23. I'm allergic to you
Zhao Yiming's right cheek was bleeding, fortunately, the bleeding point was not big, it had already scabbed at this time, he blamed himself for accidentally injuring Chen Yangyang, and at this time he was so careful that he handed over a glass of water to drink for fear of burning her, but his mouth was still quite damaged: "You will die." It's not enough to crack the wound once or twice, you have to make up an auspicious number. You cow, look at how you get married with a big scar!"
Chen Yangyang held the water cup and didn't drink it, blowing and playing: "I want you to take care of it." You won't marry me anyway. ”
"I dare to marry, do you dare to marry?"
"If you dare to marry, I will ......"
"Marry?"
Chen Yangyang rolled his eyes, "Don't marry." ”
"That's it. So Lao Chen, don't always tease me about this in the future, is it interesting? We can make do with it, but the key is ......."
I interrupted. At the door of the bedroom, a man's hand holding a pot of cactus balls stretched out from the side of the door frame, "May I ask the owner of the house, is this cactus yours?"
Zhao Yiming hated his teeth when he saw this hand that had beaten him, "Grandson, do you know if you break the law by trespassing into a private house?"
"What's wrong with me coming to get my things back? Say that I broke the law by trespassing into a private house, and she still broke the law by stealing my things. "He's reasonable!
"How is it that your stuff is in someone else's house? Put the cactus down and get out of here. ”
"Didn't I just say that she stole mine. If you don't believe it, ask her, where did this cactus come from?"
"Isn't it just a pot of flowers, Lao Tzu should hit the dog's head!
"Cut, your subordinates are defeated, get out. "The hand retracted, and I really wanted to go.
"Wait a minute!" Chen Yangyang suddenly shouted to stop him, "You said that the cactus ball is yours, what evidence do you have?"
"What's mine is mine, and this still needs proof? As he spoke, he who ignored him was going to leave again.
"You're here to borrow money from me, right?" Chen Yangyang gritted his teeth and said.
The cactus at the door slowly shrank back, and the next moment, the cactus and Hao Shuai appeared at the door of the bedroom in the same frame, half airy, half fresh: "So happy, conditions?"
"Sell me the cactus balls!" Chen Yangyang said without thinking, "How much do you want to borrow, as long as I lend you a certain amount! No limit on the return date, no interest!?"
"It's not good!" Zhao Yiming on the side was almost angry, "Lao Chen, you can figure it out, he just beat ...... Fuck it, that's not the point at all! The point is, Lao Chen, are you crazy? It's just such an ordinary pot of flowers, is it worth it?"
Chen Yangyang patted the back of his hand and comforted him softly: "Old Zhao, don't worry, I'll explain to you later." ”
Zhao Yiming rolled his eyes in anger, crossed his hands on his hips, helpless, and kept repeating: "Okay, I'll listen to you, I'll listen to you!"
Zhao Yiming bumped into Hao Shuai's shoulder and didn't look back, he walked to the balcony connected to the living room to answer the phone angrily, and was furious: "Damn, how many times have I said it! Don't call me again! I can't go back now! I can't go back!......
Hao Shuai stood at the door and didn't come in, and said straight to the point: "I don't want to borrow much, 20,000 yuan, is there any?"
Chen Yangyang nodded: "Yes." You think about it, as soon as the money is transferred to you, the cactus ball will be mine from now on, and it is my business to throw away and give it away, and you have no right to interfere. ”
"Of course!"
"Sign the contract, press the fingerprint. ”
"No problem!"
Both of them are cheerful people, Chen Yangyang took out a pen and paper from the drawer of the bedside table and handed it to him, "My arm is inconvenient, I said you write." ”
“OK!”
Hao Shuai took the pen and paper and immediately retreated to the door, and at the end, his fingers were still slapped twice under his nose, obviously disgusted by something.
Chen Yangyang sniffed his nose lightly, the air in the bedroom was fresh, no perfume was sprayed, the window was open, and the purifier was always on, so I didn't smell anything!
"What do you mean!"
"Oh, allergies. ”
Well, that's probably a reason.
"Write as I just said, and add another one later," Chen Yangyang held the white porcelain water cup, sipped his saliva, and said, "In addition to paying back the money in the future, don't mess with me, it's best to see me and take a detour." Is that okay?"
"That's it?"
"That's it. ”
Hao Shuai let out a long sigh of relief, "I'm scared to death, I thought you were going to add a 'must marry you'." ”
Chen Yangyang choked on the water, coughed non-stop, and the wound on his shoulder also throbbed with the pain, "...... Are you done? After writing, sign and put your fingerprint on it, and take it. ”
"Where's the ink?"
"In the first drawer on the second floor of the coffee table in the living room, you can go and get it yourself. ”
"Oh. ”
Hao Shuai poked his head outside, and saw that Zhao Yiming was still talking on the phone like a black rakshasa on the balcony, and ran back and forth to get the ink clay, Chen Yangyang couldn't help but be a little puzzled, and asked him: "Isn't he unable to beat you, are you still afraid of him?"
Hao Shuai leaned on the door frame and pressed his handprint, "Your furniture is quite expensive, right? I'm afraid that it will be completely destroyed in the fight, and I can't afford to pay for it." ”
Chen Yangyang: "......"
"Alright. Hao Shuai handed the pen and paper back to Chen Yangyang, and immediately returned to the door as he did last time, "You see if there are any supplements, I won't add any supplements, that's all, you can look at it!"
Nima, why are you asking me then?
People say that "words are like their people", but Hao Shuai's words are not like him at all, the whole handwriting is vigorous and powerful, and he has a bit of calligraphy everyone's demeanor regardless of horizontal and vertical, which amazed Chen Yangyang at a glance.
"Oh, it's not a bad word!"
Hao Shuai was shy and didn't say anything, as if he was used to such praise and appreciation, and he looked like a literati who was not shocked.
Chen Yangyang folded the paper and put it away, "Say, what is the bank card number?" or WeChat Alipay?"
"Whatever. ”
"Then WeChat. ”
Scan the code and the transfer is successful.
Hao Shuai couldn't stay for a moment, didn't say goodbye, turned around and walked out, walked out a few steps and suddenly ran back, grabbed the door frame and asked Chen Yangyang mysteriously: "Do you know what I'm allergic to?"
"I don't know. ”
"To you. Hao Shuai changed his serious negotiation posture and replied with a wicked smile on his face, "Chen Yangyang, do you know, I feel uncomfortable within five steps of approaching you, and I am as uncomfortable as allergies!"
"Die!"
Chen Yangyang fell on a pillow, but Hao Shuai reacted very quickly, laughed and ran away, disappeared in the blink of an eye, and the pillow didn't even touch the corner of his clothes!
Zhao Yiming heard the ring, and immediately hung up the phone and rushed over, "What's the matter, Lao Zhao?
"Nope. Chen Yangyang had long known what Hao Shuai's virtue was, how could he be so idle to be angry with him, his tone quickly calmed down, and said, "Lao Zhao, come here, I have something to send you." ”