Chapter 302: A-stirring stick in the entertainment industry
Lin Li walked onto the stage amid the boiling cheers and applause of the audience.
"Hello everyone, I'm Lin Li!"
The scene was full of screams.
"I didn't ask the people in the program team to write lyrics, they were afraid that I wouldn't be able to speak on the spot, I think they underestimated me, and I can't do anything else, scolding people...... No, I'm an expert! ”
The audience laughed, indeed, when it comes to scolding, Lin Li really has no opponents in the entertainment industry.
"Many people on the Internet scolded me, saying that I was a-stirring stick in the entertainment industry, I was strange, this is not scolding me, I am a stick, some people ......"
Lin Li looked at the guests meaningfully.
The audience snorted in disgust, and immediately understood the meaning of Lin Li's words, if Lin Li is a-stirring stick, then the rest of the entertainment industry is just a piece of, and it is really strange!
This spit is absolutely amazing!
The audience burst into laughter and applause.
Lin Li swept around the guest seats and said:
"You guys were complaining happily just now, have you forgotten, how did I become famous? Well? ”
Lin Li came up with a threatening tone and was arrogant.
This has to be put on other programs, everyone must feel that something is going to happen, but in the "Tucao Pie" program, I just like to watch the excitement, and a lot of truth is listened to as a lie, and a lie is listened to as a truth, so listening to Lin Li's words, the audience and guests at the scene are even more excited!
"Li Shuai did invite me to this show before, but I didn't agree, because I occasionally watch "Tucao Pie", and I know what kind of birds are this season, I'm afraid that when I come to the scene, I can't help but beat Li Shuai and Chi Zi!"
Lin Li glanced at Li Shuai and Chi Zi, his eyes were extremely sharp, and Li Shuai and Chi Zi were stunned, and the audience burst into laughter when they saw it, these two guys were fat and fat, and they were so cowardly.
"But Li Shuai came to me and said that he had thick skin and resisted beating, and begged me with a handful of snot and tears, and I softened my heart, so I came."
Everyone imagined Li Shuai's humble appearance and smiled even more happily.
"After I came, I was even more disappointed, you see, these people are all like the lineup of the Chinese football team, I don't know what they are here for......
Lin Li pointed to the guest seat with a look of disgust.
The audience burst out laughing, and Lin Li hacked the national football team again.
"The purpose of the "Tucao Pie" program is: We are serious about complaining, what I want to say is that it really doesn't matter if you come or not, whether you can get to know someone or not, it's true!"
The audience laughed, a little unconvinced, that this was a line played on the spot.
"Okay, I know, some people will definitely say that you have no friends in the entertainment industry, so I invited some people I don't know to make up the ......"
Lin Li blackened himself, and everyone laughed.
"But the guest list I gave you is obviously full of names, it's because you can't invite people to this show, and now you say that I have no friends, so I'm a bully, isn't it?"
Lin Li was angry, and the consequences were very serious, but the more everyone watched it, the more energetic they became, and it had not been so gunpowder in the "Tucao Pie" program for a long time.
"You know, I'm a superstar, and the list I wrote is naturally all superstars, such as Lan Shu, Zhou Lingling, Zhang Jing, Sun Yulong, etc., although I don't know them either, but I don't mind if you invite them to be my complaining guests, but this group of goods, I mind......"
The audience laughed, these superstars are disgusted and embarrassed to be the main coffee, how can they come to be a mere complaining guest, and the program team can't afford the money at all.
Li Shuai and Chi Zi shouted helplessly: "It's too difficult for us!" ”
"Everyone thinks that I am embarrassing the program group by writing these people, in fact, I also considered it, it is indeed a little difficult to invite these superstar program groups, so I also wrote a list of some very ordinary people to the program team, these people are estimated to be unable to eat now, I really wrote them out of charity, such as ...... Pan Kela, Lu Xiang, Tang Jun, Lou Haojie, ......"
When everyone heard that Lin Li had reported all his enemies to the program team and asked the program team to invite them, they laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, what kind of intimacy is this, it is simply adding to the blockage of the program team.
And Lin Li also ridiculed this group of people for not being able to eat now, and they died of laughter, Lin Li, this guy caused this group of people to lose their jobs and lose their jobs, and those who went to prison went to prison, although it is a bit immoral to talk like this, but this show is like this, the more you owe it, the more popular it is, not to mention that these people deserve it.
So everyone gave a warm round of applause after laughing!
"Oh, I forgot, Lou Haojie should still have something to eat, huh...... Timing and fixed-point quantitative ......"
At the scene, everyone saw Lou Haojie wearing a prison uniform and eating with a rice bowl in prison, and there was another burst of laughter.
"So, I came here, and I was very disappointed to see this group of people, but what disappointed me even more was that the complaints of this group of people were really bad, this is mainly Li Shuai and Chi Zi's pot, the two of you started the show and said that you should complain seriously, but look at the complaints you wrote, do you want to tell the audience that you will lose if you are serious?"
"This season's "Tucao Pie" has collapsed, Li Shuai and Chi Zi review it on the show every time, but when I look at it in the next issue, the problem still exists, and they don't change it, they just humbly accept death without repentance, here, I will use my own experience to warn the program team, you learn from me, it is right to die without repentance, and you don't want to accept it with an open mind! Look at me, I've never been humble enough to accept criticism, and it's not good now! ”
Everyone laughed, thinking that Lin Li wanted the program team to accept serious repentance with an open mind, but it turned out that Lin Li wanted the program team to accept it with an open mind.
If "Tucao Faction" really accepts Lin Li's suggestion and doesn't even accept criticism, it is estimated that it will be really yellow!
Lin Li: This is obviously a bad idea!
Too bad!
The crowd laughed.
"Also, the show "Tucao Pie", I think it should be renamed, don't call it "Tucao Pie", it's called the White Washing Conference, don't look for bean sauce for sponsors, look for toilet cleaners to sponsor, it's very suitable for your show, come to your show, no matter how dirty and smelly it is, you can wash it white."
Lin Li's paragraph is so sharp and ironic, it has simply satirized many of the stars in front of him, dirty, smelly and-stirring sticks mentioned before, this really offended everyone in the entertainment industry.
The audience screamed.
Li Shuai and Chi Zi also laughed a little helplessly, Lin Li really dared to say it, it was not like what he said on the spot.
But the effect is really good, the audience at the scene of "Tucao Pie" has not laughed so crazy for a long time.
"Li Shuai said that I have a lot of scolding like this show, I think he may have misunderstood something, I'll read you the comments on the scolding show......"
Usually at this time, the complaining person has to take a note to read, or there are subtitle prompts, but Lin Li doesn't need it.
"In the first issue, I invited Su Ling to come, I said all the jokes, but I didn't mention her pimping in the entertainment industry, what is this called complaining?"
"In the second issue, Ling Feng came, what is his real black spot? Tear clothes? Lack of strength? It's not, everyone knows about cheating, why don't you dare to complain? ”
"In the third issue, the hip-hop special, I only dared to make some humorous jokes in other places without pain, and I didn't dare to complain about the problems in the real hip-hop circle."
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Lin Li's comments are really the high-praise comments that he saw on the Internet, and Li Shuai and Chi Zi also knew it, but there was no way, some of the guests they invited came, and the guests directly said their bottom line, and these things couldn't be mentioned.
But they didn't expect that Lin Li was here, and said the comments that the audience liked the most, and mentioned all the things that couldn't be mentioned in the previous issues!
What a ruthless man!
Lin Li can say all the things that the guests invited by the program team before did not complain, which made Li Shuai and Chi Zi a little panicked, afraid of offending people, but after thinking about it, the regrets of the whole season of the show seem to have been made up for in this issue of Lin Li.
The audience naturally watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and every time Lin Li said one, the audience screamed wildly.
Lin Li is going crazy, he is not afraid of the rhythm of death at all, although they are all out-of-fashion stars who came before, but many of them still have some connections and fans, Lin Li said the things they didn't dare to say when they came to the show, didn't they sit down and confirm that these things were their weak hearts!
Lin Li, this is really not afraid of offending people!
is really worthy of being a-stirring stick in the entertainment industry!
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