Prompt: [You have agreed to join the group, say hello to your friends!]

Li Xianyu was about to symbolically send a "Hello everyone", and then quit the software, who knew that the Thunderbolt King preemptively sent a message in the group: "@全体成员, I would like to introduce my new colleague to you, Li Xianyu, I just joined the Law Enforcement Department today, everyone is welcome." ”

Li Xianyu had no choice but to revise the wording and edit: "My name is Li Xianyu, please take care of my seniors, if I don't do anything well, you will fight ......"

The hand was smooth, silently deleted, and changed to: "You criticize more." ”

Then send it out.

There was silence in the group, and no one responded at all, even if the Raiden King used administrator privileges @ all members.

The seniors look so cold.

After a few minutes, someone finally responded.

Thunder Warrior Queen: "Welcome, welcome." ”

Girl Killer: "Oh, you're a new girl." ”

The fingering is similar to Kato Taka: "Did you hear the newcomer, women's clothes, or kick you out." ”

Li Bai: "It's fun to have friends from afar. If the newlyweds wear women's clothes, they are even more happy. ”

The few people who came forward, except for the first one who was decent, the others made Li Xianyu feel deeply malicious.

I don't know when it started, but the old people in the group always like to flirt with newcomers and wear women's clothes.

But women's clothing is impossible for women's clothing, and it is impossible in this life.

[Minister of Law Enforcement] Raiden King sent a [sweaty] expression: "You guys look like you're a bit of a senior, don't be skinny." Telling his identity scares you to death. ”

Thunder Battle Queen: "?"

Teenage Killer: "?"

The fingering resembles that of Kato Taka: "?"

[Archivist] Murphy: "Yes, his identity is very unusual, we all know him. ”

Li Xianyu noticed that this Murphy, like the Thunderbolt King, is a big guy with a prefix, an archivist? Then she should know her true identity.

Oh, the heir of the Peerless Battle Spirit, the son of Li Wuxiang, I will scare you to death when I say it.

The corners of Li Xianyu's mouth twitched.

Li Bai: "Murphy, be clear. ”

Thunder Warrior Princess: "We all know each other? ”

The avatar of Thunder Battle Ji is a short-haired and delicate beauty, I don't know if it's me.

Murphy: "Wait. ”

More than ten seconds later, Murphy posted a photo in the group, which was Li Xianyu's entry form, which contained his detailed information and a one-inch photo of him.

Li Xianyu has delicate facial features and a very pleasing skin.

[Archivist] Murphy: "I just ask you if you're afraid." ”

There was a sudden silence in the group.

The smile on the corner of Li Xianyu's mouth spread, he seemed to foresee the restlessness after the silence, the big guys must have been shocked, and the next content was nothing more than "Wow, the successor of the unequaled battle spirit", "Big guy, take my knees", "Big guy, are you interested in making a PY deal" and so on.

Sure enough, a few seconds later, the group was fried.

First of all, Li Bai sent a picture, a man lying on the bed naked, his eyes widened, and the hard candy under his crotch exuded a hideous murderous aura, and the size was extremely amazing.

The words on the picture: [What to see, Lao Tzu 20 centimeters call you to death]

Li Xianyu: "!!"

The smile on Li Xianyu's face gradually disappeared, and then gradually became hideous......

The guy in the picture is him, that's right, he was almost forcibly picked up by Qingqing that day.

At this moment, his private photos are appearing in the company's employee group, and he still doesn't fight horses.

Wait a minute!

Why is my photo here and when did I take it?

Thunder Zhan Ji posted exactly the same photo, but with a different wording: [Come on, come to fight.] 】

The girl killer is the same as above, and the picture is accompanied by the words: [Kneel down and call Dad.] 】

The fingering is similar to Kato Eagle as above, and the picture is accompanied by words: [All of them are so arrogant, I'm afraid you don't know the real power]

Li Xianyu remembered that Uncle Qin had taken a photo of him that day.

No wonder Sanwu called him "Ding Ding's big man" when they met, Sanwu only remembered the most distinctive characteristics of others.

It turned out that his intimate photos had long been circulated in the company group and were broken by them.

Li Xianyu's hand holding the mobile phone trembled violently......

He felt the deep malice of the world.

A lifetime of black history.

【Administrator】Thunderbolt Master: "Ahem, you guys are enough, just play with this kind of diagram when the person is not there, don't go too far." After all, Li Xianyu is still a child. @行走的打桩机当个群宠也不错......"

God is a group pet, Li Xianyu silently covered his face.

Teenage Killer: "Still a child? ”

The fingering resembles that of Takashi Kato: "The future is immeasurable." ”

Li Bai: "The future is immeasurable. ”

【Administrator】Lightning King: "......"

He silently withdrew the previous pictures, and as an administrator, he had this permission.

【Administrator】Thunderbolt Master: "Li Xianyu, are you still there?" ”

Humanoid piledriver: "Xiao Mengxin is hiding in the corner and shivering, can you at least give me a mosaic, the net cleaning operation is in full swing, believe it or not, report you." ”

Girl Killer: "It's useless to report, this app is software developed in-house, there is no reporting function, and it is itself a software that "can't see the light", compared to the information and things on the forum, what is the eighteen prohibitions. ”

Li Xianyu received a private chat from the Thunderbolt King, the Thunderbolt King: "Don't make your identity public for the time being, although the group is all your own people, but you still have to keep it secret, and when you awaken your bloodline in the future and have a certain ability to protect yourself, you can see people openly." ”

Li Xianyu replied with an [ok] gesture, and complained by the way: "Dharma King, what do I think of the seniors in the group...... Not very friendly?"

Raiden King: "It's your delusion. ”

Li Xianyu: "It's not an illusion. ”

Thunderbolt King: "It's just a few skinny, and the other stable employees in the group don't take the lead." ”

Li Xianyu: "Oh. ”

At this time, Li Xianyu saw that someone in the group was @ him.

Switched to the group chat, and found that the person who @ him was also a big guy with a prefix: [Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs], but compared to his name, the prefix is nothing, his name is "Li Shizhen".

[Deputy Minister of Medical Department] Li Shizhen: "@行走的打桩机, look at your face, there is a very serious kidney deficiency, the kidney hides the essence of the human body, for the bloodline, the kidney is the most important organ, you are in such a state, I am afraid it is difficult to turn into a law enforcer, come to the company another day, I will help you with acupuncture, charge you five points, the price is fair, and Tong Su is not bullied." ”

Girl Killer: "Poor child, I was almost drained by the fox demon." ”

The fingering is similar to Kato Eagle: "A few days ago, Uncle Qin said that this kid was almost picked up by the fox demon, so it doesn't matter whether the man's stick is good or not, the important thing is to have an unearthly fingering, maybe it can save your life." ”

Walking piledriver: "Can I save it?" But I don't have points, I'm still a newcomer. ”

Li Xianyu was overjoyed.

[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "It's just kidney deficiency, it's not a big problem, you can take credit if you earn points, and then give me when you earn points." ”

After Li Shizhen finished sending this paragraph, he received a private chat from the Thunderbolt King: "Don't make promises, you can't save him." ”

Li Shizhen: "?"

How is it possible, he is a dignified master of traditional Chinese medicine, a well-known golden needle doctor in the bloodline world, and a mere kidney deficiency can stump him?

Even if it is a kidney loss, he can catch it.

Thunderbolt Master: "Hehe, Li Wuxiang's kidney has been cured by you?"

Li Shizhen: "That's different, it's because of ...... Wait, what do you mean?!"

King Thunderbolt: "Let's take a look at the ancestral kidney loss of the Li family." ”

Li Shizhen: "...... He is the son of Li Wuxiang!"

Li Shizhen reacted violently.

Raiden King: "There are not many people in the company who know about this, remember to keep it secret." ”

In the group, the walking pile driver: "@李时珍, big guy, let's make an appointment to meet, it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, it's okay today, I'll come over now." ”

System prompt: Li Shizhen withdrew a message.

System prompt: Li Shizhen withdrew a message.

He retracted all the two passages he had said.

What's going on?

Walking piledriver: "@李时珍, what's the matter, I will definitely return the points to you in the future, swear by the discipline." ”

[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "There is no help, farewell." ”

Thunder Battle Ji: "Li Shizhen, don't be skinny, if it's points, I'll give you for Li Xianyu first." ”

But no matter how Thunder Zhan Ji @ him, Li Shizhen never responded, and seemed to have gone offline.

Thunder Zhanji: "@行走的打桩机, you can go to the company to find him by yourself another day, Li Shizhen's acupuncture skills are very powerful, he may have something offline." ”

Li Xianyu's heart warmed: "Thank you, Zhan Ji." ”

Sure enough, it was still a woman who was considerate and gentle, and was empathetic, in this group full of big guys, Zhan Ji's words were like a fire in winter, warming Li Xianyu's weak kidneys.

The fingering is similar to Kato Eagle: "Sao Nian, don't be afraid of kidney deficiency, real men never rely on sticks, I will teach you a trick of Dongying's long-lost fingering, so that you can get rid of kidney deficiency troubles, in exchange, you have to repay it with women's clothing." ”

The girl killer was not convinced: "Fingering is all crooked and heretical, real men rely on charm, and a look can make a woman orgasm." ”

The fingering is similar to Kato Taka: "Get out, you are a natural skill, how do you teach it." ”

Teenage Killer: "You're different. ”

The fingering is similar to Kato Hawk's big Ding Ding fruit photo of Li Xianyu, and the picture is accompanied by the words: "Kneel down and call Dad." ”

The girl killer strikes back, the same picture, with the caption: "You don't know anything about power." ”

The two of them began to fight frantically, and the picture is an eternal and unchanging photo of the big pot, and the bigwigs' matching is simply a stroke of genius......

Li Xianyu was desperate in his heart.

King Kong: "You guys are arguing to death, you know all day long to brush some non-nutritious things, who has new seeds, share them with me." ”

Another company senior has emerged.

Girl Killer: "There are torrents in the group files, download them yourself." ”

King Kong: "I've seen it all.,I want a new one.。 ”

The fingering is similar to that of Takashi Kato: "Whoever has that kind of thing, we don't need it." ”

King Kong: "It's still Long Aotian, the seeds in the group are all uploaded by him, after he sleeps, there are no more talents in this group, what use do you want." ”

Thunder Battle Queen: "Hehe." ”

Li Bai: "Sitting alone in the study and being a wife, I don't mention this to outsiders." @金刚狼你个悲剧. ”

No one responded for a long time.

Walking piledriver: "If you change your left hand to your right hand, it will be like retiring your wife and marrying again?"

The group fell silent again, and then, Li Bai: "Brush and pounce, and the eyes are soft and confused." ”

Walking piledriver: "Drop by bit to the ground, and children and grandchildren turn into mud." ”

The poem should have ended here, but Li Bai didn't finish, he continued: "I felt meaningless afterwards, and I decided not to give up my wife from now on." @行走的打桩机"

Li Xian Yuxin said, is this going to fight poetry with me?

Walking pile driver: "It's another late night, and the roll paper is neatly laid again." ”

Li Bai: "I forgot last night, King Kong waste paper hurt my body." ”

Walking pile driver: "Before marrying a wife, the kidney is deficient, you say it's a pity." ”

When editing this paragraph, Li Xianyu's nose was sour, and he always wanted to cry.

Li Bai: "You are really a talent. ”

Walking Pile Driver: "You're not bad. ”

Thunder Warrior Queen: "......"

Teenage Killer: "......"

Fingering resembles Takashi Kato: "......"

Raiden King: "......"

King Kong: "......"