24. Weird Ball with Weirdo

Zhao Yiming stared at the pot of cactus balls on the ground as if he was aware of it, "It can't be it, right?"

"That's it. ”

"What kind of joke are you playing with me!" Zhao Yiming wanted to go crazy, "You spent 20,000 yuan to buy a pot of flowers from that bastard and give it to me? Lao Chen, you want to confess to me, let's buy roses, why does it have to be?"

"It's not to buy, he has to pay back. Chen Yangyang's body was generally fine, but her shoulders should not move much, she got out of bed, squatted in front of the cactus ball and looked quietly for a while, and said, "Old Zhao, I suspect that this flower has spirituality." ”

Zhao Yiming looked at her like a fool: "Don't you talk nonsense, everything has a spirit......"

"Lao Zhao, the pot is still the one I picked up, but the ball is no longer one, but divided into two. Chen Yangyang pointed to the cactus, raised a helpless and confused face, and asked him, "Lao Zhao, tell me, are there two?"

All of Zhao Yiming's anger and impropriety vanished in an instant at this moment, and he remembered that when Chen Yangyang picked it up from the door that day, it was indeed a ball, but now it has become two, not a small one grows normally, but two cactus balls grow side by side in the basin, and the size is almost the same.

"Two, that's right. But could it be that Hao Shuai did something to it?......"

Chen Yangyang shook his head, "That night, I threw it aside with the first aid man and broke several beautiful big thorns, and now a few broken thorns grow on these two balls," pointing to him, "There are two on this ball, five on this ball, and the arrangement of the broken thorns is almost exactly the same." Can't be wrong. ”

"Just because it's split in two, you think it's spiritual? So you paid a lot to buy it and give it to me?"

"Well, I think it's perfect for you. ”

"Why do you think it's so suitable for me? Or should you ask, Lao Chen, do you have any misunderstanding about me that makes you think that a strange ball is very suitable for me?"

Chen Yangyang was silent, "Lao Zhao, you're not an ordinary person, are you?"

Zhao Yiming was stunned, "Why am I not an ordinary person?"

"You believe in things that ordinary people don't believe, such as hexagrams and charms. You've got great lockpicking skills, well, I've always wanted to ask you, what exactly did the manager Qu name and let you open? But you probably won't tell me. You fell into the lake for more than ten hours and did not die, although you explained to the outside world that you had climbed up from a far away lake, but what to do, I don't believe it at all. ”

"Lao Chen, you wait, wait, you ...... You let me do it, let me do it. ...... I seem to understand what you mean, you mean weird balls with weirdos, rightfully so? Hmm, you're sarcastic about me again?"

Zhao Yiming patted his head, interrupted Chen Yangyang's long questioning incoherently, and after a while, he said as firmly, sincerely, and coherently as possible, "First of all, let me tell you, Lao Chen, I am indeed an ordinary person. If I had to find something unusual about me, it would be my grandfather...... Have you met my grandfather once? An old man who is very nice to get along with, but his background is a little suspensefulβ€”

He is a descendant who is good at the design of hidden weapons, and he has been in a single vein for hundreds of years. But I don't know which family it is, and I can't remember my grandfather when he's old. Belch...... Well, that's all I know, and I'll tell you all about it now.

As for you saying that I believe in hexagram symbols, in fact, there are quite a lot of people who believe in this now, such as feng shui masters, Taoist schools, and a small number of Buddhists, which is normal. However, I really can't say what the store manager asked me to prescribe, this belongs to customer privacy. ”

"What about the bottom of the lake?"

Zhao Yiming was very cooperative and recalled, "Nothing, right? Just a bunch of large and small white foam, and then I almost suffocated it in my breath, anyway, I finally climbed up from the lake in a daze, as for the one I climbed, I was still rescued, well, I can't remember." ”

The two were having a question-and-answer conversation, the door outside was not closed, and Aunt Li, who walked in and returned, pointed to Zhao Yiming and said excitedly: "I remembered, I remembered! You are the young man who miraculously survived in the news, right?

Zhao Yiming laughed dryly twice, "Auntie, do you think I look like me?"

Aunt Li looked Zhao Yiming up and down, and then nodded seriously: "It's like, it's quite similar." ”

Zhao Yiming was speechless for a moment, he sent Aunt Li back in a few words, and then said to Chen Yangyang like a robot: "The earth is really not suitable for me, hmph, you aliens." ”

Chen Yangyang was amused by him, and scolded with a smile, "Boring!" and kept enlightening himself in his heart and said: Zhao Yiming has not been chattering for a day or two, and it is really good to suddenly doubt his friend so much. Calm down, Chen Yangyang, don't be influenced by the next door, don't think that the people who behave absurdly are not ordinary people, this logic is too far-fetched, too nonsense, and it doesn't make sense......

Chen Siming arrived late an hour later, when the duck soup and steamed buns had been wiped out by Chen Yangyang, and Zhao Yiming didn't until Chen Siming came to the conclusion, "The crack is less than half a centimeter, and it's not a big problem." He waved goodbye to the two.

Chen Yangyang: "Lao Zhao, can you still take the cactus?"

"The strange ball is not for me, let's talk about it next time! But I got your heart, I'll think about it and tell you later!"

Bang, the door was open for a long time, and finally someone closed it.

Chen Siming's face showed a matchmaker smile: "Proposed?"

"Divided. Chen Yangyang said, "Just divided." ”

"Alas, it's a pity. Chen Siming said that it was a pity, but in fact, there was not too much regret on his face, and he said while treating her wounds, "Yangyang, maybe you should adjust the criteria for choosing a mate, what six-pack abs and wheat skin color, we can not do it, just find a man who is down-to-earth and wholeheartedly good to you?"

"My standard was 'down-to-earth and single-minded,' but that's the hardest part. Now in this world, there is no war and chaos, no hunger and hunger, and the men are too chic and comfortable, and they can't wait to sleep with eight wives every day, where to find a single-minded man. ”

"You don't want to be affected by your sister's marriage......"

"But all my married relatives and friends are like that. ”

"Isn't Li Maonan very good?"

Because he refused to shave his beard, the women did not think it was beautiful, and no one followed him. ”

"Uh...... All right. ”

Chen Siming shook his head helplessly, anyway, every time he said which man was married, Chen Yangyang could always find out their "flaws" and magnify them, and finally attributed them to the fatal reason that they did not have an extramarital affair.

"How old am I, why are you in a hurry for me!" Chen Yangyang scolded with a smile.

"Age is not a problem, the main thing is that your personality ......" Chen Siming sighed and didn't continue.

To be honest, he always felt that Chen Yangyang had a big idea, he didn't plan to fall in love and get married at all in this life, and she didn't even have a crush on a boy since she was a child, and she didn't know if she had a high vision or the boys she came into contact with were of low qualifications.

This is also the problem that Chen Yangyang's mother is most worried about, so she asked Chen Si to knock on the side tomorrow to stimulate Chen Yangyang, but it has had little effect.

There was an operation in the afternoon, so Chen Siming couldn't stay with her for too long, and after treating the wound, he got up and left.

So before the afternoon was halfway through, Chen Yangyang was the only one left in the room of less than 100 square meters, there was no need to be on call for interviews at any time, there was no manuscript to rush, there was nothing to do, he was not used to it and he was extremely bored.

Chen Yangyang fell into the sofa, switching TV channels back and forth, the lackluster programs could not arouse her interest at all, the more she changed, the more irritable she became, everyone was busy outside, and she felt very bad that she was idle alone, perhaps because of "sympathy", she suddenly remembered the disgust next door.

Listen to him, he doesn't have a job.

I wonder what he's doing at home alone?

Someone's coming.

Chen Yangyang jumped a little in his heart, could it be the disgust of "if you want Cao Cao, Cao Cao will come"?