Chapter 2: The Origin of All the Weird (Collect!) Ask for a referral ticket! )

"Borrow some money (๑ ̇ ̇❥๑)"

“?”

"I've been short of money lately, so I'll borrow some money, not much, just three thousand!"

"I've been short of money lately, so I have to discuss with my wife about borrowing your money."

"Huh?? You don't even have a girlfriend! Where did the wife come from to discuss? ”

"That's right! So, it's not negotiable. ”

After typing the last line of words, Zhuang Xie blocked the other party expressionlessly, directly pressed the screen off button, put the phone on the desktop, and ignored it again.

Then walk over to the closet and pick out what you're going to wear today.

"Knock knock!"

It wasn't long before there was a knock at the door.

Zhuang Xie slowly and methodically selected the costume, and finally chose the third set on the left and took it out.

Although in the eyes of others, it may not make any difference to this black shirt in the wardrobe.

Then Zhuang Xie walked leisurely to the entrance and opened the door.

In fact, since the death of his mother, there are only a handful of people who will visit the door, and he actually expected who is knocking on the door.

opened the door, and sure enough, I saw a girl grinning at him, and then her figure was short, and she went straight through Zhuang Xie's arm that was holding the door frame when he opened the door, rushed in by himself, and sat on the sofa.

Zhuang Xie was not frightened by this sudden pig suddenness, and calmly closed the door before turning around to look at the person.

"Is there an end?"

When the visitor raised his head, the first thing that caught his eye was a short hair that was neglected and looked a little messy, and a pair of big eyes under the bangs were habitually half-squinted, looking like they were holding back some small ideas all the time.

She looked at the messy lunch boxes and beer bottles on the coffee table, skillfully rolled up her sleeves, and began to clean them up.

didn't take Zhuang Xie's stubble, and his mouth directly disliked himself.

"Tut-tut! I say! You're really nourishing in this garbage heap! While speaking, Cheng Najing found that something seemed to be a little uncomfortable under her buttocks, and reached out to touch it, and a sock was passed through.

"Wow!" Cheng Najing threw away her socks quickly, grinned in disgust, and wiped her fingers vigorously on the sofa a few times, "You poop, I said that you are really garbage, yes!" ”

"Something to talk about."

Zhuang Xie glanced at the other party expressionlessly, took off his clothes without hesitation, revealing his muscular upper body, and began to change into a suit lining.

"Two things, my mother asked me to ask you to go to my house for dinner tomorrow night, and my dad colleague gave him several catties of hairy crabs!"

Cheng Najing didn't seem to be surprised at all by Zhuang Xie's unusual behavior.

"And then, the second thing, hee-hee! You know! Lend me three thousand! It's really not okay to have two thousand! ”

When Cheng Najing talked about this, she smiled at Zhuang Xie, with a somewhat flattering look.

Although the words young girl and lady in front of him are obviously very different, if you look at it purely from the perspective of a late male Homo sapiens, Zhuang Xie has to admit that Cheng Najing's skin does look good.

Even though she was wearing a plumber-style denim overalls at this time, with messy short hair on her head, and her face facing the sky, as long as she smiled, the light waves flowing in her crooked crescent eyes seemed to make people ignore the other secondary factors that sealed her appearance.

It's a pity that this girl has a long mouth.

"It's just a thousand! Brother ~ Brother ~ Brother ...... Wo Nian Ma! What are you doing! ”

Zhuang Xie had already begun to untie the belt of his pajama pants at this time.

Hearing Cheng Najing's exclamation, Zhuang Xie didn't even pause for a moment, he went straight down, and when the trouser leg was stuck at the ankle, he shook it vigorously, and changed his pants as if no one was around.

"Ah!! I'm a girl! How can you casually take off your pants in front of me! Cheng Najing covered her eyes and shouted.

He paused again, "Money!" If you don't pay for this, you can't get by! Otherwise, I'll tell my mom to go! ”

"Before you pretend to shout so realistically, please close your split fingers and close your eyes that are staring straight into my crotch."

"Besides, your threat doesn't have any strength for me, you know."

Ignoring the girl's tricks, Zhuang Xie picked out a belt on the upper level of the wardrobe and tied it unhurriedly.

"Ahem......" The little trick of pretending to mix up a little money obviously didn't work, and Cheng Najing put down the little hands of the fifth elder brother to cover his eyes.

"Humph!"

Cheng Najing surprisingly didn't dwell too much, and after snorting coldly from her nose, she got up, no longer bored with Zhuang Xie, who ignored her.

In his hand, he continued to clean up the mess in the room, and finally pinched the orchid finger, twisted up the stinky socks that he had just dropped from the sofa, and threw them into the dirty laundry basket.

By the way, he poured the dirty clothes that Zhuang Xie had accumulated for a long time into the washing machine.

And Zhuang Xie was already sitting in front of the computer at this time.

That's right, Zhuang Xie was dressed neatly, and the suit and leather shoes did not go out, but sat back in front of the computer desk.

Cheng Najing, who was happily cleaning up, glanced back at him and rolled her eyes.

"Fault!"

Then he turned his head and continued to pack up, obviously not surprised.

This is also a quirk of Zhuang Xie, or he has a strong and weird sense of ritual for work.

When I am at work, even if I don't go out to do things at home, I will dress very formally.

A few days ago, Zhuang Xie connected with a big water pipe through his past connections, and this big water pipe seems to be interested in the mobile game market that has become hot in recent years.

Zhuang Xie's immediate goal is to win the investment in this big water pipe.

And to attract investment, in fact, many times it is a test of storytelling ability.

This is a common practice in the Internet industry, as is the gaming industry, which is closely related to it.

Zhuang Xie opened the PPT on the computer and thought about how to fool ......

The entire paragraph is crossed out.

…… How to show the advantages of your own products in the market, you should break down the products into core battles, growth lines and systems, and numerical control......

Well?

A pop-up window suddenly popped up on the computer in front of Zhuang Xie.

"Want to understand the meaning of life? Want to ...... Alive? ”

Zhuang Xie looked at this message that popped up, this text seemed to have a special magic, and the option with the word "YES" vaguely revealed an attraction, tempting people to click on it......

Involuntarily, Zhuang Xie's hand holding the mouse slowly moved upward......

Finally, the mouse arrow stayed on the "X" in the upper right corner of the dialog box, and clicked down.

By the way, I opened the anti-virus software, clicked on the option to uninstall the bundled software, and removed the pop-up window, and came to a quick antivirus.

Five minutes later.

"Want to solve today's dilemma? Want to ...... authentically Alive? ”

Yes, this time even the "X" in the upper right corner is gone.

Before Zhuang Xie could react, this pop-up window stayed in his sight for three seconds, and suddenly automatically converted into a download progress bar.

“1%…… 5%…… 35%…… 75%…… 100%…… Download complete! ”

The line is like flowing water, and before Zhuang Xie stretched out his finger and wanted to forcibly shut down, the download was completed.

"Grass ......" (a herbaceous plant)