Huang Shaohong said that the 'three hundred taels of silver' that he came to repay the money was naturally Ming telling Li Xiuyuan that this was the money to lose him, and seeing that the latter felt unwilling to lose his front teeth, he happily raised the silver to five hundred taels, and the two happily made a deal.

The two sluts tacitly laughed, and Li Xiuyuan even invited Huang Shaohong to come in and talk.

As a result, Mother Li on the side stopped Li Xiuyuan when she opened her mouth and asked, "Xiuyuan, where did you get the five hundred taels of silver to lend to others!" ”

"Ugh....... This one....... That ......."

Li Xiuyuan suddenly became stumbling on this and that.

Huang Shaohong said for him: "Li Gongzi won by gambling, fighting crickets, juju gambling or something......"

Before the words fell, I saw that Li Mu's hand had been raised high......

Half an hour later, in the Li Family Flower Hall, Li Xiuyuan and Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen faced each other, and the former stretched out his hand and signaled:

"Brother Huang, let's drink tea, and then let's talk about today's matter, and you have to give me an explanation."

The two of them have passed their names before, and they are called Brother Huang by Li Xiuyuan.

Huang Shaohong smiled and picked up the teacup, put it to his mouth and sipped it lightly.

I have to say that although all the illusions in Tiantai County are illusions, there are also up and down between the illusions, which is very different.

Just like the tea in front of you, just take it up and feel the fragrance of the tea, take a sip, only feel the sweet and fresh, after drinking, the teeth and cheeks are fragrant, the charm remains, it is the best Ming Dynasty Longjing.

It's obviously an illusion, but it can deceive his sense of smell and taste, making people feel that they really drank this tea, and this kind of illusion that can deceive the senses, Huang Shaohong has to praise it, it's really extraordinary.

After putting down the teacup, Huang Shaohong smiled and said to Li Xiuyuan opposite: "This is also a misunderstanding, at that time, Brother Li asked me to kick the juju to you, and I accidentally used too much force......

When he said this, he saw that Li Xiuyuan looked a little excited, and hurriedly raised the question of silver: "Brother Li, don't worry, the five hundred taels of soup and medicine will be served with both hands in a while, and one tael of silver will not be less!" ”

Li Xiuyuan said a little angrily: "Did I say that Keju incident?" I'm asking you about it! ”

He said and pointed to his face with a blue nose and swollen face and black eyes:

"I tell you that this is still on the surface, I am sitting on the chair now are empty seats, it also hurts like a needle prick, my father and mother hate people to gamble the most, you say in front of her that I fight crickets, gamble, don't you harm me? You just say how do I count this beating! ”

Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen couldn't help but laugh when they saw his unlucky appearance with a blue nose and swollen face, and the former couldn't help but laugh: "I'm also in addition to this kind of door, and I don't understand Lingtang's temper, so I'm adding three hundred taels or eight hundred taels of silver to compensate Brother Li, this will be fine!" ”

Li Xiuyuan's eyes lit up when he heard this, he cracked his mouth with a toothless tooth, and said with a smile: "Drink tea, drink tea, Brother Huang is righteous, and he has a temper with me!" ”

As he was talking, he saw Laifu running in in a panic: "Less...... Few...... Oops, old ....... Old ......."

Li Xiuyuan said impatiently: "There are few old ones, you are not annoyed, don't worry, the young master will definitely have you to drink a mouthful of soup when he gets rich......"

Laifu shook his hands continuously: "No, young master, it's the master who is back!" ”

After Laifu finished speaking, he was tired, and when he was houng, Li Xiuyuan's pupils shrank: "I don't rely on you to say ...... earlier"

After saying that, he got up and was about to run.

The corners of Huang Shaohong's mouth twitched, and he clearly heard a footstep walking quickly, and he had already arrived at the door of the flower hall, Li Xiuyuan didn't have time to run.

Sure enough, the next moment, Taizhou Jiedu made Li Maochun walk in quickly, and said helplessly: "Xiuyuan, you didn't dare to see me if you did something, and let Laifu report to you!" ”

Li Xiuyuan stood with his hands down, and shouted bitterly: "Dad, you're back!" ”

Li Maochun glanced at Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen, and was a little surprised by their appearances, but the next moment his eyes were startled by the blue nose and swollen face on his son's face.

He hurriedly asked with concern: "Xiuyuan, how did you get this injury?" ”

"Uh...... This is ......" he was about to say that he accidentally fell.

Huang Shaohong relieved Li Maochun's doubts at this time: "This is because Brother Li gambled and was beaten by Old Lady Li!" ”

Seeing that his expression was quite sincere, as if he was a serious statement of the facts, Li Xiuyuan's mouth trembled, and he stretched out his hand and pointed at him:

"You ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was hit in the chest with a 'bang' and fell directly to the ground.

Li Maochun lifted the hem of his clothes: "Little animal, the old man is the envoy of Taizhou, and he has been skilled in both civil and military affairs since he was a child. ”

After saying that, he stepped forward with an arrow......

Half an hour later, Li Maochun went back to the back hall to find his wife, and in anger, even Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen didn't greet the two guests.

It seems that Huang Shaohong is regarded as Li Xiuyuan's fox friend and dog friend.

Huang Shaohong looked at Li Xiuyuan, whose face was covered with blood and was getting up from the ground, and said apologetically: "Brother Li, forgive me, my biggest shortcoming is that I am straightforward and .......fast-talking."

Li Xiuyuan stretched out his hand and made a stop gesture: "Needless to say....... This matter is not two thousand taels of silver, and I am not finished with you! ”

As soon as Huang Shaohong turned his hand, a dazzling red gem appeared in his hand: "This gem is worth at least 10,000 taels of silver, Brother Li take it!" ”

Li Xiuyuan's eyes straightened: "How bad this is, this is too much!" Before he finished speaking, the gem was already in his hands.

Seeing his appearance, Bai Suzhen, who was watching the play on the side, covered her mouth and chuckled.

Li Xiuyuan also knew that he had lost his temper, smiled awkwardly, and said: "There is nothing to ask for such an expensive gift, but if Brother Huang is convenient, let me play for two or three years, then it would be better!" ”

Huang Shaohong waved his hand: "Eh...... This is the soup and medicine fee I gave to Brother Li, and the rest will be used as a meeting gift to get to know Brother Li! ”

Li Xiuyuan's face burst into laughter: "Look at how bad this is, I'm not greedy for money, the main thing is that I just want to get to know Brother Huang, a friend like you who is so outspoken!" ”

After speaking, he already carried the ruby in his arms.

He got up and looked at the back of the flower hall, then turned around and said, "Brother Huang, since we are friends, you can tell the truth, what do you want me to do with such a big gift?" ”

"My ugly words will be in front, my father is a small festival envoy, his ability is limited, if he can't help, I won't refund it!"

Huang Shaohong shook his head with a smile: "Brother Li said that he was joking, I just heard that the son of the Taizhou Jiedu envoy is a wonderful person, so I just want to get acquainted, and now when I see it, Brother Li is really a second person!" ”

Li Xiuyuan looked at Huang Shaohong in surprise for a long time, and when he saw his sincere expression, he suddenly laughed and said:

"Brother Huang is a wonderful person, okay, since the two of us are wonderful people, and we are so like-minded, why don't we cut off the head of the chicken and burn the yellow paper today, and become brothers with different surnames!"

This time it was Huang Shaohong's turn to be surprised, he didn't expect Li Xiuyuan to propose such a thing as swearing to him.

This made him think about it for a moment, wondering if this was Li Xiuyuan's own meaning, or the meaning of the dragon descending arhat behind him.

It is said that worshipping with a Buddhist Arhat and a famous living Buddha Jigong does not disgrace his current status as an immortal.

The key is the person in front of him, but watching his father and mother die, they are all laughing and saying that this is a happy event!

People's parents don't care, what does a sworn brother count, and such a person swears, Huang Shaohong is not so bold.

When Huang Shaohong was still hesitating, Li Xiuyuan had already beckoned outside: "Come and bless you bastard, go get yellow paper and chickens, young master, I want to bow to Brother Huang!" ”

After a while, Laifu was already holding yellow paper and a turkey, and walked in aggrievedly: "Young master, you let Laifu take it, Laifu will go and get it, what are you doing scolding my father and grandfather?" ”

Li Xiuyuan pointed at him and scolded: "If you hadn't stuttered just now, the young master would have run away, let my father beat him again, do you say you should scold, and when did I scold your father and your grandfather, I don't know them!" ”

Laifu Zhenzhen said: "You call me a 'bastard', then I am a bastard, what is my father?" What is my grandfather? You're not scolding my dad and grandpa, what are you? ”

Li Xiuyuan was speechless when asked, and only said after a while: "I am greeting your ancestors!" ”

The two were making a fuss, and suddenly there was a commotion outside, the sound was so loud that even Li Maochun and Mrs. Li in the back house were alarmed and walked out.

Li Maochun snorted coldly at Li Xiuyuan, and then walked out with Mrs. Li.

Li Xiuyuan stuck out his tongue at his father's back, and then beckoned to Huang Shaohong: "Don't pay attention to them, it just so happens that Brother Huang, let's go to the backyard to cut off the chicken's head and worship!" ”

After speaking, I will come to pull Huang Shaohong.

Where is Huang Shaohong willing to do it, he immediately dodged Li Xiuyuan's pull, and pointed to the front with a smile: "Brother Li, let's take a look at what happened in front!" ”

As he spoke, he took the white lady's jade hand and walked outside.

Li Xiuyuan said depressedly: "I've found all the chickens, what are you looking for?" ”

Laifu asked in a low voice: "Young master, why do you have to bow to him, and you are not familiar with him!" ”

"You know!" Li Xiuyuan whispered: "As soon as we met, this product gave me 10,000 taels of silver gems as a meeting gift, it is a Kaizi, and we will be short of money to spend in the future?" ”

Laifu's eyes also showed a sudden look of joy, and a pair of master and servant 'hey, hey, hey' looked at each other and smiled!

Li Xiuyuan couldn't help but knock on Laifu's head: "You kid, you smile more treacherously than me, go, go to the front and take a look, remember to take care of him for a while, don't let this Kaizi run away, you must bow down today!" ”

In Laifu's response, Li Xiuyuan quickly caught up with Huang Shaohong: "Brother Huang waits......"

When a few people arrived at the front, Li Maochun asked what was going on, but the servants at home returned, but it was a few people who wanted to use the festival to relieve the thatched house of the mansion.

The people were a family of four, the two old ones were parents-in-law, and there were two young couples, among whom the young woman was still a pregnant woman, and her belly looked round, and she should be about to give birth.

Seeing someone in charge come out, the old man in the family covered his stomach and said, "My lord, we broke my stomach when we ate out just now, can you please borrow a thatched house!" ”

His son added: "We can't hold it back, if you don't agree, my lord, we'll be out soon!" ”

Li Maochun thought that he was a good official, and being kind to others was also what he was willing to do, so he immediately pointed to the direction of the thatched house with his hand and said:

"We only have two thatched huts, so let's take care of them!"

As soon as his voice fell, the two men rushed out, and a pair of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law could only hold their stomachs in the back and endure it.

At this moment, Huang Shaohong suddenly looked towards a corner, and two figures suddenly appeared on the side, one with a big belly and dressed as a head, and his appearance was eight points of imagination with Uncle Da in later generations.

The other is dressed in gold wire armor, but it is the appearance of the senior brother in "Shaolin Football", but he is slightly thinner.

Both of them had a fairy aura on their bodies, and after they appeared, except for Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen, no one else could see their existence.

Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen glanced at each other, and they both saw that the other party should be immortals, but the two of them, like this Tiantai County, were immortals who existed in this illusion and were part of this illusion.

These two people didn't find that Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen could see them and talk to themselves.

The person who only listened to Uncle Nada asked, "Is this here, is there a mistake this time?" ”

The senior brother in gold silk armor said: "Of course I can't make a mistake, and I don't look at who led the way, but I am the guard of the South Heaven Gate, and I can see this place at a glance from the sky!" ”

Uncle Da took a sip: "Phew, then you just led me down from the Nantian Gate and plunged into the swill bucket!" ”

The senior brother was suddenly embarrassed and said: "I have a secret that I haven't told anyone for so many years, I tell you, you must not tell others, in fact, I am ......"

Uncle Da flew more than three feet away: "I don't like men's ......"

"I don't like it either!"

"Then why are you talking so ambiguous?"

The senior brother yelled angrily:

"I mean, I led you into the swill bucket because I was a squint and went astray, and you must not tell anyone, or I should be laid off!"

At this time, Uncle Da had already seen Li Xiuyuan behind Li Maochun and Mrs. Li, where was he still in the mood to talk to the senior brother, and ran over to greet him: "Descend the dragon...... I want to kill you! ”

Li Xiuyuan ignored him and greeted Huang Shaohong and said: "Brother Huang, they just went to the toilet and what was there to see, why don't we go to the back, and make a move to cut off the head of the chicken!" ”

Huang Shaohong had already decided not to bow to him, and said with a smile: "It's better to take a look and say, Lingzun Lingtang is here, how bad it is for us to go in by ourselves!" ”

When Li Maochun heard this, he turned around and nodded at Huang Shaohong, and then scolded his son: "You see how polite people are!" ”

Uncle Da turned his head to the senior brother and asked, "Why can't the dragon see me?" ”

The elder brother explained: "He is already a mortal, and if you want to come into contact with him, you have to be reincarnated and incarnated!" ”

Uncle Da said angrily: "The dragon has grown so big, it's too late for me to reincarnate now!" ”

The senior brother smiled: "It's okay, I'll blow you up when you are reincarnated, but you will become an idiot without mana, only when the clouds cover the sun, you will come to your senses and find your mana!" ”

Uncle Da sighed; "But it's useless for me to recover my mana, the important thing is when he can get his memories back!"

The senior brother spread his hands: "There is no way, unless the five thunders hit the top, but if we help, then we will violate the rules of heaven and will definitely be held accountable!" ”

Uncle Da thought for a while: "No matter, I'll be reincarnated first, why do I have to give him the fan that the Bodhisattva gave him!" ”

After speaking, he saw the pair of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law waiting to go to the toilet, the daughter-in-law's big belly, and laughed: "It's a big belly, God help me!" ”

As he spoke, he stuffed a puff fan in his hand into the senior brother's hand: "That's it, I'm going to reincarnate!" ”

After saying that, a flying body rushed towards the pot-bellied young woman.

At this time, the father and son had already come out of the toilet and said to their respective wives: "Go quickly, we are finally comfortable!" ”

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law hurriedly rushed to the toilet, the young woman was unable to move because of her big belly, and when the mother-in-law endured the stomach pain, she stepped forward to help her, just in front of her daughter-in-law, and Uncle Da rushed into the old woman's stomach at once.

The old woman's belly suddenly grew bigger, round as if she was about to give birth.

But at this time, her belly was like a knife, and she couldn't care so much, so she and her daughter-in-law helped each other into the thatched house.

At this time, the senior brother found that the fan was in his hand, and threw it into the wool room in a hurry.

As a result, by mistake, the old woman came out holding a white fat doll, and when the daughter-in-law came out, she cried and told her husband that she had given birth to a fan.

The senior brother fulfilled his promise to Uncle Da, and used his mana to blow it up, turning the little doll into a bearded Uncle Da in the blink of an eye, scaring the family of four into running away.

Uncle Da, who finally became a fool, was taken in by the kind-hearted Li Maochun and his wife, even if he found a younger brother for Li Xiuyuan.

Huang Shaohong couldn't help but smile and arched his hand at Li Xiuyuan: "Congratulations to Brother Li for having one more brother!" ”

Li Xiuyuan smiled angrily; "Fuck off, you're willing to take it away!"

He said and grabbed Huang Shaohong: "Brother Huang, we haven't bowed yet, I think let's bow to each other and give each other a token, what gold, silver and jewelry, antique calligraphy and painting, I think it is less than 10,000 taels of silver, you are embarrassed to take out your hand, right, quickly cut off the head of the chicken and burn the yellow paper......"

Huang Shaohong's expression was a little strange: "Are you serious? ”

"Nature is true!"

Huang Shaohong nodded: "Okay!" ”

He pointed at the pu fan in Uncle Da's hand: "I want that fan!" ”