Chapter 22 Li Xianyu: I have a new one
Three days have passed, Li Xianyu has met several company bloodlines in the group, except for the Thunderbolt King, everyone else is not very reliable, no, Thunder Zhan Ji is quite reliable, occasionally with the big skin, in fact, people are very reliable, not cold, Li Xianyu checked her space, is a tall figure, short hair delicate beauty.
The most indecent thing is that the girl killer and the fingering resembles Kato Taka, the former is a handsome man with a rich and handsome man, and the latter is an uncle with a stubbly beard.
Then Li Bai, the biggest characteristic of this person is that he likes to chant poetry, and he will soar a few lines of poetry when he speaks, and he is very tired of chatting with him, especially like fighting poetry, is it a poem that pops up, and then @ you take the next sentence.
There are also Murphy and Li Shizhen, who have only shown one side, the former is said to be in charge of the world's bloodline archives, and she took the title of all the bloodlines in the company. Li Xianyu has not yet turned positive, and he has no title for the time being.
No wonder he felt that the title of the company's bloodline was very similar, and it turned out to be from the same person.
This woman has a name for something, and she is a talent.
The blood does not ask for real names, and unless voluntary, they are uniformly referred to by code names.
Li Shizhen is one of the four great doctors in the medical department, acupuncture and moxibustion are unparalleled in the world, and he wants to cure his kidney deficiency is a matter of hand, but since that day, he has not been online, Li Xianyu can't figure out his mind, and everyone is not familiar with it, so he didn't go to the company to find someone.
Li Shizhen is also a code name, not a real name.
The most interesting thing is King Kong, this guy has a severe phobia of women, and he can't accept any physical contact with women, even if he shakes hands, he will be nauseous and vomiting, like, like...... Is a woman a piece of in his eyes?
The key is that King Kong is not gay, it's just a, there is no endless road, men can have many roads, and occasionally they can be a road.
But he didn't dare to be interested in men, so he could only use his hands as a companion and chat.
So that day, Li Bai was ridiculing King Kong, Li Xianyu accidentally entered the pit, and he was hated by King Kong in the past few days, and often scolded him as a newcomer in the group.
Bian Que said that this kind of mental trauma is almost permanent and cannot be cured. King Kong has collected almost all the islands over the years. ”
In a private chat, the Raiden King said so.
Bian Que is one of the four great doctors of the medical department.
It seems that he has been buying a computer memory card for a lot of money...... Li Xianyu deliberately checked on the Internet and keenly caught the loophole, "No, there are two cases of gynophobia, one is social fear, and the other is fear of women due to the vacancy of sperm bank." The former is generally seen in otaku, and the latter is in middle-aged uncles, what is the situation with King Kong, and where is his roots. ”
Otaku's phobia of women shouldn't be normal for them and women, and the middle-aged uncle lost to the pig-killing knife of the years, and women don't want it, let alone watch it.
Regarding this issue, the Raiden King is not very clear, and only says that it is mental trauma, but King Kong refuses to confide in the cause of his phobia.
I got up at eight o'clock in the morning, went downstairs to buy breakfast, and picked up the courier in the courier locker by the way. The courier is grandma's clothes and some snacks and daily necessities, women's clothes, which are too expensive in the mall to buy. Li Xianyu sacrificed Taobao, although Taobao is inferior and fake, it is cheap. Of course, he didn't give the Taobao account to his grandmother, and he finished the calf if he gave it.
Then there are the props he bought online to ward off evil spirits and prevent ghosts.
In addition, there is also a three-no express, which was sent by the company.
Grandma is still sleeping, with her back to the door, her slender legs are sandwiched between the futon, and she is wearing short pajama pants that have just reached the root of her thighs.
Lori has not grown up, the girl is too young, and women of the same age are not amorous enough, so it is better to be a young woman and a big sister.
didn't bother her, closed the door, he turned to Sanwu's room, held the express box in his hand, knocked on the door first, and then said, "Sanwu, I'm in." ”
Sanwu sat on the bed and watched TV obediently, staring intently, and did not say anything because of Li Xianyu's entry.
"Your courier. Li Xianyu handed over the express box.
Sanwu opened the box and took out a gas mask from it, with an expressionless little face, showing a slightly relieved expression.
"Gas mask?!" Li Xianyu seemed to have guessed something.
"Practice Qi!" said Sanwudao, putting on her gas mask and sitting cross-legged on the bed.
I did this.....
Sanwu thought for a while and explained: "If you don't wear a gas mask, you will be poisoned by the haze when you breathe, after all, we live in Shanghai." ”
Black is good.
Li Xianyu covered his face silently: "Do you have to wear this thing when you practice qi?" Why didn't I think of it? ”
Three nos: "There is a large air purifier in the company's ventilation system, so you don't have to worry about smog when you practice gas in the company." With you, you can only buy this. ”
He had made up all kinds of ways to overcome the end of the law era before, some were fantasy, some were immortal, and some were low, but he didn't expect it to be so scientific.
It turns out that in the era of the end of the law, all you need is a gas mask, or an air purifier?
Li Xianyu was excited: "You continue, I'll play the game." ”
I stayed up late last night and read a lot of information, he is no longer a novice in practicing qi, at least he knows a little common sense, there is a jargon in practicing qi: water drops and stones are worn, it is ten years of work!
It means that regardless of whether you are a genius or a waste of firewood, if you want to enter the hall in terms of qi training, the threshold is ten years.
It means that even if Li Xianyu is a once-in-a-millennium top genius, he has to practice for ten years before he can be successful.
Ten years later, he has grown into an uncle, and he can't pretend to be forced when he is young, so what's the point of practicing qi.
Li Xianyu, who is accustomed to a fast-paced life in Shanghai, has excluded the road of practicing qi from his heart.
can only rely on awakening, as long as you can awaken, you can control grandma, and you will be invincible in the world when the time comes.
"Ding!"
There was a message on the mobile phone, from the chat software "Ancient Demon".
Li Xianyu took out his mobile phone and swiped the chat of the blood ancestors.
It's King Kong complaining that there's no new one.,The old one is tired of seeing it.,And ask if there are any exciting island countries in the group.,Europe and the United States are also okay.。
But still no one responded to him, there are a bunch of monster bloodlines in the group, they want money and money, and there will be no shortage of women if they want to come, they may take a look because of interest, but they will definitely not collect and treasure them.
King Kong: "I'm bored, I know it's useless to beg you, why hasn't Long Aotian woken up yet, hasn't anyone called him recently?"
Thunder Battle Queen: "Do you dare to go, Charizard is lucky to be rescued, but even so, it relapsed a few days ago, and now it is tied up in the medical department and treated as a severely mentally ill patient." ”
Girl Killer: "I'm not afraid that otaku love fantasy, I'm afraid that otaku have superpowers." ”
The fingering is similar to Kato Taka: "So, I'd rather move bricks than be an otaku." And now that Sanwu is with Li Xianyu, otherwise with her protection, we can try to wake up Long Aotian. ”
Li Bai: "The three no-guards are the most safe, but you still can't wake up Long Aotian, and you can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep." Anyway, why does Sanwu follow an intern?"
Thunder Warrior Queen: "The Dharma King said that he was a manufacturable material. ”
The fingering is similar to that of Kato Taka: "Do you believe it? Just ask him if it's okay @ walking piledriver. ”
Li Xianyu was about to respond, when suddenly an unknown ID "Hitomi" asked, "Who is Li Xianyu?" ”
Li Bai sent a picture with the words: Little sister, brother will take you to see the goldfish.
The girl killer sent a picture with the words: Do you want to know the deity?
The fingering is similar to Kato Taka who sent a picture with the words: Three years of blood earning, the death penalty is not lost!
It's his dewy bird photo again.
Li Xianyu: MMP.
[Archivist] Murphy: "Don't post this kind of picture in front of children, and then ban it." Hitomi, that person is Li Xianyu. ”
Murphy withdrew all the photos.
Hitomi: "How can such a terrible person join the group." ”
When Li Xianyu saw this, a bitterness surged to the tip of his nose, he had just entered the rivers and lakes, and his image was gone.
[Archivist] Murphy: "Hitomi, is the new drama finished?"
Hitomi: "Well, I just finished my work, and I'm going back to Shanghai tomorrow for class, and my mother said that I can't leave too much homework behind." ”
She sent a few crew photos to the group, and took photos with various celebrities in ancient costumes, each photo has a little Lori with big eyes and long hair, who looks well-behaved and cute, very kawaii.
Little Lori should be Hitomi.
The fingering is similar to Kato Hawk: "Why is there no photo of Qin Baobao, and she hasn't made a new drama?"
Hitomi: "The boss has long since retired and is at home with the children." ”
Teenage Killer: "I'm curious about who the child's father is. ”
This question was unanimously praised by everyone.
[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "Hitomi, is your father's lumbar disc herniation better?" ”
Hitomi: "Thank you, grandpa, it's much better." ”
Walking pile driver: "Minister Li Shizhen, you have finally come out, let's make an appointment to meet." ”
[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "It's hopeless, farewell!"
King Kong: "Hahaha, boy, you're worse than me, and you're embarrassed to write poems to laugh at me." ”
Then, King Kong frantically sent Li Xianyu's dew bird photos, all kinds of sao words.
Walking pile driver: "Don't be like this, I'm here for a new one." ”
King Kong really stopped, "What a new episode, I have read countless films, unless you brought it from RB, or you can go over the wall to foreign websites like Long Aotian." ”
System Prompt: Walking piledriver shared the link.
Five Seed Links:
[Seven underage with bare breasts bullying a scantily clad young woman]
[The biological parents turned out to be beasts, and the girl was forced to sell herself in the bathing center]
[The beautiful girl fell into the hands of the beast and was forced to cultivate a relationship with it every day]
[Through time, a pure female high school student falls in love with a dog and lives a life without shame]
[Family ethics: The elder brother imprisoned and humiliated his sister because he was dissatisfied with her marriage, and chased and killed his nephew]
[Wild! The woman was dragged into the depths of the dense forest by seven men in a coma]
King Kong: "A good man has a safe life." ”
Girl Killer: "A good man has a safe life." ”
Li Bai: "A good person has a safe life." ”
The fingering is similar to that of Kato Taka: "A good man has a safe life." ”
System Prompt: [Archivist] Murphy has banned "Walking Pile Driver" for one day.