"Sha-uh-huh-"

"Wait...... Don't get snot on me! ”

Zheng Lijun pushed Wang Defa aside with a look of disgust, and hurriedly wiped the snot off her uniform.

Really, I'm just comforting myself, why do I even have to suffer myself?

Wang Defa, who was disgusted, was very aggrieved and decided to stick the snot to Yu Xue as well.

"It's dirty, don't come near me!" Yu Xue hurriedly ducked to the side.

Wang Defa, who was disliked twice in a row, couldn't say anything about his suffering, so he could only vent his inner grievances loudly.

"T^T woohoo! You bully! ”

Looking at Wang Defa who was so aggrieved, Zheng Lijun also felt a little uneasy, and stepped forward to comfort (o・_・)ノ"(ノ_<. "We either dislike you, or we ......"

"Uh......h Sure enough, it's still Xiao Junjun who is the best! Wang Defa threw himself into Zheng Lijun's arms again and rubbed all his snot on her body.

"Ahh So don't rub your snot on me! ”

"It's late, Xiao Junjun, it's all over."

"......" looked at a large piece of snot on her chest, and Zheng Lijun showed an unprecedented expression of disgust.

This is the first time Yu Xue has seen Zheng Lijun show such an expression, which is really surprising, obviously when she went down the tunnel, she never did this.

Yu Yu took out a tissue and handed it to Zheng Lijun, asking her to wipe the snot on her clothes, and at the same time teaching Wang Defa a lesson.

"Don't bully!"

"Oops!" Holding his head, Wang Defa was very aggrieved: "I know it's wrong, as compensation, let me help you wash your clothes." ”

"No, I'll wash it myself afterwards."

"You're welcome, you're welcome, I'm a thief in the laundry, to avoid leaving traces, take it off now."

"Wait! No more, really no more! Zheng Lijun panicked and clung to her chest.

However, the more she refused, the more excited Wang Defa became: "Come on, come on, don't be shy, there are no outsiders here, and there will be no shortage of meat when seen." ”

Wang Defa kept tearing Zheng Lijun's clothes, and he didn't feel guilty at all, but it was better to say that he had planned to do this from the beginning, right?

Yu Xue on the side really couldn't stand it anymore, and punched Wang Defa in the head again: "Don't bully other people's assistants casually." ”

“☆￣(＞。 ☆) Oops! Wang Defa, who was punched again, was honest and was sitting on the floor.

“…… ε=( ́ο'*)))) Alas. Really, when will you stop making trouble? ”

"You don't know that, Yu Xue Boy."

"Huh? Is there anything else to know about this? ”

"┐(゚~゚)┌That's why I said layman." Wang Defa sighed and shook his head: "Haven't you heard of a sentence, life is ...... in the world?"

"Life in the world, a snap of a finger, do you want to cherish everything now?"

"What's the point of being in the world, not dying, not dying, what's the point?"

"......" Yu Xue was also completely speechless: "Who said this?" How come I've never heard of it? ”

"Life is in the world, and death is not endless. - Lu Xun"

"Don't impose all the famous sayings and aphorisms on Lu Xun, and besides, this sentence is simply your own nonsense, right?!"

"Nonono, this sentence is really said by an ancient."

"Which ancient?"

"Me."

"......" Yu Xue almost couldn't hold back his fist, and sent it to Wang De fiercely, to see if he dared to be so skinny.

However, Wang Defa didn't care about his expression at all, and said to himself: "I can be regarded as a vampire who has lived for at least thousands of years, and I can be regarded as an ancient, so what I said, isn't that what the ancients said." ”

“…… Let me ask you here, how old are you now? ”

“(⊙o⊙)… Even if you ask me, I can't remember exactly, but there is one thing that proves my age. ”

"What?"

"When Jing Ke assassinated King Qin, I was at the scene."

“…… You just blow it. "Yu Xue is obviously unbelieving, believing in him is a ghost.

"Eh, don't believe me, what I said is true."

"Well, really, really, you're amazing."

"Can you answer a little more perfunctory?" Wang Defa sighed: "It seems that if you don't come up with some substantive evidence, you won't believe it." ”

As he spoke, Wang Defa took out a photo of the Qin Emperor's mausoleum, as well as some unearthed photos of bronzes from the Qin Dynasty.

"It's all engraved with my name, don't believe it."

Yu Xue looked at it like this, and really ......, "There is a king character on it, how can you make me believe it?" ”

"This ...... At that time, I was a newcomer, and my name was only one king, so I couldn't help it. ”

"Then why did you come up with an unlucky name like Wang Defa?"

Every time Wang Defa's name is called, it feels like scolding the street, and sometimes Yu Yu can still feel the cold gaze of the people around her.

However, Wang Defa didn't care at all: "You see, how good the name Defa is, it has both virtue and the meaning of making a fortune, this is a name I gave with reference to Feng Shui, and most people want it, but I don't give it yet." ”

"Well...... "Okay, Yu Xue knows, it's not the name that's wrong, it's not the surname that's wrong, it's just that this surname is combined with this name, and it becomes bad."

"Uh-huh! Now you believe me. ”

"......" Yu Xue still didn't believe it, after all, it sounded too.

"Boss." Zheng Lijun reminded: "Boss, vampires have the ability to be immortal, and it is not a problem to live for thousands of years, maybe he really lived for so long, and then brought Qin Shi Huang at that time has been seeking the elixir of immortality, and when he meets a guy who is immortal, of course he has to study it carefully." ”

“(⊙o⊙)… There seems to be a little bit of truth in saying this. ”

However, looking at the historical situation, Qin Shi Huang probably didn't get anything from Wang Defa in the end.

With a character like Wang Defa, maybe there will be a lot of good things from Qin Shi Huang.

However...... "Don't they all say that the longer a yokai lives, the stronger it becomes?" Why are you still so weak? ”

"What's wrong with weak?! I'm weak, I'm eating your rice?! ”

Wang Defa is like a tiger with its tail stepped on...... It's not so much a tiger as it is a big cat, and it doesn't feel like a tiger at all.

"What's wrong with being weak, at least Lao Tzu survived! Those who hang a group of strong people don't all die in the end, only those who live to the end are the ultimate winners, and I am the real winner! Besides, what's wrong with being a beautiful man who has no power to tie his hands, can't pick his shoulders, and can't lift his hands? No matter where you go, there are thugs to protect you, don't you say, you tool man...... Hitter One? ”

"Huh! How narcissistic are you to be so confident that you can say that you are a beautiful man? ”

"Isn't it? You see, I'm not on the same order of magnitude as those little fresh meat*. ”

"No, I think you're just an old bacon, and it's an old bacon that has been hanging for thousands of years."

"Then you are an old virgin, an old virgin who is about to advance to a magician!"

"......" Wu Qi, who came in at this time, felt that he was offended.