Chapter 285: Dante Escapes the Plane Ticket
Sitting in Coulson's car, Dante looked left and right, he looked at it, and said with a smile.
"I thought you were very low-key, but now it doesn't seem to be the case, the logo of your car is actually the logo of S.H.I.E.L.D.!"
That's right, the logo of Coulson's red classic convertible is actually the logo of S.H.I.E.L.D., which is really high-profile in Dante's opinion!
Hearing Dante's words, Coulson started the car on his own, and when the car started moving, he patted the steering wheel and said without looking back.
"Her name is Laura, and she's my favorite, so I thought maybe you could get Lady Garnata to sit in your arms, don't you think it's weird to sit on the hood?"
"Hell!"
Dante immediately responded.
"When you came here, you should have known that we were two people, right, but you actually drove a sports car with only two seats!"
"I thought she was going to sit in your arms, I really thought so, after all, you two have always been very affectionate!"
"Okay, don't talk about me anymore, I'm sitting comfortably here, Coulson, step on the gas, I'm going to see if the wind can blow away my little venom!"
Carrie roared impatiently, and as she spoke, she put the mud in front of her, and since they were sitting on the hood in front of Dante, the wind blew and the mud's mouth was blown wide!
Seeing the mud lying on the hood and shaking, Carrie laughed so happily that she played like this for a while, until the car approached the city, and Carrie jumped out of the hood into Dante's arms.
"By the way, Coulson, I just heard you call it Laura, I didn't expect you to name a car!"
The first thing Carrie did when she sat in Dante's arms was teasing, and Coulson smiled embarrassedly.
"It's her, it's not it, this car is like my lover, she is a car with a very rich background and temperament, her history is longer than my mother, do you want to listen to me?"
"Tell me, your story will be more interesting than the constant street scene of New York!"
Carrie said, and then she made a gesture of listening, and when she heard Carrie's words, Coulson coughed lightly twice, and then said.
"The first time she appeared in front of everyone was in 1943, when the world's greatest inventor installed an era-spanning rocket jet on Laura, the world's first flying car!"
"What?"
Carrie was stunned!
"It seems to be World War II in human history, are you sure there were rocket jets at that time?"
"So the person who invented her was the greatest inventor at that time, and that person was also one of the founders of our S.H.I.E.L.D., but at that time, S.H.I.E.L.D. was not the long and smelly name it is now, during World War II, S.H.I.E.L.D. was called the Strategic Science Corps!"
"And then?"
"Then, in 1991, S.H.I.E.L.D. changed its name to the Strategic Danger Intervention and Espionage Logistics Division, and it wasn't until 2008 that we changed to the ...... we are today!"
"Okay, I know it's a stinky and long name, Territorial Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau, haha!"
"Yes, it's the name, it's hard to hear, but you know, Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division... L.D, that's what shield means, so we like to call ourselves S.H.I.E.L.D. agents!"
Coulson smiled bitterly and teased, it wasn't the first time he had publicly questioned the stinky and long name of his department, but what S.H.I.E.L.D. was called, this matter was not something he could decide!
"By the way, what is the name of the inventor you just mentioned, can you tell us?"
Dante suddenly asked, he was more interested in this person, maybe it was an intuition, when Dante heard the news from Coulson's mouth, he instinctively felt that this person would have an intersection with himself!
Hearing Dante's question, Coulson nodded lightly.
"Of course, that man's name is Edward Stark, maybe you haven't heard of that name, but you must know his descendants!"
"Hell Tony's dad!"
Dante suddenly realized why the car was painted in an extremely conspicuous red spray paint, since her creator was Tony's father, presumably that person was just as sassy as Tony!
"Yes, Tony Stark's father, but Tony didn't know that his father was one of the founders of S.H.I.E.L.D., and he didn't know that the reason why the military preferred to give orders to his company was not because his gadgets were so great that they were worth fighting for, but because ...... Huh!"
Coulson smiled unkindly!
"Tony's talent is undoubted, but most of his inventions are flashy, that is, his recent Jericho missile is eye-catching, but fortunately, he finally has a famous work, but it does not discredit Mr. Edward's name!"
"If Tony knew you guys thought so, he'd be mad, haha!"
Dante smiled unceremoniously.
At this time, Coulson has also arrived at his destination, the Häagen-Dazs chain of cold drink stores, the one he frequents is not a high-end store, but an experience store opened by Häagen-Dazs Face Public!
"The cold drinks here taste great, and the price is acceptable, oh my god, their most expensive ice cream, just fifty grams will cost me an entire month's salary, that's horrible!"
"It's okay, we're eating the best, this time I'll treat you, man!"
Dante patted Coulson's shoulder magnificently, and behind him, Carrie took out the black gold centurion very cooperatively, Coulson frowned and looked at the black card in Carrie's hand, and then he smiled unscrupulously!
"I see, I'm not going to save money for Tony, absolutely not!"
Coulson excitedly rushed to the cold drink shop, his speed was even a little faster than Dante, which made Dante have a good impression of Coulson, and it could be seen that Coulson had a true love for cold drinks, and Dante was the same, so the two at least had the same hobbies!
After finding a suitable private room, Coulson skillfully picked up the menu, and he unceremoniously ordered four cups of Supreme Black Gold Chocolate Milk Ice Cream, which cost $260,000 for just four cups of cold drinks!
Then, Dante ordered nine large cups of strawberry sundaes, and a variety of other cold drinks filled almost the entire table!
The mud jumped on the table, and it seemed to want to taste the cold drink, but Carrie would always slap it flat whenever he approached!
After Coulson tasted the ice cream he had been waiting for, he wiped his mouth, first closing his eyes and savoring the taste of the ice cream, then he asked suddenly.
"Can I ask you how you got back to Earth, if we're not mistaken, the way you came back was abrupt, like teleportation!"
"Well, it's so cool, it's indeed a teleportation!"
"Can you be specific?"
"Has Asgard heard of it?"
"What?"
Coulson was stunned for a moment, and he tried to remember the words Dante had uttered, Asgard, as if he had heard it somewhere.
After thinking for a few seconds, Coulson nodded suddenly.
"Isn't that Norse mythology, the Aesirs all live in Asgard, haha, I remember that in Norse mythology, our earth is called Midgard, right?"
"That's right, Earth is indeed the Midgard of their mouths!"
Dante nodded, he had no intention of hiding it, and besides, he wanted to see what expression Coulson would have on his face when he knew that the myth was actually true!
Sure enough, Coulson's face instantly became solemn!
"You're talking about them, they, really exist?"
"Okay, don't be tempted, Carrie and I did come back from Asgard, where you imagined the Norse god realm, and you should have heard of the way we came back, Rainbow Gate knows!"
"Wait, hell, I need to calm down, calm down!"
Coulson nervously took two sips of cold drink, then he pursed his lips and asked seriously!
"Dante, can you be sure of their identities, maybe they are some kind of alien race that we haven't discovered yet, as for the gods, isn't it a bit outrageous?"
"It's nothing outrageous, the Aesir Protoss does exist, I also had a fight with Thor, and I also saw Odin, and now he is an old man!"
"Oh, you're talking about Thor?"
"Well, a blonde reckless man, he was beaten hard by me, haha!"
Dante laughs as he eats, and Coulson listens to what he thinks is a joke, and the rest is nothing but shock!
"Hell, I have a question!"
Coulson hurriedly asked!
"If I'm not mistaken, you once told me that there is hell in the world, and I did see those demons and devils, and the souls of the dead in Norse mythology all go to the Heim underworld, so, damn it, where do our earthlings go when they die, it sounds too confusing!"
"Huh~?"
Dante was stunned!
"Your idea is very novel, but I haven't investigated it, and if I have the chance, I can help you look into this area!"
"Well, I don't really care about that, do I have a chance to ask another question?"
Coulson smiled reluctantly, and then, without waiting for Dante to respond, asked in a whisper.
"I want to know more, before you came back, about fifteen minutes ago, there was another teleportation that landed on Earth, if it was a teleportation from the Rainbow Bridge, I want to know who that light brings?"
"Thor!"
Dante nodded.
"Remember I said I defeated Thor, right, who knows what madness Odin had, he banished Thor to Earth, you guys get ready to meet Asgard Thor!"
After Dante finished speaking, the expression on Coulson's face was even worse!
"I really don't want to know the news, hell, once Sol has an accident on Earth, I really can't imagine what it will be like for Earth and Asgard to go to war, Dante, maybe I'm going to leave first, we have to arrange Sol's life, and this is also the first step for us to try to establish diplomatic relations with Asgard, it's really awkward, we have caught some aliens, but we really haven't seen God!"
Coulson didn't hide anything from Dante, after all, they already knew that Dante had even traveled around the universe, and the alien corpses hidden by S.H.I.E.L.D. were probably nothing in Dante's eyes, and besides, proper sharing of secrets could also better build a friendship with Dante!
However, after listening to Coulson's words, Dante smiled and nodded.
"You should indeed be prepared for war, there is one thing I didn't tell you, Thor's divine power has been sealed by Odin, he is just an ordinary mortal now, and with his shit-like character, it is estimated that he will be beaten wherever he goes, you better pray that he is not killed, haha!"
"What!"
Coulson stood up instantly, his brow furrowing and yelling in frustration.
"I'll inform the headquarters of the news, I'm sure you won't joke with us about such things, Thor's security is the safety of the earth, it seems that I have to find him and then teach him how to live on the earth!"
"Wait, I have one more thing, where is Magneto locked up now?"
"How?"
"I want to see him, I hope you can arrange it, thank you!"
"It's hard, he's one of the top 10 dangerous guys on the planet, if I were you, I'd apply directly to the president, I remember the night before you left Earth, the president left you a private number!"
"Alright then, goodbye, man!"
Dante waved his hand at Coulson, signaling him to report quickly, after all, Dante and Odin agreed to take care of Thor, Dante really didn't want Thor to die on Earth, and Dante felt that it was more suitable to take care of Thor and let S.H.I.E.L.D. do it than do it himself!
Coulson nodded, and then strode away, and after he left, Carrie immediately threw herself into Dante's arms!
"You told them all, why?"
"Hey, woman, I've made a decision, the earth is my home now and in the future, wouldn't I want my home to be more comfortable, I want the earth to cause less trouble that even I find troublesome!"
With that, Dante took the last sip of the cold drink, and then he picked up the mud and put it on his shoulder.
"Don't want that, woman, let's have a good trip, I'm going to meet Magneto before I leave, I promise to help him take care of his young daughter, do you mind if we have a little more oil bottle in our trip, and leave his little daughter in the United States by herself, I'm a little worried!"
"Listen to you, how did we meet Magneto, did we really call the president?"
"No, don't you want to visit the White House, just make it our first stop!"
Dante smiled, he led Carrie to the airport, and then checked the recent flights, until after the plane to Washington took off, Dante and Carrie flew directly to the wings of the plane, Dante even brought some packed strawberry sundaes and hot pizza that she had just bought, and Carrie, she was holding the roast duck she bought in Chinatown and nibbling on it!
In the plane, in the window position, the little boy sat there bored, this was not the first time he had taken a plane, so when the plane took off, the unchanged sky made the boy have no intention of looking.
However, the boy could not sleep, and he finally glanced out the window, and the next moment he had round eyes and roared!
"Oh my God, Mommy, someone's having a picnic on the wings of an airplane!"
"No kidding, my child, don't tell such stupid lies!"
The mother patted her son on the head, and then another surprised voice sounded in the two rows behind them!
"It's true, hell, there are two people eating on the wings of the plane, am I dazzled?"
"Whoosh!"
At this moment, the sound of the passengers turning their heads almost became loud, and countless people looked out of the window, even if they couldn't see it, they were curious and tried to poke their heads out and keep watching!
The exclamations became more and more until even S.H.I.E.L.D. learned the news, and looking at the information handed over by Hill, Nick Fury slapped the table in frustration!
"Are they so poor that they can't afford to buy plane tickets, damn it, why do they always do such a shocking act, I ...... I'm ......!"
He sighed several times, and finally sighed.
"Shit!"
He cursed at the end, and then lost his voice.