Chapter 1 Written in black powder

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Xiao Guanyin died, and she was floating above the mourning hall at this moment, looking at the lively mourning hall, crying.

It's noisy!

She moved her eyes to the mourning hall next door, with her posthumous photo in the middle, and only her agent Zhen Youqian was in the entire mourning hall.

He sat next to the brazier, crying profusely as he burned paper money.

Zhen Youqian's sad emotion, Xiao Guanyin couldn't understand. On her planet, the inhabitants have been stripped of other emotions from birth, leaving only two emotions: one is happy and the other is angry.

It is precisely because she cannot understand human emotions that she has won the Crow Award for the worst acting act as an actor for twelve consecutive years.

The Internet constantly scolded her, saying that she was just relying on the money to invest and spoil the script casually.

Seeing Zhen Youqian's snot and tears, Xiao Guanyin wrinkled his face with disgust, it was so dirty!

The paper money was almost burned, Zhen Youqian picked up a novel called "The Female Protagonist and the Male Protagonist BE", glanced at the title, and threw the book into the brazier.

He cried heartily and said, "Guan Yin, this is the last book you read, I'll burn it for you, and you can take it down to read." ”

Xiao Guanyin almost died of anger, no, she died!

That book was written by her black fan.,The heroine uses her name.,According to the book review.,999 chapters in the book.,997 chapters of abusing the heroine.,The rest of the chapters are extra.。

Let such a book follow her to the ground ......, Xiao Guanyin simply broke it back, it was to follow her to the heavens to rank in the immortal class, she was so angry that she kicked out all the alchemy furnaces of Taishang Laojun!

Xiao Guanyin closed her eyes and counted it, thinking back to how many people she had offended in this life on Earth. Except for Zhen Youqian, no one likes her.

It's too hard to be a human being, so the day she died, no one was willing to lend a hand.

If there is a next life, she will be a low-key person, at least she won't have to die so early.

As soon as she thought about it, she felt the world spin.

Soon after, something poured into her nose, she couldn't breathe, her hands were waving, her head was swollen, and her open mouth was choking.

This feeling of suffocation made her feel alive in a trance.

Before she could figure out what was going on, suddenly, the back of her head hurt, and someone pulled her hair and pulled her head.

Xiao Guanyin exploded at the moment, who is she! Only when she Xiao Guanyin pulls other people's hair, which thing doesn't have long eyes.

She coughed a few mouthfuls of water, and her vision was in a trance for a long time before it gradually became clear.

Her hands were caught, her shoulders were pressed, and she was on her knees.

In front of me was a large wooden basin, filled with water.

Before she could raise her eyes, there was a "snap" and a loud slap sounded.

The hot pain on her face made Xiao Guanyin realize that she seemed to be really alive.

"My father threw you in the Lingnan Palace, and I didn't care about it for so many years, and I didn't even have a title, and you even took Qiao with me."

There were some sharp female voices, Xiao Guanyin closed her eyes, slowed down for a while, and raised her eyes to look.

I saw the woman standing in front of me, wearing a dragonfly pattern light blue spring Luo shirt, with big sleeves up to three or four feet wide, a golden silk skirt with a tangled branch pattern, a long skirt dragging the ground, wearing high head shoes on her feet, and a golden curtain sprinkled with lake green.

The hair is combed in a high bun, and the two dangerous buns are inserted with a golden hairpin comb, which is very dazzling.

is a little beautiful, melon seed face, cherry mouth, but the makeup, black smoke eyebrows, black ointment lips, and the resentment in her eyes make her look like a Rakshasa girl.

Before Xiao Guanyin could figure out the situation in front of her, the woman raised her hand and asked for another slap.

Your uncle!

Xiao Guanyin has never been slapped in her life, this thing that doesn't know whether she is alive or dead hit her once, and she wants to come a second time.

She gritted her teeth, and with all her strength, she broke free from the person who held her back.

As soon as he said so, he grabbed the woman's wrist, got up suddenly, raised his hand, and hit the woman's face before everyone could react.

"Bang bang."

The three slaps that had been riveted were extremely loud, and then the woman howled angrily: "Ahhh ”

Xiao Guanyin was a female god of war when she was in Hainaxing, and she never stopped exercising when she came to Earth as a human being. Although this body suffered and weakened, she was fortunate enough to be full of energy, and it was not much of a problem to move a little.

"Slap the old lady in the face for dinner? I don't think you want to live anymore. Xiao Guanyin raised his foot and kicked at the woman.

The strength was very strong, but there was no work, and the woman was just kicked and fell to the ground.

The surrounding palace maids were all stunned, as if they had been put under a fixation spell, and they opened their mouths and looked at Xiao Guanyin in disbelief.

Daylight, live, live hell?

A woman who fell on all fours in the sky roared and screamed: "Come on, tie her up for this palace." ”

Her face was swollen from being fanned, and her speech was slurred.

Xiao Guanyin glanced at the palace maids around her, and the palace maids were a little stunned when they saw Xiao Guanyin's sharp eyes.

Xiao Guanyin saw that they were also wearing ancient costumes, the surrounding buildings were ancient buildings, and there were pavilions and lakes in the garden, she thought they were filming sites.

She asked: "Call the director to me, who changed the script indiscriminately and dared to slap me in the face, is it a long life?" ”

The palace maids were drunk by her, and the woman on the ground sat up holding her stomach, and the whole person was very embarrassed. She shouted angrily at the palace maids: "Don't tie her up yet." ”

Xiao Guanyin turned his head and swept the cold light towards the woman: "Hey, Rakshasa female human, shut up for me, where did you come from?" Tell the director to come out, don't think that I won't find her if I hide. ”

The woman was scolded by Xiao Guanyin and went crazy: "Xiao Guanyin, are you pretending to be crazy and stupid?" ”

The palace maids reacted and rushed towards Xiao Guanyin.

Xiao Guanyin raised his eyebrows, who wrote the plot? She had to find out the screenwriter and let her know what it meant to be dark in the world.

The palace maid was not her opponent in the end, and she was cleaned up in three or two clicks.

She pressed two stacked palace maids under her feet, fart. Under the strand are three palace maids.

She looked at the woman who was still full of momentum, the woman showed a frightened look, as if she saw an evil ghost, she pointed at Xiao Guanyin, and retreated again and again: "I will tell my father and let my father demote you to a concubine." ”

"Still putting that on the show?" Xiao Guanyin rubbed his temples and glanced at the woman again.

Suddenly, a fragment flashed through her mind.

Xiao Guanyin squinted her beautiful eyes with some suspicion, if she remembered correctly, now this plot is very similar to the first chapter of "The Female Protagonist and the Male Protagonist BE" written by the black fan, the female protagonist Xiao Guanyin was bullied by the cannon fodder female partner Xiao Guanhui, the male protagonist Chen Zheng appeared to save the female protagonist Xiao Guanyin, and the female protagonist Xiao Guanyin secretly promised Chen Zhengfang, and since then the tragic road of the female protagonist has begun.

"Are you Xiao Guanhui?" She asked.

The woman is Xiao Guanhui, the princess of Xinyang, she is a little afraid of Xiao Guanyin, how she bullied Xiao Guanyin in the past, Xiao Guanyin didn't dare to resist, what medicine did she take today.

She raised her chin slightly, and her momentum couldn't be lost: "Xiao Guanyin, you ate leopard gall, and when you beat me, you dare to call me by my name, you dead girl who doesn't even have a title." ”

"This is the Kingdom of Jin?" Xiao Guanyin asked again.

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