Volume 1: I Am the Heavenly Master Chapter 43 Convenience Store (I)
Seeing that I was stunned, Zhuang Yan didn't hit me, and pushed me: "What? Spotted? ”
"It's nothing, I'll have to look for him another day, do you know where Namoguan is?" I motioned for us to talk as we went.
"I haven't heard of it, but I can check it for you." Zhuang Yan restored everyone's beautiful appearance and led me to the parking lot to find a car and go home.
Director Ma called me and told me that Lao Liu and Xiao Zhang had been arranged, and as long as I told him a day in advance, they would be ready to wait for me.
I turned around again and said that I needed to take the peachwood sword with me, and I was afraid that I would not be able to recover the evil spirit after entering the mountain, and the evil spirit would take revenge when I was not prepared. Director Ma hurriedly asked me how much it would cost to buy this sword directly from me? Therefore, I made it difficult to emphasize that the Heavenly Master needed to consume a lot of essence and divine power to fatten a peachwood sword, and in the end, I suffered a big loss, and transferred it to him at half of the market price, as long as one thousand.
Director Ma immediately responded: "No problem, when you come to deal with the back mountain, I will give it to you again." ”
I just hung up the phone happily, and Zhuang Yan spoke: "What? Found a treasure? Laughing like this? ”
I controlled my emotions and said, "It's normal to drive your car well, and people have happy events." ”
Back in Xincun, it was still early, and it was just right to buy vegetables and cook. Zhuang Yan went to the company to park, and I went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables first.
As soon as he entered the vegetable market, he was stopped by Fang Lan.
"Thank you, Master, thank you, Master!"
Fang Lan stood in front of me with a look of emotion that she wanted to cry.
"You're welcome, how's that? I didn't have that dream last night! "In this case, I naturally want to make me appear taller, bigger, and kinder.
"No, I slept all night. By the way, how can I thank you. ”
"It's a trivial matter, I met it by the way to help you deal with it, just don't help me publicize." I made it look like I was going to buy vegetables, and then put it down, I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to push Fang Lan and empty her rice shop.
"Where do you live? We'll take the time to visit another day. ”
"Don't be so polite, I live on the second floor of Boss Ouyang's supermarket, just over there, go up a staircase alone." I raised my hand and pointed to the supermarket in the direction of the village, afraid that they would not be able to find it when the time came.
"Okay, okay, you're busy!" Fang Lan looked pious, and I felt that in her mind, I was like a god descending to earth.
Entering the house with Zhuang Yan, although he missed the hardship fee of a hundred oceans today, he pre-sold the peachwood sword at a high price. I bought a grass carp, green onions, and coriander, and I'm going to make a big pot of fish in clear soup tonight to celebrate.
Zhuang Yan followed my footsteps into the door, saw the grass carp, and was excited: "Wow, why are you so happy today?" Improve your food! ”
I ignored her and carefully arranged the soup for cooking fish, but I thought in my heart that Fang Lan and her family would send me something?
"What's the afternoon arrangement?"
"Storming the Post and Telecommunications Building." I didn't look up, I was carefully preparing the dipping sauce for the fish. Although I grew up in the north, I don't have any ambiguity about eating spicy food. And on the side of Xinxing, the taste is mainly sour and spicy, which is exactly what I want. I secretly doubled the proportion of chili peppers in the dipping sauce, and if I could make Zhuang Yan so spicy that she couldn't eat the fish, maybe she would leave in anger.
Looking at the boiling water, I smiled to myself.
"What are you smirking at?" Zhuang Yan was watching me from the kitchen door.
I think I'm okay with exorcism, and I can catch it at my fingertips. But this numerology physiognomy is much worse, heaven and earth, I didn't count how spicy Zhuang Yan was, I dipped in the dipping sauce that was about to make me spicy, and watched her sweat profusely eating. Originally planned to eat two meals of nearly three catties of grass carp, but after lunch, there was only half of the fish tail left, Zhuang Yan rubbed the slightly bulging belly and said, "Oops! Hold me to death, you wash the bowl at noon. ”
At that time, my face felt very long, and I blew on my lower lip upwards, and I couldn't feel the hair on my head.
"What to do, what to eat, what to eat, I feel that what I am talking about is Zhuang Yan." ’
I called out Yao, asked her to help wash the dishes, and asked Zhuang Yan to go out for a walk to eat.
Walking to the supermarket, Ouyang Jia mysteriously pulled me into the counter. After opening QQ, I clicked on a person's application to join the group, and asked me softly: "This code word is not too right, but I know what it looks like, you see, do you add it?" ”
Just an application in the morning, no need to ask is the guy's application.
I'm asking the boss to add in first, and if I find something wrong, just kick it out.
Zhuang Yan checked the snacks and drinks on the shelves, and a sentence came out: "I said boss, Q group plus no people, what's the use of asking a heavenly master, do you want to consult a newspaper reporter?" Let me give you some advice, will you be paid...... A bottle of Coke is fine, uh no... Two bottles. ”
I looked up and saw three souls in the distance froze and looked at me. One of the nearby ones floated directly to me, and the other quickly floated to Zhuang Yan's side, but as soon as they got close, they screamed and squatted down with a painful face. Zhuang Yan didn't feel anything, and chose a drink by herself.
"What spell did you bring her?" Beside me, a soul that looked like an uncle looked at me with an angry face.
Forget it, escaping is not a solution, some things have to be faced sooner or later. ’
"Want to know? Follow me......" I motioned to a few souls and left the counter without looking back into the warehouse. Zhuang Yan looked at me in a daze, and the boss was delighted, thinking that I had made a move, and he would definitely be able to help him clean it up.
The five souls really followed from a distance.
I found a box that could hold the weight of my body and sat down, looking up at them with a posture of asking questions.
"Are you really a Heavenly Master?"
I nodded.
Xiao Xuan didn't know what was going on, so she stuck her head into the warehouse to look at me: "Brother Yang, what's wrong?" ”
"It's none of your business, go out (come) to work!" Ouyang Jia's voices and I came out almost at the same time, with a hint of anger in our tones.
Xiao Xiao stuck out her tongue in fright and left the warehouse gate like a second monk.
"That's your girlfriend? What talisman does she have on her? "Uncle's soul is chasing after him.
"Yes and how, no, how? Let you down, she was born with all evils. "I'm a little tougher, and I want to give them a few shots.
"Since I let you know that I am a Heavenly Master, then there is no room for you here." I waited for the soul that had been slightly injured just now to come in, and in a flash I blocked the door of the warehouse, and my left and right hands had formed a demon slaying fan mark.
The five souls usually wandered on their own, but when it was time for them to work together and kneel down in front of me.
"Master spare us!"
The five souls not only move in unison, but also speak in unison.
"Originally, I wasn't going to do anything, but today, as soon as you heard that I was a Heavenly Master, you panicked and wanted to threaten me, didn't you?" I stared viciously at the soul that had hit Zhuang Yan and was injured.
"No, no, no, I just wanted to run over and beg you." "Me too!"
"What do you ask me for?"
"Master be merciful, don't kill us, send us away!" It's a chorus again.
Originally, these souls, I wanted the boss to give some blood and spend money to ask me to help. But when I found out that my boss was the middleman, I gave up on the idea. Forget it, since it's all exposed, let's send a free favor.
"Okay, this Heavenly Master has granted your wishes. Come one by one, report the name and birthday, and remember the time of death. Who comes first? ”
I pulled out my notebook and began to record.
At first, they pushed each other a few times, but then the uncle's soul carried forward his style and took the initiative to rank himself last, arranging the order one by one.
Once I had order, I began to send them back to the spirit world one by one, according to the name and year.
Two hours later, the five souls were finally sent back to the spirit world according to the name of the time they said, and when I put away the small notebook, I found that Zhuang Yan was leaning seriously on the door frame of the warehouse and looking at me.
"How long have you been here?" I asked her.
"In more than an hour, how many souls did you send away just now? I see how the notes in your hand have become shorter and disappear one by one? If I had before, I would have thought you were cheating. ”
However, I think it's a little strange, how can the five souls be sent away, and how can they still feel a strong yin qi gathered around them.
The warehouse is almost half full, and there should still be more than one soul hiding here, but it didn't come out when I sent those five away, so I don't know what I'm trying to do here? Whether it will hurt anyone, or what the intention is, I don't know.
"Tell me about it! How many to send away? Zhuang Yan saw that I didn't speak, and asked again.
"You cut off my money, do you know?"
I explained to Zhuang Yan in a soft voice without reservation why I hid the news that I was a Heavenly Master in the supermarket, the key was to wait for the boss to spend money to invite me, and he was not short of money. But now that it's exposed, I'll send it away for free, or they might use the boss, Xiao Xuan, and her to threaten me.
Zhuang Yan thought about it, as if she had a new idea for writing, and pulled me to go back to writing.
"I warn you, you can't write anything about souls in the world, and if you write it, you may go to a mental hospital. When the time comes, remember to ask your parents to book you a better single room. I got up and followed her, warning along the way.
Zhuang Yan stopped and turned around, "You've told me more than eight hundred times!" ”
I was about to smile embarrassedly, but I saw a blue and black soul standing behind Zhuang Yan, who could no longer distinguish between male and female appearances, and the soul that had absorbed human yang qi cultivation for a long time would appear in such a posture. Instantly, my scalp was numb, although Zhuang Yan said that all evils did not invade, but it only worked for the more elementary souls, and the one behind her pounced from behind her with a cruel smile, wanting to possess Zhuang Yan.
"Be careful!"
As soon as I finished speaking, I came face to face with the evil spirit, and the evil spirit failed to possess me, and the whole spirit body passed through Zhuang Yan's body and almost hit me.
"What?" Zhuang Yan turned to watch, but her hands that she didn't want to shake slapped on the waist of the evil spirit, which caught the evil spirit a little off guard.
Oh my God, what's going on? Evil spirits can't move her, but she can move evil spirits?
Although all kinds of question marks and exclamation marks flashed in my mind, my hand was not idle, I slapped a fan mark in my left hand, and my right hand had pinched out a soul fixing talisman and slapped it at the left side of the evil spirit's face.
"Bang!" When the evil spirit failed to possess me, and after being slapped by Zhuang Yan a few times, I felt strange, and when my left hand fanned the seal in the chest of the evil spirit, and when the evil spirit turned to me in pain, the soul fixing charm in my right hand had already followed in time and pasted it on the left side of its face.
Hold on to my soul, I'm afraid there's something missing, and I'm about to take a closer look.
Zhuang Yan pushed the evil spirit down to me, and screamed in her mouth: "Okay, you pervert, Lang Lang Qiankun is doing something to me again." ”