"I want that fan!"

Huang Shaohong didn't want to play such a childish trick as swearing with Li Xiuyuan, but when he heard Li Xiuyuan say that he wanted to exchange tokens, he suddenly changed his mind and proposed to exchange the fan.

Because he felt that the fan was different from the things around him, it was real, it was a real fan.

Although the pu fan is inconspicuous, Huang Shaohong is reminiscent of the plot in the star movie 'Jigong'.

In the original plot, Guanyin Bodhisattva gave Jigong a 'wish to come true', as the name suggests, the fan can make people's wishes come true, but it can be used three times a day, and each time it is used, a crack will appear on the fan.

After three times, you will have to wait until sunrise the next day before you can use it again.

Of course, this fan is not without shortcomings, it cannot change life and death, it cannot change people's hearts, because what it changes will lose its effect the next day.

But this is enough, do you remember the three life-saving hairs that Guanyin gave Sun Wukong in 'Journey to the West'?

This 'wish comes true' is simply a copy of those three hairs.

With the ability of Brother Monkey, he still needs three hairs to save his life, and you can imagine how precious it is to have the same effect as the three hairs.

So Huang Shaohong was tempted, if the fan in Uncle Da's hand was genuine, then he wouldn't mind worshipping, just worshipping, and not worshipping heaven and earth near the cave room, the old man is afraid of a wool!

Li Xiuyuan couldn't help but be stunned when he heard Huang Shaohong's words, looked at the pu fan, and said in surprise: "You're not joking with me, are you?" You want this fan? ”

Huang Shaohong stretched out his hand to Uncle Da and said, "Can you lend me the fan to take a look?" ”

Uncle Da originally watched the two chatting with a smirk, but when he heard that Huang Shaohong was going to take his fan, he immediately changed his face and hid the fan behind him.

"Don't give, don't give!"

Huang Shaohong took out a piece of pastry with his backhand and handed it over with a smile: "I'll give you a snack, how about you let me see?" ”

Uncle Da's eyes lit up when he saw the dim sum and grabbed it with his hand, and the next moment the pastry was already in Uncle Da's hand, put it in his mouth and chewed it.

Huang Shaohong's eyes shrank, he was worthy of being a Tiger Arhat, although he lost his mana, his hand speed was also faster than that of ordinary martial artists, Uncle Da's 'unicorn arm' was practiced, and he could do it!

He smiled and hooked his hand at Uncle Da and said, "How about you eat the dim sum, you should borrow the fan for me to see!" ”

"Don't give, don't give!"

Surprisingly, Uncle Da still disagreed, Huang Shaohong looked at it, yes, he was fooled by a fool, how can he be reasonable, he can only look at Li Xiuyuan on the side and see what he says.

Li Xiuyuan smiled and said: "It's just a broken fan, it's too shabby, Brother Huang might as well change to a different one, why don't you ask my father to write you a letter......

Li Maochun and his wife, who were about to return to the inner house, seemed to be aware of it and looked over here, Li Xiuyuan hurriedly laughed and said: "Dad, mother, you go in first, I'll talk to Brother Huang, and by the way, take this fool to play for a while......"

Li Maochun scolded angrily: "You little brute, didn't you hear me just say that I had adopted him? ”

He pointed at Uncle Da and said to Li Xiuyuan: "In the future, he will be your younger brother, do you hear it, I am really angry with the old man......"

Mrs. Li hurriedly stepped forward to stroke her father-in-law's chest and comforted: "Master, my son is still young, don't be angry with him, just be more reasonable!" ”

Li Maochun sighed when he heard this: "Hey, I said it's broken, have you heard of it?" When the saint of the family came into the world, the courtyard was accompanied by Ganoderma lucidum, and when this little animal spoke, the yard was full of mushrooms......"

When he said this, he sighed heavily: "What do mushrooms do?" Shiitake mushrooms are vegetables, they are meant to be eaten by others, you said that one day the two of us will be gone, and there is no residue left for him to guard this business for fear of being eaten..... Ay! ”

Li Xiuyuan felt that there was no face in the presence of friends, so he said perfunctorily:

"Oh Dad, don't worry, I'll grow in, okay, go back and let the kitchen get you some wolfberry pork kidney soup, I think Dad, your face has not been good for the past two days, it's black, you are a sign of kidney deficiency, it's time to make up for it!"

Li Mao's seven points of spring smoked, pointed to this goods and said to his wife: "Look at your son, I'm angry, don't you know if my kidneys are good?" ”

Mrs. Li's face was flushed:

"Oh master, there are still outsiders, what are you talking about this, the cultivation is still young, and there is no intention!"

As he spoke, he pulled Li Maochun and walked inside, and at the same time turned his head to Li Xiuyuan and said, "Take your brother to play, don't bully him, you know!" ”

"Don't worry, mother, how could I bully him if I'm so kind!"

The smile on Li Xiuyuan's face remained until the backs of Li Maochun and his wife disappeared into the flower hall.

Huang Shaohong said with some feelings: "Your father is really good to you, he is planning for your future!" ”

To be honest, he really wants to have such parents who can nag him, and can sincerely envision for him in the future, these family affections can't be exchanged for anything.

Li Xiuyuan didn't appreciate it, and rubbed his face that was stiff because of the excessive smirk:

"My dad is just worrying about it, just take care of it now, what's the future!"

After he finished speaking, he returned to the previous topic:

"Brother Huang, let's exchange tokens, you have to break the fan, this can't be said, how about changing the folding fan, I am drawing you a chicken eating rice on the surface of the fan, and it will be an antique after a few hundred years......."

Huang Shaohong shook his head with a smile, and looked at the fan in Uncle Da's hand: "I want to see that first!" ”

Li Xiuyuan saw that he was paying attention, turned his head and stretched out his hand to Uncle Da and said, "Bring it ......"

Uncle Da looked stupid, shook his head and said, "Don't give it, my fan is ......"

Li Xiuyuan showed a smile and discussed: "Good, bring it!" ”

"No...... Ah! ”

Before the word 'give' that Uncle Da didn't give was out of the mouth, Li Xiuyuan had already rushed over and beat him violently, and then he was stronger than the pu fan, and handed it to Huang Shaohong with a smile:

"Brother Huang, please smile!"

Huang Shaohong turned out that the pu fan, as soon as he touched his hand, he knew that this was a treasure, although the appearance was the same as an ordinary pu fan, but this material was neither gold, nor iron nor wood, and it was obviously a magic weapon made of special materials and mana.

And although the surface is ordinary, the charm is hidden inside, which is in line with the saying that the gods are obscure.

Huang Shaohong immediately confirmed that this must be the 'wish fan' in the original plot!

He was happy in his heart, he knew that this treasure was of great use, and he remembered that in the original plot, after Li Xiuyuan recovered the memory of descending the dragon, he used this fan to invite the Bodhidharma Patriarch to come on his body, and obtained an invincible martial arts in the world, and he couldn't even recognize the ninth generation of evildoers.

Huang Shaohong had an idea, he had a lot of strange flowers and plants in his bag, such as Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass, such as fairy beans from the 'Dragon Ball World'.

These exotic flowers and plants are difficult to cultivate, and if they run out, they will become disposable treasures.

Take fairy beans as an example, he made a total of jars, and if he didn't eat it, there would be no more, and when he was in other worlds, he also had to find scientific researchers and botanists to cultivate, and wanted to study the way to plant fairy beans.

Even the genetic laboratory where he studied the T virus was used, but he failed to plant and cultivate this fairy bean.

Now that he has this 'wish into a fan', Huang Shaohong can completely invite Emperor Qing or Shennong to come up and temporarily obtain the abilities of these two.

I believe that whether it is Shennong or Qingdi, the ability of any of the two of them, if they want to successfully cultivate the immortal beans and Ganoderma lucidum immortal grass, it is also a matter of hand.

Of course, there is a small problem in this, that is, under Huang Shaohong's divine perception, this 'wish becomes a fan' as if there is a master, that is, this magic weapon should be recognized as the master.

As for who the person who confessed the Lord, Huang Shaohong glanced at Li Xiuyuan beside him, and believed that this answer was not difficult to guess.

But this problem is easy to solve, as long as the Li Xiuyuan in front of him promises to give this fan to himself, the words of the immortal Buddha, just like the words of the human emperor Chrysostom, as long as the words come out, the way of heaven will be inducted, and naturally it will not be untargeted, empty words.

In an instant, Huang Shaohong's mind was full of thoughts, and then he held the fan and smiled:

"So you and I are righteous, how about I want this fan as a token? As for my tokens......"

Huang Shaohong reached into the cuff, and actually took out a dragon's eye-sized Dongzhu in his bag:

"How about this bead worth 10,000 gold?"

Li Xiuyuan's eyes were all gone:

"Okay, you and my brother, love is stronger than gold, without further ado, let's go to my yard behind, cut off the head of the chicken, burn yellow paper, and worship immediately!"

He took Huang Shaohong's hand and walked to the back, and at the same time beckoned Laifu, hurriedly worshiped the incense case and offered to Taiwan, and the two of them could worship.

Bai Suzhen shook her head with a smile, and then followed, Uncle Da also got up from the ground, followed behind madly, and kept shouting:

"Fan fan, fan fan......"

When he arrived at the courtyard where Li Xiuyuan lived alone, under the busyness of Laifu commanding a few family members, the incense case and the offering table were quickly set up, and a statue of Guan Erye was placed on the incense case, and two futons were placed in front of the incense case, so that the two of them could kneel and worship.

Li Xiuyuan pulled Huang Shaohong and was about to kneel, but the latter grabbed him: "Are you sure the two of us want to kneel Guan Gong?" ”

"This is natural, bow down, how can anyone not kneel to Guan Gong, hurry up!"

Huang Shaohong was unable to be urged by him, and he was worried about the fan in his heart, so he could only hug his fist towards the statue, and thought in his heart: "Second Master Guan, I will worship your loyalty and courage, and your reputation through the ages!" ”

Boldly bowed down to the statue with Li Xiuyuan.

'Click'

As soon as the two of them bent their legs, and before they could kneel, a hole opened in the base of the idol.

Huang Shaohong was about to say something, Li Xiuyuan hurriedly said: "This idol has been thinking about it for a long time, it is estimated that the wood is cracked, it doesn't matter, we are distracted, come and worship with me quickly!" ”

The two of them bent their knees down again, and before they could touch the futon, the idol exploded into pieces with a 'boom'.

Huang Shaohong shook his head and smiled bitterly, he and Li Xiuyuan, one is a Taoist true immortal, and the other is a Buddhist Venerable, Guan Erye is only a god after death, and his old man's idol really can't afford their worship.

Li Xiuyuan was stunned: "What's the matter?" It's just a goodbye, why is this still exploding! ”

But he thought in his heart, could it be that my mind was not successful, and the greed for money was sensed by Guan Erye, and signaled that this would be the case?

Li Xiuyuan shook his head vigorously, thinking to himself that no, the beads are worth 10,000 gold, you have to get your hands on them, and there is another rich brother like this, who is blessed to share, isn't it a long-term meal ticket!

Thinking of this, Li Xiuyuan decided in his heart that he would resolutely carry out the worship and pointed to the sky; "Let's worship, let's just worship the heavens!"

Huang Shaohong thought about it, although the two of them were immortal Arhats, but there was still a problem with worshipping the sky, so he readily agreed, and under the witness of Bai Suzhen, Laifu, and Uncle Da, the two knelt on the futon, holding three sticks of incense, and looked at the sky!

Then Li Xiuyuan said to Huang Shaohong: "Brother Huang, just follow me, I say a word, you say a word!" ”

Huang Shaohong nodded and said, "Okay!" ”

When Li Xiuyuan saw him agree, he said loudly: "Heaven is above, I, Li Xiuyuan, am brothers with Huang Shaohong today......

Huang Shaohong wanted the fan, and reluctantly followed: "Heaven is above, I, Huang Shaohong, am brothers with Li Xiuyuan today......"

Huang and Li Hedao: "Blessings are shared, and difficulties are shared. *#￥（#（”

In this sentence, the blessings and sharing are extremely clear, and the next sentence of 'when there is trouble' the two of them are extremely vague, in fact, they are thinking in their hearts 'when there is trouble'!

Next, 'I can't be born on the same day and month of the same year, but I hope to die on the same day and month of the same year', the second half of this sentence is also extremely vague and confusing.

Both of them had calculations in their hearts, and neither of them pointed out the ambiguity of what the other said.

In the end, Li Xiuyuan said loudly: "If you violate this oath, the sky will thunder!" ”

Huang Shaohong could only follow him.

After the two finished speaking, they got up and inserted the three sticks of incense in their hands into the incense burner at the same time.

But at this moment, the unexpected happened.

Huang Shaohong felt that a breath suddenly locked on him, and then the danger was approaching, he flashed suddenly, and he heard a 'boom', which turned out to be a thunderbolt that fell and was slashing at the position he was standing just now.

Everyone at the scene was stunned, and after a while, Li Xiuyuan pointed to the pit on the ground that was struck by thunder and emitted green smoke, and said to Huang Shaohong:

"Oh...... It must have been your insincerity when you swore an oath, and Heaven sent down a thunderbolt to smash your ......."

Before Li Xiuyuan finished speaking, there was another thunderclap, and a bolt of lightning struck directly above his head.

Li Xiuyuan, who was split into an explosive head, his face was black, and he was full of smoke, looked at the sky, and suddenly shouted: "Are you crooked, I swear to be very pious......"

'Boom Boom Boom ......'

Before he could finish speaking, four more heavenly thunderbolts struck his head,....... Five thunderbolts!

At this time, the black clouds covered the sun, and Uncle Da instantly recovered the consciousness of the Tiger Arhat, looked at Li Xiuyuan, who was covered in green smoke in the field, and said word by word:

"Return to the Dragon!"

In the next moment, the black clouds dispersed, the sunlight returned, and Uncle Da could change back to that stupid appearance.