Chapter 304: Serious Nonsense

The cheers of the audience reminded Lin Li of the audience, and he glanced at the audience and continued.

"By the way, you didn't call me and didn't remember it, the reputation of this season of the show "Tucao Pie" is so bad, and the audience on the scene is also responsible, in order to cooperate with the program team to create an atmosphere, some bad stalks you also laugh and applaud, I said that you come to participate in the show, a little assertive, you laugh, the live director will laugh if you laugh, and you will call it if you are signaled, and you are not here to sell......"

There was laughter at the scene, Lin Li was talking about the audience of the previous issues, although it was not everyone present, but many people were really hit by Lin Li.

The on-site director of "Tucao Pie" commanded the audience to mobilize everyone's emotions, and many people who participated in the recording saw the on-site director making crazy gestures, and many people also followed his instructions to laugh and scream, making the scene look better.

It was true that they couldn't laugh a lot of times in the previous issues, but this time Lin Li was so scared, they were convinced.

But this show is like this, the more stinky it is, the more shameless it is, and the more directly it is ruthless, the more everyone likes it.

The kind of hidden and tucked, like a dragonfly dotting water, is inexplicable, like scratching the boots, but it makes the audience feel unhappy!

Sometimes, people, it's so cheap!

Therefore, there was a very strange phenomenon at the scene, Lin Liyi was the audience, and the audience was still willing to laugh and applaud.

"Bi Xuan, I think you insulted the word director, you are a filmmaker...... No, to be precise, you're a liar! ”

"Just you shoot that movie, I'll find a dog, hang a camera around his neck, and when he comes back at night, the content in the camera is better than your movie!"

The audience laughed, Lin Li's complaint was really amazing, but it was more uncomfortable than swearing words without dirty words, and the audience felt so relieved for the first time!

"Also, Bi Xuan is entangled in my name, I am also puzzled, Lin Li is lined up, I have to study how the word Xia Lizi came from, then how did your Xuan character come from, I think it is a car to take it apart, is this how you came?"

Lin Li's words were earth-shattering, and the jaws of everyone present were shocked.

Although Lin Li's image has always been even if he dares to say and scold, he has really never heard Lin Li say such a connotation, this time he used it to complain about Bi Xuan's name, which made people unable to look directly at Bi Xuan anymore, and even those with the word Xuan in their names in the future could not look directly.

It's so graphic!

The audience was stunned for a second, and then burst into laughter and applause.

Bi Xuan's face was flushed, so many people were afraid that he would be a bad movie director, and he was ashamed of not having Lin Li's words.

This Lin Li is really too poisonous!

"According to your name, I think if you go to the island country to shoot something with the characteristics of the island country, no one may say that you are a bad movie director, and everyone will say a word when they see you at that time...... The landlord is a good person! ”

The audience at the scene really burst into laughter, Lin Li's bad idea is really a little feasible, the majority of male compatriots and a small number of female audiences are looking forward to Bi Xuan's movie for the first time!

It's really amazing!

"Host, Mr. Zhang Shaokun, dressed like a doorman......"

Zhang Shaokun was wearing a blue suit and a bow tie, his temperament really looked like a doorman, Zhang Shaokun listened to it and was so angry that he gave the bow tie.

"Teacher Zhang Shaokun, I said that I claim to be a superstar, doesn't he also boast that he is a cultural person, I remember that he wrote a poem on Weibo a few days ago, right?"

Zhang Shaokun nodded, he really likes to write some articles and poems, although he can't compare with Lin Li, but after all, he is just a hobby, and he is not afraid of what Lin Li says.

Everyone knows that Lin Li is very accomplished in poetry, and when he heard that he was going to write poems for Zhang Shaokun, they all pricked up their ears and sounded.

"If you write poetry, you can write poetry, you have to learn other people's cultural literature, and say that you are ugly!"

"It wasn't until I read Mr. Zhang's poems that I changed my opinion of Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang is very honest, why do you say that? Because what Mr. Zhang said about offering ugliness is not the humility of learning other people's culture, but really offering ugliness, saying that offering ugliness is offering ugliness, there is absolutely no beauty, there is no ambiguity at all, if I had seen your poem a few months earlier, I don't think there is anything about Lou Haojie. ”

At first, everyone really thought that Lin Li was going to exaggerate Shaokun's poem was good, but the reversal came too quickly, and the audience all overturned, and then laughed.

Lin Li's brain hole is really not something that ordinary people can keep up with!

Is this really what was said on the spot?

The audience was shocked!

Li Shuai and Chi Zi were also shocked!

They know Lin Li's boldness and on-the-spot play, but they have nothing to do with complaining, I didn't expect Lin Li's on-the-spot spit to be so sharp!

It's so much better than all their well-polished lines!

Talk show genius, this is!

That's the only way to understand.

Lin Li looked around the guest seat, the seven guests and the host all had a kind of panic that they were going to be named by the teacher at school, afraid that Lin Li would complain about himself again.

"I'm done complaining......," Lin Li said.

Li Shuai and Chi Zi forget it, Lin Li has already brought the two of them when he complained about the show, so there is no need to continue to complain about the two of them.

The audience was clearly unsatisfied, shouting, "Go on!" ”

"Go on!"

"I haven't heard enough!"

……

Lin Li slowed down and said, "No one, then finally complain about myself, it's not a complaint, it's just to tell everyone what I haven't said to others, um......"

Seeing that Lin Li suddenly became serious, everyone felt that things were not so simple, and they must be holding back the bad.

But it made everyone on the scene nervous.

"How can I say it...... Lin Li thought for a moment, "actually...... I'm not like you...... Right...... I have a system in my brain......"

The audience laughed out loud, Lin Li, this guy is good at talking nonsense seriously.

"Really, the songs, poems, and things I wrote were all taught to me by the system, you have to believe me, I really held it for too long......"

The laughter was even louder.

Is there a system in the brain?

It's so fresh!

But...... I believe you're a ghost!

I want to believe you, I've got in my head!

Everyone thinks Lin Li is very ridiculous, but they also think it's funny, the more in this kind of show, the more amusing others.

"This is the first time I've seen this stalk, Lin Li's brain is very big!"

"Yes, such a big brain hole, only a god like Lin Li can think of it, it's really different from us!"

"Haha, Lin Li, you won't say that your spit words today are all given by the system, right?"

"Lin Li is too good to say!"

"I'll tell you the truth, I actually have a system in my head."

…………

Several people in the guest seat also gave Lin Li a thumbs up to express their recognition of Lin Li's stalk.

Li Shuai: "I really think I can't handle the Tucao faction, because after reading Lin Li's complaints, I'm sure I'll be embarrassed to write those rotten stalks in the future, what should I do." ”

Chi Zi: "This is too dare to say!" I'm convinced! ”

Bi Xuan: "Hurry up and end it, Lin Li will complain again, I'm going to vomit blood!" ”

Zhang Shaokun: "Lin Li, do you want to say that you are the chosen one?" ”

Wu Ruobing: "This kid, I'm going to kill him when I go back!" ”

…………

Lin Li looked around and fell silent: "............"

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