Chapter 50: I Want to Talk Straight, Flirt P!
There are often such episodes in idol dramas: if you don't agree with each other, you will knock on the wall, touch your head and kill in a few words, hug the princess crookedly, and kiss if you don't shut up.
Of course, behind all the big and small actions, in the end, in order to use large props such as beds and couches, in order to achieve a stronger and more powerful attack, Suni is not clear.
She only knows that the male protagonists in idol dramas make these intimate actions with the intention of creating ambiguity, and then, the heroines may appear: palpitations, shortness of breath, hot flashes, sweating, and a series of other symptoms that tend to be impotence-
Traditional Chinese medicine says: This is all false fire!
So when Jiang Yiming's fingertips reached Suni's face, due to the nerves that were dilated by the fluff, after being stunned for a few seconds, Suni stared at Jiang Yiming's big round eyes and said something to Jiang Yiming, which was particularly unpleasant: "Jiang Yiming, did you eat spicy meat noodles just now?" β
Sure enough, Jiang Yiming was stunned this time, and his face, which was originally smiling softly at her, stiffened, and then Jiang Yiming pinched his hand with a green onion, retracted, and responded: "Well, I ate spicy meat noodles, what's wrong?" β
Suni suddenly laughed "hahaha" and said, "When I went to buy it, I saw that there was a lot of minced garlic in the spicy meat, and a bowl of red noodles was full of chili oil. Look at you, the snot you have eaten is coming out. β
Jiang Yiming was instantly embarrassed, pinned his head to the side lowly, and sighed in the palm of his hand, and there was really a smell of garlic rushing to his head! Jiang Yiming closed his eyes, and he felt like he wanted to die!
Before the result was finished, Suni handed over another tissue and said, "Hey, wipe your nose." β
Jiang Yiming took it, embarrassed to blow his nose in front of Suni, who was eating, so he deliberately excused himself to wash his hands and got up and went to the toilet.
Here, Suni watched Jiang Yiming walk away, put down her chopsticks, and said to herself: "Why is this person not on the same channel as me?" What did he mean just now? I'm talking about a project or a career, and if he doesn't give me some advice, he suddenly touches my face, what the hell?! β
Rubbing his hand, the piece of skin that had just been touched by Jiang Yiming, sucked two mouthfuls of noodles, and said, "Is this considered a teasing?" β
When I think of this layer, I suddenly swoop! "Snap", and hatefully slapped the chopsticks: "Oops! I seem to ...... It's been molested! β
Then the five-flavored true fire inside began to burn: "This is special...... If you ask him for a small favor, will you be molested?! If there is anything to find him in the future, he will not be more ...... Getting worse?! β
Pictures of evil and indulgence appeared in Suni's mind, and with the smiling and prodigal expression of Jiang Yiming who came out of YY, Suni was so frightened that she was stupid, and her little face twitched, "Oops-" covered her face and cried out.
The students who came to eat around were also surprised. There are cowardly ones, and even, they squirted and choked their throats! I thought there was something unclean in this food that was writhing, so I took the chopsticks and looked down to find it.
Then he said dissatisfiedly: "Nerves! What are you doing to yourself eating noodles?! β
Suni heard this, blushed, and got up to flee.
In my heart, I read another layer: molesting women from good families in public? Is Jiang Yiming so stupid? What if he was slapped by me just now? Then won't the wisdom of his handsome guy be ruined?
No, no, no, he's not frivolous. That...... Don't...... Is he flirting with me? What is the purpose of flirting with me? Like? Or do you just want to soak me......
Suni faced the night breeze, walking alone on the brightly lit campus of the business school, babbling all the way, she couldn't solve it, what kind of signal did Jiang Yiming send when he suddenly did?
She walked to the intersection of the cross road on the east and west campuses again, stood in front of the red light, frowned, and then scratched her hair in disappointment, and said to herself: "Annoying, annoying!" I want to talk about it! You're not married, I'm not married, they're both single dogs, trying to be boyfriend and girlfriend, what's wrong?! Flirtatious, flirtatious! β
After saying that, he stomped indignantly! provoked passers-by who were also waiting at the red light, and they all pursed their lips and smiled at her.
Suni finally admitted that her love was blank, although she always boasted in front of her roommates, as if as long as the handsome guy she fancied was sure to be won by her! In fact, this kind of self-confidence that is in control comes from...... She thought it was simpleβ
It's very simple for her to watch TV and novels! The male and female protagonists are born once and twice ripe, and they look at each other and feel handsome/beautiful, and then I love you and hold hands, and they are as deep as the sea and sprinkle dog food!
But in reality, Suni doesn't understand, how can the boys in reality be twisted and pinched? It's either that the words are not speculative, or that she can't understand them at all!
If it was placed in the past, Suni thought that this was reasonable, after all, when she was in high school, she also had the face of a handsome guy in her class, but after the handsome guy found out, he eyebrowled Suni for a while. Suni felt in a trance that it seemed to be like liking - that boy seemed to be a little interesting to her.
However, the two of them have never pierced the layer of window paper, and neither of them has ever shown their hearts to each other, so they spoke first and said "I like it". Because it was high school, Suni understood that high school had a heavy workload, and even if it was a scumbag like her, her mother would not allow her to fall in love. What's more, what about that handsome guy who is a top student?
Later, everyone graduated, and Suni knew that he was admitted to medical university, and in addition to admiration, she also had a little regret about the separation from each other, but she was not very sad. Because Suni didn't start with him, there was no need to be sad in Suni's heart-
That's what a girlfriend should do. That's what she thought.
She just vowed: After the ban on love in college is lifted, if she meets someone she "likes", she will not hide it.
As for...... If someone likes her, then as long as the other party doesn't hate her, for her, it's okay to try to get along - because in the content production, in addition to love at first sight, two people who don't know each other are forced to get together to marry blindly and dumbly, and there are also long-term lovers, many ancient romance novels are written like this.
Therefore, all development must be based on a clear romantic relationship! If it's not clear...... Then Suni is very dizzy!
She recalled the last time Jiang Yiming invited her to dinner, and the sudden change in attitude made her suspect that he was using her as a fan spare tire to cultivate. But Yiling repeatedly emphasized that Jiang Yiming liked her.
Although, Yiling also analyzed at the same time, calling the kid surnamed Jiang is hypocritical and pretending, and he is a super male white lotus.
"Whatever!" Suni walked to the front of Yiling's dormitory, stopped and said to herself, "He can't do it if he is teasing and unclear!" Do you still use your hands and feet, with my permission?! Hum! β
took out her mobile phone and looked at it, Jiang Yiming sent her a message and asked, "Why don't you wait for me to leave first?" β
Suni replied: "I'm afraid that if I stay any longer, I will lose my reputation." β
After typing, I clicked "Send".