Chapter 671: The Big Head (4)
"Aren't you going to the church yet??"
"That's it, it won't be that Yama Luoye is not here, I heard that Yama Luoye has been taking incense and bathing every day recently, and I don't know what kind of nerves he has."
"Don't talk about Lord Yama, the other nine are not much better, the last time Emperor Yong's mount, the head was given to Huo Huo, and the case has not been solved yet."
"This case is big, I heard that there are still cards set up everywhere to arrest people."
Outside the Yama Palace, everyone saw that they had not yet ascended to the hall, and they immediately talked about it, and the more they talked, the more outrageous it became, these wandering spirits are also brothers who love gossip.
Chubby listened to their gossip, interjected from time to time, and chatted happily.
And Ding Xiaoyi had a black face from beginning to end, thinking in his heart that if the situation was not right, he would be out of the way today, and he would also bring the big head back.
Just when everyone can't wait.
I only heard a burst of drumsticks, the drumming sound was deafening, and it was like a thunderbolt in the ears like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and suddenly the crowd who were still in chaos quickly closed their mouths.
I saw the king of Yama wearing a golden crown of beaded curtains, wearing the robe of the python dragon king, and walked in from the side door with a black face.
"Ascension!! Mighty!! ”
The ghosts on both sides shouted, and the king of Yama sat on the main seat, with a big black face and an extremely cold expression, which was similar to the beautiful and graceful paddling appearance when he arrived at the new residence of firewood before.
"Who is in the hall, what is the lawsuit!"
Seeing that King Yama had finally gone to the court, Xu Tianjun tidied up his clothes, and after squinting his eyes at the big head, he couldn't help but pout.
opened his mouth to state the facts of the case: "Seventy-two Divisions, the next supervisor, Xu Tianjun visited King Yama. ”
Looking at Xu Tianjun with a shiny face, Yan Luo felt a burst of evil fire in his heart, and he couldn't wait to ask the dog head to cut down the two hundred and five now.
But his face was still patient, and he nodded, motioning for him to continue.
"King Qiqi Yama, today's big-headed barbarian actually ran rampant in the city of vain death, and committed murder in the streets, according to the law, he was sentenced to eighteen hells and nine capital punishments.
In addition, Fan Yongan, who is on duty today, and his little ghosts, engaged in favoritism and fraud, and should be punished for the same crime. ”
As soon as Xu Tianjun finished speaking, his face couldn't help but be proud.
Xin said: "Steal my limelight, and act as a street murderer, hum, lowly things, I really think of myself as a character, and when I get out of prison, I will just dig out the Confucian beads on your head when the time comes!" ”
It turned out that Xu Tianjun was so anxious for justice and righteousness, not for no reason, he was just annoyed with the wine banquet he held at first, and was stirred up by this big man.
Later, I followed down and took a look, and found that there was actually a Confucian bead on the forehead of this big-headed man.
This is a good thing, it can discern all things, memorize words, and it is said that it can only be obtained in the depths of the Yellow Spring.
After pondering it in my heart, I felt that the reason why this big-headed man was so magical might be the reason for this Confucian pearl.
was greedy in his heart, so there was a drama of his eagerness for justice and righteousness, and righteousness and awe-inspiring.
As soon as he made a move, he told Fan Yongan to shut up, and the calculation in his heart had already been made, no matter who was behind you, I didn't know it, and sent this guy to the Hades Palace, the matter was on the bright side, and everything was covered by Hades.
When you get the things, you can hide in the good life division, and no one can think about helping yourself.
However, just when Xu Tianjun was proud in his heart.
But seeing the king of Yama sitting in the chair, he frowned: "Xu Tianjun, since you are serving under the seventy-two divisions, what position do you have?" ”
"Doom ......" Xu Tianjun was stunned, thinking to himself, shouldn't this big man be tried? Why are you asking me?
But since he asked, he still had to answer honestly.
"Serve as a supervisor under the Department of Good Life."
Hearing the black face of the King of Yama, a sneer suddenly floated a little: "Since it is the Department of Good Life, in charge of the good soul blessing, not the person in charge of the department of arrest, investigation, evil retribution, etc., in what capacity did you report the case when you came to the palace?" ”
"Doom ......"
Xu Tianjun was stunned, and was confused by King Yama's question for a while, and he didn't know how to answer.
I saw a smile on King Yama's face and replied on his behalf, "Naturally, you should go to the palace as a plaintiff." ”
"Yes, yes, I'm the plaintiff."
Xu Tianjun nodded again and again.
As soon as the words fell, King Yama's eyes sank: "Bold, since you are the plaintiff, why don't you kneel when you see me, as a Yin official, don't you even understand this rule, first hit five hundred...... Fifty kills! ”
"Ahh
Xu Tianjun was instantly dumbfounded, thinking, "No, why am I still being beaten??" Shouldn't you have tried this big man first?? ”
Before Xu Tianjun could understand what had happened, the ghosts on both sides didn't give him a chance to come back to his senses.
As a ghost under the Yama seat, he started to be clean, kicked down, and raised the black and white funeral stick to be a whip.
It seems that the funeral stick full of white strips is not light or heavy, but I don't know that this stick will go down, and the stick will reach the meat.
Xu Tianjun himself has a good background, he is covered by his father above, and he is also protected by Yin officials below, how can he suffer this kind of suffering, his face is pale when he goes down with a stick.
If it weren't for Xu Tianjun's fine skin and tender meat, King Yama would have been eager to kill this fool with five hundred kills at first.
Fifty sticks down, Ren is Xu Tianjun, as a yin official, can't stand it, poofed to the ground, where is there still a dashing appearance on weekdays, and he is a big king alive.
But Xu Tianjun didn't know that this matter was far from over.
After beating Xu Tianjun, King Yama continued to ask: "Xu Tianjun, you said that the person on duty today, Fan Yongan and others engaged in favoritism, is there any evidence?" ”
Xu Tianjun was beaten in a drowsy state, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but say with a strange face: "Isn't the truth right in front of you, the big heads of the Yin and Yang Dao have actually been put into the city of vain death, isn't this favoritism?" Isn't this a dereliction of duty? ”
"Presumptuous, whether it is or not is the king's own decision, you only rely on assumptions, what evidence do you have?"
"I ......"
Xu Tianjun was stunned by the question, his mind was buzzing, in fact, if he usually read more books, maybe he would really say a little bit about it, after all, there are clear regulations in the city that prohibit uncivilized creatures from entering.
But why didn't Yama wait for him to quibble, how did he know that this thing was still a straw bale, and he lay on the ground for a long time and didn't remember what to say.
Seeing this, King Yama didn't talk nonsense, and asked people to bring Fan Yongan up.
Fan Yongan behaved very calmly, as if he had known that there would be such a result, but when he walked up to the hall to take a look, he saw Xu Tianjun prostrate on the ground, and his buttocks were blooming.
There was a sneer on his face that couldn't be hidden.
"Fan Yongan, why did you enlarge your head and enter the city today." King Yama asked dryly.
Fan Yongan has been guarding the door for so many years, and he is also an old fritter, as soon as he heard the tone of King Yama, and then looked at Xu Tianjun lying on the ground, he knew what the situation was.
So he hurriedly said: "According to the edict of the Netherworld Sect Master, take it to the Hubu Yamen." ”
"There's a hand."
"No, but the ghost sect leader said it himself, and I ask the king to see it."
Xu Tianjun on the ground was stunned, and looked at Fan Yongan with an incredulous expression: "Are you talking nonsense, the ghost sect leader personally spoke??" Why don't you say that Emperor Xudu came to pick it up in person? ”
Even if you know that there may be someone behind the big head, it would be too exaggerated to be able to pull it on the ghost master.
That's the dignified Netherworld Sect Master, the Bodhisattva who transforms thousands of Yin Souls, in terms of status, even above the Five Directions Ghost Emperor.
It's like saying that the security guard catches a thief at the museum, and the thief says that the ***** let him in.
Isn't this nonsense, do the security guards have to call the prime minister to confirm?
Whoever it is, I won't believe it.
However, it was just a word of complaint, and then I heard King Yama's eyes narrow: "Presumptuous, dare to roar in court, and beat fifty more sticks!" ”
"Holy, still fighting!!"
When Xu Tianjun heard this, he almost blew up, isn't it just a simple big-headed brutal murderer on the street, why is the murderer still sitting on the ground gracefully, without anything from beginning to end, and he was beaten twice first? 、
The yin on both sides doesn't care about this, Yama shouted and beaten, they would be polite, this time they didn't even need to kick, and they pumped their buttocks.
"Ah!!h
screamed with a stick, and Xu Tianjun, who was in pain, wanted to scold the street.
When I looked sideways, I saw that the big head was sitting on the ground, and although the tentacles were carrying iron cables, it did not affect its eating.
I saw that the big head didn't know when there were two more cakes in his hand, and he was watching him being beaten and eating with relish.
Seeing this, Xu Tianjun almost had the heart to scold the street.
shouted: "This thing eats, why don't you care!" ”
However, the king of Yama said solemnly, "There is no rule that you are not allowed to eat, you can also eat." ”
Xu Tianjun: "......"
Fifty sticks down, King Yama continued: "What you say, I will check with the sect leader, and tell me what happened first." ”
Fan Yongan immediately and honestly told the situation at that time.
King Yama even summoned the little girl with him.
The little girl still had some marks of being beaten on her face, and at this moment she walked up to the gloomy Yama Palace, her eyes full of awe and helplessness.
Until she saw the big head, her eyes lit up, and she immediately spread her feet and pounced, this time she was not afraid of the big head's terrifying and hideous head, and hugged the big head's thick and powerful tentacles tightly.
Seeing the little girl, the big head showed a simple smile on his face, and after groping for a while, he took out a sugar cake for the girl to eat.
Xu Tianjun, who was lying on the ground, saw that this little poor ghost could actually sit there and eat, and he was actually beaten half to death, and his face was suddenly difficult to see.
Gritted his teeth: "My lord, no matter what, this guy always kills the geisman, according to the rules, he should go to hell!" ”
He is determined to go all the way to the end today, and he must punish this big man, otherwise he will be sorry for the hundred sticks on his ass.
It's not easy for anyone to come, even if the ghost sect leader comes in person, he won't change his words.
Seeing that Xu Tianjun was stunned, he really gritted his teeth and wanted to pull his head into the water.
When King Yama heard this, he had already greeted all the female relatives of Xu Tianjun in his heart.
Just when he was about to draw Xu Tianjun another hundred sticks, he heard a person outside the door running in, this person was holding a yellow scroll, and when he saw the king of Yama, he did not bow down, but held the yellow scroll high above his head: "The decree of the Emperor is ......."
"Aren't you going to the church yet??"
"That's it, it won't be that Yama Luoye is not here, I heard that Yama Luoye has been taking incense and bathing every day recently, and I don't know what kind of nerves he has."
"Don't talk about Lord Yama, the other nine are not much better, the last time Emperor Yong's mount, the head was given to Huo Huo, and the case has not been solved yet."
"This case is big, I heard that there are still cards set up everywhere to arrest people."
Outside the Yama Palace, everyone saw that they had not yet ascended to the hall, and they immediately talked about it, and the more they talked, the more outrageous it became, these wandering spirits are also brothers who love gossip.
Chubby listened to their gossip, interjected from time to time, and chatted happily.
And Ding Xiaoyi had a black face from beginning to end, thinking in his heart that if the situation was not right, he would be out of the way today, and he would also bring the big head back.
Just when everyone can't wait.
I only heard a burst of drumsticks, the drumming sound was deafening, and it was like a thunderbolt in the ears like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and suddenly the crowd who were still in chaos quickly closed their mouths.
I saw the king of Yama wearing a golden crown of beaded curtains, wearing the robe of the python dragon king, and walked in from the side door with a black face.
"Ascension!! Mighty!! ”
The ghosts on both sides shouted, and the king of Yama sat on the main seat, with a big black face and an extremely cold expression, which was similar to the beautiful and graceful paddling appearance when he arrived at the new residence of firewood before.
"Who is in the hall, what is the lawsuit!"
Seeing that King Yama had finally gone to the court, Xu Tianjun tidied up his clothes, and after squinting his eyes at the big head, he couldn't help but pout.
opened his mouth to state the facts of the case: "Seventy-two Divisions, the next supervisor, Xu Tianjun visited King Yama. ”
Looking at Xu Tianjun with a shiny face, Yan Luo felt a burst of evil fire in his heart, and he couldn't wait to ask the dog head to cut down the two hundred and five now.
But his face was still patient, and he nodded, motioning for him to continue.
"King Qiqi Yama, today's big-headed barbarian actually ran rampant in the city of vain death, and committed murder in the streets, according to the law, he was sentenced to eighteen hells and nine capital punishments.
In addition, Fan Yongan, who is on duty today, and his little ghosts, engaged in favoritism and fraud, and should be punished for the same crime. ”
As soon as Xu Tianjun finished speaking, his face couldn't help but be proud.
Xin said: "Steal my limelight, and act as a street murderer, hum, lowly things, I really think of myself as a character, and when I get out of prison, I will just dig out the Confucian beads on your head when the time comes!" ”
It turned out that Xu Tianjun was so anxious for justice and righteousness, not for no reason, he was just annoyed with the wine banquet he held at first, and was stirred up by this big man.
Later, I followed down and took a look, and found that there was actually a Confucian bead on the forehead of this big-headed man.
This is a good thing, it can discern all things, memorize words, and it is said that it can only be obtained in the depths of the Yellow Spring.
After pondering it in my heart, I felt that the reason why this big-headed man was so magical might be the reason for this Confucian pearl.
was greedy in his heart, so there was a drama of his eagerness for justice and righteousness, and righteousness and awe-inspiring.
As soon as he made a move, he told Fan Yongan to shut up, and the calculation in his heart had already been made, no matter who was behind you, I didn't know it, and sent this guy to the Hades Palace, the matter was on the bright side, and everything was covered by Hades.
When you get the things, you can hide in the good life division, and no one can think about helping yourself.
However, just when Xu Tianjun was proud in his heart.
But seeing the king of Yama sitting in the chair, he frowned: "Xu Tianjun, since you are serving under the seventy-two divisions, what position do you have?" ”
"Doom ......" Xu Tianjun was stunned, thinking to himself, shouldn't this big man be tried? Why are you asking me?
But since he asked, he still had to answer honestly.
"Serve as a supervisor under the Department of Good Life."
Hearing the black face of the King of Yama, a sneer suddenly floated a little: "Since it is the Department of Good Life, in charge of the good soul blessing, not the person in charge of the department of arrest, investigation, evil retribution, etc., in what capacity did you report the case when you came to the palace?" ”
"Doom ......"
Xu Tianjun was stunned, and was confused by King Yama's question for a while, and he didn't know how to answer.
I saw a smile on King Yama's face and replied on his behalf, "Naturally, you should go to the palace as a plaintiff." ”
"Yes, yes, I'm the plaintiff."
Xu Tianjun nodded again and again.
As soon as the words fell, King Yama's eyes sank: "Bold, since you are the plaintiff, why don't you kneel when you see me, as a Yin official, don't you even understand this rule, first hit five hundred...... Fifty kills! ”
"Ahh
Xu Tianjun was instantly dumbfounded, thinking, "No, why am I still being beaten??" Shouldn't you have tried this big man first?? ”
Before Xu Tianjun could understand what had happened, the ghosts on both sides didn't give him a chance to come back to his senses.
As a ghost under the Yama seat, he started to be clean, kicked down, and raised the black and white funeral stick to be a whip.
It seems that the funeral stick full of white strips is not light or heavy, but I don't know that this stick will go down, and the stick will reach the meat.
Xu Tianjun himself has a good background, he is covered by his father above, and he is also protected by Yin officials below, how can he suffer this kind of suffering, his face is pale when he goes down with a stick.
If it weren't for Xu Tianjun's fine skin and tender meat, King Yama would have been eager to kill this fool with five hundred kills at first.
Fifty sticks down, Ren is Xu Tianjun, as a yin official, can't stand it, poofed to the ground, where is there still a dashing appearance on weekdays, and he is a big king alive.
But Xu Tianjun didn't know that this matter was far from over.
After beating Xu Tianjun, King Yama continued to ask: "Xu Tianjun, you said that the person on duty today, Fan Yongan and others engaged in favoritism, is there any evidence?" ”
Xu Tianjun was beaten in a drowsy state, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but say with a strange face: "Isn't the truth right in front of you, the big heads of the Yin and Yang Dao have actually been put into the city of vain death, isn't this favoritism?" Isn't this a dereliction of duty? ”
"Presumptuous, whether it is or not is the king's own decision, you only rely on assumptions, what evidence do you have?"
"I ......"
Xu Tianjun was stunned by the question, his mind was buzzing, in fact, if he usually read more books, maybe he would really say a little bit about it, after all, there are clear regulations in the city that prohibit uncivilized creatures from entering.
But why didn't Yama wait for him to quibble, how did he know that this thing was still a straw bale, and he lay on the ground for a long time and didn't remember what to say.
Seeing this, King Yama didn't talk nonsense, and asked people to bring Fan Yongan up.
Fan Yongan behaved very calmly, as if he had known that there would be such a result, but when he walked up to the hall to take a look, he saw Xu Tianjun prostrate on the ground, and his buttocks were blooming.
There was a sneer on his face that couldn't be hidden.
"Fan Yongan, why did you enlarge your head and enter the city today." King Yama asked dryly.
Fan Yongan has been guarding the door for so many years, and he is also an old fritter, as soon as he heard the tone of King Yama, and then looked at Xu Tianjun lying on the ground, he knew what the situation was.
So he hurriedly said: "According to the edict of the Netherworld Sect Master, take it to the Hubu Yamen." ”
"There's a hand."
"No, but the ghost sect leader said it himself, and I ask the king to see it."
Xu Tianjun on the ground was stunned, and looked at Fan Yongan with an incredulous expression: "Are you talking nonsense, the ghost sect leader personally spoke??" Why don't you say that Emperor Xudu came to pick it up in person? ”
Even if you know that there may be someone behind the big head, it would be too exaggerated to be able to pull it on the ghost master.
That's the dignified Netherworld Sect Master, the Bodhisattva who transforms thousands of Yin Souls, in terms of status, even above the Five Directions Ghost Emperor.
It's like saying that the security guard catches a thief at the museum, and the thief says that the ***** let him in.
Isn't this nonsense, do the security guards have to call the prime minister to confirm?
Whoever it is, I won't believe it.
However, it was just a word of complaint, and then I heard King Yama's eyes narrow: "Presumptuous, dare to roar in court, and beat fifty more sticks!" ”
"Holy, still fighting!!"
When Xu Tianjun heard this, he almost blew up, isn't it just a simple big-headed brutal murderer on the street, why is the murderer still sitting on the ground gracefully, without anything from beginning to end, and he was beaten twice first? 、
The yin on both sides doesn't care about this, Yama shouted and beaten, they would be polite, this time they didn't even need to kick, and they pumped their buttocks.
"Ah!!h
screamed with a stick, and Xu Tianjun, who was in pain, wanted to scold the street.
When I looked sideways, I saw that the big head was sitting on the ground, and although the tentacles were carrying iron cables, it did not affect its eating.
I saw that the big head didn't know when there were two more cakes in his hand, and he was watching him being beaten and eating with relish
Seeing this, Xu Tianjun almost had the heart to scold the street.
shouted: "This thing eats, why don't you care!" ”
However, the king of Yama said solemnly, "There is no rule that you are not allowed to eat, you can also eat." ”
Xu Tianjun: "......"
Fifty sticks down, King Yama continued: "What you say, I will check with the sect leader, and tell me what happened first." ”
Fan Yongan immediately and honestly told the situation at that time.
King Yama even summoned the little girl with him.
The little girl still had some marks of being beaten on her face, and at this moment she walked up to the gloomy Yama Palace, her eyes full of awe and helplessness.
Until she saw the big head, her eyes lit up, and she immediately spread her feet and pounced, this time she was not afraid of the big head's terrifying and hideous head, and hugged the big head's thick and powerful tentacles tightly.
Seeing the little girl, the big head showed a simple smile on his face, and after groping for a while, he took out a sugar cake for the girl to eat.
(??????????): "Na, it's delicious!"
Xu Tianjun, who was lying on the ground, saw that this little poor ghost could actually sit there and eat, and he was actually beaten half to death, and his face was suddenly difficult to see.
Gritted his teeth: "My lord, no matter what, this guy always kills the geisman, according to the rules, he should go to hell!" ”
He is determined to go all the way to the end today, and he must punish this big man, otherwise he will be sorry for the hundred sticks on his ass.
It's not easy for anyone to come, even if the ghost sect leader comes in person, he won't change his words.
Seeing that Xu Tianjun was stunned, he really gritted his teeth and wanted to pull his head into the water.
When King Yama heard this, he had already greeted all the female relatives of Xu Tianjun in his heart.
Just when he was about to draw Xu Tianjun another hundred sticks, he heard a person outside the door running in, this person was holding a yellow scroll, and when he saw the king of Yama, he did not bow down, but held the yellow scroll high above his head: "The decree of the Emperor is ......."