……

At least in this way, these people are down-to-earth and recognized by society, isn't it a win-win situation.

Lu Zhengxing asked the old man a little embarrassedly: "Ah, how many of these saints do you say?" ”

Lu Zhengxing's eyes were hesitant, his face showed a trace of shyness, a trace of crampedness, and some ghosts.

The old man saw through Lu Zhengxing's mind at a glance, and said to him with some sympathy: "More is not much, there are only about 1,000 in total, of course, you can also choose a few more at a time, but ......"

Speaking of this, the old man stopped talking.

The old man's eyes wandered as he looked at Lu Zhengxing, and now it was obvious that he was pondering the words.

In this world, there are three ways to say things in any world.

It is better to say more than to say well, it is better to say it well, it is better to say it wisely, and it is better to say it wisely than to say it well.

Lu Zhengxing couldn't wait, and asked bluntly: "I chose them all at once, what do you think?" ”

The old man's eyes were full of horror, and he looked at Lu Zhengxing sympathetically, like looking at a man who was nervous and drowned in the water but could not swim.

The old man had seen a lot of masters like Lu Zhengxing before, and he still didn't understand why people from other worlds were always so greedy and so self-righteous.

But the old man didn't want to hurt Lu Zhengxing's fragile heart, the old man lowered his head and paced around in circles.

The old man was not very tall, but his lower hand was extremely sharp, and he walked with his head down and looked like a chicken preparing to peck at the rice on the ground.

Looking at the old man's appearance, Lu Zhengxing felt very funny, and at the same time, Lu Zhengxing was also a little proud, he found that for the first time, he was stumped by this omniscient and omnipotent and eccentric old man.

Finally the old man stood still, and finally found an entry point for expression.

He looked at this road very respectfully, and said softly and hypocritically: "The master is above, the situation is small, this is rude, the minister makes an analogy, you listen to it and see if it makes sense." ”

Lu Zhengxing was a little puzzled, looking at this old man, when did this old man become so humble and polite, but he had to say: "You can say it boldly, it's okay." ”

The old man said slowly: "Dominate your wisdom and martial arts, wisdom and supergod, ordinary rice, how many bowls can you eat in one meal?" ”

While saying that the old man's hands turned into circles and compared the shape of a big bowl, Zhu Zhengxing looked at the big bowl that Mao was drawing, scratched his head and recalled: "I will eat three bowls at most in my life." ”

Lao Zhi was very relieved to look at Lu Zhengxing and smiled, fortunately, this master is still in a normal mind, and he didn't get carried away because he became a master.

The old man smiled and continued to say seductively: "If you are asked to eat 100 bowls a day, can you bear it? ”

Lu Zhengxing bared his teeth and said, "Then you still need to ask?" I'm going to die."

The old man continued to put himself in Lu Zhengxing's shoes and said: "If you can eat very well, and you really eat 100 bowls of rice a day without stopping exercise every day, and your body is fine, this does seem to have some possibility; But a holy woman is much more troublesome than this bowl of rice, there will be all kinds of contradictions between these leftover women, there will be all kinds of conflicts, you think you sit at a big table, these 100 bowls collide with each other and toss each other, you not only have to eat but also coordinate these bowls, do you feel tired, do you think you can be busy? ”

Lu Zhengxing's eyes widened and his mouth opened, and he almost stuck out his tongue, he seemed to understand something.

The old man continued to shrink his neck and said: "Even if you add me, the two of us will face these 100 bowls, we will definitely be tossed and able to jump up and down, and the donkey skills are poor, and in the end we will be embarrassed and probably unable to clean up this situation." ”

Lu Zhengxing still doesn't understand, is it so difficult to deal with these more than 1,000 women?

The old man further explained: "Behind these more than 1,000 women are more than 1,000 powerful families and forces, as for the bureaucracy, do you think it's that simple? Any favoritism over the other can lead to a series of troubles and conflicts. ”

Lu Zhengxing somewhat understood what the old man meant, if these holy maidens were all selected by him, then he would be busy Lu Zhengxing, remembering that in the past, the emperor had 72 concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, and thousands of palace maids, so it was indeed a prison god to manage.

In addition, behind these leftover women are one power group after another, so whoever the emperor is good to and who is not good to him, this will cause a lot of trouble.

In order to let Lu Zhengxing fully realize the power of the Holy Maiden, the old man continued to explain: "In your world, you may be able to pamper only one for 3,000 fandels, but not in our two, you have to ensure that the rain and dew are accounted for. ”

The old man's words are right, and he is a little confused, what does it mean that the rain and dew are all wet? He looked at the old man in surprise.

The old man sighed, and had no choice but to talk about an old story: "300 years ago, there was a master who had the same idea as you, but those saints committed suicide because they were left out in the cold, and they committed suicide against their family forces, so the reason was to start a riot first, and it took 100 years of war to be quelled, and it was countless dead creatures!" ”

Speaking of these two ways to understand the seriousness of the problem, oh my God, he thought that being the emperor only needed to flip the cards casually every day, but he didn't expect to be the master but did not have the right to flip the cards casually.

He finally understood the meaning of the balance of interests, that is, as the master, he had to ensure that every saint received the same number of times and time, otherwise it would lead to conflicts.

Fairness is what really matters, and it seems that this is the case in everything.

Thinking of this, Lu Zhengxing felt a chill in the back of his head, not to mention 1000 or even 10, he couldn't stand it.

Cold sweat fell from Lu Zhengxing's forehead and temples, and the old man was very relieved and proud, because he found that Lu Zhengxing was not a fool, at least he was still a master who knew life and death.

Seeing the road and realizing the power of the saintess, the old man felt that he had to cheer up Lu Zhengxing, otherwise his top boss would completely become a wilted cucumber and not do anything, but he was also very embarrassed.

But he felt that Lu Zhengxing didn't seem to fully realize the seriousness of the problem, and the matter of cheering Lu Zhengxing would have to be carried out later.

The old man, as a senior roundworm of Lu Zhengxing, said to Lu Zhengxing's thoughts: "In your world, the palace maids and concubines and even the queen chosen by the emperor are all young women, and young girls are easier to deceive, but the saints you are about to meet are very different. ”

Lu Zhengxing was curious: "The saint is also a woman, how much difference can there be?" ”

The old man was shocked and moved, and replied with admiration: "I'm afraid you don't know that these saints are the best among women!" They are beautiful, talented, thoughtful, ambitious, and characterful, but they can't be fooled with three melons and two dates like a little girl. ”

Lu Zhengxing saw a trace of obscenity and ambiguity on the old lady's face.

Lu Zhengxing laughed, because he suddenly thought in his mind, if he said that the holy woman, I am afraid that Dao Mingzi is the best leftover man, or can be called a saint together with those holy women.

This time, the old man didn't guess Lu Zhengxing's thoughts, so he couldn't understand what kind of smile Lu Zhengxing showed on his face.

Thinking of this, Lu Zhengxing suddenly thought of the ancient country of the East, there was a sage's sigh, only women and villains in the world are difficult to raise.

He suddenly remembered that a good friend of his was married to a leftover girl who was a few years older, and before the marriage, the brother was beaming, and after the marriage, the tip of the brother's nose was almost on the ground.

Lu Zhengxing asked him the reason, and the benevolent brother said that the leftover women are good anywhere, but they are not good to serve, and they can't be served.

At that time, Lu Zhengxing felt that it was no wonder that women should look good, be economical, and have the ability and ability.

Then you have to serve a good person as a husband as a way out, whether it is physically, mentally or financially serving a bad person, then what else do you have to complain about, it can only show that you are incompetent!

Lu Zhengxing once met his brother's wife, and it was really out of the hall and into the kitchen.

That elegant and dignified appearance, eloquence is first-class, in a party conversation, Lu Zhengxing and his brother can not talk about his wife.

was made around by this woman in vain, and now I want to go the right way, and I am a little afraid of cold necks.

Originally, he thought that his benevolent brother would not come to trouble, and he didn't have much eyesight, but it wasn't until that time that he realized that he was the one who really had no color and no vision.

Later, when Lu Zhengxing contacted his friend again, he found that this friend was working overtime most of the time, and he almost never worked overtime on holidays or at night.

Lu Zhengxing didn't understand this at the time, but he finally understood today, this is called having a home and it is difficult to return.

Distance produces beauty, when he works hard and works hard outside, there are two benefits, the first is that his wife knows that he is working hard and will not lose his temper with him, and the second is because he can avoid and escape and obtain a trace of psychological comfort.

Lu Zhengxing suddenly remembered that the benevolent brother had asked himself, do you think this woman will age quickly?

Now that Lu Zhengxing finally understands, this kid hopes that his wife will become old and ugly, so that he can achieve a balance of status within the family, which is really emotional.

So the road is right, thinking that there will be such a spectacular scene of 100 leftover women in front of me.

Even if he is a fierce tiger, the evil tiger is afraid of the divine wolf, and he feels that he will definitely not be able to handle it, and he will definitely not be able to hold this face.

Then he looked at the somewhat obscene Dao Mingzi in front of him, he felt that this superb leftover man was probably even more useless, and he hoped that he could help himself with something, I am afraid that it could only be a fool's dream.

Seeing Lu Zhengxing, he had the intention of retreating, and the old man decided that the blow to Lu Zhengxing had achieved its due effect, and it was time to cheer up Lu Zhengxing.

So I have to admit that this old man is really fooling, and it is a real big fool, first fooling you to death, and then fooling you to life, letting you die and live at his mercy.

The old man said with a serious face: "God has the virtue of a good life, these leftover women are also people who have to go with the passing of the years, their years will eventually grow old, if you don't choose them, let their life's disappointment fail, as an aspiring man, as the eternal master, how do you be worthy of this world, how to be worthy of your title, say a thousand ways and ten thousand, you are also sorry for your identity as a man!" ”

In the face of the old man's persuasion, Lu Zhengxing suddenly remembered that there was a person in history who said that sentence: I would rather bear the people of the world than the people of the world should bear me.

So Lu Zhengxing said this sentence, and his reason is very good, I am not the world of your world The vision of this world is active, and it is my bird business!

Big fool to Mingzi, now he found that he miscalculated, he counted a thousand and 10,000 but forgot that it was not this world in the first place, it seems that this world is to get benefits to spend his happy dreams, and the quality of this world has nothing to do with him.

This is what people say, a wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts.

Dao Mingzi was choked by Lu Zhengxing's words and almost couldn't breathe, for a while he didn't know how to speak, and his eyes were about to roll.

Looking at Inamiko's miscalculated and painful expression, Lu Zhengxing felt very proud.

Lu Zhengxing originally thought that marrying a leftover girl was an interesting thing, but only then did he realize that this was also a chore.

Moreover, I had read history books before passing by, and according to historical records, many emperors had a very short lifespan.

Lu Zhengxing suspects that this has something to do with the fact that he gave birth to a son and served too many wives, and he has contributed too much in that regard, which has a lot to do with it.

So Lu Zhengxing, I suddenly thought of many emperors, who work all night, not close to women, or the whole iron horse with eggs, is it also because I am afraid of my wife?

I am in a dream at any time at the moment, and if I work so hard, I will inevitably leave some mental traumatic sequelae and so on.

Beauty is precious, but the price of a small life is even higher. If it is free, both can be thrown.

Lu Zhengxing now had plans to escape, and he was observing the surrounding terrain and the layout of the crowd.

Although Lu Zhengxing didn't speak, his thief-eyed demeanor and eager posture immediately understood his plan.

Dao Mingzi cried with a sad face, looked at Lu Zhengxing and said: "You can't run with the master, you have to run, don't say that I can't live, the world will be in chaos." ”

These words didn't have much effect on Lu Zhengxing, Lu Zhengxing continued to observe the direction of the run, and at the same time wondered in his heart that after I left, who would care about your flood, what did it matter to me here?

My father is not here, my mother is not here, and I was not born here, so I have a Mao relationship.

But Lu Zhengxing still had a ride and didn't have a ride, and Bansaka asked: "What's the big mess?" ”

The old man hurriedly said: "This tower of domination has fallen, if you don't repair him in your lifetime, this world will not be able to summon a new master, and the world will fall apart, not only people's hearts, but also the earth, mountains, sky, sun and moon will gradually become broken and blurred, it is rumored that this situation has occurred in ancient times." ”

Oh, I didn't care when I heard that.

It's a dream anyway, if you're dead, you're dead, and if the world collapses, it's going to collapse, as long as you're okay.

The old man guessed Lu Zhengxing's irresponsible thoughts, and warned with a crying voice: "If you can't get out of this dream again, you can only wander in this empty world and become a person who can never wake up, because your soul is confined here, and there is no substitute for this dream, so you have to stay here forever." ”

This sentence frightened Lu Chengxing, Lu Zhengxing cried with a sad face, he felt that he was really loveless.

There are jackals in front of you, and tigers in the back, and your money can't be refunded, how can this be good?

Seeing Lu Zhengxing's dejected appearance, the old man smiled a little wickedly and comforted: "But at the beginning, as the master, you must cherish the days with these leftover girls, it may be your happiest day." ”

Lu Zhengxing thinks about it, if he takes a saint a month, at least he will be happy in this month.

After all, he is the master and his brother is different, and his brother is just an ordinary dick silk clerk.

Thinking of this, Lu Zhengxing felt bleak, and a warm light of hope appeared in his life.

Lu Zhengxing was thinking, maybe he only needed to marry a saint girl in the dream, maybe the dream would end in this way.

The old man guessed his mind again, and hurriedly advised: "The lord is above, please forgive the words of the little old man, you only love one saint girl, it is not good, it will be chaos in the world, because this saint girl is from many famous families, if you are not suitable for their women to be wives, they will be sick, and then the world will be in chaos, and it is very possible for these people to rebel." ”

Hearing that this road is right, I feel that this so-called master is really not an easy job to do, and it is so difficult to just marry a wife, not to mention other things.

The old man put together half a cloth and said in Lu Zhengxing's ear: "You don't have to worry about other things, as soon as you come to eat, stretch out your hand to take a bath, and go to the toilet, someone will help you." As long as you do what I say, the two of us can live easily, maybe better, as long as you don't get tired to death by those leftover girls. ”

Hearing this, Lu Zhengxing was dizzy, how can others help when going to the toilet?

The old man smiled and said: "You don't know this, it's good to be the master, in addition to someone playing music for you and putting incense to massage your stomach when you go to the toilet, there are also people who ......."

Lu Zhengxing's eyes widened when he heard it, oh my God, this is too enjoyable, Lu Zhengxing is looking forward to this feeling.

Next, the old man told Lu Zhengxing a lot, the joy of being the master and all kinds of benefits.

After listening to these paths, the painful and masochistic soul got some comfort.

But Lu Zhengxing thought to himself, if he really did what this old man said, how could he be a fool?

He is very ungood at the fact of being a leader, let alone being a leader, he has never even been a group leader from kindergarten to university.

The old man told Lu Zhengxing a secret to being a leader: "Don't say what you know or don't know, don't be angry, don't express your position, just listen to what they say." ”

Lu Zhengxing's eyes widened again, he didn't say anything, can he be a leader like this?

Seeing Lu Zhengxing's expression, the old man continued to explain: "Of course, it's not that you don't say nothing, but don't express your own opinions, for example, if someone proposes to build water conservancy, you can ask." All the other officials made them speak out. ”

Lu Zhengxing opened his mouth wide and looked surprised, is this really possible?

Dao Mingzi nodded and added matter-of-factly: "You must remember, you don't take a position on everything, you just have to wait for them to finish, basically when they finish talking nonsense, it's time to get off work, and then you said that what everyone Aiqing said has some truth, and when I go back, I have to think about it, and we will discuss it tomorrow." ”

This way, you can easily mix up for one day, and the next day you can continue to do the same.

Lu Zhengxing's eyes widened, his tongue had already spit out, could this really be done?

The old man nodded desperately at Lu Zhengxin and said, "It's really okay to do this, many masters in this world have done this before." ”

Since this is the previous way of playing, since there is a car in front and a car in the back, the worry of the road shape has finally gradually disappeared.

Lu Zhengxing suddenly thought of another question, what if the enemy came over?

If you drag it down like this, will it be chopped into meat sauce?

The old man smiled and said: "Don't worry, we are the only ones in this world who have no foreign enemies, even the most arrogant beast herds are fine, as long as they are given food and drink, they usually don't eat people." ”

At this moment, Lu Zhengxing suddenly understood a little why the ancient kings wanted to unify the world.

It is indeed a good way to avoid war, to unite all things, all regions, all people, all nations and races, all into one family.

In this way, there will be no foreign invasion, and everyone will live behind closed doors.

No, you don't even need to close the door, as long as you live a good life, you don't need to rectify the army, so wouldn't it be peaceful in the world.

Lu Zhengxing suddenly felt that he had strong leadership skills, and he felt that it was actually quite good to be the master.

Every day, you only need to say: Zhang Aiqing, what do you think? Li Aiqing, what do you think? General Wang, what do you say? Zhao Ge is always talking about it......

Then, as long as you sit there with an unpredictable and profound mind, your mind is full of thoughts, and you can get through the day with your eyes open and your mouth closed, which is actually a beautiful thing.

When you go back, you can spend the family fun with your holy daughter, isn't it a day that the gods can't compare.

The old man smiled and looked at this road and said: "The master is really very perceptive, and I admire the little old man very much. ”

Looking at this cunning old man, Lu Zhengxing suddenly thought of another question and asked dissatisfiedly: "Since I am doing all these things, what are you doing as the first assistant?" ”

The old man said very seriously: "The ministers of the court and the central government will come to me to do something, and I will tell them that I can't be the master in this matter, and I have to ask you for instructions, and I will go to ask the lord for advice after work......"

Without waiting for him to finish, Lu Zhengxing answered: "Then you will report that matter to me and let me ask for their opinions again?" ”