Chapter 137: Toughening the Skin
Eris was shocked. Because she didn't believe that anyone would say such shameful things so frankly in broad daylight.
Even if the person is Akua.
Eris was shocked, but in addition to the shock, there was a little urge to try.
Akua was right!
Eris succeeds in the trap, and his inner defenses begin to crumble, and the seeds of desire begin to grow.
The remnants of poor milk have always haunted Eris, and from this point of view, Eris's troubles are the same as those of Yoshiko.
But Akua didn't have this kind of trouble, and contrary to Eris, Akuya's problem was that her breasts were too big.
So this made Eris even more unacceptable from the bottom of his heart.
If you don't have a thing, you just don't have it.
But I don't have this thing, but my colleague does, and my colleague still shows off this thing every day, and every time Akuya shows off, Eris feels crazy, so Eris thinks that she must have it too!
Eris wants to change the status quo, and Akua sends a medicine that can change the situation, although the logic seems a little unrealistic, but there are not enough unrealistic things in this world? So with the mentality of Shennong to taste a hundred herbs, Eris decided to give it a try.
As for whether the big bag of flowing lard can really play a role in breast enlargement, Akuya thinks that it is unlikely.
But what does it matter? Anyway, it's just an excuse to trick Eris into falling for it, a trap to punish this bitch and teach her a good lesson, and the point is, she really believes it.
Uhh
I'm such a wicked person.
Akua crossed her shoulders and stared at Eris, and sure enough, after a little hesitation, Eris finally didn't hold back, and took the lead in extending her evil hand to the big bag of lard in the heart.
Eris's actions caused some uproar on a small scale.
The goddesses sitting around her were all shocked.
What the? Eris going to try that big bag of runny lard?
Oops, isn't Eris fong?
Could it be that mental illness is contagious?
The goddesses were shocked, and at the same time they stopped what they were doing and watched with sympathetic admiration as Eris did something stupid.
Eris certainly felt these gazes, for she was the goddess of wisdom and perceived twice as much as ordinary goddesses!
So Eris is fully aware of the little ninety-nine in the hearts of the goddesses around him.
Eris let out a sneer.
Hehe, short-sighted mediocrities, you have missed an opportunity when you are complacent!
I'm going to be the first to get up!
Eris thought so, and the more he thought about it, the more it made sense!
After all, it is impossible for Ding Cheng to prepare a table of dishes purely for disgusting people.
Ding Cheng designed it this way, there must be his reasons, and there must be his deep meaning.
It's just that Ding Chengyou's deep meaning is reflected on the surface. Some designs are hidden in the dishes and are easily unrecognizable.
The big bag of flowing lard is a dish with deep meaning that is not easy to see.
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A big bag, who would have thought that it could actually play a role in breast enlargement?
Thinking of this, Eris not only let out a string of sneers like silver bells.
Absolutely, it's amazing!
But what else can Eris find fault with? For microwaves for so many years, and even thought that they would have to live in the shadow of microwaves for the rest of their lives, and this microwave was destined to accompany Eris all their lives.
So Eris is no longer entangled and doesn't think deeply, because whenever there is a problem, if you think about it deeply, it will produce pain.
Eris decided to temporarily paralyze his brain for a while, and with the drive of his inner instinct, Eris gritted his teeth, picked up the five-pound bag of lard, and stuffed the large bag of lard into his mouth.
Burst!
The real explosion happened at that moment!
Because at least three and a half catties of lard are in this five-pound bag, because the bun skin is made of a very dense bun, so the lard has always been firmly hooped in the bun skin, but now the bun skin has been bitten out of a hole by Eris, so those lard is like a fountain, gushing out from the mouth that Eris bites out, showing a milky white ray!
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Everyone at the scene was shocked, including Ding Cheng.
Ding Cheng wiped his eyes, he almost thought he was dreaming, because at that moment, a holy light appeared on the dining table.
The holy light, or rather, a white ray, or a boiling lard, erupted from the gap in the bale, and sprinkled all passion, all passion, unreservedly, into the world.
If you can't sprinkle tenderness all over the world, then at least, sprinkle tenderness all over Eris's face.
This is the case.
To put it simply, for technical reasons, the lard in the bun skin was fried, and the lard sprayed Eris all over his face.
And most importantly, this spray doesn't mean that you're spraying like you've been rained by a bus passing by on a rainy day.
Instead, it sprayed like a tap, or like a high-pressure water gun, in Eris's face.
In fact, this is very easy to understand, from the point of view of physics, the skin of the bun is too thick and there is no exit, and the bun has been steaming on the cage drawer and has been heated, which causes the air pressure inside the bun to be particularly high, and Eris just bit the bun skin in one bite, the barrier is broken, and the energy is released, so the boiling lard is like a water spray gun to nourish Eris's face.
This is all that Ding Cheng didn't expect is, it can be said that this was a kitchen accident!
Ding Cheng even worried about Eris, worried about Eris's safety, worried about whether the scorching temperature would burn Eris's face.
Facts have proved that Ding Cheng's worries are purely unnecessary. Because Eris is a woman with a very thick skin, it may not be polite to say this, let's put it another way, Eris is a goddess with a particularly tough skin on the surface, and this toughness can even be used to make tempered glass, so Eris's skin is impenetrable to knives, guns and bullets, let alone the boiling hot oil.
So Eris didn't suffer any physical damage, she just got a little irritation.
And Eris has become greasy, and this grease is either greasy in the abstract sense, or greasy in real sense. Ding Cheng could even see that oil droplets were dripping from Eris's brain.
Forehead.......
Ding Cheng now feels a little speechless, in fact, no one should be able to say anything in this scene, because this scene is too shocking to the three views, and it has completely deviated from the track originally designed by Ding Cheng.
Anyway, Ding Cheng felt that it would be best to help Eris first, and it would be best to ask her to take a shower first, and then call back the 120 who had just left.
Ding Cheng thought so and was about to make a move, but at this time, Eris spoke first.
Eris took out a large stack of blotting paper from his pocket and wrapped himself in his head, Eris sniffed slowly in the blotting paper: "It's so fragrant, isn't this the smell of my childhood?" Thank you, I found childhood memories! ”
Ding Cheng: ???