It's just that I didn't expect Yang Enyue to dare to do it, he grabbed me and said, "Alas, you want to leave before you say anything clearly." ”

"Big brother, what do you want me to say, okay, okay, I'm a water-based poplar, I'm okay with three and four, right?" I turned around and begged for mercy, but I was speechless and even wanted to beat him up.

"No, you can't!" He still didn't mean to let go, looking at his expression, it was as if he had caught some heinous criminal, and he was about to do the right thing for heaven.

"Then what the hell do you want me to do!" This guy is really looking for death, don't force me to do it, I clenched my fists and tried to control the power of the flood that was about to gush out in my body and tried to persuade myself to be calm, after all, this point is now when the crowds are crowded, if I really do it, it is estimated that I will have to go to the school's homepage again tomorrow, and the content came out of my head: After confessing to Jiang Shu and hooking up with Shen Xingfan, Lin Mu, a talented girl in the English department, became angry and attacked people in the dark after peeping into the boys' dormitory, why is she so skilled, and where is it sacred?

However, isn't it a little narcissistic to say that I am a talented girl in the English department, I secretly laughed out loud while making up my brain.

"Are you embarrassed to laugh?" He frowned in complete disbelief.

I immediately retracted my smile, rolled my eyes at him, and admonished him solemnly, "Will you let go?" ”

"Don't let go! What can you do with me? He felt like he was in complete control of the situation.

No, this guy looks at me so unpleasantly, that Little Flower can't be him, right? I looked him up and down, and found that he did have some sinister eyes, and I really couldn't think of anyone else who looked at me like this. So I took off the coat he was holding onto, and quickly tied his arms together with the coat.

"You, you...... What kind of road do you have? "He must have never imagined that he was defenseless in front of me.

"Don't think that you are so much taller than me that you can see me restrained, it's not my sister that I let you! My sister's ability is great, don't mess with your sister and me casually. I patted his frozen face and continued, "Little Flower, aren't you?" Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting! ”

"What Little Flower? How can such a disgusting name be worthy of a man like me, who is only eight buckets tall. Saying that, he seemed to be lost in his beauty and talent, and he actually fluttered.

"Uh, it's disgusting, I think you're even more disgusting." I said this, but in my heart I felt that it shouldn't be this guy, although Yang Enyue was cheap, he had always dared to act, "Forget it, since it's not you, then I didn't say it." I said as I helped him untie his clothes.

"I can't see it, you have offended a lot of people. Who is Little Flower? ”

"It's just a person who spreads rumors on the Internet, and it's none of your business anyway." I got dressed and prepared to leave.

"Otherwise, you promise me two things, how about I help you find out who Little Flower is?" He grabbed my arm again, a grim smile on his face.

"You?"

"Why look down on me, I'm a computer master at the Famous Town Information College." After saying that, he was satisfied and made a move that he thought was so handsome that he was miserable.

"Then tell me about the two things I need to promise you?" Although I was a little impatient, I was extremely curious about who I had offended.

"First, I'm afraid that if I hear about cats from someone else's ears, I'll make everyone know about your peeping into the boys' dormitory tonight."

Tut-tut, I'm afraid that the cat is still so vicious, he is the only one in this world!

"Second, it's my birthday in a while, and I'll hold a birthday party then, and you're going to come to it!" He laughed even more weirdly.

"What do I attend for your birthday?" I said it funny and angry.

"Of course, I took this opportunity to make peace with the tree!"

"I'm reconciled with Jiang Shu?" I can't keep up with the brain circuits of this thing.

I glanced at his arm that was tightly held by him, and then at his determined eyes, thinking that if I didn't agree to him, with his tangled nature, I probably wouldn't be able to return to the dormitory today. Although I have known for a long time that he has a good relationship with Jiang Shu, I don't know that it can be so good, I think that Ah Yue chased him so hard back then and didn't see him moved, he was more concerned about Jiang Shu's affairs than his own affairs, he would not be ......

Thinking of this, I couldn't help laughing, my brain has been poisoned by the Internet in the past two years.

"You're laughing again? What to laugh at? You promised? He looked at me expectantly.

"No, nothing." I held back my laughter, pondered for a while, and then suddenly an inspiration flashed and said, "It's okay if I promise you, but isn't it fair that you can help me one thing and I have to do two things for you?" You tell me? ”

"Then I'll help you with one more, let alone help another, as long as you can make the tree stop hurting for you, even if you help ten, that's fine!"

"You're really a good friend of Jiang Shu." I muttered.

"What?"

"Nothing, but when is your birthday?" I frowned.

"September 30, the day before the National Day, it's almost time"

"National Day? Where's the fast? I can promise you, but it won't be too late until your birthday, and you have to rush before the Mid-Autumn Festival! I squinted at him and said firmly.

He looked puzzled but said: "It's good to know that you're in a hurry, and you can teach your son!" Okay, I promise you, I'll create opportunities for you and the tree right away. ”

"It's not this thing that I asked you to promise me, I mean the two of us can make another deal, I'll help you make an appointment with Jiang Shu, phew, I will reconcile with Jiang Shu. You have to help me get Ah Yue out of that scumbag, what do you think of this idea? Isn't that fair? I smiled meaningfully at him and looked at him expectantly.

Question marks were written all over his face: "What do you mean?" ”

"Du Yue, you know, right? That Fan Lei, you saw it last time, and I told you that I was crossing, oh no, I mean I can tell fortunes, the first time I saw Fan Lei, I knew that he was a scumbag, he would probably dump Du Yue around the Mid-Autumn Festival, Du Yue is my good best friend, since I know about this, how can I sit still and wait for death, right? "Besides, after that, Ah Yue chased Yang Enyue for a long, long time, and this time Yang Enyue chased her. Thinking like this, I was beaming with pride.

"So what? What's the matter with me? How do I help her get rid of it? He looked at me amusefully and angrily.

"I still need to teach you, you can use beautiful men's tricks, Du Yue likes you." I winked at him insidiously.

"I seriously suspect you're me right now! I think Du Yue and that Fan Lei are in love, and the two are happy, you actually asked me to intervene? The reason turned out to be that your fortune teller knew that Fan Lei was going to split his legs, wouldn't this be too far-fetched. ”

"Anyway, you can do it yourself, the happiness of your family tree is in your hands."

"You...... Since you are so godly, can you help me calculate my future? He looked at me flatteringly.

I pointed to the hand he was still holding and said, "Is this the attitude you should have?" ”

He immediately let go, and laughed more and more flatteringly.

I closed my eyes and pretended to help him calculate a hexagram and said, "You kid, your future is limitless." ”

"Really? Let's talk about it. "He couldn't wait.

I pretended to be deep: "But the secret of heaven must not be revealed. ”

"I'll chase Du Yue tomorrow!"

"Good! Then I'll reluctantly leak it once, but my ability is limited, and I can only see what you will look like in ten years. ”

"Ten years later? It's okay, it's okay, say it! ”

"I saw you wearing a soldier's uniform ten years later, and then the rank was two bars and two stars." Fortunately, Xingfan said something some time ago, and I smiled proudly.

"Really? No way? Ten years later, I'll be two stars. He grabbed my hand and jumped up like crazy.

"What are you doing?" A cold voice rang in my ears.

Seeing this, Yang Enyue quickly let go of my hand and explained to the man, "Shu, don't misunderstand. She said I'm ten years from now, ahhh ”

"Hehe, Jiang Shu, don't listen to his nonsense, then we are here to discuss British and American literature and discuss the philosophy of life." I held the book in my hand in front of Jiang Shu.

He glanced at me, and when I was about to leave, I suddenly thought of the deal I had just made with Yang Enyue, and I wanted him to help as quickly as possible, so I grabbed Jiang Shu and said, "Jiang Shu, I beg you, let's make peace quickly, or I'll give you a laugh, and I will pay for it." With that, I reluctantly showed my eight teeth.

"Take medicine when you're sick!" He shook off my hand and walked towards the dormitory.

"Yes, it's shameless to deal with our family tree." Yang Enyue nodded with satisfaction and went to chase Jiang Shu.

When it was too late, I grabbed his backpack and pulled it back and said, "Sister, I'm called keeping my promises, and you'd better too!" Otherwise, if I make my sister unhappy, I may not be able to keep your few bars and stars as soon as I make a move. ”

"Hey, sister-in-law, don't worry, from now on you will be my sister, and I will only look forward to you." It's a pity that he doesn't talk about cross talk with this mouth.

"That's good, you can get Du Yue before the Mid-Autumn Festival, and step down." For a while, I was in a good mood, and I felt that solving Fan Lei's big trouble was just around the corner.

"Mid-Autumn Festival? Are you serious? The Mid-Autumn Festival is less than a week away, and you asked me to pry away my girlfriend who is in love? Although I am handsome enough, I am not overestimated. He said narcissistically.

"I don't care, anyway, I just want the result, you can do it. Otherwise, I'll do it—"

"Okay, don't do it, I'm really scared of you."

I patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction and shook it off.

Yang Enyue's mood: Didn't I come to settle accounts with her? Why did you help her? The first place in the speech contest really deserved its name, and it all wrapped me in. The girl on the tree is really not ordinary! can act, beat people, and the most important thing is that it can be fatal! The tree is worth it this time.