Chapter 527: Which of the two of us is more beautiful

"Yun Feng!"

Watching his wife Shen Ruyu slowly wake up, the stone in Li Yunfeng's heart finally fell to the ground, the "cool oil" given to him by the main god is indeed a soul medicine, there is no deception!

"Great!"

Li Yunfeng hugged his wife excitedly and said, "You have finally recovered!" ”

Yes, Shen Ruyu recovered.

Now, under the effect of the soul elixir, she has greatly strengthened her soul, allowing her to control two bodies at the same time, and there will be no conflict!

So what's next?

According to the traditional online text routine, the protagonist has two beauties, of course, he should give benefits first...... Ahem, enjoy it first, celebrate every day, sing songs every night and so on.

However, the reality is not an online article, there are more important things to do!

For example, experiment with the specific relationship between Shen Ruyu and Da Yuer!

The first is the title, which is relatively simple, although they are essentially one person, but because they are divided into two bodies, they still use the titles of Da Yuer and Shen Ruyu respectively to distinguish them.

Next, here is:

"How's that, can you see how many fingers I've raised?"

I saw Li Yunfeng in the hall, raising two fingers at Shen Ruyu in front of him, and Da Yu'er, who had already walked into the bedroom, said:

"Yes, what Shen Ruyu can see, I can also see!"

Shen Ruyu also said: "This feeling is so novel, I can actually have the vision of two people at the same time." ”

"It's good, Da Yu'er and Shen Ruyu are able to share information."

Li Yunfeng nodded, looked at Da Yu'er, who had already returned to the hall from the bedroom, and said, "Then, it's time to take the next step." Did the thing come out? ”

Da Yu'er put the sewing kit, a packet of alcohol cotton and a packet of band-aids on the dining table in the hall, and said, "Take them all out, let's start experimenting!" ”

"Hmm!"

Li Yunfeng nodded, and then sat down in the middle of the table, with Da Yu'er and Shen Ruyu sitting on the left and right respectively.

What is this trial?

Li Yunfeng said: Injury test!

The purpose was to verify that if Da Yu'er was injured, then the other body, Shen Ruyu, would also suffer the same injury, and vice versa.

Don't underestimate this, think about it, if Da Yu'er encounters a strong enemy and is injured when she is performing the task assigned by the main god in the future, will Shen Ruyu also be injured?

Of course, Li Yunfeng has to figure out the above possibilities!

And so, the experiment began.

"Da Yu'er, I'm here!"

I saw Li Yunfeng take out a needle from the sewing kit, wipe it with alcohol cotton, and then stretched it out to the tip of the middle finger of Da Yu'er's outstretched right hand.

Then, Li Yunfeng closed his eyes, there was no way, Da Yu'er was also his wife, and the behavior of pricking his wife with a needle, Li Yunfeng, as a husband, couldn't bear it, so he had to close his eyes.

Outcome......

"The needle is bent!"

Da Yu'er said to Li Yunfeng: "Yunfeng, it seems that a needle can't pierce my skin!" ”

"Well, I see!"

Li Yunfeng opened his eyes, looked at the bent needle in his hand, and asked Da Yu'er, "Have you ever been injured when you were fighting before?" ”

"I want to think about ......"

Da Yu'er put her right finger against her chin, thought for a moment, and said, "It doesn't seem to be!"

Li Yunfeng also recalled that in the finals of the chicken eating competition, it seemed that even the sinister attack only left a few red marks on Da Yu'er's body, and did not pierce her skin and make her break the defense.

"What then? The experiment can't continue! ”

Just when Li Yunfeng was worried, Shen Ruyu spoke: "Yunfeng, let me come!" ”

"Such as, such as jade, this ......"

Of course, Li Yunfeng was reluctant to let Shen Ruyu do the experiment, after all, she was an ordinary person, and she would definitely bleed if she was pricked by a needle.

"It's okay, I'll do it."

As he spoke, Shen Ruyu had already taken out another iron needle from the sewing kit, wiped it with alcohol, and then pierced the fingertips of the middle fingers of his left hand.

"Ahh

The tingling sensation made Shen Ruyu can't help but scream, and blood also flowed out of the pierced middle finger!

"Ruyu, it's okay!"

Seeing his wife bleeding, Li Yunfeng hurriedly opened a band-aid and stuck it on his beloved wife's bleeding finger.

"Don't worry, it's okay!"

Feeling her husband's concern, Shen Ruyu's face was full of smiles and said, "It seems that the results of the experiment have come out." ”

I only heard Da Yu'er on the other side raise her left hand, revealing her intact middle finger, and said: "Because of the sharing of senses, if Shen Ruyu is injured, I will have a sense, but I will not be injured because of it, that is to say, the physical condition of the two of us is counted separately." ”

"That's a good thing!"

Li Yunfeng also nodded and said, "Then next, it's time to purchase some daily necessities for Da Yu'er, such as clothes or something." ”

Da Yu'er's current clothes are only two sets of bikini reserved and black girls' sailor suits blood, of which the blood will be transferred to Gao Yue in the near future, so if Da Yu'er wants to live on the earth, clothes and other necessities must be bought.

"It's not just about buying clothes for Da Yu'er!"

Shen Ruyu also reminded: "Yun Feng, don't forget, your phone has been pinched by you!" ”

"Oh, yes!"

After being reminded, Li Yunfeng remembered that his mobile phone was broken, and he blamed the author Lao Jin, who wrote himself as a god of brothers and nobles, which made him lose his mind and pinch the mobile phone!

"It's okay, take this opportunity to buy a mobile phone......"

Halfway through the conversation, Li Yunfeng glanced at Da Yu'er, and then said, "By the way, buy one for Da Yu'er too!" As for the issue of the real-name system for mobile phones, the Lord God has already taken care of it. ”

That's right, after Li Yunfeng and Da Yuer recognized each other, the main god "created" an identity for Da Yuer very intimately, that is, a friend Li Yunfeng met in his hometown of Guangdong!

(Lao Jin complained, isn't this the little three!) )

"I even have an ID card!"

Da Yu'er also took out the ID card prepared for her by the main god from her space pocket, clamped it between the index finger and middle finger of her right hand, and shook it at Li Yunfeng a few times.

Li Yunfeng nodded: "Very good, then today's itinerary has been arranged, go buy mobile phones and clothes." ”

Shen Ruyu then reminded: "Yun Feng, don't forget the car!" ”

Li Yunfeng patted his head and said, "Oh, yes, I always forget about it!" ”

In fact, as early as the last reception, Li Tianao and Brother Li reminded Li Yunfeng that he could buy a car, and Li Yunfeng and his wife both had driver's licenses, and even the license plate was photographed, but because of the relationship between the main god space, Li Yunfeng has never had the opportunity to buy a car.

Now, it's time to get the car out of the way!

"Good!"

Li Yunfeng patted his chest, looked at the two wives on the left and right, and said arrogantly: "Buy a car today!" ”

"Wait!"

But just as Li Yunfeng was about to get up, Da Yu'er on the left and Shen Ruyu on the right spoke at the same time:

"Yun Feng, which of the two of us is more beautiful?"

"Huh!"

Li Yunfeng was momentarily stunned on the spot.

You know, Shen Ruyu and Da Yu'er are the same person, with the same soul, they actually asked who is more beautiful among the two?

Objectively speaking, Da Yu'er is definitely stronger than Shen Ruyu in terms of beauty, after all, the former is the person who the latter made out in order to surpass himself, but Li Yunfeng said this, isn't it tantamount to offending Shen Ruyu?

But on the other hand, if Li Yunfeng said that Shen Ruyu was beautiful, it would not be in line with the objective facts, and Da Yuer would be unhappy.

Do you understand?

This is a proposition, no matter which side you choose, it's not right!

Fortunately, Li Yunfeng, as a husband, knows how to coax his wife very well, and after thinking for a while, he said:

"Of course, my wife is the most beautiful!"

Li Yunfeng's answer, a pun on the word, was impeccable, which made Shen Ruyu and Da Yuer laugh on the spot.

Now, Li Yunfeng can finally go out with his two wives with peace of mind! By the way, when Li Yunfeng took Shen Ruyu and Da Yu'er out of the house, the intimate appearance of talking and laughing made the two old security guards at the door look stupid, and they worshiped Li Yunfeng for his skill in controlling his wife and being a model for men.

Soon, Li Yunfeng and his wives took a taxi to the department store and began their shopping journey.

To add to the explanation, when Li Yunfeng and the three of them got into the taxi, the middle-aged driver saw the wedding ring worn by Da Yuer and Shen Ruyu on their left hands through the rearview mirror, and was stunned on the spot, and then cast their eyes on Li Yunfeng, which were full of envy, jealousy, and complex feelings of respect and worship.

The funniest thing is that Li Yunfeng is unaware of the above situation!

No wonder Li Tianao thinks that Li Yunfeng's goods have reached the supreme realm of pretending to be like the wind and always accompanying me, that is, invisibly pretending!

Therefore, the next thing, you can imagine for yourself, Li Yunfeng took Ermei into the department store to shop, especially to buy clothes (including underwear) for Da Yuer, how exciting that scene would be!

Not only the staff, but even the customers passing by (especially the male customers) all cast strange glances at Li Yunfeng, they couldn't believe that a man would openly take Xiao San and his wife to the mall together, and the three of them not only did not fight, but also laughed and laughed.

How strong is this man's strength to be able to achieve such a heaven-defying realm?

As for Li Yunfeng himself, he just scratched his head and didn't feel that there was anything wrong with the atmosphere around him.

What?

Why not shop online?

Mobile phones can indeed be purchased online, but goods like clothes, of course, have to be worn by themselves to know whether they are suitable, so Li Yunfeng will take Da Yuer and Shen Ruyu to the mall, not to pretend to be forced!

Not really!

In this way, Li Yunfeng bought big bags of clothes for Da Yuer, and Shen Ruyu also bought a few clothes, and then they chose a Thai restaurant in the department store and ate a meal of Southeast Asian food, and then left the department store and went to the 4S store to buy a car.

Less than a second after Li Yunfeng pushed the door in, a male waiter in a straight suit greeted him with a warm smile and said:

"Welcome to the light...... Li Yunfeng? ”

Only then did Li Yunfeng find out that this male waiter was actually an acquaintance, Jin Ritian, who had not been seen for a long time, that is, the almighty Ah Jin!

"Long time no see, Ah Jin!"

Li Yunfeng looked at the acquaintance in front of him and said, "You actually came to the 4S store as a waiter?" ”

Ah Jin smiled: "I am an all-rounder, can I do anything?" Li Yunfeng, what car are you going to buy? ”

As he spoke, Ah Jin looked at his wife Shen Ruyu behind Li Yunfeng, as well as ...... Da Yu'er, and then exclaimed:

"Holy!"

Li Yunfeng frowned, and said to Ah Jin, "Why are you making such a fuss?" ”

Ah Jin immediately pointed at Da Yu'er and asked Li Yunfeng:

"Who's that beauty?"

Li Yunfeng immediately used the rhetoric that had been prepared a long time ago to introduce: "Her name is Da Yu'er, she is a friend I met when I returned to my hometown, and now she lives in my house. ”

Hearing this, Ah Jin was stupid on the spot, and he almost didn't say the word "little three", but just looked at the intimate appearance of Da Yu'er and his wife Shen Ruyu, and asked tentatively: "Hmm...... Miss Shen and Da Yu'er have a good relationship. ”

Li Yunfeng nodded, and said as a matter of course: "Yes, they have a good relationship!" ”

Da Yu'er and Shen Ruyu are originally one person, can the relationship be bad, but when these words are heard in Ah Jin's ears, they mean something else.

"Brother Li (even the title has changed), he is really a god!"

Ah Jin immediately gave Li Yunfeng a thumbs up, after all, Ah Jin is also a person with a wife, and his wife will never allow him to contact other women, otherwise he will demolish the house (in the literal sense)!

Li Yunfeng smiled and nodded, isn't it, after the tempering of the main god space, Li Yunfeng is no longer a mortal now.

However, Ah Jin's next sentence was: "I really didn't see the wrong person, Brother Li, when you finish watching the car, I'll take you somewhere!"