“……”

Chen Yi was directly stunned by the saliva in the sky at first, how much hatred and resentment?

Then his face became darker and darker, and his skin kept beating.

It's really unbearable for uncles, unbearable for aunts!

Lao Tzu really has to be a monk today!

Look at the Buddha's magical powers!

"Amitabha."

Chen Yi's voice was not loud, but the surrounding melon eaters could hear it clearly, and their attention was instantly focused on him, and even the aunt who was frantically outputting the mouth cannon was stunned and quiet.

This voice seems to have a kind of magic, and the melon eaters feel as if they have heard the sound of the Buddha, don't ask them how they know what the voice of the Buddha is like, they don't know, but when they hear the voice, they know.

A few simple words, like a clear stream flowing, make people feel peaceful and peaceful, and wash away all the original troubles, anger, grief and other negative emotions.

Even the dead child forgot to cry.

"Female donor, you ......"

"Yes! What the master said is true! It was me who was wrong! I shouldn't have scolded the master, everything was my fault! Woo~"

Chen Yi just wanted to try the power of the supernatural powers, and found that as soon as he opened his mouth, everyone was quiet, and he was secretly happy, just about to take advantage of the victory to pursue, educate and educate the aunt and the dead child, who knows that before he said anything, the aunt fell down, crying bitterly.

“……”

What did I say, you're wrong? Although it is indeed your fault!

Family traditions, huh? Do your family members like to cry at every turn?

"Female benefactor......

"Master, needless to say! That's my fault! Whining! ”

“……”

Lady benefactor, can you please let me say a word......

Chen Yi wiped the cold sweat that did not exist on his forehead, and he was secretly shocked in his heart.

The power of this supernatural power is too great, right?

He originally thought that the effect of this magic power was to make his words more convincing, but he didn't expect it to make people repent directly......

Looking at the people eating melons around, they were also heavy, amazed, and moved.

From time to time, there were a few praises, it turned out that this bald head was really a monk, and he was also a high-ranking monk.

This is not a lotus flower, this is an evil skill!

"Female benefactor......

“pia！”

Chen Yi spoke again, but he didn't expect that the aunt wiped her tears, gritted her teeth, and turned around with a resounding slap, which was firmly slapped on the bear child's fat face, and the fat on her face trembled.

The bear child was dumbfounded, and Chen Yi was also dumbfounded.

"The master is right, this child has been spoiled by me, I will definitely educate him well in the future, and definitely let him grow up healthy and upright!"

As he spoke, he looked back at the bear child, with a vicious glint in his eyes.

“……”

The bear child pursed his mouth and wanted to cry, but when he looked at the terrible grandmother he had never seen, he didn't dare to cry, and the tears kept rolling in his little eyes, but he didn't dare to run out.

Chen Yi was about to cry, what did I say, how could I be right?

The power of the tongue can lotus is too terrifying, Chen Yizhen is a little scared, after a while, people say that he is engaged in the X Sect movement, inciting the masses, and instigating a fifty-year-old aunt to attack a six-year-old fat man, what should I do?

"Goodo......"

"That...... The sea of bitterness is boundless, and turning back is the shore, since the female benefactor knows that repentance is great goodness, then what kind of little monk still has something, so I will leave! ”

Chen Yi finished his words in one breath, and didn't give people a chance to interject, for fear of hearing his aunt's "I was wrong!" again! As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately turned around and wanted to slip away.

As soon as he turned around, a flashlight flashed out, and the robe suddenly tightened, Chen Yi's heart was also tight, and his eyes flashed: "What?" ”

Auntie's eyes flashed fiercely: "You can't go!" ”

"What do you want to do?" Chan is also vigilant.

In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, do you still want to forcibly kidnap little fresh meat?

The aunt let go of her robe and jumped in front of Chen Yi, with a kind smile: "Master, you haven't given me your contact information and address yet!" Which temple are you from? I have to go to the incense often, and ask the master for guidance! ”

"Yes, yes, yes, I think so too, we also need the address and contact information! Tell us about it! ”

After the aunt finished speaking, the surrounding melon-eating crowd immediately echoed, although they were still a little confused, but just now the bald head in front of them made them forget a lot of troubles but it is an indisputable fact.

Although I think it is very incredible and even ridiculous, I have a sense of convincing in my heart for no reason, just that Chen Yizhen is a high-ranking monk.

Many people are starting to become somewhat religious.

Those uncles and aunts are so foolish, what's the matter with you little sisters? As for being so excited?

“……”

Looking at a few girls whose eyes lit up, they were about to pounce on him, eager to eat him, Chen Yi pulled the corners of his mouth stiffly: "Uh...... In fact, the little monk is just a little monk, a part-time master...... Ahem, a psychological counselor, not a monk. ”

He still didn't dare to call the name of a high monk, it was terrifying......

Let's talk about psychiatrists, he's not qualified enough, and he's already planning to resign, let alone resign.

The most important thing is that he can't lie.

As for the counselor, it's not a lie, is it?

Before he had the idea of resigning, he had this plan to open his own psychological counseling center.

Of course, this is not something that can be opened casually, but he has his own way.

After all, no matter how high his martial arts are, he still has to eat, especially when he finds that his food has increased greatly and realizes that he may not be able to support himself......

Now he is even more determined in this idea, because the magic power of the Tongue Lotus is too powerful! It's so suitable for his career plan!

"Oops! This is the true master! ”

"What do you say?"

"It's hidden in the city! The thousand-year-old temple can be listed, and the master is not allowed to come out and open a clinic? At least it's still to save the world. ”

"That's right!"

Yell? You're quite literate.

The melon-eating crowd praised lifelessly, but Chen Yi's face darkened.

Can't take off the title of master?

Chen Yi was so entangled by a group of enthusiastic temporary believers that he had no choice but to set up a WeChat message group and sweep everyone in.

And then don't care about anything else, just pull your legs and run.

Hungry bean Buddha, is this considered the development of the X Sect organization?

Before leaving, Chen Yi still had a little vague thought.

ran away without a trace, but at the corner, Chen Yi came back again, bent over the cat behind a shelf, peeking at the group of melon eaters.

Sister, his shopping cart hasn't been pulled away yet.

Not long after the group of melon eaters slipped away, someone suddenly said something strange.

"Huh? Strange, how did I feel so comfortable just now? ”

"Don't say it, so am I."

"yes, it's like a hot spring."

"Could it be that the master just now knows how to demons?" A middle-aged man said in horror.

"Fart! How can a master know how to demons? Even if it does, it's still Dharma! An aunt sprayed him in the face, and most of the rest of the people also looked deeply impressed.

The bear child's grandmother in the crowd, who sprayed Chen Yi's saliva at the beginning, was looking at her bear grandson with a complicated face, and a trace of hesitation and ruthless alternating struggles flashed on her face from time to time.

Auntie's face flashed, and finally as if she had made up her mind, it became a face full of firmness and ruthlessness, and the bear child was also full of excitement, he already had a feeling in the dark, and there may not be a good life in the future, the tears that were rolling in the little eyes could no longer be controlled, and they rolled out, and cried again.

It's just that in exchange for not grandma's loving and anxious comfort, but "pia!" Then he was picked up by the aunt and scolded and left......