Eris clutches the blotting paper and cries because Eris finds memories of his childhood there and smells the breath of his childhood.

To put it simply, the smell of Eris's childhood is the smell of lard.

One breath, one day.

Eris sat on the stool and froze, forgetting that she was now at Akua's banquet, that she was now presenting herself in front of everyone in a very ridiculous way, and that all these things were forgotten by Eris in an instant, because these things were not important to Eris, and Eris had a big idea in his mind.

The ground in front of him was quickly dismantled and collaged in Eris's mind, and the scarlet carpet, the curtains with small flowers, and the roof of the garden house were all broken down into colorful particles and became part of a kaleidoscope. Eris seemed to be in a spinning kaleidoscope, and not only that, but two highways appeared in her mind, and memories carried Eris to speed up retrograde, and soon connected fourteen years ago and now.

Eris was back in her childhood for a moment, and although to be precise, her body was still in the space of the banquet table, but her soul was no longer there, and Eris's soul had crossed the plane and returned to fourteen years ago.

Eris saw the lake reflected in the past, the old houses, the slowly rising smoke, and the pink little peach heart kindergarten, she picked up the children lining up next to the slide in the kindergarten one by one and threw them down from the side of the slide, and then enjoyed the slide alone, Eris slowly slid down from top to bottom on the big plastic slide, her eyes were slightly closed, her face was smiling, her smile was serene, and she felt that the years were quiet and the rest of her life was long.

Seeing this, Eris's tears were already wet in his eyes.

Eris recalls everything about her childhood, recalls that she was a bully since she was a child, but Eris didn't think there was anything wrong with it, those children were bullied because they were lowly, who told them to always fight with them for control of the slide? The world of kindergarten is likewise the world of power. Eris recalls all of this with a deep affection and a smile on his face, because memories are always beautiful.

The world in front of him collapsed, and in a blink of an eye, Eris's soul slowly returned to the real world.

Eris sat on the stool for a long time, and let out a long sigh.

"Ding Cheng, Akuya, thank you. It brought me back to the feeling of my childhood. ”

Ding Cheng: ......

Akua: ......

Ding Cheng and Akuya were very surprised at that moment, and they didn't dare to reply to Eris, because when the lard bag was sprayed out, it only sprayed Eris's head and face, and the spray was not particularly even, but Eris later took out a stack of oil blotting paper from his pocket, and smeared the uneven lard on her face very evenly, not only evenly, but also very shiny, Eris's head slowly exuded a warm luster from the inside out.

It's like slurry.

Eris is pulped.

The lard is pulp, and Eris's head is a small-leaved red sandalwood bead, and Eris's operation just now is to vividly demonstrate to the big guy what it means to be called my own plate myself.

Ding Cheng: ......

Akua: ......

Ding Cheng and Akuya were all stunned, feeling embarrassed, and felt very speechless and speechless at that moment.

It's disgusting, Eris.

Eris, if you are there, you deserve it.

Not only Ding Cheng and Akuya were stunned, but some of the goddesses who were watching were also stunned, and a few of them who were sitting closer to Eris even frowned in disgust.

"Did you say Eris was mentally ill too?" Tess, one of the goddesses of the disgusting group, asked Akua quietly.

"I think she's mentally ill." Tess said.

"Eris has a sick brain."

"And he's not getting sick."

Tess concluded, giving Eris a deep look, then moved her steps and shifted her seat to the one that Somua had vacated.

"I think it's necessary to call back the 120 that just left, and let the doctor treat Eris again." Tess suggested to Akua.

Akuya clapped her hands with joy: "Okay, that's what I mean!" It's really the same as the hero's vision, and I also thought that Eris was sick in the brain, and it turned out that she was incurably mentally ill! Okay, just lock her up with Sumuya and disqualify her as a goddess, because a psychopath is not qualified to be a goddess! ”

Akua said excitedly, feeling joyful, feeling excited, happy that there was an unexpected joy at this banquet, which could weaken Eris a good thing, knowing that Akuya's greatest wish was to weaken Eris's ability. This is really a pillow when you want to fall asleep!

"I declare that Eris is mentally ill and needs to be arrested and sent to a psychiatric hospital for compulsory treatment, come on, don't call me back the 120!" Akua slapped the table and exclaimed excitedly, she was in a very good mood, she was more than ever, and she was going to do it immediately!

But Akuya's good mood only lasted for a second, and the next second, her face quickly pulled down.

"Who do you say is sick? Akua? I think you're sick in the brain. I'm not sick! Eris said calmly, and then did something that surprised the audience.

Eris uncovered the blotting paper that had been plastered all over her face, and a burst of aroma filled the auditorium, and everyone in the auditorium suddenly grew up, and felt a shock to their spirits, and after the impact, everyone calmed down and looked at Eris, and found that Eris's face had changed subtly.

This change does not mean that Eris's facial features have moved, Eris's facial features are still intact, and she still looks like a female partner, but the layer of lard wrapped around Eris's face is gone.

So everyone present was shocked.

Akua was the first to slap the table and scream, "Eris, you? You're gone! ”

"What pulp?" Eris asked unhurriedly, and quickly understood: "You mean, the layer of lard wrapped around my face?" ”

Akua didn't need to speak, her eyes said it all.

Eris smiled very proudly: "I have absorbed all that lard!" Through my cheeks! ”

Akuya: !!

Ding Cheng: !!

Everyone present was shocked, and Akuya was even more shocked and petrified.

Eris generously showed his face to the goddesses: "You see, my skin is smoother than before. ”

The goddesses remained stunned, staring at Eris for a moment, then nodding blankly.

"It's a little smoother than before." The goddesses said, "And there seems to be a burst of fragrance? ”

"It's the fragrance of lard!" Eris gave a thumbs up.

Goddesses: ???

The goddesses were shocked: "Is this fucking human talk?" I don't read much, don't lie to me! ”

Eris said unhurriedly: "Lard can be used to wipe the face, lard, it is also oil, it is a kind of emollient oil." Have you seen glycerin, petroleum jelly oil, and oil-free little butter for wiping your face, why can't it be skin care lard? Isn't that right, you think about it! [This is true, see this chapter]

Eris said without haste, confident.

Got it.

The goddesses nodded their heads.

"Eris, you're there!"

The goddesses also give a thumbs up.

"But why do you think there's something wrong?" The goddesses tilted their heads together.

"It's not just that there's something wrong, it's a little disgusting." Akua said dryly.

Disgusting?

One word stirs up a thousand waves!

The goddesses nodded one after another: "Akuya is right, use lard as a cream, neurotic!" You're mad about you! Eris, you're disgusting! ”

"Disgusting! Vomit! ”

In the face of doubts, Eris was not impatient and responded calmly: "You feel disgusting, in fact, it is just your stereotype that is at work, you have developed a prejudice against lard, and think that lard is unclean, so wiping your face with lard is also unclean." ”

"Actually, you are committing the fallacy of empiricism, and today I am going to correct your wrong view, and I will tell you that the lard is clean! Not only clean, but also precious. Lard is the purification of the whole body fat condensed by the baby pig, and a two-hundred-pound little fat pig baby can only be refined into such a small lump of lard! ”

Eris gestured with his hand to a small lump of range.

"So the white and thick lard you see is actually not just lard, but also the life of a pig, the cultural knowledge that a pig has received in his life, the essence of the sun and the moon that he has absorbed, and the exotic mountains and rivers he has traveled through have all condensed in this small pinch of lard, so how can you say that it is a disgusting thing?"

"What cultural knowledge has been received, the essence of the sun and the moon has been absorbed, and the exotic mountains and rivers have been walked?" Akua sneered, and halfway through hearing Akua knew that Eris was pulling it, and the mountains and rivers that she had walked through were exotic, did you say that this pig had ever been out of the pigsty? It's funny enough, Eris, don't be pretentious without culture!

Akua couldn't stop sneering, and couldn't stop making some unfavorable remarks against Eris, and then at this time Akua was stunned, because Akua found that the goddesses around her did not have the same psychological reaction as her, and the goddesses listened with great interest and attention, and even nodded occasionally with Eris's pause.

Akua was shocked!

There is only one explanation for this happening in the goddesses.

That's it—they're being stumped by Eris!

？？？

Isn't it, you can believe that?

Akua collapsed. felt that the three views were impacted again, and something happened in this world that she couldn't understand.

Eris's nonsense really deceived the goddesses, and the goddesses felt that she had a good point.

？？？

！！!

Is there still a royal law for this?

Is there still a law green in this?

Where does this make Akua reasonable?!!

Akua felt bad at that moment, and she really felt broken, she felt that there was such a big deviation in her IQ from that of the goddesses, and how different people people were.

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And the wise Eris of course saw through all this early, and the smile on the corner of her mouth was a naked provocation to Akuya!

Eris glanced at Akua pointedly, then smiled and continued:

"And, most importantly, this lard, it can be eaten!"

"You dare to wipe those three-free chemicals on your face, everyone says, you can eat something, can't you wipe it on your face?"

Eris asked magnificently, and this rhetorical question pushed the emotions of the scene to the highest peak!

"Yes!"

The goddesses spoke in unison, followed by applause, and the auditorium erupted in long-lasting applause.

So far, Eris has won a big victory!

The goddesses have been completely conquered by Eris and have undergone a dramatic shift in their way of thinking, from 'lard is disgusting filth' to 'lard is a collection of the essence of the pig's whole body that can be used to wipe the face!' ’

"Now that lard has been proven to wipe your face, what are we going to do next?"

"Wipe your face with it!"

"Use it! Use it! Use it! The goddesses said in unison.

"We also want to be beautiful people with crystal clear skin!"

"Use it!"

"Then use it!" Eris said cheerfully, picking up a large bag of runny lard and taking a quick bite, and then the runny lard squirted out of the bag like a fountain.

"It's the essence! Can't be wasted! Who's coming?" Eris shouted with a large bag in his hand.

"I'm coming!"

"I'm coming!"

The goddesses said eagerly.

"Then come along!" Eris made the final decision, holding a large bag of flowing lard and began to strafe, like a shotgun, spraying lard on the goddesses' raised faces.

"Ah, it's so greasy!" The goddesses who were squirted exclaimed!

"I want more, though!"

"Satisfy you!" Eris proudly waved his hand, Eris also burned, quickly picked up a large bag of lard with a flowing heart, bit it, and then sprayed the boiling lard in the big bag on the faces of the goddesses, picked up, bitten, sprayed, and so repeatedly, the whole person was like a spinning top spinning rapidly, overloaded and high-speed operation!

It's a good day, hey!

We workers have the power hey!

Laughing and laughing, laughing and laughing, all the faces present were smiling, and all the people who sprayed and were sprayed were very happy, and in the end they even held their hands and turned in circles, and the situation was like a big water washing the chicken farm.

I'm so happy today!

Hey, hey!

Unforgettable tonight, hey!

The goddesses clapped their hands and wiped the lard on their faces while circling around, and after a while, half of the lard bags in the cage drawer were gone, and the faces of the goddesses were all warm and moist like congealed cream, and their faces were radiant, just like a pulp.

"It's a good day!"

"I want more, more!"

The goddesses grabbed the lard with excited hands and slapped them on their faces, and the field was full of 'popping' slapping in the face.

"Huh." Akua laughed ridiculously.

"Am I the only one on the scene who thinks it's abnormal?"

"No, you're not alone." Ding Cheng said as he held Akuya's hand.

Akuya felt a little comforted and tiredly rested her head on Ding Cheng's shoulder.

This is a speechless incident.

Ding Cheng also felt very tired.

"Okay, let's hurry up and take a dish," Ding Cheng said tiredly, "I don't believe that there is no dish that can not defeat these people!" ”