61. Toad champion

Yu Qizheng's face became greener than the green-headed turtle.

What luck am I! There are people with noses everywhere all over the world, why did I meet a real bullnose? And it's also the existence of super invincible and the most bull's nose!

"Poof!" This time, it was the rich couple who fainted after realizing it.

What did we have here? Even if ordinary people scolded like this, they would have to fight, but as a result, this thing that didn't know whether to live or die actually scolded the queen's mother.

This time it was Yu Canghai's turn to pinch his younger brother and sister-in-law.

"Prince, Yu Qi is committing this big crime, and he is being killed. But this matter really has nothing to do with the family, and I hope His Royal Highness can let them go. Yu Qizheng knelt down respectfully and kowtowed.

"Didn't you hear what Prince Ben just said? Fifty slap mouths! Li Jing said expressionlessly.

"Whoa!" Yu Qizheng asked with a bitter face, "Do you beat me or do I fight myself?" ”

Li Moning almost squirted. Li Jing was also made to cry and laugh by this product, and most of his anger disappeared.

But this product also explained very seriously: "His Royal Highness the Prince, the grass people really don't know this rule." ”

Yu Canghai rushed forward angrily, and used all his strength to slam it with a big mouth.

only heard a crisp sound of "pop", and Yu Qizheng's whole person was slapped and fell to the ground.

After two rolls, he knelt back in place, and the left half of his face was swollen like a big steamed bun.

Yu Canghai raised his hand again, and Li Mening closed his eyes and couldn't bear to look at it again.

"He has a bad mouth, let him fight it himself." Li Jing said.

"Whoa." After Yu Canghai bowed down to answer, he glanced at Yu Qizheng fiercely, and then stepped aside.

"Hack!" Yu Qizheng slapped his face with his mouth, and a trace of blood flowed out of the corner of his mouth.

At this time, Li Jing's brothers and sisters were stunned.

In their opinion, Yu Qizheng is the kind of guy who is a scoundrel with a sharp mouth.

Li Jing said that let him fight by himself is also to give him a step. I didn't expect this guy to be so honest this time, it's incredible.

Yu Qizheng shook his head, and then opened his bow left and right, snapping more than ten times in a row, each of which hit his face firmly. Soon, there was blood all over the mouth.

Yu's mother was already distressed, and she couldn't wait for her to be replaced. The rich man also wanted to plug his ears, but where did he dare to respond.

"Stop!" Li Mening finally reacted.

After Yu Qizheng stopped, Li Moning said to Li Jing: "Brother Huang, I have a few words to ask him. Can you ask before playing. ”

Originally, Yu Qi was like this, but Li Jing didn't expect it. has the intention to let him go, but "you have no jokes", and Li Jing is not easy to get down this step.

Now Li Mening opened his mouth, and just got off the donkey down the slope: "The imperial sister just asks." ”

"I ask you, what does it mean for a toad to put on its feet?" Li Mening asked.

Yu Qizheng glanced up at Li Moning, not daring to answer.

Yu Canghai said angrily: "You evil animal, you still haven't returned to Her Royal Highness the Princess?" ”

Yu's mother also hurriedly said, "Son, say it quickly." ”

The rich man also stammered: "Return, return, return princess, the toad is on the foot of the toad, which means ......."

"Let him speak for himself!" Li Jing said coldly.

Yu Qizheng plucked up his courage and muttered.

"What? Louder, I didn't hear it. Li Mening asked.

Because his mouth was all swollen, Yu Qizheng was speaking as if he was holding a radish in his mouth: "The toad is on the surface of the foot - don't let people respond to it." ”

"What about toads eating dice?"

"It's full of ideas."

"Toad eats the sky?"

"I can't say anything."

"Toad climbing incense burner?"

"Touch the nose with ash."

"Toads eat swan meat?"

"Wishful thinking."

"Toads eat fireflies?"

"I know it."

"Heh, heh, heh, hello, hello, you...... This princess is a toad, isn't she? How many more do you have the ability? ”

Yu's family almost fainted. Dare to love these words are all used by this muddy boy to scold the princess.

Yu Qizheng thought to himself: It's time for snow in June, right? This is all scolded by Yu Fu's kid, what does it matter to me?

But there was no way to explain this, so he could only say: "The villain doesn't dare." ”

Li Mening asked, "Don't you dare or can't?" ”

Yu Qi was hesitant and refused to answer positively.

At this time, Li Jing's curiosity also came up, and he immediately said with a straight face: "If you don't tell the truth, you will be guilty of deceiving the king." ”

Yu Qi was hurriedly kowtowing.

Li Mening crossed his hands on his hips and said, "Then do you want to talk about it?" ”

Yu Qizheng had a bitter face: "Say, say, I say." But there are too many. ”

Li Mening clasped his hands in front of his chest: "It's okay." This princess has time today, so she needs to know it clearly. ”

Yu Qizheng took a deep breath and began to read: "The toad has no neck and a stomach, the toad eats flowers and bones and you are beautiful in your heart, the toad is not a good bird with chicken feathers, the toad hugs a pair of pimple goods, the toad on the pepper tree is not numb, the toad pads the table legs are dead, the toad gives birth to a nest of scorpions is more poisonous than a nest, the toad has a strong belly, the toad is steamer on the steamer, the toad sits on the rattan chair without a human shape, and the toad blows suona without a human voice. There is also a toad swallowing a fish hook to find death by itself, the toad is glaring and jumping, and the toad is so beautiful that you ......"

All eyes straightened.

Tell me, tell me, people have in their stomachs, what does this guy have in his stomach?

I won't talk about it, I'm still reading it out here. Isn't this a toad somersault - showing its own whiteness?

Li Jing also smiled dumbly: "Yu Qizheng, Yu Qizheng, you are really talented." If you want me to say, if this imperial examination question is based on a toad, this champion is none other than you! ”

Yu Qizheng replied respectfully: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has won the award, but the grass people don't dare." ”

Everyone in the Yu family has the urge to hit the wall.

Li Jing smiled: "You dare." Even my imperial sister is just a toad in your eyes, what do you dare not be a champion? ”

The Yu family hurriedly kowtowed.

Yu Qizheng bit his lower lip: "Back to His Royal Highness the Prince, the grass people have eyes and no beads to collide with the princess." first poke yourself in the eyes to apologize, and then let His Highness punish him. ”

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his middle finger and inserted it into his eyes!

"Don't!" Li Mening exclaimed loudly.

Li Jing rushed over with an arrow step and grabbed Yu Qizheng's wrist. Despite this, both fingers were already touching the eyelids. If it had been a few moments, his eyes would have been useless.

"Did I tell you to poke yourself blind?" Li Jing said angrily.

Li Moning also rushed over, squatting down and taking a closer look.

"Back to Your Highness," Yu Qizheng said with a pale face, "It was the grass people's voluntariness." ”

Li Jing let go of Yu Qizheng's hand and said in a cold voice: "It seems that you have a grudge against this prince and are sarcastic with self-harm?" ”

Li Mening hurriedly grabbed Yu Qizheng's arm, for fear that he would do this kind of behavior again.

Yu Qizheng immediately kowtowed and said, "No, no, really not." The grass people just thought that their parents had been born and raised for more than 20 years, not only did they not repay the favor, but they also caused them to be killed, and they were ashamed. They really don't know about this matter, and I beg Your Highness to let them go. ”

Li Jing turned around and put his hands behind his back: "Get up." ”

The Yu family glanced at each other, except for Yu Qizheng, who stood up hesitantly, bowing their bodies and not daring to kick them.

Li Jing continued: "It is Li Wei's brothers and sisters who are here today. ”

Li Moning was overjoyed and said: "Don't thank you yet!" ”

The first to react was naturally Yu Canghai.

What does the prince mean by this? It's Li Wei's brothers and sisters who came, so it's not the identity of the prince and princess.

Since it is not this identity, then the crime of insulting the mother of the nation is not established.

Otherwise, even if it is Li Jing, he will not be able to openly violate the law.

Coupled with Li Mening's mention of it on the side, Yu Canghai completely figured it out, and hurriedly took the rich man and his wife to kowtow desperately to thank him.

Li Jing turned around and said, "But if the matter of the prince's coming here leaks out......"

Yu Canghai kowtowed again: "No." The Yu family has received great grace from the prince and princess, if you don't know what to do, it's really time to get off the oil pot. ”

The rich man and his wife also hurriedly promised.

Li Jing pointed at Yu Qizheng and said, "You and I can rest assured, it's his big mouth......"

Yu Qizheng hurriedly replied: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, don't worry, the grass people will cut their tongues and be dumb from now on." ”

Li Jing frowned and said, "You doghead, why are you always so out of tune?" Old Master, Yu Rich, I will take people away first, what are your opinions? ”

What other opinions can the Yu family brothers have? Only keep kowtowing and thanking you.

"Alright, let's go." Li Jing didn't talk nonsense, and turned around to leave.

Yu Qizheng said suddenly: "Prince, isn't my slap mouth still unfinished?" ”

Li Mening hatefully stepped on the feet of this fool who didn't know what to do.

"Write it down, and make it up when the Japanese prince is in a bad mood." After Li Jing finished saying this, the person had already walked to the door.

Yu Qizheng had to take a look at his father and mother, and followed with Li Moning.

After the three left, the three members of the Yu family looked at each other.

"Uncle, nothing will happen to the child, right?" Yu's mother asked worriedly.

Yu Canghai didn't answer, he didn't know what he was thinking in his head.

"I don't think it's okay, right? If you really want to deal with him, you will be dealt with just now. The rich man said in an uncertain tone.

Yu Canghai shook his head, not knowing how to answer.

Judging from the situation just now, the prince will not only not punish that muddy boy, but on the contrary, he should also carry it.

Now Yu Canghai is worried about another thing.

Everyone came from a young age, where can Yu Canghai not see the little bit of broken things between children?

When Yu Qi was being punished, Princess Li Moning's concern was beyond words.

From the perspective of a bystander, he can clearly feel that Li Mening has secretly feelings for his nephew.

Before returning to his hometown, Yu Canghai's plan was to climb the dragon and attach the phoenix. But now that there might be this opportunity, he panicked again.

The reason is that this nephew is too unreliable.

Yu Canghai's own sons, although they are all relatively mediocre, are all people who follow the rules. He couldn't have imagined that Yu Qizheng was so virtuous.

It's maddening.

Today's events are also a reminder. Being in a high position is certainly beautiful, but you must be careful in what you say and do. If you don't pay attention, there will be a big problem, which is the so-called "companion is like a tiger".

With Yu Qizheng's reckless temperament, even if he is recruited as a colt, he may be beheaded one day. If you don't say anything about your own accident, it will affect your family.

When the Yu family was jumping like this, a group of people in Qin Xiaoluan's family also had their own opinions about Yu Qizheng's affairs.

Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and the people of the Qin family class have come to pay New Year's greetings.

Although Qin Xiaoluan and Aunt Chen were treated equally, most of them politely declined the invitation to stay for dinner and left after the New Year.

When it was time to eat, it was Huang Tiezhu, Su Xiao and a few other backbones who stayed.

"Stone, did you go to pay New Year's greetings to Manager Yu?" Su Xiao suddenly asked.

Huang Tiezhu and the others immediately understood what he meant.

In fact, the reason why these people have stayed in the Qin family is not only to pay New Year's greetings, but also to discuss some work arrangements after the beginning of the year, so as to make early preparations.

In the past half a day, everyone has been sitting and talking without mentioning business, and they are also waiting for Yu Qizheng.

Although he also knew that there was a little contradiction between him and the Qin class master, in the eyes of others, it was just a fighting spirit between a young couple. When you really encounter something serious, you will still take care of the overall situation. The stage performance of the Spring Festival Gala fully proves this point.

No matter what industry you are in, you must first have customers. Yu Qizheng, the person in charge of pulling orders, didn't come, and they couldn't discuss it.

I haven't seen anyone until now, and Su Xiao and the others are a little impatient.

But it's hard to say this, so Su Xiao asked this sentence. It means that in the name of going to the New Year, let the stone urge Yu Qizheng.

Without waiting for the stone to agree, Qin Xiaoluan stood up: "Don't go!" ”

Everyone present was stunned.

After a while, Huang Tiezhu came out to play a round: "Class master, it's like this." The stone is a stubborn cow who does not turn, and he also offended the manager last time. I would like to take this opportunity to let him go to the New Year's greetings. Everyone is a family, isn't it good to talk about something? ”

In fact, when he said this, he also had something to say. The last sentence was ostensibly about the stone, but in fact it was also to persuade Qin Xiaoluan.

"We're not a family with him!" Qin Xiaoluan said categorically.

Everyone stood there with an embarrassed expression, not knowing what to say.

"Uncles and brothers," Qin Xiaoluan's tone regained his composure: "Do you think I'm so angry because of personal matters?" ”

Everyone's faces were even more embarrassed. How do you answer that? It's not right to say yes, and it's not right to say no.

Qin Xiaoluan sighed: "Everyone sit down first and listen to me explain to you." ”

Seeing that Qin Xiaoluan's appearance didn't look like he was joking, several people sat together again.

Qin Xiaoluan took a sip of tea and moistened his throat: "Actually, this matter has nothing to do with private at all, and it is more difficult to distinguish between public and private." So I'll start with the private part. ”

After speaking, he told everyone about Yu Jiajia a few days ago, what their family said, and how they answered, and calmly told them one by one.

"Smack!" Huang Tiezhu slapped the table and stood up: "It's too much!" I'll go to them. ”