Volume 1: I Am the Celestial Master Chapter 44 Convenience Store (II)
Misunderstandings happen every year, so you shouldn't come today.
I never expected that the soul that had been affixed with the soul fixing talisman would be able to fall to me. Before I lost consciousness, I saw a slow-motion close-up that looked like it had been deliberately arranged. The stiff-faced demon smiled and pressed towards me, the high-grade soul talisman I had drawn with my own hands dancing in the wind on the left side of its face, falling to the side.
Then, the screams of Zhuang Yan and the boss rang out...... But I don't have control over my body.
I don't know how long later, I was woken up by a fishy smell, and the first thing I saw was Xiao Xiao standing in front of me trembling, holding an empty bowl in her hand, and there was some unknown animal blood dripping down the bowl. I felt the contents of her bowl spill all over my face.
There was a bent water pipe on the floor, two supermarket shelves collapsed, and items were scattered all over the floor. Zhuang Yan and the boss were holding their heads in their hands and shrunk in a corner, and continued to exclaim incoherently: "There is a debtor and a debtor, you go to him!" ”
I was busy meditating on the Purification Decision, closing the Yin and Yang Qi Channel, and turning around to check. Damn, I must have been possessed by it just now...... If this matter is going to get out, how can I still gain a foothold in the Heavenly Master Realm?
Behind me, the demon collapsed on the ground, painful and distorted.
"I'm a person with a lot of revenge, let's say it! How do you want to die? "I turned my hand back into my pocket, and I pinched the two bags of ash in my pocket.
"If you want to kill, you can scrape whatever you want, I want to frown, I will take your surname!"
As the saying goes, the soft are afraid of the hard, the hard are afraid of the horizontal, and the horizontal is afraid of the dead...... Encountering this deadly evil spirit instantly made me a little wilted. With a small plastic bag in my left hand, I took out two packets of broken pot bottom ash, gently rubbed my fingers above the evil spirit, and said, "I don't know how to shave you, but I can let you enjoy a high-end SPA service before sending you away." ”
The ash at the bottom of the pot fell down my twisted fingers and fell on the evil spirit, the evil spirit gritted its teeth and endured the unbridled burning of the spiritual fire on its body, and only five seconds later, most of the ash at the bottom of the pot in his hand was left, so he bowed his head and begged for mercy, "Please give me a good time!" I can't stand it! ”
With its wail, I stopped what I was doing, and I was afraid of pain if I wasn't afraid of death!
"Thank you, Master!"
"How many people have been killed?" I withdrew the ashes that had been left in my hand, and formed a sword finger in my right hand and a golden canopy in my left hand, hoping that it would be less painful when it left.
"Not a single one! I just quietly borrowed some yang energy from them, and I didn't hurt anyone. ”
Also, I have been in Xincun for so long, and I haven't heard the news of a violent death of someone. I thought to myself.
"Then I just sent them away, why are you still hiding there and not daring to come? Are you still nostalgic for the mortal world? "I'm a little angry.
At this time, Zhuang Yan and Ouyang Jia saw that I was normal, and looked at me from a distance talking to themselves, not daring to come over.
"I ...... I... I'm also confused, and I believe them, I really don't want to stay here and hurt people! "The evil spirit shows weakness, and I can't continue to use it, but there seems to be a message between the words......
"Who are they?"
"I don't know! Last month, a few evil cultivators came and told me that the soul was about to rule over the human race, so that I could practice with peace of mind...... "The evil spirit cried a little, and it verified my theory that the ash at the bottom of the pot worked very well on evil spirits.
"Where did they go?"
"I don't know! I've seen it once. ”
"Where do they like to move?" I pressed the demons even closer.
The evil spirit's body trembled, as if he didn't dare to speak.
"This Heavenly Master has the virtue of a good life, as long as you can remember your surname and date of birth, I can let you return to the spirit world normally. There is one condition...... Tell me: where are they often? "I'm a little anxious, this rare clue can't just be broken.
"Let me go, and I'll tell you!" The evil spirits seem to know my weakness.
The sword qi of the sword finger in my right hand had already broken through two inches, but I couldn't do it for a long time. The demon's slightly threatening tone made me feel uncomfortable, "This multiple-choice question is up to you, and you will be given three seconds in the end, reincarnation...... Or disappear? …… Three...... Two...... One! ”
Three seconds later, instead of using the golden peng in my left hand, I swung directly with the sword finger of my right hand, cutting off the head of the evil spirit.
The most taboo thing for the Celestial Master is to be found by the soul to find a weakness, and the Master used to say, 'Although the soul is more trustworthy than ordinary people, once they catch you with weakness, it will be difficult for you to establish your prestige in front of them.' Since it has chosen to disappear, I have fulfilled it.
After dealing with it, I ignored the demonic body, which had not completely dissipated, and turned to the counter.
Ouyang Jia looked at me tremblingly and handed over half a roll of paper.
I angrily took a few squares in my hand and wiped the remaining blood on my face, "It's okay, it was really dangerous just now." After comforting the boss, I turned to Xiao Xuan: "Thank you, if it wasn't for you just now, I really don't know what the consequences would be." ”
Ouyang Xuan looked frightened and only nodded at me.
I swept to the shelves again, turned back to the boss and said, "Hard boss, why don't you count the losses first, count my head, and I'll go back and take a shower first." ”
Boss Ouyang hadn't fully woken up yet, and nodded to say yes.
Zhuang Yannuonuo came to his side, looking like he had made a mistake and didn't dare to speak.
Seeing her appearance, the anger in my body disappeared in an instant. I wanted to pat her on the shoulder to comfort her, but my hands were either ash or blood stains, so I raised my hand in the air, "Help clean it up, I'll be here in a moment." It's okay! ”
Zhuang Yan nodded vigorously, counting it as a response to me.
I left the three of them to clean up and go back to the house to take a shower.
I don't know what I went through when I was possessed? However, the expressions of Zhuang Yan, the boss and Xiao Yu told me that this was not a small matter. When I was undressing and taking a shower, I accidentally touched my head, and the pain was cracking, and I didn't know who had come up on my head just now.
After taking a shower, I found that there were several painful places on my arms, thighs and back. I beckoned carefully, and all the bruises of different shapes appeared, and I counted them, no less than twenty places.
"What kind of sin have I created!"
I can't help but feel sorry for myself for twenty seconds. Today, I was possessed by a soul that was not too high, and I was miserable, and I was very unhappy, and I would never put Yao at home to wash dishes in the future. If she were there today, even if I was accidentally possessed, she would be able to help me resolve the crisis.
After taking a shower and going out, Yao asked with concern, "What?" The dignified Heavenly Master is possessed? ”
"Don't ask, follow me later. I smashed a lot of things in the supermarket and had to lose money. ”
"And how did you get out?"
"You don't care, anyway, you have to smash a lot of things and lose money."
Sometimes I hate Yao's concern, the more you don't want to be mentioned, the more she likes to keep asking for details, in short, it's very annoying.
After wiping the medicine and stuffing the changed clothes into the washing machine, I endured the pain and returned to the supermarket.
The three of them were cleaning up the mess, and the damage must not have been counted yet, so I stood at the door and said to them, "I feel pain all over my body, so I can't help you, I want to sit for a while." ”
"No, you sit there and rest." Ouyang Jia replied, and said to Xiao Xuan: "Cook more rice in the evening, and everyone will have dinner together." ”
Xiao Xiao nodded and continued to silently stuff the things that could no longer be asked for into the big trash can.
Zhuang Yan sobbed softly while cleaning up the debris on the floor.
I picked up a bottle of Coke that had rolled down from the inner shelf to the door, and raised my hand to signal to the boss: "This will be counted as a loss for a while." Without waiting for the boss to answer, I unscrewed the cap of the bottle in a chic manner, and felt a restless airflow expanding in my hand. Pity the black suit I just changed into after taking a shower and the pure white cotton T-shirt underneath.
Looking at my embarrassed appearance, the three people inside all showed their ease.
At dinner, the four of them sat around the junction of the supermarket and the boss's house, a pot of potato stewed chicken that had been pressed by a pressure cooker for fifteen minutes was full of aroma, accompanied by a few snacks, and the boss also generously opened a bottle of Fenjiu from Xinghua Village.
My boss and I explained to the two of us the fact that the soul exists, and the boss is an intermediary who knows how to establish a connection between ordinary people and the Heavenly Master. Xiao Yan's eyes and mouth were wide open, Zhuang Yan was better, but she was sulking with her mouth.
We don't know what she's thinking, in short, it's mainly about explaining the soul, and we can't publicize it, and if the people in the management department know, they will quietly put people under house arrest or take them to work in the management office. In short, these things should not be allowed to circulate in the world.
The boss was even more generous, saying that this time it was also for his supermarket to exorcise evil spirits, and the losses caused were my exorcism expenses, so I don't have to take it to heart.
I endured the pain and asked my boss if there was a security camera, I wanted to see where my head was hit and I was injured.
Zhuang Yan looked like she had something to say, and was swallowed back by the boss with a cough.
"How can there be an exorcism that doesn't hurt, you're still young, just raise it for two days." Ouyang Jia raised his wine glass and wanted to clink glasses with me.
Come to think of it, it's nothing, just think of yourself as a full-body muscle masaki. I raised my glass, clinked glasses with the boss, and said that Xiao Xia was not afraid of danger today, and he actually knew that chicken blood could defeat evil spirits. It can be regarded as a whim of the boss today, and he just wanted to eat chicken, so he bought a live chicken from the vegetable market and let Xiao Xiao slaughter it.
Zhuang Yan was not in a high mood, and her eyes were staring at the corner of the room in a daze. I followed her gaze, and a half-curved hose fell into my sight, and then at her, her eyes squinting at the boss.
I think when I was possessed, the boss used the pipe to give me a bite in self-defense.
It's hard for Zhuang Yan to feel so sorry for me, and I can't help but feel a little pity.
"What's the matter, young lady, don't be sad. Although it was caused by your mistake, you didn't mean it, and you are not to blame for it. ”
"I ate too much at noon, and now I can't eat it when I look at a pot of chicken, how can you make me not sad......" Zhuang Yan looked at the pot of chicken in front of her sadly.
I was sentimental again, so I deliberately took out half of the chicken that I had bitten off from my mouth, humming that this was a delicious taste in the world......
Zhuang Yan had no love on her face, she had only eaten two bites of half a bowl of rice, but she couldn't eat a piece of chicken.