After Satan finished speaking, he bowed to the audience, then went to shake Lin Li's hand, and then returned to his seat.

Zhang Shaokun arrived in the middle of the scene, with a righteous expression.

"Satan, shameless one! Ah, in front of so many people, you actually said that you joined the Royal Guards for the beauties in the Royal Guards, how dirty! As a Guard, I severely condemn you for this kind of behavior! ”

Everyone on and off the field laughed back and forth.

"When did you become a Guard!" Satan cried out unconvinced.

Zhang Shaokun glanced at Satan, then turned his head and said to Lin Li with a sneer: "Lin Li, go back and let the Royal Forest Army add me to the group." ”

The audience laughed disdainfully.

"Then this one, Bi Xuan, I really want to introduce him in a different way, but when it comes to this name, it seems that there is nothing else to say except for the bad movie director."

"Come on, bad movie director Bi Xuan!"

Bi Xuan came on stage with a smile, and he didn't seem to mind much about the introduction of the director of a bad movie.

"Hello everyone, I'm Bi Xuan!"

"Li Shuai said that I was invited to come for the sake of the majority of fans, I am afraid that I will not be able to make a movie if I have no job......"

The scene burst into laughter.

"I think about it, this show is really suitable for me, and many of the stalks in the show are as bad as my movies!"

The guests laughed loudly, and Li Shuai said: "This stalk is very new!" ”

"There is a special star in this issue, Lin Li...... To be honest, I didn't dare to complain about him, I was afraid that he would scold me later...... I'm just a little curious about the name Lin Li, why did your parents choose this name? Everyone knows that parents give their children names with good hopes, Li, is the meaning of straight, is it that when Lin Li's parents choose a name, they hope that Lin Li will become a straight man?"

Bi Xuan smiled and continued: "I made a movie, I thought I would become famous in one fell swoop, but by mistake, I did become famous in one fell swoop, it's really fate." ”

The scene burst into laughter.

"After the movie came out, many people scolded me, saying that my film was bad, but there are also people who support me, don't believe it, among the countless comments that scolded me, there is a comment that says, don't scold the director, it's not entirely the director's fault that a film is bad, the starring, the post-production, and the theme song, it all matter, the movie is an overall artistic ......"

Bi Xuan said that many people had already laughed out of the laughter, obviously knowing the joke.

Bi Xuan said embarrassedly: "This fan doesn't know that the starring, post-production, and theme song of this movie are all me." ”

The scene erupted into even louder laughter and applause.

"Next time I make a movie, I must find someone to take the blame, it's better to ...... Lin Li, will you write me the theme song for the next movie? Bi Xuan smiled at Lin Li.

Lin Li shook his head, and the people below shouted: "Don't!" ”

Bi Xuan said: "Don't worry, I will give money, not in vain!" ”

The crowd shouted one after another: "Don't make a movie!" ”

Bi Xuan: "............"

…………

Bi Xuan spoke for a while according to the written lines before shaking hands with Lin Li and returning to his seat.

Zhang Shaokun walked up with a smile and said, "The audience of this issue is the best audience I have ever seen, you have made Bi Xuan truly understand what the voice of the masses is......

Zhang Shaokun looked at Bi Xuan.

"Director Bi, let's not toss, okay? What kind of movies you make are horror movies for fans! ”

The audience laughed.

"The next one, Chi Zi, everyone is welcome."

Chi Zi stood up and walked to the middle podium.

"Hello everyone, I'm Chi Zi."

"I'm very happy today, not because Lin Li is here, but this is the last episode of this season, and after this season ends, I may not have another season when I watch this show, and no one will scold me by then."

The score of this season's "Tucao Pie" plummeted, and Li Shuai and Chi Zi, the helmsmen of the two program groups, were naturally scolded very much.

"Everyone knows that our show has been scolded a bit miserably recently, and many people have scolded me, and the scolding is so bad, today Lin Lilai, I will ask him with a learning attitude, after all, he has experience in being scolded......"

The audience laughed.

"Lin Li listened to my suffering, and told me with disgust that people would scold you and go back!"

Chi Zi's eyes and mouth widened, as if he had suddenly realized, and then said his verbal words.

"So it can be like this! Knowledge points, to be tested! ”

"Then let's start with the guests and Lin Li, and practice with you!" Chi Zi rolled up his sleeves and pressed his hands on the podium.

"Don't be afraid that something will happen to me, I'm not going to do it, anyway, it's so difficult to make a show and I don't make money, why should I do it, I might as well go and make a movie, the threshold is low and the rights are not small, no matter how bad it is, it can't be worse than Bi Xuan's filming, right."

The crowd laughed.

"Wu Ruobing, the little heel ...... in the forest"

Wu Ruobing obviously couldn't accept this title and shouted.

"Wu Ruobing, if you don't accept it, you can't do it, everyone accepts it."

The audience laughed.

"Wu Ruobing, when she participated in that talent show, she had to pull Lin Li to go, but she finally won the fourth place, and the top three were on the cover of the magazine, she didn't mix anything, and made a wedding dress for Lin Li properly, what is even more annoying is that Wu Ruobing had a chance to enter the top three, Lin Li was stunned that he didn't release water, I was so angry when I was watching TV, Lin Li, will you die if you put some water?"

Chi Zi said very indignantly, and then immediately said: "Later, I understood that 15% dehydration of the human body will be life-threatening, so judging from the strength of Lin Li and Wu Ruobing, Lin Li will not be able to win even if he releases water to death, Lin Li has really seen through all this a long time ago, amazing!" ”

After Chi Zi finished speaking, he said proudly to the audience: "Remember, 15% of the human body will be dehydrated will be life-threatening, knowledge points, you have to test!" ”

The audience leaned back and fell in laughter, this Chi Zi mocked Wu Ruobing's strength, and satirized the old things that Lin Li didn't let Wu Ruobing, but it was really a pot that couldn't be opened.

"Lin Li is amazing, many people say that he is a rare strange man in the entertainment industry in a hundred years, let's think about it, he beat someone into the detention center, and as a result, he became a propaganda ambassador, and fought with the Poetry Association, the Poetry Association was ruined, and he became the vice president of the Poetry Association, don't you think it's amazing?"

The audience shouted: "Amazing! ”

"It's magical, right, so everyone uses their brains, Lin Li came to the stage and scolded Pan Ke, shouldn't there be some magic too?"

The audience fell silent, and Chi Zi liked to interact with rhetorical questions, but the effect was very good.

"It's all about not dealing with others, and as a result, I get intimate with others...... Think again! Chi Zi reminded with a wicked smile.

According to Chi Zi's reasoning, after Lin Li scolded Pan Ke, he should have become intimate with Pan Ke, which made everyone have goosebumps, but they still laughed.

This stalk is over, and Chi Zi continues to the next person.

"Director Bi Xuan, you may not know, he is a doctor from Kyoto Film Academy and has a very high education, why do I say this? Is it to tell you that the level of education has nothing to do with the quality of filmmaking? No, no, no, the knowledge point is Kyoto Film Academy, everyone remember, I don't believe that we have moved out of the school, and the school still doesn't care about you, let you continue to make movies and damage the reputation of the school?! ”

The audience laughed and pressed Bi Xuan with the school, but he really did everything to prevent him from making movies.

…………

Chi Zi said a few other guests before sitting back.

Zhang Shaokun stepped forward, fixed the scene, and looked at Lin Li.

"Everyone, finally, Lin Li is going to play......"

The audience cheered and screamed.

"Don't scream, I'm telling you very seriously, next, you may see the worst performance ever in "Tucao", why do you say that, because ...... Lin Li didn't ask us to write lyrics or rehearse this time, he insisted on going his own way and insisted on saying ...... on the spot."

The audience was a little stunned, many of the complaints in the show were rehearsed, they naturally knew it, but Lin Li actually did the opposite, which really made them unexpected.

But when they thought that it was Lin Li, everyone screamed excitedly again.

Don't...... Are you really going to see it for yourself?

The man who said that something big would happen as soon as he was on the scene was going to play on the spot!

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