Chapter 188: Continue to push sideways, Heizun becomes famous
Night.
Tokyo outside the mountain track, 10.8 kilometers of mountain battles.
Boom, boom, Heizun pierced the finish line like lightning, and Li Xiuzhen behind caught up for a full forty seconds.
Another name was crossed out, and another ray of heavenly golden light entered the account. This time it's 0.3 o'clock, a slight increase from the last time.
"It's not enough." Shi Tiexin looked at the name on the top again.
John Thompson, known as the King of the Rap.
The next one is him.
Day 3.
"Hey, I heard that Li Xiuzhen, who is known as Sister Hua, has also been defeated."
"It is said that Li Xiuzhen sarcastically said two sentences of 'soil old hat' to the other party before the start of the competition, but now the title has been officially changed to 'earth girl'!"
"It's too cruel, it's really too cruel."
"Challenge Rap King Thompson today, the Black Knight vs. the Rap King, this looks good!"
Night.
Tokyo Street City Circuit.
Boom - A heavy speeding car leaps off a slope, perfectly balanced and shaped, and the dazzling headlights make the onlookers in front of them pale and unable to look directly.
Bang, steady landing, the shock absorption system is very stable, the rebound suppression is excellent, and then the wind goes away.
After a few moments, another flying car jumped up the slope, but this one wasn't in good shape.
There was a bang, and the car slammed to the ground, sinking too much of the frame, and a large spark exploded. I don't know where it crashed, but the car slid for a while and stopped. The black driver in the car didn't move no matter how much he refueled, and finally yelled at the middle finger in front of him: "You, mom mess with Fakir——! ”
Day 4.
With the mass migration of Chinese people, all kinds of industries in the Oriental countries have taken root in Japan, including the cross talk that the people like to see. In the areas actually controlled by the Chinese, some underground black cross talk shops are also in full swing.
The reason why these shops are called black shops is not that they break the law, but that their baggage jokes are often not harmonious, the words are not very elegant, and they are closely related to gang life, so they are widely popular among gang members.
On this day, a handful of teasers came to the stage again. It's funny, it's funny.
A table, two people, a big coat, a white paper fan, the two started today's performance in applause.
Tou: Have you heard, two days ago, the Black Rider and the Rap King raced, and the Rap King lost, and he lost miserably.
Tease: What is this, buddy, I'm much better informed than you. You know the rap king's mouth is broken, right?
Tou: You know, he's always been a broken mouth, that's famous.
Tease: This guy used to have nothing to say, but this time he met a nemesis.
Hold: What's the drop?
Tease: John Thompson, before the race, his mouth was broken, and his mother provoked Farker, and Farck's mother provoked a rap, which annoyed the Black Rider and made an agreement before the race.
Tou: What agreement?
Tease: The Rap King said that if the Black Rider loses, he must learn to bark as a monkey!
Tou: It's too much, it's ironic that we're yellow-skinned monkeys.
Tease: yes, the Black Rider must not be happy either, so he immediately put the words there. If the Rap King loses, get a tattoo on the Rap King!
Hold: Tattoos? Oh, I see, this is to learn the mother-in-law's tattoo and tattoo a word on him, so that this disrespectful mother has a rising memory and knows how to repay his mother's kindness, is this what it means?
Tease: You're a bit literate.
Tou: That rap king lost, did he get a tattoo?
Tease: It's tattooed, it's sturdy, and I haven't gotten up yet.
Tou: So miserable? Is the tattoo ...... "loyal to the country"?
Tease: It's pretty much the same, it's a little different.
Tou: That's ...... The line in the mother's hand and the wanderer's shirt?
Tease: You're kind of funny, it's quite long.
Hold: Let that old black skin suffer a little and remember a little, by the way, what is the tattoo?
Tease: The tattoo is - you~~
Tou: You?
Tease: Admission~~
Tou: Enrollment?
Tease: New ~book~ bag, someone will take it for you~~
Holding:............
Tease: You fold an umbrella in the rain, someone will give you a hit~~
Holding:............
Tease: The three fresh shrimps you love to eat, someone will give you a bag~~ Your aggrieved tears~ flowers, someone will wipe you ~~~ Ah, this person is a mother~~ Ah, this person is a mother~~ This person gave me life and gave me a home~~~! Ah~ No matter how far you go~~ No matter what you're doing~~ You can't leave it when you can't leave, let's ~drop~Mom~~~!
Holding:...... I don't even know what to say...... Is it so long?
Tease: There are more than half of it, you listen - you live in another country, and someone is worried~~
Hold: Okay, okay, stop, you can say how many words in total!
Tease: Don't mention how many words, this cultural treasure has to be counted by line, a full thirty-two lines! I saw it all, and after the black rider won, he brought a pen and paper, brushed and wrote it down himself. Don't say it, it's really well written, and you can sing it with a tune. And let me tell you that word, the master-level block letters, the dragon flying and the phoenix dance are particularly beautiful!
Tou: This black rider is quite literate, but what about the rap king? That's it?
Tease: No, this old black skin is particularly unplanted, Laipi is not convinced, and he wants to play hard with a knife.
Tou: And then?
Tease: Then he was knocked down by the black rider with a fist, dragged upside down and dragged to the tattoo parlor, and put it on the board, tying it up firmly. Put the piece of paper to the tattoo artist and tell them to follow the tattoo. The tattoo artist looked down at the paper and was stunned on the spot. Okay, 32 lines in block letters, what can I do?
Hold: Did you get a tattoo at the end?
Tease: It's tattooed, and I found three masters to take turns! That guy, you don't know, took off the rap king's clothes, put the big characters in big letters, from the tip of his left finger to the tip of his right finger, from the skin of the brain to the soles of his feet, a whole back half of the fan, all tattooed! didn't even let go of the big fat buttocks, so he barely managed to tattoo the thirty-two lines.
Hold: Wow! Tattoo artists are also tired.
Tease: No, it's not like it's over, it's all over the day after tossing and turning.
Hold: Let's go and rest for a while, shall we?
Tease: No, I can't rest.
Tou: Why can't you rest again?
Tease: The tattoo parlor Lao Chen felt that it was done, and he beat his waist and stood up to rest for a while. I just wanted to pick up the paper and compare the measurements to see where the tattoos were not good. As a result, it shone in the light and broke.
Tou: What's wrong?
Funny: Lao Chen found that this paper even has a backside!
Tou: Oh? It's still written on the reverse side!
Tease: Right! I didn't find it at night, but I looked at the light during the day, and then I found that there were words on the back.
Tou: What's on the back?
Tease: Everyone, I guess what the black rider means, probably because he thinks that the old black skin of Ma Ya Faker Tang is disrespectful to his mother, and he must be disrespectful to his father accordingly. The black rider presupposes that the black skin is both parents, so he thinks he can't be too biased, and he has to support his father, so!
Tou: So?
Tease: So, ahem-think about your back~~ shadow, I feel strong~~ tenacity. Stroking your hands~~ hands, I touched it hard~~ Xin ......
Hold: Thirty-two lines?
Tease: More on the back, thirty-six lines!
Hold: It seems that the first half of the rap king can't be saved, and he has to tattoo words on his eyelids.
Tease: Don't talk about eyelids, the bag ~~ has to be tattooed on the skin! That's a good fellow, the old black skin has turned into a purple eggplant. Within three months, you won't be able to see your mother's Faker soup, and you won't be able to get rid of the swelling.
Hold: After three months, as soon as the swelling subsided, I took a look on the street, and I was dressed in a positive case, and the bag ~~ The skin was full of culture, well, okay, quite stylish. In the future, don't call it the king of rap, call it a cultural communicator. By the way, who is the Black Rider, and is there any title of Jianghu?
Tease: People come and go like the wind, and good things never leave a name.
Tou: Then you have to call someone a number?
Tease: That's right, I want to think about it...... Eh, there you have it, how about calling it "Heizun"?
Hold: Heizun? Well, yes, it's good, it's loud!
With the wide spread of cross talk jokes and burdens among the Chinese community, and with the increasing number of drivers who have been picked off the horse, the title of "Heizun" has gradually changed from a car model to a special code name for drivers. Shi Tiexin's flower name in the rivers and lakes of Tokyo has officially become "Heizun".
On the sixth day after starting the challenge, in the morning, in the gym.
"There is a difference."
Shi Tiexin wiped his sweat and silently experienced.
The first five days of the challenge were very rewarding for him. As the ranking of the challenged opponents increases, the influence of the challenge becomes more and more widespread, and the number of followers increases, the amount of Heavenly Golden Light obtained with each victory is indeed increasing. From 0.20.3 at the beginning, to 1.2 points at the end.
After five days, I got a total of five gold points, and I earned back the cost of the first layer of the basic driving skill.
Not only that, but the basic sperm cultivation technique has also been upgraded.
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