Chapter 391: It's better to use it for me
When Huang Shaohong gradually woke up, he suddenly noticed that there was a smooth jade-like body in his arms, and he was suddenly startled, and there was only one thought in his heart, could it be that he did something wrong after he was drunk?
Suddenly opened his eyes, his tense body instantly relaxed, and he saw that Long Er was lying in his arms for a long time, staring at himself with wide eyes, with a strange smile on his face.
Huang Shaohong shook his head, then chuckled and kissed Long Er on the forehead, and said to himself:
"It seems that I am still dreaming, otherwise how would I see you, I dreamed of Yanran and Laura before, but in the end, only your image is so clear, it seems that my favorite is still my baby Long'er, do you guess this is because you are like Lin Da Beauty?"
Huang Shaohong thought that he was in a dream, and he spoke freely, although he said it to the dragon in front of him, he didn't think that the other party would answer.
Unexpectedly, Long'er in his arms blinked, and asked with a smile: "Who are Yanran and Laura, and which one is Lin Damei?" ”
Huang Shaohong laughed and said: "I didn't expect this dream to be quite real, and it can even talk to ......"
He had barely finished speaking, and he had already realized that something was wrong, and the drowsiness caused by the hangover gradually subsided, and he had already realized that it did not seem to be a dream.
The true qi, qi and blood in the body were running at the same time, the residual drunkenness in the body was instantly emptied, and the person was completely sober, with an expression of crying and laughing on his face, and said depressedly:
"So it's not a dream, right?"
Long Er didn't answer his question, but said: "Yesterday, I was talking with Sister Jianning in the Imperial Garden, and when I reached the critical point, when Sister Jianning was about to leave a child, I suddenly said that I heard Xianggong calling her......"
"I didn't believe it at first, thinking that Jianning was going to cheat again, but then I also clearly heard Xianggong calling me, so I answered at that time, and somehow I got here......"
After she finished speaking, she asked with a smile on her face, "Xianggong...... Emperor! Shouldn't you say something to your concubines? ”
Time goes back to last night, different worlds, different times, but at a common moment, Ji Yanran, Shanrou and Zhao Zhi sisters of the 'Looking for Qin World', Jianning and Long'er of the 'Luding World', and Laura of 'Looking for the Dragon World' all heard Huang Shaohong's voice.
But the voice was ethereal and fleeting, making these women think that they were hallucinating, but when it was time for Long'er, this Divine Dragon Sect Master, just heard Jianning's words, and when it was his turn, he subconsciously responded, and the next moment he appeared by Huang Shaohong's side.
Huang Shaohong naturally didn't know what was going on, but he also guessed why Long Er appeared here.
It must have been when he was drunk that he touched the system's function of summoning teammates, which brought Long Er to the Condor World.
Sooner or later, he will have to explain this function clearly to his wives, and he will take the initiative to explain it without covering it up.
Long Er listened noncommittally, and when he finished speaking, he smiled slyly: "Xianggong, that's not what I'm asking......"
Huang Shaohong's face stiffened, he originally wanted to send that incident over, but he didn't expect Long'er to be so difficult to deal with.
After a while, he explained the fact that he could travel to and from different worlds, and there were women in other worlds, as for Lin Da, everyone was a famous beauty in other worlds, but she was already old.
After listening to this, although Long'er was surprised, he also nodded with a smile:
"Xianggong is very human, I and Jianning's sister have known for a long time, Long'er is not a jealous person, Xianggong also needs someone to take care of him in other worlds, even if there are a few more sisters, if there is a chance, Xianggong may wish to introduce you sisters, and know Long'er and Jianning's sister!"
After Huang Shaohong heard Long'er's words, he couldn't help but secretly praise the ancient woman for being really virtuous and wise, but the next word from the sect leader made him completely confused.
"But what I want the prime minister to say to his concubines is not about your sisters....."
Looking at the banter and cunning in Long Er's eyes, Huang Shaohong's heart was so cool, he knew that the free and easy sect leader had completely let Jianning's stinky girl teach him badly, and he had learned to set him up.
In line with the idea of saying more and making more mistakes, Huang Shaohong no longer took the initiative to confess, but said:
"Long'er, what did you tell your husband to say?"
Long Er smiled lightly and said with a smile:
"Long'er just wants to ask, last night Long'er was called here by Xianggong, and I saw Xianggong, you were holding a female Taoist, kissing indiscriminately, and putting her hands up and down, although the female Taoist's expression was sad and angry, she didn't dare to resist......"
"But the female Taoist is really towards Xianggong, seeing the concubine suddenly appeared, thinking that it would be unfavorable to Xianggong, and she also made a few moves with the concubine, until the concubine showed that she was Xianggong's wife, and pointed out that she was 'chronically turned into a bone palm', the female Taoist left in shame!"
Long Er said this, and quipped: "Xianggong, didn't you give people a way to force others to comply, right?" ”
Huang Shaohong held his forehead with his hand, made a painful appearance, and said sadly: "My innocence! How did you suffer a big loss in a daze! ”
Long Er punched him hard: "It's really necrotic, you still suffer a loss!" ”
When Huang Shaohong came out of the room, he had already sent Long Er back to the 'Luding World', he passed the 'Yi Muscle Forging Bone Chapter' to her, and told her to go back and cultivate well, don't keep thinking about any Dao Gu things, those are all illusions!
Long Er smiled at his father-in-law's self-deception, and did not expose it, so he listened to the words of the father-in-law and went back, and when he left, he told Huang Shaohong to take care of himself, and if he encountered danger, he must summon her to come over to help.
When Huang Shaohong and Hong Qigong and others had breakfast, they didn't see Li Mochou's shadow, he naturally knew what was going on, so he didn't call someone, at this time, it was better to let the family calm down for a while.
Li Haoxi smiled and leaned over to Huang Shaohong's side, and quipped in a low voice: "Dao Chief, I finally know why you want to betray the Quanzhen Sect...... That tormenting man last night, you said I was a strong-blooded ......"
Huang Shaohong kicked it away: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person, if you dare to say one more word believe it or not, I won't teach you martial arts, you go and learn palm skills with Shen Tu Kai, and when the time comes, you will have a nickname for pulling the wind, called 'Iron Palm Brick', okay?" ”
Shen Tu Kai is purely a lying gun, he was just ridiculed by Hong Qigong yesterday about this nickname, and today he was mentioned by Huang Shaohong, and the chief arrester of the three mansions said that he was very helpless.
But when he thinks about it like this, it seems that Huang Shaohong's words are also very reasonable, his master is called 'Iron Palm Open Mountain', he is called 'Iron Palm Open Monument', so isn't his apprentice 'Iron Rod' opening bricks'?
Hong Qigong asked Li Haoxi to step aside to play, and then said to Huang Shaohong: "I said quietly...... What kind of broken road number are you, why do you call it so awkwardly! ”
The old Hanako pursed her lips disdainfully, despised it, and then said:
"My unscrupulous disciple Guo Jing, in a few days there will be a hero's banquet in Dashengguan, little fat man, you are not small, why don't you go and help my disciple and fight against Mongolia in the south?"
"With your ability, you will definitely be regarded as a guest by him, and when the time comes, you will make a contribution on the battlefield, not only can you be famous in the rivers and lakes, everyone praises you, and maybe you can also be favored by the imperial court, and maybe you will be crowned a wife and a son in the future, don't you young people just want to make a name for themselves......"
Apprentice, in order to help Guo Jing, Hong Qigong really went out, and even used it to draw a big cake for profit.
Huang Shaohong smiled: "Dashengguan, I want to join in the fun, but it stinks for food, if your disciple Guo Jing knows my identity, he will definitely want to eat me, but it is impossible to be a guest." ”
Huang Shaohong heard that Hong Qigong called him a little fat man, so he changed his mouth and called him stinky and begging for food, come on, hurt each other!
Hong Qigong ignored Huang Shaohong's title, and said in surprise: "Why is this?" ”
Huang Shaohong immediately said the matter of slapping Ke Zhenwei and Qiu Chuji, and after finishing speaking, he spread his hands:
"This doesn't blame me for not respecting the old, the key is that the old man spoke badly and hurt people after meeting, and he took the first shot, if it weren't for the fact that he was decent and a disabled person, where could he live until now!"
"You, you, Old Man Ke's temper is a little worse, but the person is still good, you can't bear it......"
Hong Qigong sighed again and again as he spoke, he knew that Ke Zhenxi's status in Guo Jing's heart was only heavier than him.
The little fat man beat Ke Zhenevil, and I am afraid that the grudge between him and his apprentice will be difficult to resolve.
Huang Shaohong smiled and said, "Seventh Gong, don't sigh, I have a deal here to discuss with you." ”
Hong Qigong rolled his eyelids, and said angrily: "If you use it, you will call me Qigong, and if you don't use it, you will call me stinky and ask for food, and I will always call Huazi In addition to this martial arts, what is there worth calculating about you?" ”
Huang Shaohong couldn't help but shudder when he heard this, thinking of Mrs. Niu.
He clapped his hands and said straight to the point: "Let's put it this way, I want to learn your "Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon", in exchange I can help Guo Jing guard Xiangyang, people are in the city, and I will never break my word, and I will provide you with a food that satisfies you a day, and I don't bring the same for a whole year, how about it?" ”
Hong Qigong swallowed his saliva after sucking, and then asked, "Do you think I look like the kind of person who sells his kung fu for food?" ”
After he finished speaking, he looked down at the severed finger of his right hand, which was because he was greedy and delayed his business, so he cut off his finger, in order to alert himself and avoid repeating the mistakes of the past.
Thinking of the past, Hong Qigong's eyes froze, and his heart became more determined, and he immediately raised his head and said:
"Take three hundred and sixty days a year, divide by eighteen, which is equivalent to one trick can exchange you for twenty dishes, let me eat for twenty days first, and I won't admit it if I'm not satisfied!"
Li Haoxi, who was watching the excitement on the side, almost didn't stand firm and planted on the ground, you are this kind of person, and immediately said loudly: "Qigong, I can do it too, isn't it just food?" You and I go to my house, as much as you want, I will raise you for the rest of your life! ”
"Don't make trouble, don't think that if you husband and wife worship each other, people have to follow you, and you will support others for a lifetime, and you want to be beautiful!"
Huang Shaohong smiled and avoided Hong Qigong's kick, and then glanced at Li Haoxi with disdain: "You also want to pick up the bargain, do you know what kind of dish you have to make Qigong satisfied?" ”
"Have you heard of the 'Mandarin Duck Five Treasures Stew' in the Imperial Palace, how can it be at that level!"
Hong Qigong sneered: "What the kid said is good, don't just say that you don't practice, when the time comes, Huazi will be dissatisfied, you are a bamboo basket to draw water, let's talk about it, what kind of food are you going to honor the old man today?" ”
"Qiqihar BBQ!"
"What ball ......?"
"When I'm ready, you'll know in the evening!"
On the third pole of the day, Yelu Chucai's family has not yet appeared, except for some servants who have come and gone, even the brothers and sisters of Yeluqi and Yeluyan who drank together yesterday have not come out.
Li Haoxi asked if he wanted to call it, and the food in the province was cold.
Hong Qigong waved his hand and sighed: "No need to go, didn't you say you were going to Xiangyang yesterday?" Pack up and let's hit the road! ”
Huang Shaohong sneered: "Although Mr. Yelu is in a difficult situation, he has no intention of breaking with Mongolia, so he naturally restrains his family to prevent them from interacting with us. ”
Hong Qigong waved his hand again and said: "Don't say more, you also said that Mr. Yelu is a person who has great kindness to my Han people, no matter how he chooses, the old man will not be difficult to be strong!" ”
Huang Shaohong stretched out a finger and shook it: "Wrong, the benefactor is a benefactor, and we will not be unfavorable to him, but such a capable minister, I will never let him go back to Mongolia for use!" ”
He immediately shouted coldly: "Mo Chou! ”
A moment later, Li Mochou, who had disappeared in the morning, appeared in front of him with Hong Lingbo.
Li Mochou didn't see any unusual expression on her face, but her red face and wandering eyes as if she were looking for someone revealed the unrest in her heart at this time.
Huang Shaohong was also a little embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "Don't look at him, she has already left, don't worry about you to invite Mr. Yelu's family, remember to be polite, don't hurt them!" ”
Li Mochou's face turned red, he didn't speak, he turned around and walked quickly with Hong Lingbo, and after a while, he brought a message that made Huang Shaohong and the others cry and laugh.
Yelu Chucai's family actually ran away overnight, and in order to avoid everyone from discovering it, they only brought a few cronies, and left most of the slaves, subordinates and luggage in the restaurant to paralyze everyone.
Hong Qigong sighed: "Forget it, everyone has their own ambitions, don't force it!" ”
Huang Shaohong shook his head solemnly and said: "Qigong, this is not the time to be soft-hearted, if a talented person like Yelu Chucai returns to Mongolia, it will be a curse or a blessing to the Great Song Dynasty, or that sentence, we are not difficult for him, but he can't go back to Mongolia!" ”
He said and stood up: "I'll come when I go!" After saying that, he walked to the backyard, and when he arrived at the courtyard where Yelu's house had placed, there was already an extra earth dog beside him.
took the 'Baba's Tribal Pastoral Dog' to Yelu Chucai's room and walked around, those subordinates hid far away when they saw him, and no one dared to stop him, obviously frightened by his fight scene yesterday.
After returning to the front, he said to everyone: "They shouldn't be far away, let's rush over now, and take Mr. Yelu to Xiangyang or Dasheng first!" ”
Hong Qigong laughed dryly, and said with some embarrassment: "Boy, the old man suddenly remembered that there was something else, so I will take the first step and wait for you at Dasheng Pass!" ”
After saying that, he walked out.
Huang Shaohong shouted from behind: "Qigong, you don't want to pay the bill, do you?" ”
Hong Qigong turned around and glared at him, blew his beard and said: "Didn't you always call the flower and eat your delicacy, besides, who is in arrears, when you reach the big victory pass, the old flower will eat your ball......"
After speaking, he accelerated under his feet, and disappeared in a blink of an eye, obviously afraid that Huang Shaohong would open his mouth to keep him.
Li Haoxi was surprised: "Seventh Prince, his old man, ...... this?" ”
Huang Shaohong took a sip: "What old man, it's an old fox, he thinks what I said is good, but he doesn't want to be this wicked person together, so let's go first, let us go to Yelu Chucai, this old guy is too treacherous!" ”
Hong Qigong, who was far away from here, suddenly sneezed, and scolded in his heart:
"It must be that little fat man scolding my old man, this one who has been cut a thousand times...... My old man decided to pass on his tricks, eat twenty dishes from him, and let him be a coolie to guard Xiangyang...... Or two tricks...... Or make a whole and make a hundred dishes? ”
Huang Shaohong immediately did not slack off, rode on the white horse that Li Mochou bought for him yesterday, and took two Daogu and Li Haoxi who rode donkeys, and headed in the direction of Xiangyang under the guidance of the earth dog.
On the way, Li Haoxi abandoned the car, changed horses and followed Huang Shaohong's side, if you want to say that he has beaten all over the south of the Yangtze River or something, it is foolish, but he is vigorous and skillful in bowing horses, and it is no longer a problem to ride a horse to keep up with everyone.
As he walked, Shen Tukai felt that something was wrong, and reminded: "Dao Chief, this is the direction to Xiangyang, are we chasing the wrong direction?" ”
Huang Shaohong smiled: "Fiction is real, reality is fiction, Mr. Yelu is playing psychological tactics with us, he must have heard that we were going to Xiangyang, so he deliberately ran in this direction, thinking that we would not chase this way, but he didn't expect that we had dogs!" ”
Two hours later, in a forest near Dengzhou, everyone found Yelu Chucai's family who were resting, and finally confirmed Huang Shaohong's statement.
Huang Shaohong rode on the horse and smiled at Yelu Chucai and hugged his fist: "Mr. Yelu, let's meet again, not far from Dengzhou is Xiangyang, are you going to Xiangyang for a trip?" Why don't we go together? ”
Yelu Chucai sighed lightly: "The Taoist knows the old man's difficulties, so why bother to force each other!" ”
Yelu Chucai's eldest son, Yelu Jin, took out a steel knife and shouted at Huang Shaohong: "You also said that my father has a great favor to you Han people, and now it is difficult for a strong man, what kind of hero is a hero, is this how you Han people repay their kindness?" ”
Huang Shaohong sighed lightly: "Mr. Yelu, you are boring as an official, why don't you do it with me, what benefits does Mongolia give you, how about doubling it on my side?" ”
After he said this, everyone looked at him in surprise, but he didn't expect that as soon as he opened his mouth, he would let the Mongolian prime minister use it for him, what did he want to do?
Suddenly, I heard a few chirps in the air, and the sound was clear, and I saw the two eagles rushing down from the top of their heads, and swooped towards Li Mochou, who was not far from him, with four wings blowing in the wind, only bringing gray sand flying all over the ground, so that everyone's crotch mounts were frightened.