He was dead when I was very young. I haven't even seen him in person. At that time, my brother was still young, and now I guess I can't even remember what he looked like. Qing Huizi said softly.

"What about the cause of death?" grandma sighed faintly in her heart, although she was very disgusted with the evil seeds of the Shangqing faction, it seemed that in recent generations, the descendants of the Li family were very short-lived.

Li Wuxiang was twenty-six years old when he died, and he died young. The Shangqing faction, according to the age of Danyunzi's brothers and sisters, died before the age of 30.

Not to mention Li Xianyu, 20 years old is the best flower season in a person's life, and he can no longer die young, he died young, died in infancy.

She hugged her knees, her graceful chin against her knees, her eyes were far away, empty, and her pupils reflected the undulating green mountains, "My dad left the Shangqing faction, and it is said that he is going to do a big thing." Before leaving, tell my mom that it will be two years or five years, and I will be back. If you can't come back, don't wait for him. ”

As a result, it was twenty years since he left, and everyone thought that he was dead, otherwise, how could he not come back. ”

Event?

Grandma frowned, and said in her heart that you are just a small sin, what can you do? Those who can do great things are my great-grandchildren.

"What about your mother?"

"Later, my mother went wrong in her practice, went mad, injured her origin, and her body became weaker and weaker, and she died after a few years. I was thirteen years old. The real person in charge said that she was in a hurry and secretly practiced forbidden arts. Actually, I knew she wanted to go to my dad. ”

The brother and sister also asked the poor grandmother, "What big deal?"

Qing Huizi shook his head: "I don't know, I was just born at that time." When I grew up, I asked my mother, and when my mother mentioned him, she shed tears, and gradually, my brother and I didn't dare to ask. Later, when my mother died, the real person in charge of the sect revealed a message to us. He said that my father was in a hurry, and my mother would not let him go, and the two had a big quarrel, and even a fight. ”

"Oh. ”

Grandma didn't ask much, she was just curious about the cause of the death of the evil seed, and asked casually, and she had no intention of going deeper.

"Are you almost done, if you're done, come back with me, maybe you can eat snake meat." ”

Li Xianyu sat on a tree branch, his fingertips holding a cigarette, and the full moon hung high above his head. On the night of mid-November, just a few days after the beginning of winter, the mountain wind was already a little cool.

In the grass under the tree, the monkey protector gasped: "The emperor is too partial, I don't know if I haven't read a book, the prince is guilty of the same crime as the common people." Why only punish the snake protector, just because you are her son? ”

Li Xianyu is the emperor's son, and this matter is basically hammered. He himself admitted it.

"Thank you for your dedication to assisting my mother, we will be our own people from now on. ”

Above, Li Xianyu said this in person in front of the Dharma protectors. And the emperor did not deny it.

Li Xianyu's status was suddenly different, the emperor saved him, if it was just for the sake of the origin of the flesh of evolution, then Li Xianyu was at most an ally.

This is completely different from the emperor's biological son, he will become the prince of the Ten Thousand Demon League and the only heir of the Ten Thousand Demon League. These Dharma protectors are all Li Xianyu's subordinates.

Based on this reason, just now, the dragon protector twisted the waist of the water snake and secretly climbed onto Li Xianyu's bed.

Li Xianyu was bad, knowing that the ice slag was next door, and deliberately said: Be my whip and move by yourself.

As soon as the dragon protector climbed on his waist, before he could sit down, he carried out the angry ice slag, and ordered his men to light the fire, set up a pot, and eat snake soup for supper tonight.

The cave is the base camp of the Ten Thousand Demon League, the high-level living area, and the emperor clearly stipulates that you can't mate, can't mate, can't mate in the cave

If it were in normal times, the dragon protector would definitely not dare, but the mating partner was Li Xianyu, a dignified "prince", and the emperor would turn a blind eye when he wanted to come.

Is the point of mating? Obviously not.

"The point is that the person she wants to sleep with is me. Li Xian said.

Li Xianyu slipped out in the murderous eyes of the ice slag, intending to take a break in the mountains, but ran into the monkey protector.

"I'm innocent, it was the dragon protector who took the initiative to hook up with me, and she also said that the smell of my body made her and willing to give me a nest of eggs. Li Xianyu spit out green smoke: "Maybe in my mother's eyes, she is the charming Jian goods who seduced her son to do bad things, and she didn't eat who she ate." ”

"By the way, can you change your posture and play in one position for half an hour without feeling tired?" he said.

Holding the monkey protector who was crazy with a big red cheek, he was stunned for a moment, the crisp snapping sound stopped, he turned his head to look, and said blankly: "What other posture can you change?"

Li Xianyu encountered a monkey protector in the forest and copulated with a female monkey, and he was not afraid to be disturbed, and continued to play wildly.

Normally, animals never mate with regard to onlookers. Even if the outliers of the intellect are opened and the IQ has improved, the four words of courtesy, righteousness and shame have never had anything to do with the IQ, this is the three views of human beings, and if you don't accept the nine-year compulsory education, it is difficult for the outliers to accept.

Therefore, Hu Yan requires each demon to undergo three months of indoctrination for the newly awakened aliens, and then, for the aliens who perform tasks outside, there are three iron laws:

Wanton mating is not allowed.

Forced mating is not permitted.

Copulation is not allowed in front of a large audience.

"You can let her lie down, you lie on your stomach, and among us humans, this position is the easiest way for both sides to blend physically and mentally. It's called traditional asana. Li Xianyu said.

"I know that, and we monkeys often use this position. ”

"Oh, then another one, you lie down and let her go up. This posture is called Guanyin sitting, and if you let her turn around on you, it is Zhang Guolao riding a donkey. ”

"Just turn around, two names?"

"Yes, so you should read more, Chinese is broad and profound." ”

"This one is called the old tree roots. ”

"This is called Hou Yi Shooting Sun. ”

"This is called the Golden Boy Holding the Bottle. ”

"This is called beating glutinous cakes."

In this way, the door to the new world of the Monkey Protector opened. The monkey has already jumped out of his love of playing, and after some playing, his face is red with excitement, and it turns out that the trivial matter of mating can still play with such bells and whistles.

"I'll be fine right away, you can't come. "Sharing the females in his territory with Li Xianyu is the best way to express friendship in the eyes of the monkey protectors.

The female monkey threw a wink at the right time.

"Do you think I'm a good person? Li Xianyu wistfully took out a cigarette.

Brother, we are different, and we don't conspire with each other.

"Then you've been watching it for so long. "The monkey protector is puzzled.

"I've loved watching since I was a kid. Li Xianyu said: "When I was a child, I liked to squat downstairs and watch the dogs in the community mate. TV shows also like it, spring is coming, and it's animal mating season again. This sentence is still deeply imprinted in my mind. ”

"What kind of show is this. ”

"It's probably what you call Tokyo hot. Li Xianyu lit a cigarette: "It's you, someone has been watching for so long, and you can still hold on for an hour." It's better to have a mentality like you. But, can you change back to your original form next time, I have spicy eyes when you look at it. ”

A sturdy man is holding a female monkey and is crazy to output, although he knows that he is also a monkey, but the visual impact is too strong.

"If I take a picture and sell it to the island country, will I make a fortune?" Li Xianyu thought to himself, feeling that he might have caught a business opportunity to make a fortune.

is not a hot film and television company, a family-owned dojo film and television company, can't make this kind of high-quality film, and I feel that it will definitely be a hit.

The Monkey Protector said, "Actually, I was very excited and full of energy when you looked at me. Your charm ability is too unfriendly to males. ”

You want to say that there is a refreshing feeling of being watched by the goddess, right?

Although the words of the monkey protector caused Li Xianyu discomfort, he was able to put it on the table to say this, which just shows that the monkey protector's sexual orientation is very normal, and he is just complaining about the perversion of the charm ability.

It's better than those salty wet guys with obscure eyes and dark thoughts in their hearts.

It's like patting each other on the shoulder and saying, "Brother dei, let's have a shot?"

You won't feel sick.

But if the brother is holding your picture and hiding under the covers, with his left hand and right hand in slow motion, you will think about hacking him to death.

"How long have you been with the emperor?"

"Four or five years. ”

"Where did I live before. ”

"You humans call that place Zhangjiajie. ”

Four or five years ago, my sister probably just went to college, has she ever been to Zhangjiajie?

Li Xianyu remembered that when he was in high school, his adoptive parents did take them to Zhangjiajie for a trip, and the old couple didn't like to travel very much, so the number of trips organized by the whole family was only a handful, and Li Xianyu could remember it quickly.

"She used the Flesh of Evolution to help you awaken, and then let you stay in the mountains and wait for her, right?"

"How do you know?"

"Heh, I'm not stupid.

It turned out that she had started to lay out a long time ago, silently accumulating power and cultivating Dharma protectors. Thinking about it this way, the other Dharma protectors are the same, and the foundation is very clean. She doesn't trust anyone and thinks that the enemy is in the bloodline realm, so she would rather start from scratch and cultivate her own power.

"The bloodline realm is so big, there is no reason to start from scratch, can the enemy in the dark still spread his power throughout the bloodline realm? and so on, that is to say, the enemy that my sister thinks is not one, but a certain force, and that force is likely to be scattered everywhere. Li Xianyu reacted violently, and his scalp was numb.

"What's wrong?"

Seeing that his face was wrong, the monkey protector asked, and at the same time, he seemed to be sexual again, dragging the female monkey who was lying on the ground panting

Li Xianyu didn't say what he thought, everyone's IQ was not at the same level, so it was pointless to say it.

"There's another question on my side, if I'm not mistaken, the Eagle Protector doesn't seem to be the same as you. Li Xianyu asked.

The Eagle Protector is the leader of the Northeast Demon Alliance, and he learned from Hu Xinyue that the Eagle Protector was active in the Northeast before the founding of the People's Republic of China, and was once the overlord of the Northeast Sky, once dominating the five families of gray willows, yellow and white Hu.

And the eagle girl is an eagle protector, in fact, she is a human being, but there is a bird of prey that depends on each other, hence the name.

"The Eagle Protector is a senior, and his cultivation is stronger than ours, but his personality is too withdrawn, a bit like the emperor, and he is not very pleasing" The monkey protector consciously lost his words and hurriedly explained: "I'm not saying that the emperor is not likable. ”

No, your emperor just doesn't like it.

Li Xian said.

"I tried to mate with her several times, but she didn't agree. If I tell her the secret you taught me, she will definitely change her mind and give me a nest of eggs. ”

"Species are isolated, and they can't be born. ”

"Is it so sad?"

"It's so sad. ”

"Oh, then I won't mate with her. "Heterogeneous love comes and goes quickly.

"But in terms of qualifications, carving the Dharma is slightly better than nonsense. Last time, the emperor went to the northeast and subdued her. I joined the Ten Thousand Demon Alliance later than we did, only two months. It is said that she was about to end her life, but the emperor gave her a new life, what's wrong with you?"

The monkey protector looked at him in amazement, and Li Xianyu sat stiffly on the branch, dumbfounded.

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