Chapter 390: Drunk
Today, I heard that 'Iwasato Masao' was hospitalized with a cerebral hemorrhage, and I added a dish and drank two more cups in the summer, and I was a little dizzy when I coded the words.
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Yelu Chucai saw these Han people bowing and thanking, and his heart was full of emotion, and he hurriedly said: "You don't have to be like this, you are an official, but you just want to be worthy of your heart!" ”
After Hong Qigong got up, he laughed and said: "What a good one, just this sentence, the old flower is going to have a drink with you, a Mongolian official, today!" ”
After finishing speaking, he strode forward, stretched out his hand and grabbed Yelu Chucai's arm, as if he wanted to hold hands.
Those Mongolian soldiers subconsciously stepped forward to stop them, and when they were flicked by Hong Qigong, they flew with their tentacles, fell far away, and fell to the ground and broke their muscles and bones.
Huang Shaohong shouted loudly into the restaurant: "Big girl, come out to pick up guests...... No, it's a mending! ”
Li Mochou rolled her eyes and jumped out of the window, she was now afraid and speechless about this master, the one who shouted in her voice just now called herself like those dusty women.
If others call her that, she has already died one hundred and seventy or eighty times, and she can only get angry when she breaks her bones and scatters ashes, but this person is her nemesis.
After Li Mochou came out, his ears moved, but everyone who had a breathing and heartbeat made up for it one by one, venting all the grievances and grievances on these Mongolian officers and soldiers.
Yelu Chucai's family was stunned and chilled from the side, and said in their hearts, who are these people, why are men, women and children so strong!
Hong Qigong glanced at Li Mochou and smiled at Huang Shaohong:
"The female baby is more murderous, little fatty, since she is your big girl, just discipline it well, if you dare to kill innocents indiscriminately, don't blame Lao Hua for cleaning the door for you!"
Huang Shaohong pointed at Hong Qi and said fairly: "Stinky food, Dao Ye has put up with you for a long time, you are fat, your whole family is fat!" ”
Hong Qigong was not angry, he took Yelu Chucai's hand and walked towards the restaurant, and at the same time laughed and said: "I always call Huazi not fat no matter how much she eats, you say it's not strange!" ”
Yeluqi saw that Hong Qigong pulled his father and walked in, and after thinking about it, he still didn't dare to step forward to stop him, he also knew in his heart that more than 100 Mongolian elite soldiers were abolished, if people had the intention to kill people, who could stop them here?
Grabbed the eldest brother who wanted to step forward, and gave his sister a reassuring look, and the three brothers and sisters followed behind Yelu Chucai and Hong Qigong, and entered the restaurant step by step.
In the restaurant, it was empty, even the shopkeeper and Xiao Er had run away, leaving only Li Haoxi and them at a table.
Seeing Hong Qigong and Yelu Chucai walking in hand in hand, Li Haoxi hurriedly greeted him: "Old Gang Leader Hong, Mr. Yelu, come and sit here!" ”
Hong Qigong looked at Li Haoxi in surprise: "Boy, do you know the old flower?" ”
Huang Shaohong walked in at this time and said: "This is amazing, he is the son of Master Li, the Shangshu of the Criminal Department, who is known as the invincible opponent in the south of the Yangtze River, and the first ....... in the Central Plains."
Before he finished speaking, Li Haoxi hurriedly surrendered his hand and forgive: "The Taoist chief is merciful, before he went down, he let the people below fool him, sit in the well and watch the sky, I don't know the depth, I saw the master make a move today, the kid is honest, he can't even see the moves of the two of them clearly, he has beaten all over the south of the Yangtze River or something, and he will never mention it again!" ”
Huang Shaohong laughed, he saw that Li Haoxi didn't have much frustration on his face, and couldn't help but secretly praise this son's good temperament in his heart.
He pointed to Shen Tu Kai and said: "This is the chief catcher of the three provinces, the iron palm opens the tablet Shen Tu Kai, the seven princes, you beggars are mixed in the Great Song Dynasty, and you must be controlled by others!" ”
Shen Tukai also smiled bitterly and waved his hand, and then stepped forward and bowed to Hong Qigong:
"Qigong, your old man is in good health, the family teacher Zhang Wangchun, when the boy was young, he visited your old man once with the family teacher!"
Hong Qigong looked at him and suddenly said: "You are Zhang Wangchun's apprentice, I remember, when your master and apprentice came to Junshan that year, you were only ten years old, right?" ”
Shen Tu laughed and said: "It's ten years old, thirty years in the blink of an eye, the kid is already old, but your old man is still the same as he was at the beginning!" ”
Hong Qigong scolded with a smile: "Nonsense, isn't this hair all white, but speaking of which, it is younger than you!" ”
Shen Tukai could only smile bitterly.
Unexpectedly, Hong Qigong hadn't let him go, and when he pulled Yelu Chucai to walk in, he also quipped:
"Your master was the head catcher of the six doors back then, and his nickname was 'Iron Palm Opening Mountain', why did you become the chief catcher of the Three Mansions, and this nickname also became 'Iron Palm Opening Monument'?"
Shen Tu smiled bitterly: "The kid is not as good as the master and his old man!" ”
Li Haoxi asked Laifu to put the two tables together and invited everyone to sit down.
The cooks in the restaurant all ran away, but fortunately, the kitchen was full of materials, and there were a lot of cooked food, so Shen Tukai simply asked his subordinates who could cook to go to the kitchen to work, and it didn't take long to renovate a table of banquets.
In this kung fu Shen Tu Kai also commanded his men to go out to deal with the corpses of Mongolian officers and soldiers, these people are all caught in the six doors, these things are experts, immediately hire a car to hire a car, drag the corpse to drag the corpse, and deal with the aftermath very professionally.
On the banquet, Hong Qigong apologized to Yelu Chucai again and again, saying that he almost hurt the benefactor of the Han family, and Huang Shaohong was extremely impressed by the fact that Hua Zhizhi could correct his mistakes.
You have to know who Hong Qigong is?
It is one of the five uniques in the world, and it is the leader of the Taishang Gang of the world's largest gang of 'beggars'!
In the rivers and lakes, those who are similar to him in martial arts are not as high as his status in the rivers and lakes, and those who are about the same status as him are not as good as him in martial arts, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is the first person in today's martial arts.
After such a person knows that he has made a mistake, he immediately admits it, and he does not feel ashamed at all to apologize in front of so many younger generations.
is so free and easy, not only Huang Shaohong, but Yelu Chucai heard about Hong Qigong's age, and he couldn't help but admire, and he was much closer to each other, and there was less fear and alienation.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Huang Shaohong suddenly asked: "Mr. Yelu, I heard that you have resigned in Mongolia, I don't know if you have any plans next?" ”
Yelu Chucai put down the wine glass, pondered for a while, and then smiled bitterly: "The old man was afraid of all the heroes in the rivers and lakes before, so he told a lie......
He didn't hide it this time, and told the truth at the moment, it turned out that the Mongolian Great Khan Okotai died, and his son Guiyou succeeded to the throne, Guiyou was a drunkard, and he died in a short life after only three years of being the Great Khan, and now it is Guiyou's queen who listens to the government.
The queen squeezed out the generals and ministers of the previous dynasties, the government was very chaotic, and the prime minister Yelu Chucai was a veteran of the three dynasties and a hero of the founding of the country.
Yelu Chucai knew that he had offended the queen, and the lives of the whole family were in danger, so he put on a notebook, saying that the place was not quiet, and the minister must be sent to appease.
He asked for the order to go, and took his second son Yeluqi, third daughter Yeluyan and other close people to the south to find his eldest son Yelujin, named Xuanfu, in order to avoid trouble.
Hong Qigong's expression was solemn when he heard this, and he immediately said: "If Mr. Yelu is in any danger, the beggar gang, and even Jiangbei Wulin, will definitely go to Mr. Tang Huobao and my Han nationality to be very favorable!" ”
Yelu Chucai didn't take the words of such a Jianghu figure to heart, and only waved his hand and said: "The old gentleman is serious!" ”
After he finished speaking, he said that he was too old to drink more, so he said goodbye to everyone and went to rest at the back of the restaurant.
Although none of the elite Mongolian soldiers who escorted his family survived, his family still used servants and subordinates, all of whom were arranged in the room at the back of the restaurant.
When Huang Shaohong saw Yelu's family leave, his face was bitter, and he guessed that it was because he and Hong Qigong killed more than 100 Mongolian elite soldiers that they felt difficult to handle.
After Huang Shaohong came to the 'Condor World', he only regarded himself as a passerby at first, thinking about how to improve his strength.
However, after coming out of Zhongnan Mountain, he hurried for several days, and saw many atrocities of the Mongols on the way, although he was killed and solved by him, but he was unhappy after seeing the brutality of the Mongol Tatars against the Han people.
So his positioning of himself has also changed from a passer-by to a passer-by and unconsciously to something that he may be able to do for the world.
Now that he saw Yelu Chucai's family, he suddenly had a not very clear idea, and he needed to think about it and make a decision, but no matter what, he couldn't make this Mongolian minister return to serve with the Tartars.
After Yelu Chucai's family entered the backyard of the restaurant, the atmosphere in front of them became lively, Li Haoxi served Hong Qigong diligently, poured wine and cloth dishes, and did not have the shelf of everyone's son, but like a Xiao Si who was called.
Hong Qigong was amused, and finally stretched out his hand to stop: "Your father is the secretary of the criminal department, in charge of six doors, supervising all factions in the martial arts, speaking of which, the apprentices and grandchildren of the old man named Hua in Jiangnan are all managed by your father, and the old man Hua can't stand your eldest son to serve, if there is anything, you can just say it!" ”
Li Haoxi waved his hand again and again: "You are serious, how can my father manage the affairs of the people in the rivers and lakes, and the six doors will deal with the little thief or something, I just want to worship your old man as a teacher, learn martial arts from you, please take me as an apprentice." ”
After he finished speaking, he fell to his knees and kowtowed.
Hong Qigong stood up instantly, first poured Li Haoxi full of wine, then sandwiched the dishes as they were, and when he was done, he knelt on the ground and bowed to Li Haoxi.
Everyone can see that Hong Qigong is returning it as it is and refusing to accept the apprentices.
Huang Shaohong looked funny, and shouted loudly on the side: "Husband and wife worship each other, kowtow!" ”
Hong Qigong and Li Haoxi got up as soon as they fluttered, and the former rolled up his arms and sleeves and was about to scold, but before he could start scolding, Huang Shaohong shouted again: "Licheng!" ”
This time, even Li Mochou on the other table couldn't help but get up.
Hong Qi was too angry to bother with Huang Shaohong, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he said to Li Haoxi:
"You want to learn kung fu to find that little fat man, I see that you two are quite familiar, why bother to seek near and far, beg me to always be called Hanako!"
Li Haoxi's eyes lit up, and he turned his head to Huang Shaohong and smiled: "Fat man......"
"Fat uncle, your whole family is fat!"
Huang Shaohong was originally disgusted with the substitution of this shape, and only he knew how handsome he was, he thought it was unfair to the world!
Li Haoxi, who was partial, came to add to the blockage at this time, and he was so angry that he went up with a kick.
Li Haoxi didn't dodge, but said pitifully: "Dao Chief, Immortal Chief, for the sake of our fateful acquaintance, will you accept me as a disciple?" ”
Huang Shaohong is not afraid of being horizontal, he is afraid that this kind of rough man will be cute, and he will get goosebumps in an instant, and millet particles will fall to the ground.
Deng Shi shouted: "Don't say it, it's impossible to accept apprentices, it's good to go back and pass on your skills!" ”
As he was talking, Yeluqi and his sister Yeluyan over there set up their father, stayed bored and came out to drink with everyone, they didn't have a Mongolian official body, they didn't reject everyone like their eldest brother, and they didn't care about the identity of these Jianghu people, they talked and laughed from time to time, and mingled with everyone.
Hong Qigong bit the chicken leg in his hand and asked Yeluqi:
"Yelu boy, I see that you are the Quanzhen Sect, I don't know which of the seven sons of Quanzhen your master is?"
Yeluqi hugged his fists and said: "Senior Rongyu, the family teacher once explained, don't let me mention his old man's name!" ”
Huang Shaohong also tore a chicken leg, took a bite and said: "Do you still need to guess, just the seven stupid sons of Quanzhen Qizi, what good disciples can be taught, I think he has a good hand, his kung fu is pure, he must be the disciple of the old naughty boy Zhou Botong!" ”
Hong Qigong was surprised: "The old naughty boy has accepted apprentices? ”
Yeluqi heard Hong Qigong say that Huang Shaohong was a Quanzhen sect before, and saw that he had excellent martial arts, but now he saw him commenting on Quanzhen Qizi like this, and called him his master's nickname.
I thought he was a peer with the old naughty boy, although he heard the other party say that he had apostatized, but he still didn't dare to slack off on his predecessors.
Immediately got up and hugged his fists and said: "The family teacher is Zhou Botong, I don't know which senior in the Chongyang Palace is Your Majesty?" What should a disciple address? ”
Huang Shaohong immediately pinched his fingers and counted the seniority: "What's that...... When I didn't apostaly, I was a disciple of the true Zhao Zhijing, Zhao Zhijing was the apprentice of the Yuyang Ziwang Chuyi, you call the Wang Chuyi senior brother, then you should be the ...... of my uncle's ancestors."
Yeluqi was speechless for a while, and then was shocked: "Could it be that the Quanzhen Sect is so powerful?" Why are you so young and so young? ”
Huang Shaohong chewed the chicken leg in his hand, even the bone, and swallowed it, and then said, "Do you think it's possible?" Now Dao Ye has a finger to hang any of the seven sons of Quanzhen! ”
Li Haoxi heard what he said domineeringly, and immediately clapped his hands and praised: "Dao Chief, you don't spit out bones when you eat chicken, it's really powerful, just like my Shenwu general, you have domineering in your bones!" ”
Huang Shaohong became interested: "Which is General Shenwu?" Is this official position in the Great Song Dynasty? ”
Laifu was about to cover Li Haoxi's mouth, but after all, he was a step slower, and he heard his son-in-law say excitedly: "It's not an official, it's a Tibetan mastiff given to me by someone else!" ”
Everyone sprayed, and Hong Qigong couldn't straighten up with laughter!
Not far away, Li Mochou felt a sense of relief, only Hong Lingbo was not very old and had never gone to school, so he interjected and asked, "What is a Tibetan mastiff?" ”
Li Haoxi explained: "Mastiffs are dogs, they are ...... Dog ......"
Halfway through his speech, he saw that Huang Shaohong's face was blue, and he asked with concern: "Daoist, are you uncomfortable?" ”
Huang Shaohong shook his head expressionlessly: "It's nothing, it's just itchy hands!" ”
As he spoke, he stood up, and Shen Tukai, the chief arrester of the three mansions on the side, hurriedly dissuaded: "Dao Chief, my son-in-law is not deep in life, and he is innocent......
The corners of Huang Shaohong's mouth twitched, revealing a sneer: "Innocent and rotten 'face', right, I will make you unrecognizable to him for a while, just say it, the one who stops me will die!" ”
As soon as he grabbed Li Haoxi's neck, he flew out of the window, and landed on the roof of the restaurant on tiptoe.
Then everyone heard the sound of fists hitting flesh over their heads, accompanied by Li Haoxi's wail.
Laifu was so anxious that he stomped his feet: "Mr. Shen, old man Hong, you have to think of a way!" ”
Jeruqi stood up and said, "Otherwise, I'll go and see." ”
Hong Qigong waved his hand with a smile and said, "No, that kid knows in his heart, he won't kill him!" ”
Sure enough, a moment later, Huang Shaohong grabbed the innocent and rotten 'face' Li Haoxi and walked back, and the Yanai of the Shangshu family of the Criminal Department cried like a little daughter-in-law who had been subjected to domestic violence.
It is estimated that he also knew that he had said the wrong thing, and said vaguely: "Fight and fight, Dao Chief, you are angry, and you promise to teach me martial arts can't be counted!" ”
Hong Qigongxun asked about Huang Shaohong's rebellion, he had a righteous temperament, and he felt pleasing and satisfied with this little fat Taoist priest, but this one always felt like a fish in his throat.
If you don't ask clearly, you won't feel happy when you drink with Huang Shaohong!
Huang Shaohong didn't have anything to hide, so he embarrassed Zhao Zhijing because of Guo Jing's matter, and finally spoke up and lifted the lid on his master's dirty things, and told him about the left and the right.
After hearing this, Lao Zhaohua couldn't help but say 'hey': "I didn't expect that among Wang Chongyang's apprentices, there are such filthy people!" ”
After speaking, he picked up the wine bowl and said to Huang Shaohong: "Boy, I don't dare to do this in this matter, this point always makes Hua admire you, come and give you a bowl of wine!" ”
Huang Shaohong smiled and drank a bowl with him, and then he couldn't take it anymore, the restaurant owner ran away, and he didn't need money to drink, so the two of them could be a disaster.
This scene was delicious, and in the end, Huang Shaohong and Hong Qigong were a little drunk, and the two agreed that no one would use means or internal force to see who drank first.
As a result, Lao Yuhua was carried away by a few of Shen Tukai's subordinates, and Huang Shaohong was not much better, and was helped into the guest room at the back of the restaurant by Li Mochou and Hong Lingbo.
He hasn't been drunk for a long time, this time he didn't use his internal strength, and he didn't urge the power of qi and blood, Zhen'er Zhen'er was drunk once, and in his dream, Ji Yanran, Jianning, Laura, and even Zhao Zhi and Shanrou all appeared in front of him charmingly.
In the end, the graceful Long'er appeared in front of her with a smile, gently touched Huang Shaohong's forehead with her hand, and complained: "Xianggong, you are so greedy, you have found so many sisters!" ”
"Dragon!"
Huang Shaohong got drunk, called out, and pulled the dragon into his arms.
As a result, when he woke up the next day, Huang Shaohong, who thought that he had dreamed of spring without a trace, suddenly noticed that there was a silky soft, smooth and jade-like body in his arms, and he couldn't help but open his eyes suddenly.