It's too late today, it's still the same old rule as the previous two days, send it first and then review it in the summer, just look at it in a few minutes, brothers, sorry, sorry!

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When Huang Shaohong and Steve Trevor walked out of the training ground, everyone along the way looked at the latter with a forced smile.

That's because the latter is walking cross-legged at this time, and it looks extremely funny like a penguin.

And everyone in the barracks already knew the cause and effect of the incident, so they couldn't help laughing even more when they saw this scene.

Steve Trevor gritted his teeth and looked at the newcomer he brought with him, and said hatefully: "Bruce, you can do it, you are really good....."

Huang Shaohong touched his hairstyle: "You don't need to say this, everyone who has seen me feels this way!" ”

Steve Trevor almost vomited blood in anger: "I'm talking the opposite, okay, you really praise you!" ”

Huang Shaohong didn't pay attention to Steve Trevor's ashamed eyes, from the moment he saw the other party's slightly discriminatory and contemptuous attitude towards Asians, he had already planned to teach the other party a lesson, but he didn't expect the other party to take the initiative to provoke and compare marksmanship with him.

Isn't that a self-defeating way to death, a self-defeating one?

For this kind of person who is sent to the door to slap his face, Huang Shaohong will not be polite to meet their wishes, and hit them hard until they are swollen.

At this time, Steve Trevor is estimated to be swollen, of course, he is not heavy on his face, and he can't close his legs when he walks.

In the training ground just now, this product lost Huang Shaohong 29 points, according to the previously agreed rule of getting rid of a piece of clothing, this goods even counted socks, barely enough to make up 10 pieces.

The remaining 19 pieces were all replaced by body hair from mosaic parts, 30 pieces of clothing for one piece of clothing, and 19 pieces of clothing for 570 pieces.

Steve Trevor also let it go, thinking that it would be cooler, and he immediately wanted to take the mosaic to borrow a scissors and razor or something.

Huang Shaohong told him with a smile that incomplete hair does not count, you must see the hair roots.

Steve Trevor felt that he had already reached the mosaic in front of everyone on the training ground, and now he would be even more ridiculed if he regretted it.

In other words, this ace agent is really tough, no scissors or knives, one by one!

In the end, he didn't count how many of them were cut down, anyway, there was not a single left, just like a white chicken!

It is precisely because of this that Steve Trevor has this strange shape of walking with his legs crossed, because his legs are too close to each other, and it hurts.

Every time he felt pain, he turned his head and glared at Huang Shaohong, and when the two walked out of more than 100 meters, the goods glared at Huang Shaohong more than 200 times, kicking twice a second on average.

Huang Shaohong was also amused by him like this: "I said okay, you will twist the big neck tendon in a while, and when I am asked to train with you, you can say that you are an ace, why are you so open-minded?" ”

Steve Trevor bared his teeth and snorted coldly: "You said lightly, I lost in front of those comrades-in-arms like a plucked turkey, if you try it, I tell you that we are not finished!" ”

Huang Shaohong laughed, and grabbed Steve Trevor's shoulder despite the struggle: "Didn't you see it?" When you lost the clean and slippery, those little nurses' eyes lit up when they looked at you one by one! ”

"It's really fake!"

Steve Trevor, who originally wanted to shake off Huang Shaohong's arm, suddenly became much less powerful.

Then he reacted: "No, they all covered their eyes at that time, and they didn't look at me!" ”

Huang Shaohong knocked his head over: "If you want to say that you are stupid, if they don't want to look at it, they will turn around and leave, covering their eyes, it is from the fingers!" ”

He shook his head and sighed: "Look at your life, the peach blossoms can't be stopped, I don't know how much I envy you!" ”

Steve Trevor covered the bag that was knocked out by Huang Shaohong on his head, and said angrily: "You are so envious, you also go to pluck your hair in public?" ”

Huang Shaohong let go of him, spread his hands and said: "Envy is envy, but strength does not allow it!" ”

"Strength doesn't allow?"

Steve Trevor grinned knowingly:

"Oh...... I know, it can't be that your little bean is too small to see people! ”

Huang Shaohong stretched out his hand and knocked a bag on the back of the head, and the painful Steve Trevor collapsed three times on the spot: "Just talk, don't always knock on the head!" ”

"Who made you dare to insult the dignity of my man!"

"It's you who said that the conditions don't allow it, it's not Xiaodouding, so what are you afraid of?"

Huang Shaohong smiled and said: "What Lao Tzu means is that such a thing as plucking hair in public is too shameless, I am not as shameless as you, so the conditions are not allowed!" ”

"I ......"

Steve Trevor almost turned his face and did something when he said it, but when he thought that this was a barracks, and he had just lost a bet, as soon as he got into a fight, if the insidious goods in front of him bit back and said that he couldn't afford to lose anything, then all the responsibility would fall on him, and he would be laughed at!

Mr. Ace Agent, took a deep breath and suppressed his anger again.

However, as a professionally trained ace agent, Steve Trevor can tolerate pain and humiliation, but he can't tolerate failure, and he must get his face back.

Early the next morning, Steve Trevor, who had almost recovered, knocked on the door of Huang Shaohong's dormitory.

The door opened, and it was a young American soldier, who was Huang Shaohong's roommate, who smiled and greeted Steve Tremor, "Hey, sir, I'm Jimmy, Bruce's roommate!" ”

Steve Trevor nodded, walked straight into the room, and the moment he entered the room, he smelled a strong aroma of food.

At this time, Huang Shaohong and his roommate were enjoying a delicious French meal in the room, with foie gras, caviar, veal steak, baked snails, lobster, and a bottle of red wine from the previous year.

When Steve Trevor saw this scene, his eyes widened in disbelief:

"Is there any mistake that you eat these for breakfast? And this is a military camp, where did you get so much food? ”

The roommate, Jimmy, smiled greasyly:

"Sir, don't you know, Bruce is a rich man, he has properties in Gotham City and Metropolis, do you say that as long as there is money in this world, there is nothing that can't be done?"

"When I called to order food, I told the restaurant manager that my roommate Bruce would tip him a hundred pounds, and when the boss came to deliver the food, he gave the barracks guard ten pounds, checked it and let it go!"

Huang Shaohong cut the veal steak with a knife and fork and sent it to his mouth, and asked Steve Trevor lightly: "Do you want to sit down and eat some, anyway, if you can't finish eating, you will end up pouring it and feeding it to the dog!" ”

"Law... I... You! ...... All right! ”

When Steve Trevor heard that the other party seemed to be humiliating him, he wanted to scold Farker directly, and then flipped the table and turned his face!

But he trained in the barracks for several months, and the food was all unpalatable British food, and it was the kind of fast food in the barracks, and the birds were about to fade out of his mouth.

At the moment of his frenzy, he persuaded himself in his heart: "The ace agent also needs to replenish nutrition!" Besides, if you are a spy, what do you want to do! ”

Steve Trevor didn't resist the temptation of food in the end, asked for a pair of knives and forks, and ate it in a big gulp.

After eating a few large bites of delicious lobster, Steve Trevor still did not forget the purpose of coming here to find a venue, looked at Huang Shaohong, who was dining elegantly, his eyes blinked, and he said:

"The chief asked me to train you, I think your marksmanship is barely qualified!"

After saying this, Huang Shaohong didn't react, and his roommate Jimmy's mouth turned to his cheeks:

"That's good? That's called a hundred shots, if you can find a second person with such marksmanship, I just ate half of this lobster tongs for you! ”

After he finished speaking, he also took a bite on the lobster tongs, indicating that it was delicious.

"You instigate Harazi back first, and don't interject when the other commander speaks, private!" Steve Trevor straightened up, making his rank of captain a little more obvious.

Jimmy stuck a snail in his mouth with a fork: "Okay, but why is it that Bruce was a sergeant when you first joined the army, and I joined the army before you, but I was only a third-class private?" ”

Huang Shaohong happened to be eating, put down the knife and fork in his hand, wiped the corners of his mouth with a napkin, and then said with a smile:

"Jimmy, you also said, as long as there is money in this world, what can't be done, I donated 500,000 US dollars to the military to become a sergeant, I originally wanted to donate a commander directly, but unfortunately they didn't let me!"

Jimmy's eyes widened, "Can it still be like this?" After finishing speaking, he sighed: "Okay, I don't have any money anyway, you talk about yours, I'll eat it myself!" ”

Steve Trevor was also stunned by Huang Shaohong's shamelessness, and the sergeant who co-authored you was all donated.

He coughed lightly: "Let's go on to talk about your training, your marksmanship is qualified, train your fighting skills today, and go to the training ground in a while, I will personally fight with you, and are you interested in gambling again?" ”

Jimmy couldn't help but interject again: "Bruce, Chief Steve's fighting skills are the best in the entire training camp, and it is said that he has won a boxing championship in the United States before!" ”

"Shut up private, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!"

Steve Trevor is really angry this time, he came to take revenge with a breath today, he wants to bully Huang Shaohong, he doesn't know the details of martial arts, and as a result, this soldier is beaten!

Huang Shaohong got up and took out a cigar from his bag, lit it and asked leisurely.

Steve Trevor's eyes narrowed: "I really doubt the purpose of your coming to be a soldier, this is the first time I've heard of rich people spending money on battle!" ”

After he finished speaking, he didn't wait for Huang Shaohong to speak, and said directly: "If you want to gamble, bet on it, I was like that yesterday, you won't dare to play today, right?" ”

"What's up?"

"That's ......." Steve Trevor was about to say that he was embarrassed in public and became a white chicken, when he saw the banter in Huang Shaohong's eyes, he knew that he was almost tricked by this thing again.

He put his anger on the snail and foie gras, and then snatched the whole bottle of caviar from Jimmy's hand, and poured it all into his mouth, feeling that he had taken advantage of at least a hundred pounds, so he put down his knife and fork, and said with a smile:

"I'm going to bet you on all over the hair!"

Huang Shaohong puffed out a puff of smoke and said with a smile: "You don't have to play so big, right?" ”

Steve Trevor gritted his teeth and said, "Why didn't you say it was big yesterday?" It's time for me to say it's fun! ”

Seeing what he said, Huang Shaohong hurriedly stretched out his hand and pressed it: "Okay, I'll give you a chance to take revenge!" ”

He felt that since people were willing to die, then what else was he reluctant to bury!

Half an hour later, on the training ground, Huang Shaohong and Steve Trevor stood opposite each other, surrounded by American officers and soldiers who were inquiring about the excitement, and of course, those beautiful and sexy military nurses.

Next to Huang Shaohong, his new roommate Jimmy said in his ear with some trepidation:

"Bruce, or you should go back, Steve Trevor sincerely wants to take revenge on you, he even spread the news to the whole military camp, and even the commander of the Rainbow Division is Major General Charles Menor and the chief of staff, Colonel MacArthur, are here!"

"MacArthur?" Huang Shaohong suddenly remembered the famous saying 'veterans don't die, but gradually wither', and his eyes swept to the front of the crowd, next to a general, an officer wearing sunglasses and holding a pipe that looked like he was in his thirties looking at him with interest.

Huang Shaohong casually made a military salute gesture towards the other party, and the latter was stunned and returned a military salute with a smile.

"Hey, are you ready? I think it's almost over! Steve Trevor began to undo his uniform, revealing a muscular figure with a tight tank top underneath.

Although many people have seen his figure yesterday, they can't help but exclaim for Steve Trevor's tendon flesh.

Huang Shaohong hooked his fingers: "I've been ready for a long time, ready to start at any time!" ”

MacArthur suddenly walked out: "Why don't I announce the beginning!" As he spoke, he pulled out a gun from his waist and shot it into the sky.

As the gunshots rang out, Steve Trevor swung his fists and rushed forward, having won a boxing title in the American Empire, and stepped forward with a tentative jab.

Huang Shaohong hit the target with a 'bang' on his legs.

When Steve Trevor ascended, he was a two-handed wu-bell-bell, settling in a two-word pincer posture and at the same time incarnating as a screaming chicken, emitting a high-pitched voice comparable to that of Vitas.

After Huang Shaohong's feet landed, it was not finished, and he made a detour behind Steve Trevor with both hands around his waist, which was directly a backward hug and fall.

'Bang' When Steve Trevor's head collided with the grass on the training ground, it was as if there was a sound in the background.....

KO！

I have to say that an ace agent is an ace agent, and this ability to resist attacks is not to be said.

Although Huang Shaohong controls his strength within the scope of ordinary people, few people who are knocked down by this trick can not be unconscious.

Although Steve Trevor was a little dizzy, he didn't faint, and at this time he protested loudly: "No, he actually attacked with his legs and kicked his crotch!" ”

MacArthur scolded on the side: "Steve, are you embarrassed to say that the enemy will tell you rules on the battlefield?" ”

Steve Trevor was stunned when he heard this, so he had to stand up and salute, "You're right, sir!" ”

Turning to look at Huang Shaohong resentfully, the latter chuckled: "Just shave your head this time, I don't want to look at your plucked turkey-like body anymore!" ”

MacArthur walked over and shook Huang Shaohong's hand, then tapped him on the shoulder:

"I heard that when you came in looking for a relationship, I thought you were here to mix qualifications, but I didn't expect you to have two hits, don't go and mess with Steve, come to the battlefield, you will become a hero!"

Huang Shaohong still refused, who really wants to be a hero, he came to go to Paradise Island with Steve.

The day after he rejected MacArthur, Huang Shaohong went on a mission with Steve Truvor.

Bald Steve, who specially brought a top hat today, took off their uniforms and walked out of the barracks and walked in the streets and alleys of London.

"Hey, Steve, we've been around for over an hour, where the hell are you going, why can't you take a car?"

Walking in the alley, Huang Shaohong couldn't help but question.

"We're going to the British intelligence agencies for a new mission, but before that, I have one last test for your assistant!"

Steve Trevor suddenly turned around with a smile, and several figures had already appeared in front of and behind the alley.

In front of him was an Indian, and behind the alley, two figures, one tall and one short, appeared, Huang Shaohong looked at these three guys with amusement, aren't these the three helpers that Steve Trevor is looking for in the plot!

"Now it's a test of a spy's reaction when being beaten up, and if you pass, then you're welcome to join, if not!"

Steve Trevor smiled with a hint of revenge: "Then you will only have to recuperate in the barracks!" ”

After he finished speaking, he smiled and waved his finger, and the three guys surrounded Huang Shaohong.

Huang Shaohong looked at all this speechlessly, and suddenly threw three pounds sterling in one thousand denominations from his pocket on the ground: "You three help me beat up Steve, this bastard, and the three thousand pounds will be yours!" ”

"How can we betray our friends for money?" The three of them shook their heads righteously, and then slowly walked from the streets and alleys to the middle with a sly smile.

Immediately after that, there was the sound of fists colliding with flesh and skin, and the sound of pain after someone was beaten.

As soon as the picture turned, Huang Shaohong leaned against the wall and smoked a cigar, commanding: "Kick it in the ribs, but don't kick it, we have to go on a mission when we go back!" ”

Steve Trevor hugged his bald head and shouted, "You three aren't interesting, and Bruce, we're a big enemy!" ”

The three goods said excitedly while fighting: "Steve, bear with me, let's get rich, three thousand pounds, we may not make so much in ten years, let's just share it with you when we go back!" ”