Chapter Forty-Six: Satisfactory
I really don't know the fat man, and it's none of my business that he knows himself, so I don't have much to say to him, so I seem cold. But that's also my personality, especially when I met such a fat man who could talk about it, I became less able to say it, and now it's completely become his talk show, I listened to him all the way from elementary school to college and then to society, and he can say so much to a person who doesn't reply to me, and he's really a talent, if he goes to the host exam, he will definitely be able to pass, and then he will become the fattest host in the country......
"I've heard a lot of ghost things since I was a child, and I've seen a lot of anecdotes about ghosts, ghosts come from the Shang Dynasty oracle bone inscriptions, and the ancient characters were monsters with big heads and human bodies at the beginning, are the ghosts you see really big heads?" The fat man said his archaeological skills, and he said a ghost word famously.
Brother Li said on the side: "This fat man believes in modern science too much, where is the literal understanding?" If the word ghost is used as 'return', it means 'where to come, where to return', that is, the meaning of where the vernacular text comes from and where to go, so the ghost was originally understood to be a person's left thoughts, between the 'return' thoughts, since ancient times there has been the word soul returning to the hometown, so you, the housing experience officer, is doing the right thing, most of the ghosts who die unnaturally will return to live for a long time, if the ghost has a little ability, it will cause harm to the relatives around without knowing it. Sometimes ghosts don't necessarily want to harm people, but they don't understand that they will hurt the people around them because of their existence, which is also the way people and ghosts are different. The yin qi of the ghost hurts people, and after the ghost hurts people, it is planted with evil fruits, so it will not be rewarded, which is also called 'good and evil will be rewarded in heaven, and it will come one day'. ”
Listening to Brother Li's words, I also used most of them to the fat man by the way, and this thing listened directly to Leng and praised me for being so powerful. I had no choice but to accept these compliments, after all, Brother Li is a ghost, and Han Fatzi can't see him and can't hear him, so I invisibly pretended to be a fork.
"You're pretty good at parroting, it's part of learning, that's good. Actually, I've been studying lately, and I've learned a lot about ghosts, but if you want to really understand, you still have to find a real Taoist book to read, and now I almost read one to verify whether it's true, it's too troublesome. Brother Li was talking.
This guy used to be a top student, and as a ghost, he also had to learn about ghosts, and he didn't know how many books he read while I was sleeping, and sure enough, there was no knowledge that was obtained for no reason.
After eating, I parted ways with Han Fatzi, and I don't have anything special to do now. Now Tang Youshan must be busy because of the museum, and I can't ask him to help me find out about Brother and Sister Li.
I now have money to make a living in Chang'an Avenue in the future, in the past I saw the façade of Liang Yue Wuyi asking the world, now his façade has been closed, and there is a red paper and black ink on the door with the words of Wang Pu transfer, it seems that he has finally learned a lesson from deceiving people, otherwise how can such a good business of cheating money not be done.
Although this is a good place, I don't want to rent a place where a scammer has lived, so I rented a small shop on Chang'an Street, 40 square meters, 3,000 a month, pay for a year in advance, I think I can rent it, and it is a one-time rent for three years. This is my land now, the small place is renovated quickly, there is a toilet and a second floor sleeping place, and there is an air conditioner, enough for me to live here while doing business.
As soon as I left like this, Aunt Zhou naturally felt uncomfortable with one less resident, but she let me go after I paid a month's rent, she was really a greedy person. I saw the python skin satchel in her hand, the small snake shadow is gone, Brother Li said that it is because the existence of animal ghosts is very short, and the python is big, and it is not easy to be able to exist after the success of making a leather bag in his own skin. It is precisely because of the dissipation of the python soul that this satchel is not as powerful to me as it was before, and it is estimated that it is my psychological effect.
It took a few days to decorate it, and I only brought a few sets of my own clothes with me, and there was no need to bring other things. It's not that I don't need it, but because my place is so small, everything has to be simple.
"Satisfactory."
Looking at my small shop, I am very satisfied, and the name of my store is satisfactory, which means that it is very simple.
I made a new spiritual seat for Brother Li, and placed it under the bed to worship, and there was only an office desk and a computer in the façade. The desk is necessary for the office, and the computer is for entertainment, watching movies, watching the news and playing games, and because I only have one arm, I can only play games that control the mouse, such as fighting the landlord.
The store I bought is different from other people's stores, because my store doesn't sell anything, and I don't directly state the service items and prices, so the reason why I do this is not my intention, but Brother Li's intention. This product is a person who does this business has to put on an unfathomable look, even people who don't believe it at first can't help but want to try whether I know some skills, this is his psychological warfare against customers.
"Brother Li, tell me about your sister, Sir Tang has time to come over tonight, it just so happens that I asked him to help you find your sister, and if you find me, I can tell her about you." I was bored watching ghost movies on my computer screen, which weren't scary to me because I saw ghosts every day. Ten days and a half have passed since the matter of the museum, and our affairs have not been found out at all, and now Tang sir has been able to put down the matter at hand, so he has time to come to me.
Recently, Han Fat came to me very diligently, chatting and chatting, we are all acquainted, and I don't have anything to say to him, just brag and smoke together, and I can't drink alcohol. This guy is also an interesting person, and when he saw that I was in the house business, he really wanted me to go to his house for one night to see if there were any ghosts in his house. But I'm afraid, this product gives me a good feeling for me, I'm really afraid that he is doing that or something, I don't know his big fat ass, cough~ I don't have the idea of being taken as a recipient, because that picture makes me can't bear to think about it......
Brother Li stretched out in front of the door, but unfortunately he didn't have a waist, took a deep breath and said: "My sister's name is Li Shuqing, she is as old as you this year, she is from Tai'an County, there is nothing to introduce." Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you my sister's name...... You know everything about me, you can just tell Tang Youshan. Alas~ I've been thinking about it for a long time recently, and I don't know if it's a good thing to tell her that I'm dead, and now my body has turned into a cup of ashes that no one cares about, if she knows that she has no relatives in this world, she doesn't know what she will do, I don't know if it will be uncomfortable......"
I've never heard him say so many questions, and I've been talking about why. However, Li Shuqing's name is good, and now that the two brothers and sisters are on different paths, he will think about it for sure. I was also very helpless about his body before, because I was not his relatives and friends, and I didn't say that I could claim the body if I claimed it, and I didn't have that much ability.
"Don't be so negative, at least let your sister know if you die, and you definitely want to see if your sister is living well, so that you will feel at ease, maybe you can go down there a long time ago?" It is true that Brother Li is a lonely ghost, but he still has the opportunity to go to the underworld. Because he is not a wicked ghost, he told me two days ago that he could sense that he was going down there soon, and that a ghost would come and take him down. This is an opportunity for him to be reincarnated, and being able to go down to the underworld proves that he can be reincarnated, he said that the reincarnation time of each ghost is different, and some ghosts are punished in the sea of swords and fire for a thousand years, and there are also those who can be reincarnated as soon as they enter the underworld, and the underworld is the fairest judgment of good and evil when all beings are human beings. Although some people are kind but die early, they will be treated well in the underworld, so that they can be quickly reincarnated as human beings. And the evil people may live ninety-nine years when they are people, but after entering the underworld, there are many punishments such as burning and frying.
I don't know much about the underworld, and Brother Li also knows it by virtue of his instinctive perception as a ghost.
"I don't know why, but the more I get ready to leave, the less I think about it, but now I'm scared, I'm scared, and I regret not wanting to leave after seeing her." Brother Li leaned against the wall a little bored, saying a little helplessly and casually.
This guy has been like this lately, and everything he looks at is very bland, like he doesn't know what to do when he is about to leave. In the past, he always wanted to find his sister, but now he suddenly has no mind, I really want to take out the magic ruler to flatten him, I don't know how to have such a mentality, I guess I haven't experienced this parting. But as far as I know, parting is painful, and he seems much more helpless and casual.
"You're called a slut, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, anyway, I'll give you a ride when you should leave, and I'll see your sister and tell her later." I spat on him.
He sat on the table, and was about to say something when a little guy with eyes came in the door, looking weak, like a programmer, but he had a lot of hair, which was not like it at all. He came over and helped the frame of his glasses and said, "Hello, boss, you, I want to be satisfied." ”
“......”
It's true that I'm here to be satisfied, but it's not as much as you want, it seems that you and he misunderstood the meaning of my store name. Looking at his appearance, he is a little weak and jerky, which can be seen in his words.
"Hello, please be seated." I sat him down and said, "How can I help you?" ”
There are a lot of ghosts and ghosts here on Chang'an Street, and I have a very clear store here, and most people will know that I am doing that kind of business, so he doesn't know what kind of satisfaction he wants, if he wants to live satisfactorily, I can help him.
He examined me, presumably seeing my missing shoulder, only slightly surprised. He looked around a little scared, as if he was afraid that someone would follow him, until he didn't notice anyone following him, and then said: "I've been dreaming about a female ghost lately, and she looks terrifying, I can't see her face all the time, I only know that she is terrible, her voice is scary, and she says let me return something to her...... At first I thought it was normal to dream about her, until I had a dream about her for seven days in a row, and I recently found a few people who didn't work, I wanted to know if you could help me? ”