Chapter 618: Mao is OK too! (Plus for the 'Smoke, Ecstasy' brothers!) )
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On April 6, 1917, the U.S. imperialists joined the Entente and declared war on Germany, and in June of the same year, Woodrow Wilson, then president of the U.S. Imperialists, met with a guest from China in the living room of the White House.
"Hello Bruce, thank you for curing my headache for many years with Huaxia's miraculous medical skills!"
With genuine gratitude on his face, Woodrow Wilson tightly grasped the palm of the Chinese guest opposite.
You must know that he had his first stroke at the age of 39, and during his presidency, he also had several unexplained symptoms of arm weakness, and his retinal artery was found to be abnormal on fundus examination, and doctors diagnosed that he could have a massive stroke at any time.
So the disease could not only end his political life at any time, but also threaten his health, and for a politically aspiring president, Woodrow Wilson could not accept such a diagnosis.
But things have taken a miraculous turn since his personal doctor recommended him to this young Chinese man named 'Bruce Wong' a week ago.
After three days of treatment by Bruce Wong, Woodrow Wilson, who got the medical report again, couldn't believe his eyes, and all the indicators of his body had returned to the state of a healthy person, even a healthy young man.
A patient who had been suffering from illness for many years suddenly sank away, and one can imagine how happy he was in his heart and how grateful he was to the man who healed him!
So in order to thank this Bruce Huang for saving his life, Woodrow Wilson decided to entertain this mysterious Chinese young man in a private capacity at the White House.
And this Bruce Huang was Huang Shaohong, who left France by boat in March.
The reason why Huang Shaohong appeared in the United States is that he has to start after leaving France.
Originally, Huang Shaohong's arrangement for the more than 9,000 Chinese workers was to divide the robbed gold, each Chinese worker could take ten catties of gold, and the rest belonged to him, and then let them disperse.
If he chooses to return to China, he can arrange for the other party to return to China, and if he wants to settle abroad, he can also go to other countries to settle on his own.
Unexpectedly, after Huang Shaohong showed his magical powers in the Chinese workers' camp, all the Chinese workers regarded him as a god.
Everyone wanted to follow him from now on, but none of them chose to leave!
Huang Shaohong thought about it and agreed, since he wanted to lay a foundation in this world in advance, he always had trustworthy people to help him take care of the foundation, and these more than 9,000 believers were undoubtedly the best choice.
He immediately asked the captain to change course, from France to the US imperialism of this era, and used the money in his hand and his 'Soul Transfer Dafa 2.0' to catch the personal doctor of the US imperialist president as quickly as possible.
Of course, it is also in this era that such a character can be hitched, and in later generations, the president's personal doctor may be under the 24-hour surveillance and protection of secret agents, and strangers with a purpose like him will not be able to approach him at all.
In short, according to the information in his memory, Huang Shaohong learned that the president had a stroke, and after getting the president's personal doctor, he was recommended to the president, thus curing Mr. President's old illness with a yang finger.
At this time, in the face of the president's words of thanks, Huang Shaohong just smiled faintly:
"Mr. President, you don't have to be polite, we have a saying in China, called the heart of the doctor's parents, treating the injured is what every person who studies medicine should do, of course, it is natural to collect money, what do you say?"
Woodrow Wilson laughed when he heard this:
"Bruce, I like your honesty, if someone gives me a favor but doesn't expect anything in return, I have to be careful with that person!"
He smiled and continued: "Listen to my personal doctor, you have brought a lot of Chinese to the United States this time, and you plan to settle down here, you can rest assured that you and your subordinates will not be affected by the Chinese Exclusion Act, and with my protection, no one will trouble you!" ”
The corners of Huang Shaohong's mouth hooked, revealing a smile that implied mockery:
"Thank you very much, but I don't have a good impression of your country's bullshit "Chinese Exclusion Act", as a country that claims to be a national freedom, it is really disgusting to openly implement this kind of discrimination law!"
Woodrow Wilson showed a helpless smile: "You should know that although I am the president of the US imperialists, there are some things that I cannot control!" ”
Huang Shaohong nodded slightly, indicating that he could understand the other party's difficulties.
Woodrow Wilson smiled heartily and said, "Well, my friend, what do you want other than to accept my asylum?" ”
Huang Shaohong was not polite, he treated the old foreign devil opposite, in order to put forward conditions to the other party.
Of course, he didn't think about directly using hypnosis to get the president of the United States imperialism, but he could feel that when he appeared in front of the president, dozens of pairs of eyes fell on him all the time, and it was impossible for the other party to give him the opportunity to hypnosis.
"I want to buy property in 'Metropolis' and 'Gotham City', as well as some other places in the United States, and I need at least 100,000 immigration places!"
Woodrow Wilson pondered for a while, and then said: "Of course we welcome you to invest in the United States, as long as it does not involve military enterprises, then there is no problem, but 100,000 places are too much, although I am the president, it is not easy to call the shots, I need to deal with some people!" ”
Huang Shaohong suddenly smiled: "Money is not a problem!" ”
Woodrow Wilson also laughed: "If that's the case, then it's no problem!" ”
The two had dinner in the White House, and Huang Shaohong had a very happy conversation with the US imperialist president, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly proposed another thing:
"I heard that the U.S. imperialists are going to send an expeditionary force to the front line in France, and I am very interested in joining the army. I think I'm sure I'll be an ace spy with my abilities! ”
The latter sentence is frivolous, obviously a joke, but being a spy is obviously serious.
Woodrow Wilson glanced at Huang Shaohong in surprise: "Bruce, this matter is no problem at all, but my friend, you have to think about it, you must know that the expeditionary force is going to the battlefield, and spying is an extremely dangerous job!" ”
Huang Shaohong shrugged: "No way, who makes me like excitement!" ”
With the promise of the President of the United States, Huang Shaohong and more than nine of his followers obtained American imperial citizenship, and he immediately set up his own team of lawyers, a dozen well-known barristers of the United States, and then asked these lawyers to help him buy various properties in the country.
The first is land, Huang Shaohong needs enough land to house more than 9,000 Chinese workers and their families, the price of land is cheap and Chinese cabbage in these years, he has a huge amount of money in his hands, there is no reason to buy more land.
Mr. Huang first had his lawyers buy a 1 million-acre farm in Montana, where he was shocked by the price.
Huang Shaohong's lawyer team, a 1 million acre farm and pasture, only spent 300,000 US dollars.
Just these barristers also complained that Huang Shaohong was too anxious, otherwise they would be given a period of time, and the price would be half cheaper.
Huang Shaohong knew that the land in Montana was cheap in this generation, but he didn't expect it to be so cheap, 1 million acres is equivalent to more than 4,000 square kilometers of land, which is cheaper than Chinese cabbage.
After recalling the information in his mind, Huang Shaohong figured out why there was such cheap land.
It turned out that in the two decades of the late 18th and early 19th centuries, Montana's mining and farming industries declined rapidly, and many people abandoned their land and homes to find other ways to find a career in other states.
Take the one million acres of land that Huang Shaohong acquired this time, there are several abandoned ghost towns in it, which allows him to settle the Chinese workers and their families, and they don't need to build houses, and they can move in directly with their bags after resting.
Huang Shaohong recalled the information about Montana land, knowing that the current price is not the limit, in the years after the First World War, a lot of land here did not need money, and when the time comes, in terms of the funds in Huang Shaohong's hands, almost half of Montana can be bought, and it is possible to become the largest land in the United States in one fell swoop.
So he asked his team of lawyers to hold off on acquiring the land, and first went to buy some properties in the center of Gotham City and Metropolis, waiting for the appreciation in the future.
These two places are unique to the DC universe, and they are based on the real-world New York and Manhattan areas, and their commercial value in later generations is immeasurable.
And most importantly, Gotham City is where Batman lives, and Metropolis is the city where Superman lives.
In addition to acquiring land and real estate, Huang Shaohong also asked a team of lawyers to buy Coca-Cola for 2 million US dollars.
In reality, in 19 years, Coca-Cola will also be sold from the founder's successor at a price of 2.5 million US dollars, and Huang Shaohong saved 500,000 US dollars two years in advance.
In the future, only this Coca-Cola company can make him the world's top rich!
Of course, Coca-Cola, a hen that lays golden eggs, was able to buy it at this price, and his strong legal team was also indispensable, so Huang Shaohong was not stingy with rewards, and after negotiating this business, each lawyer was rewarded with $50,000 to $100,000 according to his fame and contribution.
Let these lawyers all be happy, and feel that their boss is really generous, which is really interesting.
Huang Shaohong also took advantage of the excitement and mood fluctuations of these barristers when they received bonuses, and completed collective hypnosis and brainwashing them, making these barristers his loyal slaves.
In addition to the acquisition of industries, Huang Shaohong also paid personal attention to the placement of Chinese workers, he first let more than 9,000 Chinese workers live in those ghost towns, let Jia Youchang be in charge of management, and first develop agriculture and animal husbandry.
He is not worried about whether the Chinese workers can adapt to the life here, the land is the heaven of the Chinese people, and the Chinese people at this time can live well anywhere as long as they have land.
Now that these Chinese laborers have money and land, they feel as happy as living in heaven with their gods.
After settling down the Chinese workers, Huang Shaohong sent two barristers to accompany these Chinese workers back to China, and brought all the families of the Chinese workers to the United States.
Huang Shaohong also set up a small hospital in one of the small towns to treat the Chinese workers, and a welfare home to take care of the crazy Chinese workers.
Since then, Huang has made several acquisitions and business plans, such as the acquisition of the famous Permian Basin, which is now worthless, but underneath is a super oil field with more than 20 billion barrels of oil.
In addition to oil, there are 16 trillion cubic feet of natural gas reserves and 1.6 billion barrels of natural gas condensate.
This is a super treasure hidden deep underground!
After handing over the plan he had drawn up to a loyal team of lawyers, Huang Shaohong followed the path of President Woodrow Wilson and became a member of the U.S. Imperialist Expeditionary Force.
And according to his request, he became a novice spy.
Since he is a novice, he has to be trained, and it happened that at this time, the US Imperial Expeditionary Force was conducting pre-war training in London, and after Huang Shaohong returned to the team, he was assigned to an instructor, and the instructor's name was ---Steve Trevor!
That is, in the movie, the American imperial ace agent who strayed into Paradise Island.
Of course, there is no such coincidence, let this goods come to Huang Shaohong as an instructor, it is completely from the latter's arrangement, this kind of thing does not need hypnosis, under the banknote open road, this requirement is simply a small meaning.
"What? Is there a mistake that I was asked to train a new person? ”
Steve Trevor slapped the table in front of his commander in dissatisfaction: "I'm the most ace spy in the expeditionary force, and I'm about to go on a mission, and you actually asked me to bring a new ....."
As he spoke, he glanced back at Huang Shaohong, and then turned back to look at the chief: "And it's still an Asian?" ”
"Hey man, are you racist?"
Huang Shaohong raised his eyebrows at the other party, his expression was quite unhappy.
"Of course not buddy, that's what I said, no discrimination!"
Steve Trevor's tone of explanation was quite perfunctory, which made Huang Shaohong decide to find an opportunity to give him a little bitterness.
The commander of the expeditionary force received Huang Shaohong's benefits, so naturally he couldn't let this matter be yellow, and he also slapped the table at the moment:
"Captain Steve Tremor, you must understand that you are a soldier first and foremost, and it is your duty to order revenge, and Sergeant Bruce will be your cadet and partner from today onwards, and he will act as your deputy when you go on a mission!"
The commander of the expeditionary force saw what Steve Trevor was going to say, and waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, now I'm going to work, you take Bruce Huang out for training, now give me out immediately!" ”
Steve Trevor saw that the chief was furious, so he had to reluctantly salute and retreat with Huang Shaohong!
"Boy, how are you marksmanship?"
Steve Trevor on the training ground, squinting a lot of Huang Shaohong.
"It's okay!"
With a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, Huang Shaohong looked at the soldiers who were training to shoot on the side.
"How about a game?" Steve Trevor spoke, a hint of cunning flashed in his eyes.
"How to play?"
Huang Shaohong blinked, looking like a cute little white.
Steve Trevor clapped his palms: "Hey, guys, look here, this new Sergeant Bruce Wong, wants to test his marksmanship with me, if there is a bet, I will be the banker!" ”
This kind of competition game is particularly popular in the army, and Steve Trevor's shout, the soldiers who are training on the side immediately stop training, and even some officers and medical women who heard the news rushed over to watch the excitement.
"Hey, Steve, what fool wants to test your marksmanship, I'm sure I'm going to beat you to win!"
A young white man who had just run over greeted Steve Trevor, and his words instantly drew a burst of laughter.
Steve Trevor also laughed, pointed at Huang Shaohong and said: "It's this new Asian Bruce Huang, but let's not bet on winning or losing, otherwise you will all press me, that's not to lose to death, let's play a new trick if we want to play!" ”
Under the questioning of everyone, Steve Trevor said confidently:
"Let's hit the 150-meter target, I hit ten rings and count as one point, Bruce hits ten rings and counts as three points, Bruce and I take off our clothes according to the score, not counting our coats, let's bet on ten shots, who has more clothes left between me and him?"
Huang Shaohong sneered in his heart, this is to make a fortune and humiliate himself at the same time, how confident this Nima must be!
As soon as the others heard this, even if Steve Trevor was good at marksmanship, he couldn't have shot a heart at a distance of 150 meters, and with a score of 1 to 3, the Asian had a chance to win the game.
For a while, everyone paid money and bought it and left.
Steve Trevor turned to Huang Shaohong and raised his chin defiantly: "How dare you play, if you don't even have this guts, then you will automatically get out, don't make trouble with Lao Tzu here!" ”
Huang Shaohong showed a little worried: "It's okay to play, then can you let me order?" ”
As soon as he said this, there was an instant explosion around him, and many people whistled and shouted at the Asians, if you can't do it, get out of here, such discriminatory words.
Steve Trevor pressed his hands: "Okay, I'm the ace, just give him this chance, count him to score three points first, just shoot nine shots!" ”
Huang Shaohong spoke again: "I'm afraid that you will make trouble on the target, why don't you stand here and fight cross-fertically, how about you hit my target, how about I hit your target?"
Steve Trevor laughed: "Okay, just do as you say, and I'll convince you of the loss!" ”
The two of them each picked out a training rifle and crossed it at the target one hundred and fifty meters away.
A major on the side shouted and began, and both men fired at the same time.
The two gunshots overlapped, sounding like a shot.
'Ding'
At a hundred meters, two bullets collided in the air, colliding with sparks, and then looking at the target, on the target in front of Huang Shaohong, there was no trace of being shot, and Steve Trevor's target was hit by the heart.
The crowd immediately cheered: "I knew Steve Trevor was the best!" ”
Huang Shaohong clapped his hands: "Everyone, we are shooting cross targets, this first shot, I seem to have won!" ”
Just now he used his own bullet to crash Steve Trevor's bullet, and then his bullet hit the heart again, such a god-like marksmanship is impossible for others, but for Huang Shaohong, a guy with 'long-range weapon specialization', it's very simple!
He turned to Steve Trevor, who had an unsightly face, and said, "You gave me three points, and now it's three points, I should have six points, right?" ”
Steve Trevor gritted his teeth and said, "How is it possible, you must be lucky, and your luck will definitely not be so good in the future!" ”
'Phew'
'Ding'
'Phew'
'Ding'
Nine shots passed, Huang Shaohong hit all the hearts, and Steve Trevor's target was empty, and his bullets all made the former's bullets crash.
The crows on the training ground were silent, if the first shot everyone still thought that the Asian named Bruce was lucky with shit, the nine shots were like this, it can only show one thing, that is, people's marksmanship is like a god.
Now these people are thinking, this goods is not damaged, obviously there is such a miraculous marksmanship, and you still show weakness and let people let you, it's really shameless.
Huang Shaohong put down the rifle: "You gave me one shot, I fired nine shots and now it's over, you still have one shot left, please grab it!" ”
Steve Trevor cried and shot him in the heart.
The score is counted, Huang Shaohong has 30 points, and Steve Trevor has 1 point.
Although he was on the game and answered everyone's bets, Steve Trevor now has to face 29 pieces of clothing.
Under the gaze of everyone, Steve Trevor and Huang Shaohong discussed: "If you don't get off, you can't do it, all this money will be given to you!" ”
Huang Shaohong took out a stack of 1,000 pound bills from his pocket, and these bills took out one of them casually to set all the bets here.
The eyes of those female nurses looking at Huang Shaohong were full of little stars, but Steve Trevor had a bitter face, people are not short of money.
In the end, Steve Trevor chose to cash in on his bet, and he couldn't do anything back in front of so many people.
When it came to the final mosaic, Steve Trevor blushed and cried: "It's not enough to take it off!" ”
Huang Shaohong said pointedly: "If you don't have clothes, you can do Mao!" Thirty tops of a dress is good! ”