Bang Bang Bang!

A crisp slap in the face echoed through the auditorium. But it's not the real fragrance scene, it's the goddesses shooting toners!

Lard cream!

The goddesses were amazed, this surprise came from joy, this joy came from the milky white lard that still had such a wonderful use.

This lard is really moist!

The goddesses took out the small mirrors they carried with them to take a self-portrait, the lard did not stay on their faces for a long time, and was quickly absorbed into the skin, and then their faces were like pigskin jelly, soft and glutinous, a poke, and a crystal light.

The goddesses were pleasantly surprised by their changes.

"I feel like a big star right now." A goddess said.

"I feel like I'm very photogenic right now." Said another goddess.

Then they turned their heads to Eris in unison, with the same look of curiosity as if the baby was asking the question: "Why is that?" Is lard all over the world so good? I feel that I have discovered the new continent again, what a good thing, I don't have to do business in the future, I will raise pigs and refine lard and sell it, and I will make a lot of money! ”

The two goddesses raised their faces as if daydreaming, their shiny faces filled with expectations for the future.

And then Eris shattered that expectation.

"You two think so beautifully! Of course, ordinary lard doesn't have this effect! Because this is the lard refined by Ding Cheng, it will have this effect. Think about it with your brain, can you use that lard in your kitchen? Can I rub it on my face? Don't you feel disgusting? ”

？？?

Eris asked like a storm, and the two goddesses were stunned at once!

The two goddesses were stunned, blinking their eyes and standing there, as if they had been struck by lightning!

It was a long minute.

The bewildered goddesses slowly escaped from the repressive momentum of Eris, and their sluggish brains slowly began to work.

A minute later, the goddesses gave the answer.

"It seems that this is indeed the case, our lard is indeed incomparable to the lard here, and our lard can only be used to coat the toilet!"

The goddesses said stunned, and Eris nodded affirmatively, smiling in satisfaction.

"That's it!"

"The first second I found out the special feature of this big bag of flowing lard, this big bag is not for eating, but from the beginning, the designer's purpose is to use it as a beauty care product!"

Eris said in a sonorous voice, and then looked at Ding Cheng.

Ding Cheng: ......

Ding Cheng was shocked!

What do you see me doing? Your brain supplement is your own business, what do you do with me?

God the 'the designer's purpose is to use it as a beauty care product', my design is to disgust you, don't give me something I didn't even think about!

Ding Cheng felt surprised from the bottom of his heart, it was a big surprise not a small surprise, in the shroud of this surprised emotion, Ding Cheng felt the need to condemn Eris a few words, but he didn't expect Eris's mouth to turn faster!

Eris actually made up the three main reasons why Ding Cheng's original design intention was to use the flowing lard bag as a skin care product!

Eris: "I have ample evidence that the original intention of the designers was to use the liquid lard bag as a skincare product, and there are three reasons! ”

Eris said sonorously, and the goddesses in the audience were shocked!

"Yes, Eris, you can see it!"

"Eris, worthy of the goddess of wisdom, this wisdom is really much worse than ours, can you tell us which are the three major reasons?"

"Tell me, what are the three main reasons? Don't let go if you don't make it clear! ”

The goddesses were all ablaze by Eris's provocative touch, and they all turned into little sparrows and chirped around Eris.

Eris smiled contentedly, and said so.

"Well, since you have asked the question sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy. The first reason for this is that this big bag of flowing lard is not for eating at all! ”

Goddesses: !!

Sounds good at first glance!

But isn't that the same as not saying it? The lard bag is not for people to eat at all, yes, it is used for skin care products, so it is definitely not for people to eat!

Eris, what's going on? Circular argument?

The goddesses were stunned and confused.

And Eris quickly solved this confusion of the goddesses: "Why is this big bag of flowing lard not for people to eat?" The first thing to look at is its appearance! ”

Eris jumped off the stool, picked up an empty cage drawer, and jumped back onto the stool.

"Look!"

"Such a big bag, 40cm long, 40cm wide, 20cm high, a net weight of five catties, you say, is this for normal people? If a person can eat such a big bag, how much more can she eat? Is she pig-like? ”

(Pig: I'm offended!) ）

Eris's question is a question that goes straight to the soul.

When she finished asking, everyone was silent.

Of course, the goddesses think that there is nothing wrong with this bun, but it is a little bigger, and it does not affect the consumption.

But none of the goddesses present were willing to admit that they were pigs.

So the scene fell silent.

And this silence, in Eris's eyes, of course, represents recognition.

So Eris made a decisive decision: "This is the first reason." ”

Goddesses: ......

Ding Cheng: ......

Okay, let's see what else she can do next.

Eris smiled and continued, "The second reason is that this big bag of lard is only filled with lard!" ”

Goddesses: ???

！！!

What is Eris talking about? Does she know what she's talking about? Doesn't that mean a loneliness?

In the big bag of flowing lard, of course, it is lard, but if it is not lard, is it a large clove of garlic?

The goddesses were all shocked and puzzled.

And Eris once again answered the doubts of the goddesses.

"Speaking of which, some people may want to ask, what is it in the big bag of flowing lard that is not filled with lard? Is it a large clove of garlic? The heart of it is here. Why don't you put some other ingredients in the big bag of liquid lard? For example, seafood such as shrimp, scallops, and flower nails are delicious and fat-free, so there is no burden on the body? Why? Think about it? ”

I have to say that Eris's question is very horizontal, and the goddesses on the field are all stumped by Eris, and the goddesses all bow their heads and think thoughtfully.

There was silence for a while.

Ding Cheng almost couldn't help but raise his hand, I will do this question!

Why don't you add some other ingredients to it, just to disgust you! You can't get what to say!

Ding Cheng wanted to answer, and before Ding Cheng answered, Eris had already taken the lead in giving the answer.

"Why is there only lard in the big bales of lard? This is the deep meaning of Mr. Ding! Eris said with a wise smile: "Mr. Ding is doing this to give us a hint, why is there only lard in this bun, do you say that there is only lard in the normal bun?" Can buns with only lard be eaten? Not afraid of making people tired of death? Could it be that Mr. Ding's original intention was to disgust us? ”

Eris asked another three more fatal questions.

And this time, under the guidance of Eris, the goddesses also showed wise smiles.

If this wisdom had a color, it would have to be blue.

"We get it!"

This time, the goddesses all learned to answer, and the goddesses said in unison: "This is indeed not a bun that can be eaten!" It's really impossible, Mr. Ding's original intention can't be to disgust us. ”

The child can be taught!

Eris was overjoyed in his heart, seeing that the goddesses were so good, Eris felt that his mouth was getting smoother and smoother, which made Eris more confident!

The atmosphere has reached a climax, and Eris made a final summary: "So the problem is solved, this bun is indeed not a bun for people to eat, and Mr. Ding is also trying to give us a hint by only putting lard." Well, since it's not for people to eat, what is this bun served for? The answer is revealed, it is for our skincare, and this is the second reason. ”

Eris smiled triumphantly, the same kind of smile that the MLM company lecturer had after his lecture.

The goddesses in the audience are all on fire!

"Makes sense!"

"Eris, what you said makes so much sense!"

"It turns out that this ordinary dish actually contains so many whimsical ideas of Mr. Ding!"

"I'll just say, how can Mr. Ding design this dish just to disgust us?"

The goddesses felt that they understood it all, and they felt very good about themselves, and their emotions reached their peak, revealing bursts of happy laughter like silver bells.

Ding Cheng: ......

Ding Cheng felt quite speechless and particularly devastated.

In Ding Cheng's view, Eris's speeches at these two ends are nonsense + nonsense, but anyone with normal mind will not believe it, right?

But the goddesses all believed it, and the goddesses not only believed it, but also generally developed a sense of intellectual pride, feeling that they were particularly wise.

Driven by this pride, the goddesses were full of curiosity, and they curiously gathered around Eris and asked, "Eris, what you said is good, but what about the third point?" What is the third reason? Eris, please tell us. ”

"Okay, the third reason!"

At this point, Eris's sonorous tone suddenly shifted to a recital-style aria.

Eris said in a hymn-like tone: "This third reason is very much to be done!" Every time I think about it, I feel the wonder of the Creator! ”

Eris said in a singing song, and then his eyes were blazing, and he turned his blazing gaze to Ding Cheng.

Ding Cheng's eyes were in contact with Eris's eyes, so that Ding Cheng felt bad at the first time, of course Ding Cheng knew what Eris wanted to do, she was going to do it!

Eris's latter sentence struck like an expected storm: "Because the lard in this is not ordinary lard, it is a cream-type lard that is carefully selected and frozen, and finally repeatedly tempered, ground, processed in thirteen processes, and finally steamed over high heat into a half-flowing heart-shaped lard!" ”

Eris speaks this large passage in a hymn tone, and she uses the technique of ascending in this passage, so that the syllables of each of her words are higher than the syllables of the previous sentence, so that when she says the last word, Eris breaks the tone!

The mood of the scene is pushed to a climax again!

On the one hand, it was Eris's tone, and on the other hand, because of Eris's copywriting, all in all, the goddesses were once again on fire!

The goddesses collectively exclaimed: "Amazing, really amazing! Mr. Ding, awesome! Eris, you're awesome too! ”

"I really didn't expect that I used such a high-grade lard!"

"No wonder the effect on the face is so good!"

The goddesses admired and laughed with joy, and the scene was like a chicken farm that was washed away by a flood for the second time.

And Ding Cheng let out a hehe in his heart, as if it was true.

If Ding Cheng didn't know what was going on here, Ding Cheng would have almost believed it.

Eris has a skill that is extremely good at deceiving people, and has the ability to incite emotions single-handedly.

Hearing this, Ding Cheng was basically sure that Eris was really talking nonsense, and he had already exceeded the normal brain supplement stage, because it was impossible for a normal brain supplement person to make up a lard for thirteen processes.

What is carefully selected, frozen, heated, frozen, reheated, isn't this just the same as the original? It's equivalent to not doing it.

Ding Cheng let out a sneer, and the moment the brain circuit flashed, Ding Cheng suddenly discovered another possibility, which made him startled for a moment.

Eris knows!

Eris knew that this big bag of lard was made to disgust people, and Eris was fully aware of Ding Cheng's intentions, so she said that.

Because every argument of Eris is full of loopholes, and there are so many logical problems that it cannot be self-proven. It's just that Eris is very good at speeches, and the IQ of the goddesses is generally very low, so the goddesses will be deceived by Eris.

But of course the liar himself knows that she is lying.

Thinking of this, Ding Cheng suddenly glanced at Eris in horror, and Eris's expression already said it all.

Eris smiled slyly, and then asked loudly: "I have guessed the intention of President Ding here, since this is so good, sisters, what should we do next?" ”

"Grab it! Grab it! Grab it! The goddesses roared excitedly and rushed to the table.

And when all this was done, Eris breathed a sigh of relief.

It's dangerous!

Of course, Eris knew that this bun was not used to wipe his face, but Eris was sprayed with lard in this bun before, and Eris was forced to use this lard to wipe his face.

So that's why Eris has publicly misinterpreted the meaning of Dingcheng.

Lao Tzu can't be the only one to lose face!

Eris felt that her face had been lost on this day, and she actually wiped her face with lard!

But it doesn't matter now, these goddesses are all trapped, and since everyone is disgraced together, it doesn't matter.

Thinking of this, Eris suddenly felt a little relieved. The goddesses will react sooner or later, and they will react that they have been deceived and actually do such a speechless thing, but what does it matter? Anyway, by that time, they should all be gone.