy, he's my friend, let's leave and get you in trouble, buddy!"
Dante smiled and patted Harpy on the shoulder, and he comforted Harpy, who didn't look very good.
"Dante!"
Harpy sighed.
"My men are all my former comrades-in-arms, they need jobs here to support their families, I swear they are all professional bodyguards and fighters, but now they have lost at the hands of one person, they are afraid that they will be fired by Mr. Stark, I ......!"
Harpy's words sounded very sad, and he was also very aggrieved, suddenly came a middleman who drove a delicate classic car and had a bit of Mediterranean hair, this person was about to see Dante, how could Harpy agree, but this guy actually put down all his security teams with a few blind and dazzling small machines, and this guy is really Dante's friend, no disaster!
"Alright then, I'll talk to Tony, as for this guy......!"
Dante thought for a moment and stretched out his finger to Phil Coulson with a gentle smile in front of him!
"His department is a little special, don't compare your combat effectiveness with him for the time being, I'll explain this matter to Tony!"
Dante said and walked to Tony's refrigerator by himself, still opening the refrigerator in front of him, which was three meters high and about seven meters wide, and Dante casually took out the two bottles of wine that looked the most pleasing to the eye from the refrigerator and carried them in his hands.
"Jarvis, I'll take these two bottles, you take the time to talk to Tony, good old man, find a place to treat the two of us to some cold drinks, I want to hear the important things in your mouth!"
"Ugh!"
Hearing Dante's words, Coulson nodded with a wry smile.
"Well, the phrase "good old man" suits me very well, after all, I like to be kind and respectful to others, and as for cold drink shops, I often go to a Häagen-Dazs, if I can, then come with me!"
Coulson didn't stop after saying that, he turned around and left Tony's house, Dante put the wine in Pandora's box, and then he carried the box in his left hand and Carrie in his right hand, and soon came to Coulson's classic car.
Coulson was there at this time to untie many security guards, the small machine he just threw out tied those security guards into a ball, when Coulson untied them, those security guards looked at Coulson with the eyes of monsters, hell, some of them had heard of S.H.I.E.L.D. when they were soldiers, it is said that S.H.I.E.L.D.'s equipment is thirty years ahead of American GIs, and twenty years ahead of special forces, I'm afraid this statement is not wrong at all!
After letting everyone go, Coulson straightened the collar of his shirt and bowed to the group.
"I'm sorry for the trouble, but I won't use this method again next time I come over!"
"Don't have a next time, man, and better never see each other again!"
Harpy shouted reluctantly, and then he silently watched Coulson drive away, and only let out a long sigh of relief when the classic car carrying Dante and Carrie was completely gone.
"Tony!"
He muttered quietly.
"Is it really the right thing to do with such a dangerous person, I ...... There's always a sense of foreboding!"