"Suck Yo~"

"Huh...... Whoop......"

The people around looked in horror at a fake monk dressed in fancy clothes, sucking rice noodles exaggeratedly, and holding a pig's trotter in the other hand and eating it in a big gulp, and there were already seven or eight empty bowls piled up next to him, and there was not even a drop of soup left.

A large bowl of pork knuckle powder, there are four taels of rice noodles alone, plus the soup is not nearly a catty, not to mention a half-catty pig's trotters.

What is the structure of this fake bald man's stomach, and where are you stuffing all these things?

Do you have it in an enema?

As for why it is a fake monk......

Which monk in the temple is dressed so sassy?

looks so enviable, jealous and hateful.

Seven or eight pig's trotters were gnawed in broad daylight, and it continued.

The thousand-year-old temple is not as arrogant as you.

Chen Yi shook off his cheeks as if no one was around, and with this outfit and bald head, he couldn't change it if he wanted to, he was already broken, and he didn't plan to ask for face in the future.

In fact, the main reason is because of the special here.

There is a film and television city on the side, not to mention a fake monk wearing a monk's robe and shaved head, it is not strange for you to see the Buddha and the Jade Emperor beating the big pig's trotters here.

He was shameless, but he killed his boss.

Don't look at this rice noodle shop, it's not big, but the business is booming.

His pork knuckle rice noodles taste authentic, in addition to nearby residents, there are many tourists and crews who love to run here on weekdays, and celebrities are not uncommon.

So the boss is also a well-informed, but he has never seen such a good eat.

The boss has already driven away the stupid waiter and served him personally, for fear that if one is not careful, this dead bald man will die here.

"Ha ......"

After eating more than thirty bowls of pork knuckle rice noodles, looking at the boss's frightened and helpless expression, Chen Yi let out a long sigh of relief and stopped with a little regret.

After all, he decided to be shameless not long ago, and it will take time to get used to it before he can truly reach the realm of invincibility in the world.

Actually, not to mention the boss, he himself was a little scared.

Perhaps because of his miraculous achievements, his current appetite has become very exaggerated.

Thanks to the fact that there is no such thing as a precept in the Qing rules and precepts on his back, otherwise Chen Yi would not have the courage to continue living.

Sure enough, he was poor and rich, and he ate four or five hundred yuan in one meal, and he still couldn't eat enough, what should he do in the future?

Chen also left a little worried under the relief of the boss and the shocked eyes of the other guests.

"Go to the supermarket."

Coming out of the rice noodle shop, Chen Yi was still a little unwilling, and he was embarrassed to harm other bosses again, so he had to go to the supermarket to buy something to eat.

There is a small supermarket just around the corner, just a few steps away.

Entering the supermarket, Chen Yi pushed the car and picked out convenient and high-calorie foods and stuffed them on.

If you want to put it aside, eating it every day according to the things in this car will definitely make him a 300-pound Roshan.

But now, he feels that he will inevitably go hungry in the future, and it is better to be prepared.

He was pushing the cart and walking slowly, when he suddenly felt that the bottom of his robe was being torn off, and when he looked down, he found a little chubby dun standing at his feet, pulling his robe, looking at him with a smile.

Not looking at him, to be precise, but at his ...... The head?

"Hahaha! It looks like a light bulb from a distance, but it looks like a brain scoop up close, and if you count your hair carefully, there is no hair! ”

The little chubby dun pointed at his bare brain, haha.

Chen Yi's face suddenly darkened.

"Oh! Oh! Bald head, don't worry about rain, people have umbrellas, I have a bald head. ”

"Big bald! Big bald! Hahahaha! ”

The little fat man grabbed his robe, pulling and jumping, and shouting that he didn't know where he had learned it.

Chen Yi's forehead was beating.

Looking to the side expressionlessly, an aunt was standing there, looking at the dead bear child with a loving smile.

"Your child?"

When the aunt saw Chen Yi, she said proudly: "Yes, my grandson, isn't it cute?" ”

"But, love!"

Chen Yi gritted his teeth and struggled to pop out these two words.

Although he really wanted to punch this bear child with a peach blossom in the face, he couldn't really see them like them.

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he pulled out a smile: "Can you let him go, I'm leaving." ”

"Don't go! Big bald! I'm going to play with the big bald scoop, grandma I'm going to play with the big bald scoop! ”

The dead bear child grabbed his robe, twisted his body like a fat worm, and shouted at the aunt from left to right.

"Okay, play with the big bald scoop, play with the big bald scoop."

The aunt coaxed lovingly, with a smile on her face, and seemed to be happy for the child's innocence and liveliness.

Raising his head and saying to Chen Yi kindly: "Young man, you see, my grandson is still so young, you can obey him, just let him touch it twice." ”

“……”

Chen Yi was already full of muscles.

Dead boy, you don't see the big fist in the casserole, do you?

After all, I still can't do such a thing as using an iron fist the size of a casserole on a child.

finally squeezed out a smile: "Little friend, you are very rude like this, do you know?" Go elsewhere and play. ”

"I don't! I'm going to play! I'm going to play."

"...... "Okay, can't you provoke me and hide?"

When encountering such a bear child, what else can Chen Yi do except think he is unlucky?

"Wow——!"

Seeing Chen Yi turn around and leave, the dead child was stunned, and then grinned, and cried earth-shatteringly.

(⊙_⊙)

Hey, you're going too far, I didn't take you to the ground!

I just said that it was rude, where is the point of crying? Don't slander people, dead child!

"......" Chen Yi was numb.

"Oh, my good grandson!"

The aunt next to her suddenly screamed, held the dead child in her arms, and carefully coaxed her.

"Wow! Big bald! Villain! ”

It's okay not to coax, but it's even more energetic to coax the child to death, and he sits on the ground with his buttocks, his two short legs are constantly fluttering, crying and wiping his tears.

"Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, the big bald lady is a bad person, grandma will teach you a bad guy!"

The aunt coaxed the dead child, raised her head, forked her waist, stared at her eyes, and in an instant, she was full of light, angry bullfighting, and the wind was surging.

The next moment, it's an earthbreaker!

"What's the matter with you? Yes! He's a little kid who doesn't understand, why are you talking to him so much? ”

"He doesn't understand what you say! Aren't you bullying small children! Yes? ”

"How can such a big person be ignorant? Don't you have any adults in your family? No one taught you! Yes? ”

"Isn't it just a bald scoop? What's wrong with letting your child touch it? Do you dare to shave or let people touch it? ”

"Street! Born with a little white face and dressed strangely, it's not a good thing at first glance! ”

"Pretending to be a monk? You are not afraid that the Buddha will blame you and let you die and go to hell! ”

“……”

A series of earth-shattering scoldings poured out from the aunt's mouth, alarming countless people who ate melons, and after a while, many people surrounded Chen Yi, pointing at him.

"What is this for?"

"It seems that this young man is bullying people, children."

"Such a big person bullying such a small child? It's too shameless, right? ”

"Then this aunt is too ugly to scold, and others are still monks."

"Monks? Have you ever seen such a monk? Haven't you heard that young people like to play that roast lately...... Roast what thunder to death? Otherwise, it is an actor nearby, and judging by his appearance, there should be more actors. ”

"Little brother is so handsome! If he is an actor, I will be his lifelong fan in the future! ”

"That's it, so handsome! Hum! There can be no fault with such a handsome little brother, it must be that this bear child is wrong! ”

"This look, this outfit, abstinence is a male god! Boom! It's over, and I love it completely......"

The crooked building seems to be a law, and the focus of discussion among the melon-eating crowd is that after a few melon-eating beauties finished speaking, they have gone from the righteous masses to denounce the evil bald scoop, and gradually crooked to a group of young girls and housewives Yan Gou kneeling and licking the bald male god, so that many male compatriots are even more shameless and resentful of Chen Yi, and they can't wait for the aunt to be powerful and immediately spray this dead bald scoop to death.