"What's wrong with the virgin!? Am I a virgin?! ”

Looking at Wu Qi, who was even more excited than herself, Yu Yu was a little confused.

But Wang Defa comforted: "It's nothing, it's nothing, you're still a child in your hundreds, it's normal to be a virgin, don't care." ”

Yu Xu: "Then I'm only twenty-six years old, I'm still very young, it's still early!" ”

Wang Defa: "Morning fart!" When Lao Tzu was your age, he already had six children, and they all went out to make soy sauce, what do you have to be proud of! ”

Wu Qi burst into tears: "Woo...... Sure enough, the virginity of a hundred years old is very embarrassing, and I will be broken! ”

Wang Defa looked like Er Kang was retaining: "Don't be impulsive!" You're just a kid! ”

“……”

Wu Qi didn't pay attention to him at all and ran away directly.

"......" Wang Defa was also speechless: "If something happens to that child, I blame you!" ”

Yu Xu: "No, didn't you provoke this incident first?" What's the matter with me? ”

Wang Defa: "Who made you still single, how bad it is for the child's physical and mental development, why don't you go and find a girlfriend for Lao Tzu!" ”

"Are you my mother?!" At this moment, Yu Xue felt at home, but his parents didn't say it so directly, but kept hinting to him, that is, because he couldn't stand such a thing, he would always work outside and not go home much.

However, this time Wang Defa admitted shamelessly: "That's right, I'm your mother, why don't you go and find me a girlfriend back, let me be happy too!" You see that the children of Aunt Li's family next door are about the same age as you, and the children are already two or three years old, why are you not in a hurry at all?! ”

"......" Yu Xue only felt that her head was big, what is this?!

However, Wang Defa didn't stop, chattering endlessly, just like an old mother.

"Ahh I can't stand it anymore! Yu Xue felt like she was going crazy.

"You kid, I can't stand you just after saying two words, I really don't understand the hearts of those of us who are parents."

...... "Well, now Yu Xue believes in one thing.

That is Wang Defa's parenting professionalism, and if he can do it to this extent, only people who have really been parents can force people to such a point.

The sense of substitution is so strong that I'm already starting to panic.

Yu Xu: "Shut up, I don't want to hear about it." ”

Wang Defa looked aggrieved: "You murder me, you murder me, I am doing this for your good, you murder me!" Dad, I can't control this child! ”

"Huh?" When did even the role of the child's father come out?

At this time, Zheng Lijun stood up: "the child, you get out of the way, no matter what you say today, I also want to teach this child who is neither big nor young a lesson, and see if he dares to disrespect his elders in the future?!" ”

"......" Yu Xu's heart has already begun to laugh, and he doesn't know if it's because he is too desperate to make him laugh, or because of something else, anyway, he is really desperate now.

Wang Defa stopped Zheng Lijun: "Son and father, don't be impulsive!" This child is still young and ignorant, and now he is just rebellious, and when he grows up, he will understand our suffering. ”

"boy, don't stop me, I know that I am rebellious at such a young age, so I can pay it back when I grow up?! Look at me if I can't correct his personality well, and see if he dares to speak to his elders like this in the future! ”

As she spoke, Zheng Lijun took out a feather duster and walked towards Yu Xue with a pretentious attitude.

However, Wang Defa stopped her: "Child, you run, I'll stop your dad here, now your dad is just dizzy, and it will be fine in a while." ”

"Stop! If you dare to run a step today, believe it or not, my legs will be broken for you! ”

Zheng Lijun, who kept waving a feather duster, accidentally hit Wang Defa.

"Ah~~~" Wang Defa was hit hard and fell to the ground.

"you! I didn't mean to, I just wanted to scare the child, I didn't really want to do it, don't scare me! ”

Wang Defa said weakly: "The child is her father...... I know you feel sorry for your child and won't do anything to him...... But I feel sorry for the child, so please don't hit the child anymore, hitting him hurts...... My heart ......"

"the kid!! I'm not angry, I'm not going to beat the kids, don't scare me! Wake up quickly! ”

The child didn't make any movements, his breath disappeared little by little, and finally he closed his eyes completely and couldn't wake up again.

"the kid...... Don't scare me...... Next time, I'll be sure to take out the tissues from my change of clothes, turn my socks over, and keep my used items everywhere...... You won't lose your temper and stop drinking, wake up quickly! ”

(╥╯^╰╥) I cried, what about you?

"Heheha!" Yu Xue on the side was also laughed angrily, and one of them gave them a punch: "How long are you going to play!?" ”

"Oops~! How good a family ethics drama do you watch, isn't it very real? ”

Yu Xu: "Compared to this, I'm more curious about how the two of you said that you two colluded to act together?" ”

"Well...... the two glanced at each other, and then held hands ヽ (゚∀゚) メ (゚∀゚) ノ: "This kind of thing, do you still need to collude in advance?" ”

"Uh......" Yu Xue really didn't know what to say about the two of them.

What kind of immortal tacit agreement is this to achieve this point?

"By the way, did you two get it the other way around?"

Wang Defa went to play the child's mother, and Zheng Lijun went to play the child's father, although there was no broken heart, but is it a little unreasonable in terms of gender?

"(ノ ́▽')ノ♪ Don't care about these details, just be interesting."

"Hmmm! Wang Sang's acting skills are simply amazing! Especially the reversal, which simply brought the family ethics drama into full play! ”

"You're not bad, especially the last acting, which completely interprets the sloppy image of a father, it's just the same! Isn't that what your real life looks like? ”

"Uh...... (； Let's talk about the acting skills just now. ”

"No, no! Your real life isn't really that sloppy, is it?! ”

“(ー△ー； What, the private life of a single woman...... You know. ⁄(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)⁄”

"That's not good, I won't be able to find a boyfriend in the future, oh Junjun."

"It doesn't seem like it's your turn yet!" Yu Xue interjected very appropriately, after all, Wang Defa's private life is also very bad.

I've been playing games without sleep for three days in a row, and the room is still so messy, and I don't know how to clean it up, so I'm not qualified to say that I'm not qualified to talk about people at all.

Eh...... Having said that, this time, it seems that I haven't seen such a messy scene as before, huh? What the hell is going on?

"I'm different from you, I had a child a few years ago, and now it doesn't matter what the image is. It's you, and now you don't have a target like that, so how are you going to find a partner? ”

"It's not your turn! What's going on in your house? It's much cleaner than before! ”

"Hmph~! I've got someone to clean my room, do you? No, whoever told you not to look for a partner, this is something you can't envy! ”

Here is the author, thank you, there is an offense.

"Deliberately offended, disobedient!"