Chapter 672: The Big Head (5-6)
A scroll of gold, covered with golden veins, solemn and sacred, exuding a breath that made everyone in the Hades Hall couldn't help but bow down.
Even Ding Xiaoyi felt a lot of pressure for a while, if it wasn't for the fat and quietly raised his hand, he was afraid that he would have to bow down at this moment.
This is the decree of the ghost king, the emperor of the gods, and there are a few people who dare to disobey the huge netherworld.
When the decree appeared, even the king of Yama, who was sitting on the palace of Hades, immediately stood up and prepared to receive the decree.
King Yama scolded in his heart, and thought: "What are you afraid of, the decree of the Emperor will not come sooner or later, but at this time, if it is a good thing, it will be called a ghost." ”
Just when King Yama stepped forward to receive the order, he saw Ding Xiaoyi and Chubby standing at the gate of the yamen watching.
The two of them stood behind everyone before, so they didn't notice, but at this time, everyone knelt down, and only the two stood out from the crowd, and it was difficult not to pay attention.
Seeing that Bai Chubby was squinting at himself, King Yama was entangled for a while.
When everyone saw him standing on the table, not standing, not sitting, and his posture was like with a horse, they couldn't help but be confused.
"Emperor Yong's decree, don't you still accept the decree of King Yama?"
The face of the onicha in charge of the decree became unhappy for a moment.
Don't look at the face of the king of Yama, but the prime minister's door is a third-grade official, he is a ghost by the side of the Emperor, and he came by order, and the face of the ten halls of Yama is not good for him.
"Doom...... Dare to ask, is this will related to this case? ”
After struggling for a moment, King Yama asked in a low voice.
Onicha sneered: "What is the difference if it has nothing to do with it?" ”
"If it is related, please return to the Emperor, this case is the presiding judge of the Yama Palace, although the Emperor has the right to supervise, but he cannot interfere.
If it is irrelevant, and the case is still being handled at the moment, please ask the messenger to move to the apse to rest first, and after the case has been tried, the king will receive the order. ”
King Yama said, sat his ass back on the chair, and felt like a mirror in his heart, the county official might as well be in charge now, what is the matter, first pass the current level.
When everyone lowered their heads and heard this, they seemed to be a little confused.
Even Xu Tianjun, who was lying on the ground humming and chirping, sniffed out a different breath, his eyes flashed, and he shouted repeatedly: "Emperor Mingcha, I have been wronged!! ”
"Presumptuous, how can you speak, give me eighty slaps!"
Seeing that Xu Tianjun, a fool, dared to be a demon, King Yama was so angry that he threw out a token and wanted to make people slap his mouth.
"Wait!"
The envoy's face turned dark, and when he saw this, he directly unfolded the decree in his hand, and read: "According to the edict of the Ghost King and the Emperor, in vain death in the city, there are demons rampant, indiscriminately killing innocent wandering spirits, according to the law, they should be severely punished according to the law, in order to show justice, and those who dare to bend the law for personal gain should be severely punished." ”
"The emperor is fair, the emperor is shengming, hahahaha......"
Seeing that the Ghost King Emperor was supporting himself, Xu Tianjun suddenly felt that his waist was stiffened.
With a smug look on his face, he glanced at Fan Yongan to the side.
Meaning, didn't you say that there is an edict from the sect master, you bring it, don't say that you can't take it out, even if you take it out, I still have the decree of the Emperor here.
"This case is over, and the Emperor has personally issued a decree, who dares not to listen."
"But no, I thought that the big man was behind the backstage, how hard it was, and how hard it was, it could be harder than the Emperor?"
Kneeling on the ground and talking, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the big head, after all, such a strange big head is too rare.
Fan Yongan also chuckled in his heart, and could only look at King Yama.
King Yama also scolded the street in his heart.
As everyone knows, at this moment, Ding Xiaoyi has already greeted the eighteenth generation of women of the Emperor Yong in his heart.
"Hehe, play this set, can you afford it!" Chubby was not in a hurry, and took his mobile phone and sent a message in the group.
Then he pulled Ding Xiaoyi and sat on a small bench with his hands in his arms and waited.
At this moment, King Yama's face was ugly, this was rushing the duck to the shelf, and the expression of looking at the messenger in front of him became more and more ugly.
The envoy clasped his hands in his arms, his face was expressionless, and his voice was indifferent: "Hmph, after the Emperor Yong learned about this case, he paid special attention, King Yama, don't make a mistake!" ”
With a big head in his eyes, he said with a little disdain in his eyes: "The inferior creatures in the Yin and Yang Dao, if you want me to say, just throw yourself directly into the Eighteen Hells, why bother here!" ”
After speaking, he patted Xu Tianjun on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, the emperor is in charge of you, I see who dares to make an article on you!" ”
When Xu Tianjun heard this, his heart was settled, his eyes looked at Fan Yongan and Datou, and he said with a cruel smile on his face: "Hahaha, when you go to hell, I will let you know what it means to never be reborn!" ”
Fan Yong'an was uneasy for a while, but the big head on the side was at a loss, as if he was not talking about himself.
Not only did he not panic, but he took out another pastry and put it in his mouth and nibbled on it.
( ̄~ ̄)づ0~Chew!
This made Xu Tianjun feel like he was being ignored, and he was suddenly annoyed in his heart, thinking that he would see if you could eat it later.
Just as he was about to open his mouth to ask the king of Yama to interrogate this monster.
And he saw a white shadow falling from heaven.
After the white shadow fell, it was actually a cormorant.
"Hey, isn't this the Emperor's mount?"
Some people recognized at a glance that this cormorant was the mount of Emperor Xudu.
"What is the Emperor's mount doing here??"
"Such a small case, even the Emperor Xudu was alarmed??"
Everyone fell to their knees, speechless in astonishment, as if a small theft had alarmed even the head of state.
It's also incredible.
The cormorant's beak was open, and it was also holding a scroll of gold.
Seeing this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he stepped forward to take the golden scroll, and when he saw it, his expression became strange, and he handed the golden scroll to the judge on the side, and motioned for him to read it.
"According to the edict of Emperor Xudu, today's case should be realistic, it is strictly forbidden to convict by birth, it is strictly forbidden for outsiders to interfere, and everything is done according to the rules, but anyone who vainly tries to intervene in this case will be beaten out of the palace of the king of Hades."
"Hiss~~~"
After the judge read it, there was a sudden silence around him for a while, didn't this make it clear that he wanted to dismantle the emperor's platform.
Xu Tianjun, who was still full of smugness, had a stiff smile on his face.
Xu Tianjun was stupid now, and he suddenly understood a little bit why King Yama favored this big-headed barbarian.
After a glance, he saw that King Yama was looking at him coldly, with a sneer on his face.
This made Xu Tianjun shudder uncontrollably, remembering that the fifty slaps hadn't had time yet.
But his mind spun quickly, and he hugged the envoy of the Emperor Yongyu: "The messenger helps, the messenger helps, they are bending the law for personal gain, this is the decree of openly confronting the Emperor Yongyu!" ”
The envoy had a dark face, and was about to ask the king of Yama who he was listening to about this, and how could he know that he had not yet spoken.
The cormorant screamed, and flared its wings against the messenger's head.
The messenger's face changed, and he was about to dodge, but he didn't know that there was still a drag oil bottle hanging under his feet, and his pace suddenly slowed down by half a beat, and he was immediately slapped to the ground by the cormorant.
Before the messenger could get up, the big red girl stepped on it.
"Brute, you dare!!" The messenger's face was full of hideousness, and he roared loudly, and black smoke poured out of his body.
After all, he is the errand man next to the Emperor, although he has the position of a ghost, but his strength is extraordinary.
But the cormorant was the mount of the bad old man, and his full name was the blue water cormorant bird beast, and a round of golden lake appeared in his eyes, like a round of golden sun fixed there.
A dazzling beam of light rushed straight out, turning into a golden sword, like a blade that slashed the sky!
"Ahh
The strong light pierced through the black mist and hit the messenger, causing him to let out a terrible scream, and the black mist all over his body was also dispersed at once.
The blue water cormorant bird beast waved its wings, each feather flashing with crystal power, and the wings were rounded and pumped towards the messenger.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
A few slaps on the face, the sound was crisp and ringing, and everyone who listened to it felt a faint pain in their cheeks.
As for King Yama and the others seeing this, even if they had the intention to dissuade them, they didn't dare to rush forward.
The blue water cormorant bird beast, but a well-known fierce beast, was surrendered by the emperor as a mount, but it caused trouble for a long time, and was later imprisoned by the emperor of Xudu, and I only recently heard that it was released.
I didn't expect that after so many years, this guy is still fierce and unstoppable.
After pumping dozens of big mouths in a row, I saw the blue water cormorant bird and beast raise their legs and kick the person eight feet away.
By the time he struggled to raise his head again, his entire head had been beaten into a pig's head.
"Ahhh The envoy howled angrily for a while, and pointed at the blue water cormorant in front of him: "Beast, you dare to hit me!" ”
After speaking, he looked at the king of Yama: "This beast committed murder in front of him, and you still don't take him down." ”
However, after he finished speaking, he saw King Yama and the others looking at him like fools.
That's the mount of your own boss, take it? You've taken fake medicine.
The blue water cormorant raised its head with its chest up, with a high-spirited appearance, and did not look at the messenger at all.
With a sweep of his eyes, he was looking at the big head that he took out the sauce and meat to gnaw, smashed it and smashed it, and couldn't help but step forward.
Seeing such fierce beasts as the blue water cormorants, birds and beasts coming, the big head was not afraid at all, but took out a piece of sauce meat.
ヾ(*????????)??“ Eat? A piece of you! ”
Seeing the sauce meat, the blue water cormorant, bird and beast spit out a fat tongue, and then rolled the sauce meat into the mouth, and ate it with relish.
Seeing this, the big head took out a few pieces of sauce meat and fed them one by one.
"Hey, I said, behind this guy is the Emperor Xudu as a backer!"
When the people saw this, they were already speechless in horror.
Someone even speculated: "It's not wrong, don't forget, it's all rumored that Emperor Xudu caught a lot of big heads before." ”
Saying this, everyone is even more sure that behind the big head is the Emperor Xudu.
"You guys!! You ......" the messenger was speechless when he saw this.
"The envoy is angry, this is the mount of the Emperor Xudu, we have no right to dispose of it, if the envoy has nothing else to do, he can leave."
When King Yama saw that the blue water cormorants, birds and beasts were there, his waist pole also stiffened, and he unceremoniously issued an order to expel the guests.
"You!!"
The messenger's swollen cheeks suddenly became distorted.
But he hadn't had time to speak.
But I only heard the sky above the Yama Palace, and there was a clear and pleasant sound of music.
I saw a woman dressed in Changxia, walking barefoot, with a string of red bells hanging on her smooth ankles.
Not to mention the King of Yama at this time, even the King of Guangqin and the others who were hiding in the apse couldn't sit still and walked out one after another.
"Who's here again?" Ding Xiaoyi squinted at the woman falling in mid-air, and couldn't help frowning and asking.
saw Chubby tidy up his clothes, stood up from the small bench, and looked at the woman with a serious expression.
He whispered: "That's Niangniang's personal maid."
"Mother's maid?"
When Ding Xiaoyi heard this, he saw that the woman was ethereal and unsurpassed, but it was a pity that her expression was cold, her face was full of impersonal feelings, and she looked more like a female corpse.
"Meet the fairy, dare to ask the fairy what is the matter with the fairy."
The three officials in front of the prime minister, not to mention the maidservants beside Niangniang, King Yama and others naturally did not dare to slack off.
As for the wandering spirits who were watching around, they were even more frightened and couldn't speak.
Today's scene is simply worth it.
Even Niangniang's people came, although it was not Niangniang who came in person, and she might let her personal maid come, which has already shown the importance of this matter.
I just don't know which side Niangniang is going to be on.
"It should be Xu Tianjun, after all, ......" Some people still feel that they are big-headed and barbaric in their hearts, after all, they are just an uncivilized monster, this is just a little special.
But there are also people who think that it may be the big head, after all, the big head seems to be related to the Emperor Xudu.
For a while, everyone was divided into two factions, chattering and discussing.
However, the truth was beyond everyone's expectations.
"Niangniang has already heard about this case and plans to try it in person, so she specially asked me to ask someone for questioning!" The woman said expressionlessly.
As soon as they heard this, King Yama and the others had a bad premonition in their hearts.
After all, Emperor Xudu is a subordinate of the master of Youshan, and it is said that Niangniang has been very unhappy with the master of Youshan recently.
It is even rumored that the two are still fighting.
Niangniang today, is this going to knock the mountain and shake the tiger......
As for the messenger, his swollen head showed a hint of joy: "Hahaha, Niangniang's decree, you dare not obey!" ”
Xu Tianjun even felt that today was a dream day, and it was a mother.
Don't say it's him on weekdays, even if it's his father, don't want to see him at the door.
Now that I have such a blessing, I want to see my mother, and today's plan is worth it.
"It must be that I am anxious for justice and righteousness, but I was tragically framed, so that my mother's favor was favored." Xu Tianjun's heart couldn't stop YY.
Fantasized, when I see my mother, I must let my mother know that she is an iron-clad, righteous and awe-inspiring man, and is not afraid of power!
However, after the woman finished speaking, she did not wait for the king of Yama and the others to agree or not.
With a gesture of his hand, he lifted the big head and the little girl in the air.
"Fairy, and me, and me!"
Seeing this, Xu Tianjun hurriedly waved his hand to the woman in the sky.
But he didn't want the woman to glance at him, and said with disgust: "Niangniang didn't say that she wanted to see you." ”
"Huh??"
Now Xu Tianjun was stunned: "No...... Didn't you mean to ask people questions? ”
However, the woman didn't respond to him this time, but just said to King Yama, "You can take care of this person yourself." ”
After speaking, he left without looking back, taking the big head and the little girl.
Before leaving, he didn't forget to wave his tentacles and say goodbye to the blue water cormorants, birds and beasts.
(●'??' ●)??“ Next time, please eat barbecue!! ”
"Wow!" The blue water cormorant flicked its wings twice and signaled goodbye.
It was only when the figure of the big head disappeared that everyone came to their senses and looked at the food scraps on the ground where the big head was located.
In my heart, I already admired the big head.
As the main culprit, he ate from beginning to end, and before he finished eating, he was taken away by his mother.
In this case, from beginning to end, only Xu Tianjun was beaten?
Xu Tianjun was also stupid, what about the good questioning?
Is that big-headed barbarian a human??
He counts as a man, what am I??
In the middle of nowhere, the messenger shook his head, and his figure turned into a dark cloud and got up and left, joking, the main culprit is gone, is he still here to let people see the joke?
The blue water cormorant glanced at the debris all over the ground, smashed it with unfinished intentions, and saw the white fat at the door with a glance.
When he saw the chubby pair of ill-intentioned eyes, the blue water cormorant couldn't help but shiver for a while, and the wings turned into a white light and disappeared.
Now there was no pressure, and everyone stood up.
Looking at the direction where the big head had long disappeared, not to mention how envious I was, I actually alarmed Niangniang, I don't know how Niangniang will judge this big-headed monster when she sees it.
However, anyone with a discerning eye can see that the bullshit trial is simply here to mention people.
thought of it, there was actually a backer behind this big-headed monster.
Everyone couldn't help but be amazed.
I thought to myself, "Is this really what I know to be a big man??" ”
Just when everyone sighed.
In the Yama Palace, there was still a person with a blank face, not knowing where to go, and even wanted to cry without tears.
It was the lost soul of Xu Tianjun.
He is obviously a righteous man, a righteous man who is not afraid of power, and is anxious for justice and righteousness, why is the main culprit okay, but he was beaten first, and he didn't even see a toe of his mother!
At this moment, Xu Tianjun suddenly noticed that King Yama had already sat back on the main seat, looking at him with a smile.
He asked the judge on the side, "Where did you just go?" ”
The judge glanced at his notes: "King Qiyu Yama, you want to slap Xu Tianjun's mouth fifty mouths." ”
Hearing this, Xu Tianjun finally became clever, and wailed with a sad face: "I won't sue, I won't sue!" I want to go home! ”
"Hmph, Yama Palace, come as you say, and leave as soon as you say."
King Yama was about to hate this little rabbit cub to death in his heart.
It's okay to poke yourself up.
This time, even Niangniang was shocked, and she had to write down a bad account in her attendance.
Seeing that Xu Tianjun was about to run, several ghosts almost took action on the spot to suppress him on the ground.
Fan Yongan took advantage of this opportunity to help, and did not forget to step forward and kick his feet, and said in his heart: "Damn, call you arrogant, call you justice." ”
"Fifty slaps is too little, give me a full hundred!!" The king of Yama threw an arrow in his hand.
I have already made up my mind in my heart to let Xu Tianjun know what it means to know what it means to be high and thick.
Suddenly, a loud slap echoed in the Yama Palace.
Ding Xiaoyi and Chubby had already left the crowd first.
"The big head was taken away by the mother, what should we do?" Ding Xiaoyi asked Chubby.
For the next safety of the big head, Ding Xiaoyi can put a hundred hearts.
Although Zhao Niangniang is not compatible with the emperor of Youshan, she is usually good to the big head, and she will never be embarrassed for the big head, and there are still benefits waiting for the big head.
I can't say it, the matter of leasing the land by myself, the mother will be done with a word.
But the problem is that if he doesn't get the big head, he is not at ease.
"This ......"
Chubby scratched his bare head, just when the two of them didn't know where to go.
I heard a clear and bright voice behind me: "Since Brother Ding is okay for the time being, why don't you invite the two of you to have a drink." ”
When the two looked back, they saw Song Xingxue, dressed in a green shirt, walking from behind, holding a fan in his hand, the fan was unfolded, and there were five big characters on it [Treat, I pay for it]