Chapter 2: Do you want to sleep with me?

"Xiao Guanyin, are you crazy?" Xiao Guanhui asked rhetorically.

Xiao Guanyin was sure of the answer, it seemed that she had penetrated into a novel written by black powder as if she had been bloody. She Xiao Guanyin didn't know what she had done, the battleship was hit by a planet, and the escape boat broke down and fell through a wormhole and on Earth. She died in a ship wreck on an Earth cruise, and then somehow wore a book, this kind of odds is really rare.

She didn't have to beat herself, her previous feelings were already telling her that she was alive.

She looked at Xiao Guanhui with disdain: "Those who are about to die in the first ten chapters, take advantage of the time to do something in the world." ”

Xiao Guanhui was about to answer her, when she suddenly caught a glimpse of a figure on the corridor.

She cried at the man, "Brother You'an, she beat me." ”

Brother You'an? This is not a male protagonist! Xiao Guanyin also caught a glimpse of the figure in the distance, she glanced at Xiao Guanhui, in the book, Xiao Guanhui and her mother's family only fell in the tenth chapter, and Xiao Guanhui could still talk about ten chapters. Troublesome, she has to continue to be a victim.

So, without thinking too much, she just got up and rolled into the lake.

Xiao Guanhui was shocked at the time, and his mouth was open enough to fit a few eggs.

The palace maids were bunkered again, Xiao Guanyin was put on by a water ghost?

Xiao Guanyin fell into the lake, and then slapped the water desperately.

Xiao Guanhui panicked now, Xiao Guanyin was no longer favored, it was also the identity of a princess, so she was killed, and she would definitely not be able to eat and walk around.

She cried out, "Help! ”

Xiao Guanyin in the lake originally planned, she could hold on until Chen Zheng came over, and when she saw that Xiao Guanhui wanted to kill her, she pretended to be stupid and accused Xiao Guanhui again.

Who knew that she had been overworked before, but now she was suddenly drained of her strength, and began to sink weakly to the bottom of the lake.

Xiao Guanyin's thoughts at the time: Very good, she killed herself again!

Before fainting, she fell into a warm embrace.

Faintly, someone was holding her up.

His uncle's!

Is she coming back to life again?

……

Xiao Guanyin heard a small whimper in her ear, which one of the non-long-eyed ones was disturbing her sleep.

She slowly lifted her heavy eyelids, and she was greeted by the top of the curtain, on which were incense balls.

Her head didn't move, her eyes glancing at the source of the whimpering sound.

Zhen Youqian was wiping his tears with a handkerchief, he was dressed in ancient costumes, dressed as if he was a eunuch suit.

Xiao Guanyin remembered what happened before he fainted, by the way, the black fan also wrote Zhen Youqian into the book. Zhen Youqian is a fake eunuch, the heroine Xiao Guanyin saved him, and he was not castrated.

She didn't read the plot in the middle, she has a habit of reading books and watching TV series, watching the first ten chapters, and then watching the finale backwards, making sure that it is the development she likes, so she will continue to chase it.

In the later plot, Zhen Youqian was slandered for having an affair with him because of his identity as a fake eunuch, and the heroine Xiao Guanyin was slandered and had an affair with him, and even the child in her belly said that it was his.

Zhen Youqian castrated himself for the heroine Xiao Guanyin.

The black fan's heart is really poisonous, and the keyboard warrior really just relies on his hands to determine other people's lives casually.

The eunuch Zhen Youqian finally found that Xiao Guanyin had woken up, and he cried out again "wow": "Guan Yin, tell me what's going on?" Are we recording a show? ”

Xiao Guanyin didn't hear this right, she asked him: "Are you Zhen Youqian in the 21st century?" ”

Zhen Youqian bit the handkerchief and cried and nodded: "I just remember, I put the urn, I had a car accident on the way home, and then I woke up here." They all call me Grandpa Zhen, I don't look like I'm filming, and you fainted. I pinched myself several times, making sure I wasn't dreaming. I've even looked for rat holes, and I can't see any hidden cameras. ”

"You may be dead, wear the book with me." Xiao Guanyin said the truth without emotion.

"Dead, dead?" Zhen Youqian stammered, "Still wearing books?" ”

"Yes, congratulations, you're dead." Xiao Guanyin repeated again.

Zhen Youqian couldn't believe it: "Little Ancestor, you must be teasing me." ”

Xiao Guanyin was silent, staring at him directly. She can come to the earth through a wormhole, and her ability to accept such a bloody thing as wearing a book is naturally different.

Zhen Youqian remembered, and he asked, "Is it the book I burned for you?" ”

"Hmm." Xiao Guanyin should be.

Zhen Youqian asked again: "Guan Yin, what is the ending for us?" ”

Xiao Guanyin said: "Great reunion. ”

"Great." Zhen Youqian patted his heart.

Xiao Guanyin said again: "If you die, I will die." ”

Zhen Youqian almost didn't catch his breath: "Guan Yin, do you call this a reunion?" ”

"That's a book written for me by black fans, and you still expect us to end well." Xiao Guanyin said, holding on to the bed and sitting up, "But don't worry, I'm not happy that she wrote rubbish." I'm going to change the text according to my own ideas, so you won't die, I won't die. ”

Zhen Youqian patted his heart again: "It's okay, it's okay." ”

Xiao Guanyin felt that his throat was not very comfortable, and Zhen Youqian immediately got up: "Little ancestor, there is a decoction of medicine outside, I will bring it in for you." ”

"Hmm." Xiao Guanyin still needs time to think carefully about how to reverse the ending. She lay on her side on the bed, one hand on her cheek and the other on her lap, frowning in thought.

Just as she was thinking about it, there was a knock on the door, she thought it was Zhen Youqian coming back again, and she said, "Come in." ”

Chen Zheng originally came to see if Xiao Guanyin had woken up, walked to the door, and saw that the door was open, out of courtesy, he did not look inside, but knocked on the door.

Hearing Xiao Guanyin's words, he walked in.

As soon as I entered, I saw a beauty lying on the side of the bed, as if she had strayed into the fairy cave, and it was suspected that the fairy of the Moon Palace had come down to earth.

The eyes are like jade autumn water, the eyebrows are like the willow moon, such as the peach blossoms in spring, the posture is charming, the posture is beautiful, the posture is glamorous, and the divine light is overflowing.

There is no need for makeup on the pink face, why bother to order the red lips, it is already dizzying, and I dare not stay.

The white gauze is the shirt, the sea and the sky are light red underwear, and there is a skirt with a blue sky, the skin is like condensation, the ice muscle is jade bones, and the grubs are like snow.

It can be said that it is: looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color.

Chen Zheng was first amazed by her beauty, and when he saw her looming bumpy figure, a faint flush appeared on his face, and he turned his head slightly, a gentleman should not be rude. Fished her out of the lake earlier, and did not see her face clearly.

Xiao Guanyin didn't see anyone coming, she raised her eyes and saw a man standing at the door.

He wears a big hat, drooping red and white beads, a straight body with a green ground ruyi cloud pattern, a rope tied around his waist, the rope is buckled with a goldfish, and the rope is circled with a small gold ring every half a palm. Behind the back of one hand, holding an ebony bone poetry fan in the other, hanging a peony jade fan pendant.

At first glance, it looks very amazing, and it is Wei Jue's resurrection.

The bones are clear, the face is handsome, the spirit of Lingyun is awe-inspiring, and the posture of birth is moving.

A pair of starry eyes, shining, as bright as a jade tree, I really don't know how many delicate people in the boudoir.

Xiao Guanyin couldn't think of words to praise him, so he could only sigh: It's really good-looking! Properly love the face of the bean.

Seeing that he is not a eunuch in the palace, everyone has a love for beauty, and after they are healed from their injuries, they will choose slaves to sleep with.

In modern times, Zhen Youqian stopped her, and in ancient books, it didn't matter if the princess had a few faces.

So, she said to him bluntly: "Hey, you look like an idol slave, do you want to sleep with me." ”