31. The madman fortune teller (4,000 chapters)
Early the next morning, Qin Xiaoluan got up early and went to the mountain again.
The time has come to test the results of scientific research.
Qian Jingsheng's mouth cracked as big as the crack in the stone: "It's open, it's open!" It's really up! ”
The water that was poured into the trough yesterday has all solidified into ice.
It is clear that the crack is a little bigger than yesterday.
Don't underestimate this "little", it's a concept that adds up.
If it's a small pebble, it probably doesn't have any effect at all. But for the whole mountain rock, it is a big crack.
Qian Jingsheng and the others hurriedly set up a fire on it, and after about an hour, all the ice in the crack melted.
Shunyo father and son stuffed the firecrackers wrapped in oilcloth into it.
After a cup of tea time.
There was a loud "bang" that shook the whole ground.
After the explosion, a rock the size of two rooms was torn out of the mountain.
Although it didn't roll straight down, it was already shaky.
Shunyo father and son stuffed gunpowder from top to bottom again.
This time, it took a stick of incense, and with the sound of a loud explosion, the boulder was completely peeled off the mountain and rolled down with a bang.
The crowd roared with thunderous cheers.
Qian Jingsheng was even more excited and couldn't help himself: "Class master, don't talk about opening the mountain so much." In the past, when we encountered this kind of boulder, we didn't know how long it would take to cut it with a knife and axe before it could be turned into stone. Now according to our method, I promise you that you will be able to turn this boulder into a pile of stones tomorrow. ”
Qin Xiaoluan smiled and went over and grabbed Shunyu's wife's hand: "Auntie, this time you have made the first contribution." You have to be rewarded. In this way, we have limited conditions now, so we will reward ten taels of silver first, how about it? ”
Shunyo's wife's mouth was wide open, and she couldn't close it at all.
Ten taels of silver? What concept?! You know, a farmer can't earn so much in a year!
She, a woman, just casually said something she knew, and now Qin Xiaoluan will be rewarded with ten taels of silver as soon as she opens her mouth!
Shunyo's wife kept waving her hands, and she was so panicked that she couldn't speak clearly: "This, this, what is this?" No, no, I, I, I don't, can't want. ”
Qin Xiaoluan laughed and walked over and hugged his wife's shoulders: "Auntie, don't be polite, this is what you deserve." ”
Shunyo's wife still waved her hand in a panic: "No, no." It's just a trivial thing that is not worth mentioning. ”
Qin Xiaoluan said with a straight face: "You can't say that! You think it's a trivial matter, but if it weren't for the plan you proposed, we wouldn't be able to open the mountain at all, and now there is no way to solve the stone construction in Yufu below. ”
Shunyo also interjected at this time: "Class master, what you said also makes sense. If you really want to give the prize to our mother-in-law, it's okay to mean it. But there is no need for so much. ”
Qin Xiaoluan glared: "This is our aunt's own wisdom to earn, what does it matter to you?" Let me tell you, my aunt's plan not only solves our current dilemma, but also the bigger our stone factory will be in the future, the greater the role it will play! I said, are you jealous that a woman can be so powerful? Let me tell you, if you can come up with this kind of solution to our production problem like your aunt, we will still reward you! ”
Shunyo was reprimanded with a split head and a face, and he lowered his head and didn't dare to speak.
Qian Jingsheng on the side was not convinced: "Class Master Qin, did you just say to their husband and wife or to everyone?" ”
Qin Xiaoluan smiled proudly: "Of course it's everyone!" Everyone listens well, anyone, whether it is a small worker or a master, whether it is cooking or cooking, as long as it can improve our output or quality, it must be a heavy reward! If anyone is worried that my Qin Xiaoluan is unfair, we can set a point rate. From now on, as long as the new method you propose is effective, and you will be given a commission for each product produced according to your method in the future! ”
Everyone cheered.
Especially Qian Jingsheng and several old craftsmen, they all rubbed their fists.
Next, as if winning the jackpot, the smooth wife ran to the foot of the mountain to cook, and a group of people kept driving stones on the mountain with high morale, discussing how to improve efficiency and get rewards while doing things.
Little by little, time passed, and soon it was time for lunch.
"Hey...... Hey ......"
From the bottom of the mountain came the cry of Shunyu's wife.
In the mountains, the communication between people is to put their hands to their mouths to make a trumpet shape, and then talk and pull out a long sound, so that the people on the opposite mountain can hear it. Now Shunyo's wife is using a very common "shouting mountain" tone.
Shunyu, who was in a very moist mood, also opened his hands and shouted to the mountain, "What...... Affair...... Daughter-in-law...... Women's ......"
Qin Xiaoluan suddenly felt familiar.
No, I think I've heard of this before. I really think I've heard of it, but why can't I remember it?
Wait, wait, I'll think again. Yes, I really did! I've heard it on TV before!
What TV? Think about it.
"Three Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms"? Wrong.
"The Legend of Chu Qiao"? Not right either.
What's that, I don't remember the name, the lyrics are "Try the questionnaire curtain people but the begonias are still the same"? No, it isn't.
What is the "night gradually cooling, the flowers fall into frost"? Still not right!
Oh, my God! What the hell are you doing on TV episodes?
Yes, yes, I remember, it's a very old TV.
Still beady? Journey? Cats and mice? Joyful and gray wolf? Spirited Away? Is this my brother George? None of them are right!
Could it be the Teletubbies? Oh my God, how could I have thought of Teletubbies!
Wait, wait, I seem to remember!
"Hey love, hey love~~~"
That's right, this is it! "The Legend of the New White Lady"!
Qin Xiaoluan immediately discovered that the dialogue between the Shunyo couple was exactly the same as the tune of the legend of the new white lady.
(Hey Alas Love, Hey Ala Love) "Hey...... Smooth ......."
"What's the matter with my daughter-in-law?" ”
(March day...... "Eat......
(Spring rain is like wine,) "Wait a minute, ha......"
(Liu Ruyan...... "What are you waiting for? ”
(Thousands of miles to meet...... "I'm done knocking this stone......"
(It's hard to hold hands without the other side...... "Finish your meal before you knock on ......"
(Ten years to repair the same boat...... "You just leave us alone ......"
(A hundred years of cultivation, hey, sleep together...... "It's cold, hey, it's not delicious......"
……
I understand, it turns out that the compositions of our later generations are all plagiarism!
Oh no, how can we call plagiarism about our cultural people? It's called borrowing!
Qin Xiaoluan suddenly had a flash of lightning in his mind, and he thought of a very important matter.
In later generations, don't you talk about corporate culture? Don't you have to have some annual party or something like that during the New Year's holidays?
Why don't we copy it too...... Phew, let's learn from it too.
It's going to be the New Year soon, why don't we also have an annual meeting, have a meal and draw a prize or something?
No, if you want to copy, oh no, if you want to learn from us, you have to learn from the tall and big, what's the point of borrowing from a cottage?
Qin Xiaoluan has decided, this time he must hold a "Qinjiaban Spring Festival Gala"!
Life is so fucky, you have to have some fun.
Even if you move twelve hours a day, move for ten or twenty years, even if you don't eat, drink or sleep, you can't earn one billionth of the wealth that some people have in their lifetime.
Perhaps, the fairest thing God has given to human beings is happiness.
A rich second generation getting a full meal is not necessarily better than a man named Hanako getting a roast chicken.
Happiness comes from the heart.
In this case, why not try to make yourself and the people around you as happy as possible within your ability?
The matter of the quarry was settled, Qin Xiaoluan walked down the mountain in a happy mood, and now it was time to go and see what was going on on the construction site.
As I passed through the town, I was stopped at a corner in the street.
A blind fortune teller blocked Qin Xiaoluan's way with the stick in his hand: "This virtuous man, please wait a moment." ”
Qin Xiaoluan looked at it, and there was a divination stall beside him.
That is, a small table, on which is covered with a white cloth with a mess of gossip and the like, and on it is placed a stick holder or something.
On the left and right sides of the white cloth, there is also a couplet: guide the lost gentleman and remind the long-sleepy hero.
It's been so long since he came to Luofeng Town, and Qin Xiaoluan has never seen such a fortune teller. Nine times out of ten, it shouldn't be locals.
Immediately smiled and said, "Sir, I don't count my life." ”
The blind fortune teller's face changed greatly: "It's actually a girl?!" ”
Qin Xiaoluan knew that these fortune-tellers were basically liars.
It's their usual trick to make a fuss at the beginning, then scare you, and end up scamming you out of as much as you want.
However, these days, it is not easy to mix and eat, not to mention that people are still disabled.
Qin Xiaoluan took out two copper plates and threw them on the fortune-telling booth: "Sir, I am in a hurry now, so I won't count my fate." A small gift money, a little respect. ”
After saying that, he walked forward.
What surprised her was that the blind fortune teller not only did not get out of the way, but stopped in front of her: "Girl, slow down!" ”
Qin Xiaoluan said unhappily: "What do you mean? Do you still force others to do business for you before you can leave? ”
The blind fortune teller's head shook like a rattle: "The girl misunderstood, the little second child will never ask the girl to collect half a penny." ”
After speaking, he groped with his hands and handed back the two copper plates on the table to Qin Xiaoluan.
Qin Xiaoluan sneered secretly, thinking to himself, you don't know this routine?
First of all, I said that I didn't take a penny, then I said that my bones were strange or something, and then I said that I had a big problem and how to resolve it. Then I will get as much money as I want, and after I resolve it, I will be able to soar into the sky in the future.
When she thought so, the blind fortune teller spoke: "The old man has been walking the rivers and lakes for decades, and he has seen a lot of strange people and strange things. But as it is today, it has never been seen. ”
Qin Xiaoluan secretly said, "The routine is coming", thinking that he was also entangled anyway, so it was better to just watch his performance. Immediately, he clasped his arms around his chest and looked at this charlatan coldly.
The blind man sighed and said: "When the old man heard the footsteps, it can be described as a dragon walking and a tiger step, and there was a faint sound of wind, thunder and thunder, which the old man had never heard in his life. According to the photo book, it was a heroic man who worshiped the prime minister, and what made the old man even more puzzled was that Your Excellency turned out to be a girl. ”
A sketch line popped up in Qin Xiaoluan's mind: flicker, flicker, flicker.
The blind fortune teller listened carefully with his ears sideways, and his face was full of confusion: "It's strange." Listening to the girl's breathing, she is not like the people of our world, but she is not a person who cultivates the immortal family. This ......"
At this time, Qin Xiaoluan's heart was tight, could he see that I was a traverser? Then I thought about it, this is unlikely. It's nothing more than a fortune teller. So he said impatiently: "Okay, sir, don't pretend to be a ghost." I'm really something. ”
Just as he was about to leave, the blind fortune teller suddenly shrugged his nose and sniffed vigorously: "No! It's a big dragon spirit. ”
After speaking, he leaned over to Qin Xiaoluan's chest.
Qin Xiaoluan was ashamed and angry, and immediately rewarded him with a big mouth.
When he waved his hand halfway, the fortune teller's face changed greatly, his voice changed, and he pointed to Qin Xiaoluan's chest and said, "You, you, what are you wearing?" ”
This made Qin Xiaoluan confused, and his hand stopped.
The blind fortune teller was pointing to the small pendant he had obtained from the snake gall at the bottom of the reservoir.
At that time, Yu Qi was giving her this thing, and afterwards he felt that it was quite delicate and small, so he brought it to his chest.
However, even if this fortune teller is pretending to be blind, it is impossible to see this pendant. Because she was carrying it inside her clothes, she couldn't see it from the outside.
The blind fortune teller sniffed a few more times: "Girl, can you take off this artifact from your body and touch it at the old man?" ”
To be honest, Qin Xiaoluan was a little curious about the experience in the snake's belly and this small pendant at that time.
Looking at this fortune teller, it seems that it is really possible to know something, so I wondered if I would show it to him.
The fortune teller hurriedly added: "Rest assured, girl, the old man will never have any greed." It's just that this thing is so weird, it's itching not to understand. ”
Qin Xiaoluan thought about it, in broad daylight, and in the bustling place of the market town, this blind man can't make any big waves. In addition, he was also very curious in his heart, so he took off the pendant and handed it to the blind fortune teller.
The blind fortune teller took the pendant and stroked it with his hand, and the muscles on his face gradually stiffened, and then turned into a look of great horror.
Qin Xiaoluan noticed that beads of sweat began to appear on the blind fortune teller's head, and then gathered together. In just a moment, his forehead was covered with beads of sweat the size of beans.
Immediately afterwards, the fortune teller screamed, stuffed the pendant back into Qin Xiaoluan's hand, and ran away on two legs.
It was like a couple of men behind him with knives trying to kill him.
At first, Qin Xiaoluan wondered if it was another trick to capture the old people, but it didn't look like it.
The blind fortune teller ran in such a hurry, not to mention the fortune-telling stall he relied on for a living, and even the bamboo pole in his hand was thrown aside.
Because he ran too fast, he fell to the ground in a few steps.
Qin Xiaoluan hurriedly rushed over to help him up.
Before Qin Xiaoluan could speak, the blind fortune teller broke free of her hand and shouted in an extremely frightened voice: "Don't, don't come here!" I don't know, I don't know anything! ”
Qin Xiaoluan smiled bitterly: "Old man, I'll leave if you're okay." ”
The blind fortune teller suddenly turned over and knelt down, and kept kowtowing vigorously: "... People... Congratulations, congratulations to this, this ......"
Encountering a nervous disorder, Qin Xiaoluan shook his head helplessly and turned to leave.
What she didn't notice was that in the alley on the side, a pair of triangular eyes of a yin owl were there, and she watched the whole process.