Chapter 303: Throughout the ages, there have been eight wildernesses in the four seas, and there is only one forest!
Lin Li said the high praise comments he saw on the Internet in one breath, and naturally they also said it to the hearts of the audience, and they gave Lin Li crazy applause and screams.
Chi Zi and Li Shuai were confused by this scene, Lin Li was naturally bold to read these comments on the show, but Lin Li remembered them so clearly, so many comments, Lin Li actually remembered them all, this is too strong!
Moreover, Li Shuai and Chi Zi didn't expect the audience to be so excited, the sound was about to overturn the roof, it seems that it really spoke to their hearts!
Chi Zi and Li Shuai glanced at each other, and they both got the answer from each other's eyes.
Anyway, it's the last installment, so let's get out!
"Okay, there are too many comments on the scolding show, I can't read it."
Lin Li finished reading it in one breath, rested for a while, and the scene was full of applause.
"Li Shuai, Chi Zi, I heard it, the highest praise of these comments was at the top of the program group in the past, you should not have seen it, now I read it, don't say you didn't hear it, then you are really deaf and blind!"
The scene was full of laughter again, and Li Shuai and Chi Zi desperately begged for mercy at Lin Li.
"Okay, after reading the comments of the scolding program group, you can listen to some of the comments that scolded me the most on Weibo, and I read a few ......"
"Number one."
"Lin Li, you bastard, stop spreading your charm, you charismatic guy!"
Lin Li burst out laughing before he finished reading the scene, what kind of scolding him is this, it's just a rainbow fart, Lin Li also deliberately brought a stinky fart, it's just that!
Lin Li paused, and waited for the laughter to stop a little before continuing to read.
"Lin Li, don't think how great you are, isn't it just that you are handsome, sing well, have a little talent, and are specially recruited by Yan Da, and can write a few good poems!"
Another burst of laughter.
"Lin Li, you damn beautiful man, what's in it for you to be handsome!"
"Lin Li is really killing people with his face, and he is murdering with handsome!"
"Lin Li is a hearted arsonist!"
"Lin Li is the most selfish person in the world, why don't you give me your mobile phone number!"
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Lin Li read several of them, and the audience laughed so much that their stomachs hurt.
"Now you know why so many people are scolding me online." Lin Li summed up after speaking.
Several of the guests in the guest seat all looked at each other, and Wu Ruobing scolded with a smile: "Shameless!" ”
"Wu Ruobing, you are very jumping!" Lin Li said, "Then it starts with you!" ”
When the people at the scene heard that Lin Li was about to complain about Wu Ruobing, they screamed one after another.
Wu Ruobing complained about Lin Li just now, everyone thought it was good, and I really looked forward to how Lin Li would complain about her.
"Wu Ruobing just said that when I was a child, I cried when I saw a dog, so I'll also blow up her troubles."
Now the scene is boiling, everyone is more interested in Wu Ruobing's troubles, and Wu Ruobing's troubles are not very exciting, but the revelations that Lin Li said will definitely be much more exciting.
"When I was a child, once I was playing outside with Wu Ruobing, and I saw a child eating raisins in the distance......"
When Lin Li said this, Wu Ruobing shouted in panic: "Lin Li, don't!" How dare you say it! ”
"Don't scream, the more you call me, the more excited I get!"
Lin Li's words scared Wu Ruobing to death, and there was a feeling that he was going to be tough, and the people at the scene were ignited all of a sudden, and they all shouted.
Now it's not that Wu Ruobing is more excited the more he screams Lin Li, but that Lin Li is more and more scared, and the audience is more excited!
Lin Li waited for the scene to be quiet for a while before continuing: "I saw a child eating raisins in the distance, Wu Ruobing's child wanted to eat raisins, so he asked me to ask the child for it, I was embarrassed, but I couldn't seem to be timid, so I agreed, walked over and chatted with the child for a while......"
Wu Ruobing was so anxious that she jumped to her feet in the guest seat, blushing with shame, Cai Wenli kept stopping her, afraid that she would run away.
"Then I didn't ask the kid for raisins to eat, I just secretly detained a big lump of boogers, rubbed it, and went back to Wu Ruobing, saying that he only gave one raisin......"
Wu Ruobing had already buried his head in his knees at the moment and didn't dare to raise it.
"Everyone should have thought of it later." Lin Li didn't say any more.
Everyone at the scene burst into laughter, this incident was really more embarrassing than Lin Li's fear of dogs.
Wu Ruobing also realized that he teased Lin Li last night, Lin Li said that he would regret it, and now that he thinks about it, he really regrets it!
Lin Li looked at Wu Ruobing, who was buried in his head, and said with a smile: "You have to have this consciousness when you come to "Tucao Pie", I have a lot of more embarrassing material for you to not explode!" ”
Wu Ruobing hurriedly raised his head and begged: "Brother Lin, don't, I beg you not to say it!" ”
The audience all screamed, asking Lin Li to continue.
Lin Li continued after a while:
"Ruobing made her debut with me, she was called a beautiful player at that time, I was very angry at the time, you can insult the player, but you can't insult the beauty!"
Wu Ruobing is still a sweet and lovely little beauty in the eyes of the public, but in the eyes of Lin Li, who grew up together, it seems that her beauty has nothing to do with her, just like Wu Ruobing doesn't think Lin Li is very handsome.
Everyone laughed when they heard that Lin Li began to damage Wu Ruobing's appearance again.
"Ruo Bing just said, I know a little bit about makeup, she was shocked just now, she couldn't believe it, I said to her at the time, you don't have a man, I still have it!"
This sentence is black and black again, saying that Wu Ruobing has no man to want, but Lin Li does, and many boys at the scene shouted again: "I want it!" ”
The audience burst into laughter, and I don't know if they want Lin Li or Wu Ruobing.
"I'm here to explain to you, I do know a little about cosmetics, for example, I know that when you play mobile games, you should use Ji Xi loose powder to smear the mobile phone screen, so that the feel is better, and the other loose powder is not good, play online games, use Baimi lotion and iodine to wipe the keyboard, so that the keyboard will be smoother, Satan, remember, knowledge points!!"
Lin Li's words, a serious use of expensive cosmetics to wipe the mobile phone and keyboard, is really outrageous, he said that he understands, and let Satan remember, it's just a trick, and he actually learned late, talking about knowledge points, it's really funny!
The audience burst into laughter, and even Chi Zi in the guest seat laughed backwards and forwards.
"Satan, a professional player in "Glory of Heroes", once won the world championship, although the country did not recognize this kind of event at that time, but now it does, the embarrassing thing is that now it is only recognized that the current e-sports event, Satan The championship they won in their previous games is still not within the scope of recognition, embarrassing, isn't it?"
Everyone laughed, and Satan was a little embarrassed.
"So, it's okay for everyone to like to play games, you can play them when you're free, but don't take playing games as a dream, because you see, even if you win a world championship, it's just like Satan, do you want your dreams to be like this?"
Lin Li's words persuaded those students not to be greedy for games, which was very positive, but pulling Satan out as a negative teaching material made the audience laugh.
"When Satan retired, he kissed the stage like a star retired, but he always felt that he had a taste in his mouth that night, and then he went to the toilet to know that the mop on the stage and the mop on the toilet were the same!"
After Lin Li said this, Satan was anxious, and said, "No, no! ”
However, everyone was even happier, and they all made a look of disgust.
"Satan said that he wanted to go to Yan University, wanted to become the next Lin Li, and was specially recruited by Yan University, I think Satan thinks too much, this person in front of you is the only author of a full-score essay in Jiangnan Province in the college entrance examination, with a score of 0 in history and still 589 points, the first in the school, and has written countless popular songs and poems, and most importantly, he has a handsome and handsome face, your world champion who is not recognized at all and a squinting face, do you think the admissions office will consider you?"
Lin Li blocked the way for Satan to recommend himself at once, he made a stinky fart, and damaged Satan, there was laughter at the scene, and Satan was also very helpless.
"Satan, I'll give you a suggestion, what about you, you want to go to college, don't go to the Internet café every day, you study director Bi Xuan, bubble actress!"
The audience burst into laughter and thought that Lin Li had a good idea for Satan, but he didn't expect it!
also hacked Bi Xuan by the way.
Bi Xuan was also anxious and said, "I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" ”
Lin Li ignored Bi Xuan and turned the topic to Cai Wenli.
"Teacher Cai Wenli, I can only call you teacher, call you aunt at my age, I think you suffer, call your grandmother, I suffer, I can win the championship at the beginning, I still have to thank Teacher Cai, after all, ...... She didn't say anything like that to me that I would be angry. ”
"Teacher Cai said that if there are more forests in the talent show, the judges will become a high-risk profession, and it will be more valuable at that time, I think Mr. Cai also thinks too much, a few more forests, the talent show has already been yellowed, you judges just drink the northwest wind!"
Everyone laughed.
"Besides, there is only one forest, throughout the ages, all over the world, there is only one such a forest! Where are there a few more! ”
Lin Li's words were very domineering, and Cai Wenli had nothing to say, only applause, and the audience all shouted when they heard Lin Li's words.
This is a golden sentence again!