"Are these clothes for me?" Li Xianyu is such a smart person, he immediately guessed the wolf ambition of the three women, and refused loudly: "What disguise, what three evil arts, are all deceitful, you just want to see my women's clothes." ”

"Womenswear is an art. With a goose egg face and a pretty face, the pretty right protector said excitedly.

Li Xianyu turned his head and looked at his sister who was standing with his hands in his hands, as if he didn't care about the bystanders: "Your idea?"

Ice Slag generously admits and gives his own explanation: "I've thought about it, of course, the charm ability is the best match for women. If you dress up as a woman, even if you show your charm in a grand manner, the people of the Aoki family will not associate it with you. They wouldn't have thought that Li Xianyu not only did not die, but also became a woman. ”

became a woman......

Li Xianyu shuddered fiercely, this sentence was too lethal for a straight man.

"I don't know women's clothing, this is my most basic bottom line as a man, sister ....." Li Xianyu took a deep breath and said aggrievedly: "Mom, you are too embarrassed for me, did you want a daughter at the beginning, but accidentally gave birth to me with a handle?"

This sentence was equally lethal to the ice slag, and a layer of goosebumps bulged up on her smooth back like jade.

Thinking on the side of the big eagle sister and the right protector, she endured it and said lightly: "Just this time, I won't force you in the future." ”

Li Xianyu sneered: "There are only zero and countless times in women's clothing. ”

"If you think about it, this is the first time you've worn women's clothing. ”

Li Xianyu was stunned for a moment, thought about it seriously, and then his expression and body froze.

The corners of his mouth under the ice slag mask twitched: "Remembered?"

Maybe maybe it really is..... Not for the first time.

Li Xianyu remembered that in the distant past, not long after he was in elementary school, at the age of seven or eight, on a weekend when his adoptive parents were out, he and his sister were playing at home, playing and playing, and the ice slag dragged him into the room, turned out the princess dress, hairband, butterfly hairpin...... even coaxed him into dressing up as a girl.

Behind every cute boy, there is a mother or sister who likes to look at his women's clothes.

In the afternoon, the adoptive parents came back and found that their son was missing, and looked again..... Oh, what a cute little girl, who are you?

Later, my adoptive mother also said that my family's salted fish are dressed up, and there is really nothing wrong with girls.

This unhealthy atmosphere was immediately stopped by his adoptive father, who scolded Bing Slag for the first time, who is his adoptive father, a ballroom bastard, a straight man of steel, how can he tolerate this kind of thing.

As a result, the door to the new world that Li Xianyu had just opened was forcibly closed by his adoptive father.

But after this incident, the adoptive father realized that his son was too delicate and not manly enough, for fear that his son would be really crooked in the future.

At that time, gay scenes appeared frequently in American dramas, and there were even many-themed movies on the Xiangjiang side. Influenced by it, in the Shanghai market at the end of the 90s, culture was no less scarce than it is now.

Later, in Li Xianyu's growth process, his adoptive father intentionally or unintentionally instilled in him that a successful man should have a Jing'an Maggie Cheung in his left hand and a Xuhui Lin Qingxia in his right hand.

Years later, the son really didn't go crooked, and he became a bohemian humanoid self-propelled cannon and a mobile piledriver.

The above is Li Xianyu's approximate family background and growth environment in the past 20 years.

Thinking of the past, Li Xianyu glared at the ice slag viciously: "After so many years, I still have a thief's heart and don't die." ”

"I didn't, don't wronged me. "Ice slag doesn't admit it.

But the only pair of eyes that were exposed were no longer as calm as before, flashing with a little excitement and expectation.

has always been suspected by her parents of being a robot, and her daughter will not be interested in anything except travel, but in fact, her real habit is: looking at her younger brother's women's clothes!

The next process is the exclamation of the right protector, as well as the various strange laughter of the eagle girl.

Li Xianyu's facial features are already delicate, and the outline is relatively soft among men, and the only particularly masculine thing is the thick sword eyebrows, which are heroic.

The first thing the right protector does is to trim his eyebrows.

"Actually, the best thing to do is to get an eyebrow tattoo. The Right Protector said.

"Semi-permanent, hassle-free. "Ice slag suggests.

"I think willow eyebrows are good, or straight eyebrows. The eagle girl said.

"What a semi-permanent, you say it clearly, don't move my eyebrows, don't you say it's just makeup, what the hell is semi-permanent. Li Xianyu was shocked.

His words were automatically ignored by the three women.

In this way, the right protector happily drew the shape of the eyebrows according to his face shape, and then removed the miscellaneous hairs, and then pinched a three-yuan needle and carefully poked it, coloring the milk....

After a closer look, he found that the right protector was more delicate than he imagined, with just the right goose egg face, soft facial features, rippling waves in his eyes, and a small mouth with lip balm flashing color.

There is a peculiar smell of perfume on the body, and you can't smell the brand, but the price is definitely high.

Half an hour later, the so-called semi-permanent eyebrow shape came out, which is the kind of slender eyebrows that the heroine in TV series is standard with, with a sharp arc at the tip of the eyebrows.

Li Xianyu: "......"

Pulling out the cold in his heart, the eyebrows that he was most satisfied with on this face were gone.

"I'll be able to grow back, right?"

"No, permanently. ”

"Then I'll cut off the flesh on both sides and let it grow back. Li Xianyu said fiercely.

After another half an hour, the makeup is complete.

In the mirror, a face that captivates the country and the city, wears black contact lenses, a shiny wig, a melon seed face, bright eyes, a straight nose, and a ruddy mouth.

Clear water out of hibiscus, natural carving.

Blink a few times, and the false eyelashed eyes fluttered.

"Not bad, super beauty. The right protector clapped quietly, this sense of accomplishment of giving birth to a super beauty in his hands is indescribable, and he is very satisfied.

Ice slag's eyes were shining.

Lu Xun once said that the greatest, most permanent and most universal art in China is that men pretend to be women.

Li Xianyu comforted himself so much in his heart.

"Costume change, costume change. The big eagle girl excitedly put the pleated skirt and off-the-shoulder shirt on the table.

"You can't wear this kind of clothes. Li Xianyu rolled up his trousers and showed them his big hairy legs: "Can you wear them?"

"Hair shaved. The eagle girl said.

"It's not good to shave, which stunning beauty's calves are as muscular as mine?"

"It's also oh....." The eagle girl was suddenly disappointed.

In all fairness, Bing Slag also prefers short skirts and other outfits, but he does not deny that what Li Xianyu said makes sense. She dragged her chin with one hand and thought, "You can wear a long skirt, or long pants." The body must not be exposed, and it is better to have another choker to block the Adam's apple. ”

“choker。 Li Xianyu was at a loss.

The right protector quickly solved his puzzles, and the choker is the collar, a lady's decoration that has become inexplicably popular in the fashion industry in recent years.

“......”

The big eagle girl squatted on the edge of the wardrobe, pouted her little buttocks, rummaged for a while, and didn't forget to chatter: "You are too tall, ordinary women's clothes don't match you, let me look for it...."

In a moment, she retrieved a set of clothes from the closet.

Black women's breeches, boots of the same color, a white T-shirt on the top, and a short women's trench coat.

It's British.

Looking at his beautiful self in the mirror, Li Xianyu had a thought in his mind: Who am I? I am the most beautiful flower of the Li family.

I am the most beautiful in the harem group.

(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻

"Well, I'm just going abroad, and it's a good set. Ice Slag expressed satisfaction.

This dress is suitable for tall women, and Li Xianyu wears it on her body to match it extraordinarily.

"It's too small, it's tightly dressed. Li Xianyu frowned.

"Go back and let the Right Protector take you to the city to pick it up, now it's just a sample. After Bing Slag finished speaking, he frowned: "I always feel that something is missing." ”

The eagle girl looked up and down, dazed: "There's nothing missing, I think it's perfect." ”

The right protector and the ice slag glanced at each other, and the former's heart moved: "There is no chest." ”

Li Xianyu: "....."

Eagle Girl: "....."

Li Xianyu was frightened in his heart, and said in his heart that it was not normal for me to be a dignified man without breasts?

The eagle girl lowered her head and looked at her broad chest on both sides of the tide, and her heart was filled with sour sadness.

"One thing I have to make clear is that you can't take pictures, and you can't take videos. This time it's over, forget about the process of my women's clothes, rot in the stomach, don't pass it on. Don't let my grandmother know. Li Xianyu was solemn.

"Why can't you let your grandmother know. Sister Da Diao asked rhetorically, she thought women's clothes were very fun, but in Li Xianyu's eyes, it might be a very shameful thing, so she could understand. But what is the matter with this level of unequaled war spirit.

"Nonsense, I'm going to be beaten to death. Li Xianyu said.

If grandma knew that her only heir was so beautiful, it would be like a mother finally seeing her son leading his girlfriend home, and when she opened the door, she was a cute boy!

"Let's go, go shopping, and let others see my masterpiece by the way. The right protector grabbed Li Xianyu's arm and half-pulled and half-dragged out of the door.

At that time, all the Dharma Protectors were gathering outside in a big cave to have breakfast, and they were very clean, which was the eggs boiled in the dog broth last night, a large pot of eggs, with millet porridge and pickles. and a large pot of braised beef.

Niu Protector pinched the egg in his left hand and held the porridge in his right hand: "Nonsense, I won't go to Japan to make films, although I usually don't care about being watched by you when I mate, it doesn't mean that I am willing to let my concubines be watched by men all over the world." ”

Hu Yan was peeling eggs, and when he heard this, he looked up at him: "You are wrong, my real selling point is you, the film is oriented to Europe and the United States, your muscles are in line with their aesthetics, as for your concubine..... I believe that no normal man would be sexually interested in a heifer. ”

The cow protector said, "Then why don't you let the rat protector go?" ”

Hu Yan said in a deep voice: "A mouse like a calf..... I'm making romance films, not horror films. ”

"Then ..... you" As soon as Niu Protector's words came out, the egg in his hand suddenly fell on the table, and he looked behind everyone stupidly.

Hu Yan, Monkey Protector, Rat Protector, Left Protector and others turned their heads in unison.

"Bang", "Bang"

Eggs fell on the table, and chopsticks fell on the table.

At the exit of the road, there is a beautiful woman who sinks into the fish and geese, she is tall and tall, her eyes are good, even if she just stands without making an expression, she can let people appreciate all the moving beauty of the event.

She also has the same beautiful eagle girl by her side, the right protector, and even the emperor!

But compared to her, these women are vulgar fans.

Hu Yan muttered: "There is a beautiful woman in the north, peerless and independent, looking at the city, and then looking after.... Pour my heart. ”

Others:

"Oh my God!"

"Goddess!"

"Let's get married!"