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When Lu Zhengxing heard the old man mention the word saint, some light appeared in his eyes, and he seemed to be very excited.

Lu Zhengxing felt a little funny, this old man seems to be a lover, otherwise why is he so excited when he mentions a woman?

Obviously, noticing Lu Zhengxing's expression, the old man actually guessed Lu Zhengxing's thoughts.

The white beard on his lips curled, and he said disapprerovingly: "Life in the world is just those four words - Eating men and women, as long as people are everyone, my old man is not interested in eating, and he still has a great appreciation for beautiful women." ”

Looking at the plainly dressed and old-fashioned old man in front of him, Lu Zhengxing couldn't believe that these words came from the other party's mouth.

Without waiting for Lu Zhengxing to speak, the old man responded: "The ancients said, although Zhou is an old state, its life is renewed, although I look old, but my mentality is still young, even younger than many young people, hehe!" ”

Chatting about this, Lu Zhengxing was speechless.

He doesn't even have to open his mouth, and the other party can answer his questions and thoughts.

He now began to suspect that this old fellow must be able to read minds, otherwise he would have known what he was thinking.

What are you afraid of?

Lu Zhengxing just thought of mind reading, and the old man then said: "Actually, I don't have the skill of mind reading, because I have seen many masters, and I know their thoughts, I always feel that you masters are not from our world, but even so, after getting along for a long time, I can probably guess the number of your thoughts." ”

People grow old and become spirits, and trees grow old and become gods, this old man is really amazing.

No wonder many old men are very good at fortune telling.

Lu Zhengxing suddenly thought that he was too right to choose him as the first assistant.

So he still didn't say anything, he looked at the old man, and the old man looked at him.

The old man said, "Actually, you are not necessarily right to choose me, because although I can know your thoughts, I may not be able to do what you think. ”

The old man pointed to the six old men around him who had drunk the green wine and fell to the ground and died, and said, "Some of them will be very loyal and obedient, but I may not be able to do it. ”

Lu Zhengxing felt that he couldn't talk like this anymore, and if he continued to talk like this, he was about to become dumb.

The other party's every word seized the opportunity and understood his own thoughts, and he was really squeezed by this old man and had nothing to say.

Before the old man was about to speak again, Lu Zhengxing hurriedly stopped him and asked, "You better talk about the holy (leftover) woman first." ”

The old man's eyes were full of light, his eyes were purring, he looked around for 4 weeks, took a step closer to Lu Zhengxing, and said very mysteriously: "Let me tell you the truth, these so-called holy women are actually women who no one wants, or no one wants to want, and no one dares to marry. ”

Hearing this, Lu Zhengxing's mood was very low, he was mixed with the world's highest position master, do you want to pick some women that no one wants?

And there is no mistake?

For a while, he felt that his future was not so bright.

Seeing the change in Lu Zhengxing's mood, the old man hurriedly explained: "For other people, these women are very troublesome and can't be served, but for the Eternal Lord you, they are very suitable!" ”

Hearing this, Lu Zhengxing was a little confused, obviously a woman that others didn't want, why did he say that it was suitable for him? Could it be that he is also a scumbag with no market?

Dream dreaming, who doesn't want to dream better.

Wouldn't it be great if it was a dream, if it came true?

Why does this dream of mine seem so unreliable and such a wretch?

Even marrying a wife can only marry what others don't want, what kind of glamorous thing is this kind of missing, right?

Lu Zhengxing avoided the old man's rambling, and simply asked bluntly: "What kind of method do you say?" ”

The old man lowered his voice and said: "These saints are from wealthy families, and the conditions are excellent in all aspects, because they are well maintained on weekdays, and they pay attention to sports, their appearance and figure are excellent, so in this world, most of the good people they don't look down on, and under the intentional or unintentional cultivation of the family, they only want to marry the master or the first assistant." ”

At this point, the old man pointed to the tip of his nose, and a knowing smile appeared on his face.

Listening to the old man's explanation, Lu Zhengxing understood in his heart.

It turns out that these women are tall and widowed, their vision is too high, and they have extremely high standards for their life partners.

Lu Zhengxing looked at the old man in front of him, his hair was gray, and the folds on his face were full of furrows, but he didn't want him to still have such a love for beautiful women.

It's really a bit of an old heart, and the tiger is ambitious; Thinking of this, he looked at the old man and showed a complicated smile.

Knowing that the road is right, he laughed at himself a little, but the old man said eloquently: "Everyone has a love for beauty, as long as some bodies are also men and women, there is nothing to avoid, why should legitimate desires be suppressed and disguised?" If it weren't for this thought, my old man had committed suicide by drinking poisoned wine just now, who would want to make this thankless down payment, who would have liked it and I wouldn't have it, it's too hard to do this job, if you don't even have a little fun, who would want to do it? ”

At this, the old man paused, and then blinked his little eyes.

When he saw his words, he had a great impact on Lu Zhengxing, and then said: "I'll tell you the truth, I'm just here to mess around, if you want to see that I can do it, let me do it, see if I can't do it, I will resign and leave immediately, it's a big deal to drink a glass of poisonous wine, but it's troubled, but it's also very good." ”

Lu Zhengxing looked at the old man quietly, and he was really a little convinced.

People are old and fine, but this old man is getting older and skinier, how can there be a subordinate in the world who dares to argue with his superior?

It was clear that he had eaten his own rhythm, and he couldn't tell if the old man was telling the truth or if he was simply threatening himself.

The old man, as a roundworm in Lu Zhengxin's stomach, continued to explain: "I'm not threatening you, in life, what men and women should enjoy eating and drinking should still enjoy, even if they are old, they can also be pursued. ”

Hearing this, he was almost amused, this old man can go out to talk without training, and he can say everything in a set.

said that his lust was so high-sounding, which really made Lu Zhengxing admire.

What the old man said was reasonable, not right, and he couldn't find a reason to refute it for a while.

After all, this kind of thing is a part-time job, one has to complain and one has to be willing to suffer, and if people don't do it, what can you do with others, and at this moment, as an employer and boss, you need someone to help you.

The point is that he can only ask this old man to help now, because the other six are all dead.

Seeing that he turned over his words, forcing Lu Zhengxing to have nothing to say, the old man was very proud, and continued to speak generously: "So I basically won't help you, and I also suggest that you basically don't toss around, so that the two of us are also relaxed, many things, as long as you say the first half of the sentence or even don't say anything, many things can be solved satisfactorily, even if it can't be solved, drag and drag a lot of things to pass." ”

Hearing this, Lu Zhengxing understood that the old man meant to let himself work with him, not to contribute, and to live in the same stream.

Lu Zheng was quite a man at that time, and he always hated the ruthless exploitation and oppression of the workers by the bosses, so he never thought that he wanted to get rich through exploitation, let alone squeeze his subordinates dry.

When he saw this old man today, he finally understood why those bosses did this to their employees.

If all the employees are like this old man who is so brazen and cheats on wages, then won't the bosses have to pay for selling pants?

This is Lu Zhengxing's determination, it is workers like the old man who have broken the market, and the antagonism between the boss and the migrant worker has risen to a new height.

But he didn't plan to be a good boss, and he didn't want to expect to make money as this boss, just a dream, whatever it was, as long as it wasn't too painful, the beast country scholar who was oppressed by others now at least achieved the position of an exploiter, and that was enough.

Regarding the old man's attitude, Lu Zhengxing thought about it carefully.

In the end, Lu Zhengxing felt that the old man's strategy was not bad, and he didn't want to do anything in the first place.

Because he doesn't want to bring the people of this world into the so-called civilized social process, after all, the gap is too big and there are too many troubles.

Lu Zhengxing noticed that this place had just entered the Iron Age, so they had to go through a series of civilization progress in the future, and there was no course of hundreds of years, and even more than thousands of years of history, they could not evolve to the current state of human society.

It's just a dream, don't work too hard, okay?

The motivation should be peaceful, it should be relaxed, it should be natural, and at least you should be a little happy.

The so-called dream, that is, the beautiful sweet land in the dream, to enjoy the sweetness, to enjoy the rest, to enjoy the happiness, otherwise in the face of those troublesome things in the daytime, how can people have energy?

Without the peace and tranquility of the night, if there is only the noise and chaos of the day, then the planet is impossible to stay.

Dreams are the dreary night, the place where all those who have desires, those who have no desires, those who are happy, those who are unhappy, those who are miserable, and those who are happy, who

The old man seemed to sense Lu Zhengxing's thoughts, and said with some pride: "Boy, you are very good!" ”

Lu Zhengxing showed a wry smile on his face, could it be that taking such a crooked and evil path is also called the upper way?

The old man hurriedly explained: "There is no door to the avenue, everyone's road is different, there is no good and evil in the world, this is just a contradiction created by people's likes and dislikes, avoid it and solve its disputes, this is the way of nature." ”

I've seen someone who can speak the Tao, but I've never seen a person like this old man who can speak the right way, and he doesn't even have a chance to argue.

Lu Zhengxing was a little unhappy, but he was also a titular Eternal Lord, how could this subordinate be so disrespectful to himself.

The old man immediately felt that Lu Zhengxing's mood was a little bad, and then immediately said with a pleasant face, and said very respectfully: "Little old man, I have always been easy to be arrogant, and what I said just now may have been a little excessive, but please forgive me, I will try my best to change it, who is not a sage!" As long as the two of us work together, less tossing and no tossing, and resting if we can, I believe that the lives of the two of us will be longer, and the days will be more comfortable. ”

Lu Zhengxing is a normal person who firmly believes that only hard work will be rewarded, and he feels that it is a bit against his conscience to do so according to the old man.

With a high salary, in front of the eternal Lord, it seems that there is always something unbearable to think about doing nothing and doing nothing all day long.

After all, Lu Zhengxing has a conscience, he doesn't want others to owe him, and he doesn't want him to owe others anything, so that he can feel at ease and feel justified.

But this eccentric old man told himself that he didn't have to do anything, as long as he rested and slept and thought about Qingfu, everything would be better, which was obviously against Lu Zhengxing's previous three views.

Doing nothing and hoping that everything can be better, this old brain shouldn't be a showman, right?

But looking at the old man's wise and cunning appearance, Lu Zhengxing dispelled this idea.

Seeing that the road was right, he was a little unconfident about the future he planned, and the old man hurriedly said: "The ancients had a cloud: do nothing and do nothing." Do you know what the supreme monarch should be? ”

Lu Zhengxing was a little curious, and simply asked, "Then what do you say?" ”

The old man said in a rambling voice: "There is a kind of king, the common people hate him, and they want to stone him to death, knock him to the bone and suck his marrow, what do you think of this kind of king?"

Lu Zhengxing shook his head and said, "Such a king is a failure, and he has become a beast thief, although it is not advisable. ”

The old man then said: "What do you think of a king who is praised by the people for all eternity, who is thriving in the country, who manages the country in good order, who uses troops to open up a wide territory abroad, who is the banner of the officials and the people who work hard?" ”

Lu Zhengxing was still very clear about how many catties and taels he had, so he said with some shame: "I think I may not be able to do this kind of work with my ability, it has to be the emperor of the dragon horse spirit, and it is all the work that can only be done by superhumans, and I am a lazy person." I'm afraid I can't do it, and I can't reach such a state. ”

Hearing the word "lazy", it was like seeing a greedy cat with a fish, the old man's eyes were burning and shining, and his eyes were becoming more and more cordial when he looked at Lu Zhengxing.

I took another half step on the road, and at this time, the bodies of the two people were almost together, and I really felt very uncomfortable on this road.

I'm not around, and if it's a beautiful woman who posted it, I don't mind if I'm on the road.

At the moment, it is an old man who is so close to himself, which always makes people feel a little strange.

The road between them is right, and it suddenly occurred to me that this old man should have a quirk of sleeve love, right?

Thinking of this, he trembled, and hurriedly took a step back, holding his hands on his chest and looking at the old man vigilantly.

The old man was startled, and a stunned expression appeared on his face, and then he guessed Lu Zhengxing's thoughts.

The old man actually looked up to the sky and laughed, laughing forward and backward, and he was very happy.

Lu Zhengxing wondered if this old man should be so happy because he was cheap, right?

The old man rolled his eyes and smiled evilly, and he moved closer to Lu Zheng again.

In this way, the old man and Lu Zhengxing almost touched the tip of their nose.

At the same time, the old man's eyes showed a sense of sympathy, an emotional expression that surpassed friendship and even resembled admiration.

Lu Zhengxing was so frightened that he took a step back, and some of them could knock the old man down, but he was very worried that if his punch went down, the old man would be completely hung up.

The basic products of respecting the old and loving the young are still on the right path or have the ability to fight, no one can fight, the old man is not?

Not to mention anything else, in case this old man touches the porcelain and slanders himself, it is also a very troublesome thing, after all, in front of such hundreds of thousands of people, I am afraid that I will have a lot of trouble, and if it is not good, it can be regarded as my own helper.

Seeing Lu Zhenping's shrinking appearance, the old man said happily: "Don't think nonsense, don't worry, all my orientations are very normal, I have been in this world for so many years, and I have never seen someone with such a temper as you, what's wrong?" The nature of people in troubled times, the highest virtue of time! ”

Hearing this, Lu Zhengxing thought that there was something wrong with his ears, but looking at the old man's determined expression, he decided that he had heard correctly.

So Lu Zhengxing began to wonder if there was something wrong with this old man's head, and he wanted to go up and shake the old man's head to see if there was too much water in this guy's head.

When Lu Zhengxing was in elementary school, everyone told him that lazy was one. Disadvantages: Teachers and parents taught him all day long that he should be diligent and brave, and never said that he should be lazy.

Lu Zhengxing looked at this old man with a suspicious expression, he felt that this old man had a problem and a problem.

The old man continued to speak unashamedly without care: "Don't be surprised, the reason why I am so happy is because when I hear your words, I think this is the luck of three lives, the luck of three lives!" In fact, the old man I have a nickname called "lazy inaction", because my teacher believes that everything will be natural, don't toss around, everything will be fine, and I also uphold this principle, so the old man I have lived a lifetime and have not married a mother-in-law. ”

The old man's words once again made Lu Zhengxing dumbfounded, oh my God! This old man is indeed too lazy, he has been lazy to a considerable extent, and Lu Zhengxing believes that he is definitely inferior to the other party in this regard.

The old man continued to express his theory: "I think laziness is a problem, laziness is a noble virtue, as long as you use it properly, you can avoid a lot of trouble. ”

Hearing such a theory, Lu Zhengxing is simply petrified, what kind of theory is this, is it like a pig to stay and just eat and not move to get everything done?

And then all the good things in the world will come to you, all the happiness will be accompanied by your effect, and all kinds of beautiful circles of light will light up above your head?

As the roundworm in Lu Zhengxin's mind, the old man continued to explain in a targeted manner: "Don't think I'm talking nonsense, think about it, if murderers are too lazy to kill, thieves are too lazy to steal, those kings who want to expand are too lazy to go to the military, the powerful are too lazy to intrigue, and everyone in the world is lazy, only do what they are happy and happy about, don't hurt others, and cause trouble, wouldn't the world be peaceful and safe?" People in the world live their lives sweetly, do their own things, and do not damage their bodies and spirits, so the world is naturally harmonious. ”

Lu Zhengxing understands now, this old man is going around to tell himself, and to comfort himself, even if he becomes the supreme eternal master, it is best to choose nothing and not toss, so that Lu Zhengxing can be relieved, and this old man is estimated to be more worry-free.

The old man, as the ruler of the capital of the Eternal Lord, has few things to do, so he will naturally be very relaxed and comfortable.

I'm on the right track, and I feel that the other party is fooling me like a fool, which is obviously very unkind.

So Lu Zhengxing sarcastically said: "Do you mean that as long as I am lazy like a pig, and the rest is just lustful, the world will be complete?" ”

Lu Zhengxing, who has read some history books, has the impression that this auxiliary minister is going to be busy to death.

At least there are a lot of things to do according to the emperor's instructions and arrangements, and there are many troublesome things in the world, waiting for him to coordinate and deal with them, all in all, the task of the capital minister must be comprehensive.

He must have a thousand hands and a thousand eyes to get everything done, otherwise if he presses the gourd and floats up the scoop, it will be a mess.

Lu Zhengxing found that the old man's ability to talk about things was really high, so he asked the old man: "These leftover women you said don't have your share, right?" ”

The old man swallowed his saliva and then blinked his eyes again, and seemed to look at Lu Zhengxing with envy: "I am indeed a little older, and I may not be as attractive to you young people as you young people in that regard, and I am less attractive to women than women, but in fact it is not necessarily true, you still say that they are only chosen by you, of course, you pick the rest, they can also choose to pick me, I don't mind this; According to the rules, under normal circumstances, you only need to pick one a month. ”

Lu Zhengxing asked very curiously: "What will happen to those leftover girls who haven't been picked by me?" ”

The old man said helplessly: "If you can't pick them, they will be discriminated against and neglected in their own family, they can only continue to wait or can't wait to marry themselves or become monks, and even some extreme women may choose short-sightedness." ”

Hearing this, Lu Zhengxing was still a little embarrassed, and he was very sad by these women.

Is it so good that you have it?

Don't they marry themselves?

Lu Zhengxing thought about it carefully and found that it wasn't, they were just coming for the glorious position of this master, and as for who this master looked like, they didn't seem to care too much.

But on the whole, these women are very pitiful, they just want to add so many people, but they can't get married, and Lu Zhengxing, who already has this condition at this time, has a lot of fraternity.

As the so-called Ande Mansion has tens of millions, a large number of saints from all over the world are happy.

Lu Zhengxing felt that the 72 concubines of the emperor's three palaces and six courtyards were said to be thousands of kilometers away, and he became the eternal lord and took thousands of women, I'm afraid it wouldn't be a problem, right?