"Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast......"

In this way, the incomplete singing voice of the main god echoed in the husband and wife of Li Yunfeng's main god space.

Because the singing was too ugly, Da Yu'er had to complain to Li Yunfeng: "Yunfeng, don't let the main god sing next time, what is this!" ”

"Well, I also feel wondering, it seems that something is wrong," Li Yunfeng replied to Da Yu'er: "At the beginning, the main god actually promised to sing to me, and I knew that the five tones of the goods were incomplete, so I didn't want him to sing." ”

At this time, there is only one word in the heart of the Lord God:

Sell skin!

Fortunately, the main god is also smart, and after singing for a while, he claimed that he had fulfilled his promise, and then he no longer paid attention to Li Yunfeng, but turned around to settle accounts with Lefhet!

As for whether the Lord God intended to settle accounts with physical objects or something else, that's another story.

Back to Li Yunfeng's side, now that the soul elixir cooling oil has arrived, and Da Yu'er has recognized herself, then it's time to completely solve his wife's problem!

"According to the instructions for use provided by the main god system, the soul elixir must be divided into two parts and applied to Da Yu'er and Shen Ruyu's foreheads respectively!"

As he spoke, Li Yunfeng had already opened the box, dug out half of the cool oil with his right index finger, and evenly applied it to Da Yu'er's forehead, and then asked:

"Da Yu'er, how do you feel?"

Da Yu'er felt the coolness coming from her forehead, and said with a smile: "It feels very cool." ”

Hehe, it's really cool oil!

After complaining in his heart, Li Yunfeng said: "Don't worry, if the Lord God dares to frame me, I will definitely cut him!" ”

Da Yu'er smiled and said: "Come on, Yun Feng, don't look at the main god's personality and make fun of him, but he is indeed a god, and we can't cut him." ”

Of course, Li Yunfeng also knew that he couldn't do anything about the main god, and what he said just now was purely just to vent.

So, Li Yunfeng put away the cooling oil and said, "Then now I have to go home, back to our home on earth, Shen Ruyu is still lying on the sofa!" ”

"Exactly!"

Da Yu'er continued: "I also want to take this body back to see, speaking of which, when I am on the earth, the consciousness will return to Shen Ruyu, and when the main god space, the consciousness will come to Da Yu'er, and the two bodies have not met in the real sense!" ”

Li Yunfeng remembered that the main god mentioned that because the strength of mortal souls was not enough to support two bodies at the same time, the main god used means, when Shen Ruyu in reality was conscious, Da Yu'er in the main god space would stop moving, and when Shen Ruyu lost consciousness, Da Yu'er would resume his activities, so as to avoid the situation where one soul supported two bodies at the same time.

But the two different identities led to the confusion of Shen Ruyu's consciousness, which in turn affected her soul.

Now, with the help of "Cool Oil", Da Yuer's problem has been solved, and it is time to return to Earth and go back to solve Shen Ruyu's problem.

Only, before that:

"Da Yu'er, can you change your clothes?"

Li Yunfeng pointed to the bikini on Da Yu'er's body and said, "It will look strange to walk around outside in this dress." ”

Wait a minute?

Why can't Li Yunfeng be directly teleported back to his home in Huahai City with Da Yu'er? You know, isn't that what Li Yunfeng did when he returned to Earth before!

In this way, Da Yu'er naturally doesn't have to show her head and doesn't need to change her clothes.

Don't forget, Li Yunfeng already lives there, so it's normal for him to appear at home, [ ] no one will suspect it.

But Da Yu'er is different, although she and Shen Ruyu share the same soul, but the body is another, so in the eyes of outsiders, Da Yu'er and Shen Ruyu are two people.

Then the question arises, why did Da Yu'er suddenly appear at Li Yunfeng's house?

Isn't this a great change of life?

Therefore, in order not to arouse the suspicion of outsiders, Li Yunfeng must use a relatively reasonable means to make Da Yu'er appear in his home in a normal way.

For example, from the southern suburbs of Huahai City, where there are no cameras, taking the subway back to his home in the city center is a good choice, and Li Yunfeng did this when he first returned to Huahai City from the main god space.

Then Da Yuer must show her head, and naturally she can't wear a bikini.

"No problem, Yun Feng, I can wear this."

As she spoke, Da Yu'er put the blood of the newly bought god robe on her body, although this black girl's short skirt sailor suit looks like a two-dimensional cartoon, but compared to a bikini, it is much more normal.

After that, Da Yu'er also stuffed the eyeball axe, aperture, light and aura into her space pocket.

So, a beautiful girl who seemed to jump out of a two-dimensional cartoon appeared in front of Li Yunfeng.

"Hey, Yun Feng, there's no need!"

Da Yu'er looked at Li Yunfeng's eyes and looked at her appearance, and couldn't help laughing: "Is this body of mine so beautiful?" ”

In all fairness, when Shen Ruyu pinched Da Yuer's body, it was to surpass her original self, so in terms of beauty, Da Yuer did surpass Shen Ruyu.

But Li Yunfeng is also a person from the past, and he has seen a lot of beauties, it stands to reason that he shouldn't be so out of shape, and it is also a loss that Da Yuer is Li Yunfeng's wife, if he changes to another woman, I am afraid that he will have to call the police to catch the pervert.

However, on the other hand, Li Yunfeng's staring at himself is equivalent to admitting Da Yuer's beauty, which is also an affirmation for women, so Da Yuer's expression looks very happy:

"Okay, Yun Feng, let's go back first, I'll have time to see it later."

As a result, Li Yunfeng's answer was: "Da Yu'er, is this dress of yours the blood of the divine clothes sold in the main god space mall?" ”

"That's right! This dress is worth 1,000,000 unlimited credits, and it can't be discounted! ”

Da Yu'er nodded and said:

"At the beginning, I took a fancy to the fabric of this sailor suit and my bikini reserve, which is made of 100% combat life fiber, so I bought it, and I thought that this dress and reserve can be put together, what special effects can be there! As a result, there was nothing, and it was bought for nothing. ”

Sure enough, it was blood!

At this moment, Li Yunfeng remembered Gao Yue's request to him, and immediately said to Da Yu'er: "Da Yu'er, it's actually like this......"

A moment later, as Li Yunfeng revealed the relationship between the blood of the god clothes and Gao Yue, Da Yu'er was also stunned.

First, the reason why her husband looked at him was that it was just this dress, which made Da Yuer a little disappointed.

Second, Da Yu'er recalled that before, when Gao Yue saw herself, she couldn't help but say that there was a reason for pulling out the knife and cutting it.

From a personal point of view, it's not impossible for Da Yu'er to transfer blood to Gaoyue, it's just:

"Yun Feng, I bought this piece of blood, and you just want me to give him to another woman?"

Seeing Da Yu'er squinting her eyes and squinting at her expression, Li Yunfeng knew that his beloved wife was a little unhappy.

Fortunately, Li Yunfeng is not a wooden head, and as a husband, he knows his wife's character very well, so he immediately added:

"Don't worry, Ruyu (Li Yunfeng subconsciously spoke, forgot to change his words), I will go with you to see Gaoyue, you can even put forward additional conditions, I believe the other party will not refuse."

Da Yu'er immediately asked, "What about you?" ”

"Me?"

Li Yunfeng understood, and immediately expressed his loyalty: "Of course I will always be with my beloved wife." ”

After that, Li Yunfeng also took the initiative to take Da Yuer's hand.

I have to say that women are to be coaxed, under the influence of Li Yunfeng's "brave loyalty", Da Yuer finally smiled again and said:

"Well, I promise you."

Now that his wife has passed this level, Li Yunfeng also smiled and said, "Then let's go home first!" ”

Then, Li Yunfeng and Da Yu'er began to teleport together, returning to Earth and returning to Huahai City.

It's just that there was a small episode in the first teleportation, because Da Yu'er, as a supreme VIP, has privileges and does not need to teleport preparation time, so she took the lead in leaving the main god space, and as a result, Li Yunfeng was left there alone, until ten minutes later, the preparation time ended, and then she kept up with Da Yuer's footsteps.

However, just after Li Yunfeng and his wife left the main god space, they didn't know that they had been using their divine power to monitor their main god, but they were secretly laughing and laughing:

"Hey, hey, hey, the insurance delivers."

What does insurance mean?

Why is Da Yuer called insurance?

Li Yunfeng may never know, but now he only knows that when he and Da Yu'er walked into the subway, all the passengers' eyes looked at them.

There's no way, Shen Ruyu's pinched big jade is so beautiful, even women think it's beautiful. And he is holding hands with Da Yuer, can this not be watched by others?

Fortunately, the reality is not an online article, the kind of second goods that jumped out when the protagonist took his sister did not appear in front of Li Yunfeng, which made him feel a lot more at ease.

As for the envy and jealousy of those single dogs, it doesn't matter at all to Li Yunfeng, a super current fuller.

"Cut, death is now full of affection!"

No, a single dog in the subway car muttered directly because he couldn't stand the stimulation, but he was all heard by Li Yunfeng's enhanced senses.

At this moment, Li Yunfeng wanted to proudly show off to the single dog:

"My wife, isn't it pretty!"

Fortunately, Li Yunfeng was more rational and did not do the above behavior, but after the subway arrived at the station, he calmly took Da Yu'er off the train and moved towards his own community.

As soon as he entered the community, the two old security guards at the door looked at Li Yunfeng and Da Yu'er beside him with incredible eyes.

At this moment, these two security guards have begun to imagine the bloody storm that is about to occur in Li Yunfeng's home.

Unfortunately, they miscalculated.

Because Da Yu'er is Shen Ruyu, and the two bodies share a soul, so Li Yunfeng has two wives from now on!

Back home, Da Yu'er looked at Shen Ruyu, who was lying on the sofa and was in an unconscious state, and couldn't help but sigh:

"It's the first time in my life that I can see my body from the outside."

To add an explanation, at this moment on the earth, it was only an hour before Li Yunfeng went to the main god space to participate in the chicken eating competition.

Li Yunfeng immediately stepped forward and smeared the remaining half of the box of "cool oil" on Shen Ruyu's forehead.

In the end, Shen Ruyu opened her eyes:

"Yun Feng!"