When Li Xianyu and the monkey protector returned to the base camp, outside the cave, several little demons were burning a fire, and a large cauldron was set up on the bonfire, the white mist was steaming, and the rich aroma of meat was wafting far away.

Of course, it's not a boiled dragon protector, although the snake meat is delicious, but the bad people are the protectors of the law, loyal, and the ice slag is reluctant to cut off his own arm. Of course, if she had been sitting on the whip at that time, the outcome might have been different.

The pot is boiling a big dog, depending on the size, it should be a dog breed such as a black back or a golden retriever. Teddy Corgi, a pet dog with little meat on its body, is not qualified to serve on the table.

The Dharma protectors sat around the pot, staring at the dog meat that floated in the pot with peppers and spices.

In the open space not far away, the dragon protector rolled around uncomfortably, the upper body was a human, and from the waist, it was a snake body. At this time, the body of the snake, which was more than three meters long, was tied with seven or eight knots. The dragon protector rolled a few times, twisted his body a few times, and the knot was untied.

The eagle girl squatted aside, and every time the knot was untied, she would tirelessly re-tie the knot.

"Don't you solve it, I'm tired of you, I'm tired, I'll eat dog meat later, don't be tired, I can't grab meat." The eagle girl complained.

"But I'm uncomfortable, I can't help it, someone tied your hands and feet, aren't you uncomfortable?" The dragon protector frowned and pouted his red lips: "A stinky man with no conscience, he fled for his life, leaving me to be punished." ”

Ying Ying glanced at Li Xianyu who came over, and saw him licking his lips and sitting by the pot, all his attention was attracted to dog meat, but he ignored her, the object that almost knew the roots.

Qi said: "I'm just blind, and I think he is very charming." ”

"Little hoof, after watching a few palace fighting dramas, I thought about climbing Li Xianyu's bed. The eagle girl knocked her a few chestnuts, "I want to take the opportunity to step on the head of me and the right protector of the Dharma." I really thought I could be the imperial concubine. ”

"I didn't. The Dragon Protector defended himself and said aggrievedly: "Don't you smell it, his smell is very charming." ”

"I smell it, so what, do you want to strip yourself naked and send him to the door to let him sleep?"

"Why not?"

“.....”

There is a conflict between the three views of human beings and aliens, and the eagle girl has long been used to it, so she doesn't argue and diverts the topic: "Even so, you can ask the emperor for instructions, why bother to make your own opinions." said that he was willing to be a maid for Li Xianyu, and the emperor would definitely agree. And not like it is now..... It also burdens me. ”

The emperor didn't boil the snake soup, but tied eight knots on the dragon protector's body, and then let the eagle girl watch from the side, and continued to tie the knots until dawn.

Although there was no substantial harm, it was very uncomfortable.

"I'd rather be beaten by the emperor, and the long pain is better than the short pain. The dragon protector snorted and chirped: "But the old lady is uncomfortable to death." ”

Dog meat has to be boiled, and the longer it is boiled, the more flavorful it becomes, and the cow protector carries a basket of eggs and walks back from the stream, the bamboo basket is still dripping. It seems that he is going to cook the dog meat and boil the eggs in the soup.

I'm pretty good at getting by.

"Our Ten Thousand Demon Alliance is so poor?" Li Xianyu hugged Hu Yan's shoulder.

"Poor. Hu Yan frowned: "The two thousand three hundred bloodlines of the Ten Thousand Demon Alliance are scattered all over the country, and people eat horses and chew horses, and they spend money every day. ”

"I remember that you did a pretty good job in the custom business. ”

"The sisters in the custom industry have to spend money themselves, and besides, the heterogeneous club is only open to bloodborne, and the number of bloodlines is limited, so the money they can earn in a day is actually not much. I do have a club for ordinary people, but the most prosperous areas of the economy are cracking down, and I can do it secretly, what kind of tricks can I make?"

"There is no shortage of money in the bloodline, you can raise the price, the human beast is still very exciting, and the fox demon ladies are playing, it should be no problem to raise the fee. ”

"It's already the price of gold and diamonds. ”

He was worried about this matter, thinking that if he couldn't complete the task assigned by the emperor within the time limit, he would run outside to avoid it, and wait for the emperor to get angry and come back, although he didn't know where he made her angry.

The gold inlay is not done, in fact, you can try to raise the price of B.

Li Xianyu frowned: "But you don't talk about the lack of money every day, in your current state, you can always be satisfied with eating and drinking." ”

Hu Yan looked at him like a fool: "Such an organization has no dreams. I'm going to build a business empire for the Demon Alliance, just like Treasure Ze. I have analyzed that the reason why Baoze has been able to grow rapidly is because of its terrifying speed of attracting gold. Money can do anything, from ancient times to the present, money has always been an indispensable and important condition for people who do great things. If you have money, you can recruit troops and buy horses, if you have money, you can buy weapons, and if you have money, you can develop all kinds of advanced equipment. ”

"You solve the financial problems first, Granny Pig is still waiting for you in bed. ”

The nonsense wilted at once.

"I've thought about it for you," Li Xianyu took the beer thrown by Niu Protector, took a bite, and took a sip: "The most profitable industry, well, I mean in the absence of technology and resources." It is nothing more than yellow (river crab) gambling (river crab) poison. ”

Hu Yan was silent, and he didn't need Li Xianyu to say that he could think of it. He has been running the custom industry, and there are also several gambling houses in Myanmar and Thailand, and as for the country, the Ten Thousand Demon League just opened a few underground casinos last month.

In terms of drugs, we have not yet started to operate. This thing needs to consider the source and market, and ordinary people can't reach it. Moreover, among the three evils of life, poison is an industry that even bloodline organizations are cracking down.

"In fact, there is a way to make money, low investment, high return. After Li Xianyu finished speaking, he whispered: "But I want to take 30% of the shares." ”

"Thirty percent for an idea?" Hu Yan glanced at him.

"Because it's easy to make money. ”

"Tell me about it. ”

"You agree first. ”

"Make a film, make more money by making a film, do you know, there is no shortage of male and female actors, we have no shortage of demons, you only need to invest in equipment in the early stage and hire a few professional photographers. It will be very easy to set up the team. ”

"We have a core advantage that others can't match, that is, there are many species, and the theme is definitely a big hit..... You see, Beauty and the Beast, Handsome Guys and the Beast, Beast and the Beast. ”

Hu Yan looked at him stunned: "Where did you get this idea?" ”

"I just watched the monkey protector mating with his concubine. ”

"But the state prohibits it so strictly..."

"The horizon is too shallow, the world is so big, why should we focus on China. It's great in Japan, but it's also great in Europe and the United States. In the future, if you become bigger and stronger, you can also build a special website. ”

Hu Yan was silent for a moment, thinking, thinking, his eyes getting brighter and brighter.

"That's a good idea. ”

"Yes, it's really safe and risk-free. And the upfront investment is not large. Hu Yan had a smile on his face, and his eyes widened slightly, "But if you want money, ask your mother directly.... Or else. ”

Li Xianyu waved his hand.

You don't understand, I make money to support the harem group of the loser, and I can't let the ice slag know about this.

"Did the cat next to me sleep? A cold voice sounded behind the two of them.

The two men fried their hair at the same time, goosebumps bulging on their backs.

Li Xianyu beeped quietly: "I'm not good at that." ”

Speaking of which, he doesn't know what happened to his harem group, the widows are all dead, and the harem group won't go home after the salute like the second senior brother.

It makes sense that he would think so, of course Thunder Zhan Ji stayed in Baoze, it was a big deal to return to the original state, Cuihua and Huayang gathered together because of him, and Huayang might return to Yunguan as the master.

Cuihua's words will probably return to its hill and spend one year after another silently as before.

"That stupid girl who lost her feelings doesn't know what to do, and if she can save it. Li Xianyu thought to herself.

Thinking of Sanwu and his heart, I felt bad for a while, what should I do to save you.

"I don't believe it. When the eagle girl who dragged the dragon protector over heard this, she scoffed: "That cat is good, beautiful, and clingy, will you not sleep?"

"Believe it or not. Li Xianyu rolled his eyes.

He didn't care about the great god behind him, they had been together for twenty years, and they were very familiar with each other's personalities, ice slag.... She's used to it anyway.

In those years, the women that my brother slept with could go around the neighborhood together.

"Speaking of which, the women around you are all superb. "Nonsense.

"But not as good as you. The Rat Protector beeped quietly.

"Dinner tonight, roast bamboo rats. Li Xianyu was furious.

"That's right. Ice slag said lightly.

"I'm not a bamboo rat. The rat protector beeped quietly again.

"You're still talking. Li Xianyu picked up the stone and threw it over.

For a straight man, the saddest thing in the world is not the woman who covets you, but the woman who covets you!

"Aren't they fighting? "The right protector is curious.

"Why are they fighting. Li Xianyu asked rhetorically.

"That's what it does on TV. The eagle girl said.

The right protector and the eagle girl have been deeply poisoned by the palace fighting drama recently, and they feel that so many women are getting together, and there will definitely be intrigues.

"So I didn't touch any of them. Li Xianyu snorted twice: "What do you think, a group of women fighting for a man?"

"Palace fighting drama. ”

"Then what if each of these women is very strong, and can even hammer that man. ”

"Fantasy drama. ”

"Doomsday survival drama. ”

"Disaster movie. ”

Several Dharma protectors said one after another.

"You know how witty I am, I can't control it. Li Xianyu said what was in his heart.

Grandma doesn't like Thunder Battle Queen, and before he eats Grandma, he won't make substantial progress with Thunder Battle Queen, because Grandma takes bloodline very seriously. And if the relationship is confirmed, you have to be responsible, and the worst may be to turn your face with your grandmother.

And Cuihua is very careful, the cat is very possessive, maybe she will join forces with her grandmother to squeeze out the war queen.

When the dog meat is ready, the Dharma Protectors bring their own large bowls, and the left Dharma Protector cuts the meat and divides it piece by piece. The two little demons who contributed to the fire also had a part.

The monkey protector thief essence, who ate his own to steal the rat protector, was bitten by the other party's two front teeth.

Because the body was knotted and couldn't stand up, the dragon protector lay on the ground, put it in a basin in front of him, and was ridiculed by everyone as a pet dog.

"It's not bad to stay in the Ten Thousand Demon League. He thought to himself.

Although these guys who mate at every turn give him a headache, they are simple, joy, anger and sorrow are shown on their faces, they don't like you just don't like you, and they just pout their butts and wag their tails if they want to stammer. Even the covetous eyes are not hidden.

Headache, but not tired.

But this is only a temporary calm, the future is long, and the auspicious and unpredictable are unpredictable.

"If Li Peiyun knew that his dog-headed military advisor was now my man, he would probably vomit blood. Li Xianyu laughed.

"Not really, I'm just a partner in his eyes. Hu Yan shook his head.

After the Dharma protectors finished eating the dog meat, Li Xianyu quietly gave the ice slag a look.

The siblings walked deep into the mountains and came to the top of the mountain. Look side by side at the rows of houses at the bottom of the mountain.

"Is the way of carving the Dharma Protector and cultivating the Taoism and Buddhism?" asked Li Xianyu casually.

"Yes. Ice Slag nodded.

"......" What else does this make me say.

So, he said dryly, "I don't believe it." ”

Ice Slag glanced at him lightly, with smugness hidden in his eyes.

Little Red Guy, you're still fighting with me, your sister will always be your sister.

"Believe it or not. ”

"I know you brought her back to life, and she was going to be at the end of her life. Won't you explain this matter to me?" Li Xianyu frowned.

Ice Slag blinked, "I don't know what you're talking about, I just sent her a piece of Evolution Meat." It's none of my business to rejuvenate, she started the second spring of her life by herself. ”

Li Xianyu, who dug a pit and accidentally buried himself, gritted his teeth: "If I can't beat you, I will..."

"What?" the ice slag said coldly.

"I'll give you a little apple. Li Xianyu smiled flatteringly.

He sighed: "You don't have to hide anything in your heart, who can I not believe it, but know that my sister and grandmother are the most trustworthy." ”

"Is my sister more credible, or is my grandmother more credible?" she asked.

You're really good at getting to the point, so it's no wonder you haven't been able to get a high score in reading comprehension in junior high school.

Li Xianyu complained in his heart.

The meat of evolution obviously does not have the effect of rejuvenation, so how does the ice slag do it?

Li Xianyu had a slightly bold guess in her heart, but her sister refused to say it, and it was okay, she would find a way to talk again in the future, or dig it out slowly.

"Those foreign forces are very weird. Ice Slag said suddenly.

Li Xianyu didn't react.

"Kill your grandmother. ”

"Oh, I know. Li Xianyu nodded: "Their motives are very puzzling. The broken things more than a hundred years ago, my grandmother didn't bother to care about it anymore, and they didn't go far to the ocean to kill it, but they organized it. The purpose is just to kill my grandmother?"

"In a few days, it's going to be the European and American leagues, and it's in Germany. Ice Slag said, "You go and investigate the family behind them by the way." ”

"What about you?"

"I still have things to do. ”

"Okay, but you'll have to arrange for a few Dharma protectors for me. I have to hide my identity, I can't use the methods of the past, and the slime is still half-dead. If I encounter danger alone, I am afraid that I will not be able to deal with it. ”

The harem group is not around, without grandma and Huayang pressing the array, Li Xianyu himself is at most a powerful top S-level, and if he really wants to encounter a big scene, it is actually a little not enough to see.

The absolute learning learned from Baoze colleagues cannot be used, and the characteristics are too obvious. The same goes for the Sword of Qi. Thinking about it, I feel that there is no way to deal with the enemy except to beat people with my fists.

His resurrection effect didn't seem to work on the slime, it entered a deep dormancy, and during this time, Li Xianyu didn't use qi and essence blood to nourish it.

The Black Water Spirit Bead was gone, and he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to suppress the slime, so it was sleeping just right.

"There's very little I can do at the moment, but I can use my charm ability. Li Xianyu said.

Those foreign forces who have seen his charm ability have all been wiped out, and besides, there is only one abstinence. It doesn't matter if he quits sex, even if he finds out, he will contact him quietly in private and let him keep it a secret.

Then there's the Aoki family, who know that I got the Ancient Demon Relic, but they don't know that I devoured it.

In addition, Li Xianyu is already dead, and even the Black Water Spirit Bead has been inherited by the little Taoist priest of the Shangqing faction, so he is preconceived, even if he sees a bloodline with charming ability, he should not think of himself immediately.

The charm ability is not exclusive to the Aoki family, and it is not too rare to have a bloodline with a similar ability around the world.

But there are still some risks, because his charm is too strong.

"By the way, the secret of my resurrection can be told to people you trust. ”

"Is there anyone else you trust but me?"

Sister, your words are too arrogant, not in line with your personality.

"I mean Huayang Cuihua. ”

"Then let them follow you, so that everyone in the world knows that there is a mysterious person who has inherited the harem group of the Li family?"

"Oh, it's not a harem group, it's embarrassing. ”

"Grasp the point of my words. Ice slag kicked him away.

Li Xianyu crawled out of the bushes and plucked the leaves on his head, "There is another matter, are our parents bloodborne?" ”

"Yes and no. Ice Slag asked rhetorically.

"Lao Li, a rabbit cub, can't lie to me for twenty years. ”

He kicked into the bushes again.

.....

The next morning, as soon as Li Xianyu finished spitting, Da Diao Mei and the Right Protector hurriedly entered his room, and then dragged him to the right Protector's room.

"The emperor said that he would give you a disguise. "How did the eagle girl explain on the road.

When he came to the boudoir of the right protector, the ice slag was in the room, standing with his hands in his hands, waiting for him.

"It's time to change your outfit. Li Xianyu nodded at her, her face is too famous, and she definitely can't show her true face.

"Hey, makeup, I don't need that, I have a skin mask in my wallet. Li Xianyu was pressed to the dresser of the right protector, and he said, "Sister Da Diao, you go to my room to help get it." ”

"The human skin mask is easy to see, but the makeup is not, have you ever heard of the three major evil arts in Asia? The right protector's eyes were shining, and his pretty face was red, "Let me teach you how to make up today." ”

Li Xianyu couldn't understand why she was so excited.

The human skin mask will indeed be seen, and the kind of plot that changes a person when it is covered and no one can see it is nonsense in the TV series. Even today's most advanced artificial skin can't hide the eyes of those who care.

But makeup doesn't, the person is still the same person, but the face is no longer that face, makeup is so magical.

"That's fine, in fact, I've always been dissatisfied with my appearance, you help me make a handsome, masculine kind. To be swordsman-eyed and heroic. Li Xianyu was talking, when he suddenly saw the big eagle girl digging out a set of pleated short skirts and women's off-the-shoulder shirts from the wardrobe of the right protector.

"Ask for bean sacks, what are you going to do?" Li Xianyu chuckled in his heart.