There is a reason why things are strange.

The more we feel that things around us are strange, there must be something that confuses our eyes. In general, Brother Li and I have been worried about the zombie thing for too long, and although it is dangerous to solve, the final solution looks easy, probably because I haven't seen zombies hurt people, so I don't think zombies are very powerful, but I feel a little exaggerated.

"You said that zombies are very powerful, and I did see him invulnerable tonight, but I always felt that he was too brainless, and his death in the end was so simple." As I spoke, I thought back to what had happened before.

Brother Li glanced at me, as if he felt that I had no knowledge, and said in popular science: "Zombies are originally a kind of brainless killing machines, they are powerful, the zombies they dealt with just now also have two hundred years of burial, and their bodies can already be copper-skinned and iron-clad, even if the force of that Han Qianqiu's blow is so great, he will not take a step back from that zombie, which is enough to prove that he is powerful." But that's not all, the most important thing is that they didn't absorb human blood, otherwise they would have become even more powerful. But that zombie has been targeted by Chi Tingyuan in the end, so even if he comes out of the coffin, he won't do anything, that woman is too powerful. ”

Indeed, the reason why I think it's simple is because of Chi Tingyuan, and it's no wonder that I vaguely feel that the zombie side is the weak side, as if being played with in applause. Anyway, I don't know what the hell Chi Tingyuan is doing, I hope she won't come to me in the future, because I don't have any way to deal with her......

"I said a few words to the female ghost just now, she didn't have many words, but she was so powerful, if it wasn't for absorbing a lot of yang and yin energy to improve the strength of the ghost, then it was only because the resentment at the time of her death was too deep that caused the strength of the ghost to be very strong now. And what she does in front of us is a good thing, so the harmful things will definitely not be done, it will take at least a hundred years to absorb the yin qi to this point, judging from the modernization of her words, she estimates that it will be a maximum of ten years of death, so it can't be the absorbed yin qi, that is to say, yin qi and yang qi are not possible at all. Therefore, she must have died with great resentment! She helped you like this, and I can only think of one purpose, she probably wants you to help her get justice! "Brother Li is breaking down the affairs of Chi Tingyuan.

The words make sense, and they are indeed a reasonable explanation. What makes me wonder is that with Chi Tingyuan's strength, he can completely materialize into a human and use the means of ghosts and gods to avenge himself, why would Brother Li say that she wants to borrow my hand to avenge her? It's weird, so I want an explanation.

"It's not easy for ghosts to move people, if it's really as you think, ghosts can hurt people unscrupulously as long as they have the means, then the world has long been chaotic, and they who are a little smarter will not blatantly harm people, because that will not only let the people in the road destroy them, but at the same time, the ghosts below the underworld will also arrest them or eliminate them directly for the sake of the security of the world. Chi Tingyuan is smart, and he knows that he will definitely be punished by God if he messes around, so he has been doing good deeds. Presumably she had already looked for someone else before she looked for you, and now that she found you, it might have something to do with the fact that you were able to see ghosts, after all, she can't go to people as ghosts often. This matter is not a bad thing for you after all, as long as you help her, she will help you, and for you, you will have some reliance on the underworld. Brother Li continued.

I can understand that ghosts are not omnipotent in the end. Anyway, I can't understand what she's going to do, and it's useless to think too much, so forget it.

......

Day 2.

It took too much effort last night, and I slept very comfortably, but when I came together, Brother Li was next to me urging me to watch the news on my phone. You don't have to think about it to know that it's about the museum, and seeing him so excited must be something he can't think of.

"Last night, the museum was attacked by gangsters, several houses were burned, and many antiques were burned to the wasteland, but fortunately no one died. Q: Who did it exactly? No burned body was found on the burned pedestal, and there is a high probability that the dried body had been stolen...... Officially, it was said that there were gangsters who poisoned and stunned all the people in the museum and stole the corpses, but there were no traces left by others. ”

I read the local news on my phone, and it was full of eye-catching words, especially when someone saw zombies jumping on the national highway in the eastern suburbs, and if it wasn't the person he saw was drunk or dazzled. However, Tang Youshan is also a ruthless person, and he directly burned down several rooms in the museum, and lost a lot of things. There is a give-and-take, and it is not an exaggeration to be able to cover up the zombie thing and waste a little cultural relics.

"Aunt Zhang hooked up with Uncle Wang next door, and the two of them were bitten by snakes in the grove, do they have eyes or do snakes want to participate?"

“......”

I was watching the first headline of the local news, but Brother Li read the second headline, and I turned off my phone with a red face when I heard it.

The zombie thing started when I met Chen Shanyun and his wife, and now it is completely over, and the scar on the back of my head is healed, leaving a few empty spaces without hair. I'm already disabled, and I don't have any hair, or the hair in the back, it's a complete trifle, and it's not worth talking about.

After brushing my teeth and washing my face, I received a call from Han Fatzi, who said that he was already outside my community. He doesn't have my phone number, it seems that Tang Youshan gave me my number. Things are very messy in the museum now, Tang Youshan can't get out, it is estimated that he asked Han Fatzi to come to me. I'm not a person who likes to have people waiting, so I hung the cleaned ruler on the balcony and went down. The magic ruler stabbed into the zombie's belly last night, and although the sticky stuff on it had dried, it was still very dirty, and I couldn't accept it without washing.

"Brother Chen, here!" As soon as I left the community, a deep voice came to me, and I saw his fat body early, and I could see him so eye-catching without him talking.

This guy is already fat, but today he is wearing white loose clothes, and he looks like a polar bear, and his fat face still looks quite cute when he is not angry. Walking towards him, I was not a familiar person, so I seemed a little polite, "What are you looking for me?" ”

"Don't be so rusty, you don't look like you've eaten, let's go have a meal." As he spoke, he threw me a cigarette, and as soon as I took it with one hand, I saw the cigarette roll into the sewer, and I bent down and reached out to grab the indecent action in the direction of the fat man's crotch and stopped, and the atmosphere was embarrassing for a while.

I was very speechless, I was already embarrassed, and now this uncatchable action is even more embarrassing. I don't know where I got the courage, so I went directly to him and took the cigarette case in his hand, took one in my mouth and lit it, "Let's go." ”

After saying that, I got into the car, and Brother Li was next to me.

......

Han Fatzi took me to a Chinese restaurant, he didn't think about the embarrassing thing just now, but kept talking about last night's incident, and kept praising me for being amazing, and this product is quite funny, but he is a talent.

He lowered his voice, "I still remember what happened last night, hey, how did you say that zombies went from an ordinary corpse to invulnerability?" It's also too strange to be completely unscientific. ”

"If you were scientific, you wouldn't be able to encounter this kind of thing." I glanced at him and ate as soon as I was done. People are like this, if they are interested in something they have not seen before, they will be very curious as long as they see it. The fat man likes weird things, he saw zombies last night, and now he will be curious or not, but this guy doesn't have a little palpitation, and it's really surprising, even I was extremely reluctant to contact zombies when I knew that there were ghosts in this world, but he wasn't afraid at all. Sure enough, people with fat guts can quickly accept anything they encounter. I can't help but secretly say that the fat man is so fat, and his guts will definitely be very fat.

"Yes." In the face of my coldness, the fat man was much more easy-going, and he didn't complain at all, but said to himself, "If you have a chance in the future, you can let me see ghosts, but ghosts are not like zombies and are not beaten, even if they do, it's not fun." By the way, those ghosts are not very scary, will they get on the human body, just like ...... It's like the one in the novel who said to give up? ”

"Eat your meal."

I almost fell to the ground when I heard this, and I didn't have the time to explain it to him that much, because I didn't know much about it, so it wasn't that I was so cold, but that I had to do it. However, I am not a cold person, and asked, "The burning of the museum is not a trivial matter, will it be found on our heads?" ”

"Cultural relics also depend on the year and manufacturing skills, even if it is a rice jar left by ordinary people thousands of years ago, even if it is still the same, there is not much value...... Anyway, I can't say anything about this thing, the benevolent see the benevolent and the wise see the wise, and the people above attach great importance to this matter. But you can rest assured, the people above this matter will not spread such a serious matter, causing people to panic. Besides, to be able to do such a thing, it seems that the people who are investigating are not capable of us little civilians. The most important thing is that what we do is a good thing, the good are heaven and earth, even if the sky net is restored, it depends on whether people are not. "The fat man has a good way of talking, I can't imagine that he looks rough and can occasionally say crepe words, no wonder, after all, he is a person who works in a museum.

In my opinion, although the cultural relics are valuable, it is worth it compared to the zombies that cannot harm people's lives, after all, human life cannot be measured, and the society has not caused panic because of zombies, so it can be said that the loss of those cultural relics has sheltered the peace of Tai'an County. It's also the first time I've heard that Skynet is restored but not leaked, and leakage is also leakage of kind people......

"Look at other people, a fat man can say such a literary sentence, you also learn more from others, so that you can become more knowledgeable and pretend to be forked." Brother Li said on my side.

I:......

A big fat man has left me speechless, and now there is a ghost next to me, but what he said really makes it impossible for me to refute.