Chapter 264: Canteen Aunt
Today, Lu Yisheng finally realized what it means to not die in a catastrophe and what it means to escape from death...... If it weren't for Chen Xian to dissipate his anger in time, it is estimated that he would really have to explain here today, and it would not only be as simple as dying, but also being dubbed "the stupid fork of fungus poisoning" after death.
"Boss, you almost didn't send me away......" Lu Yisheng lay on the sofa panting, his voice still trembling a little, "I thought you were really going to strangle me......"
"I was a little uncontrollable in my emotions just now, and I apologize to you." Chen Xian is a very sensible person, so after calming down, he apologized directly to Lu Yisheng, but thought about it carefully...... This bastard should have been beaten for adding fuel to the fire, and I just let him temporarily lack oxygen for dozens of seconds, compared to beating him up and jumping this is a fart!
At this moment, Lu Yisheng sat up directly from the sofa as if he had been stimulated by something, like a dead man, and looked at Chen Xian angrily and angrily.
"You apologize to me?!"
"Yes...... Oh, yes...... I apologize to you......" Chen Xian was a little weak by his eyes, and at the same time muttered in his heart, could it be because I was too heavy before? Hurt the feelings between brothers?
"You're my boss! Do you need to apologize for beating up the younger brother! Lu Yisheng glared at Chen Xian angrily, and saw that his boss didn't understand what he meant, so he thought about it and gave an example, "Do you see that when I bullied the sixth child, did I apologize to him!" β
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When Chen Xian didn't know what to say to respond to him, Li Daosheng couldn't listen anymore and kicked Lu Yisheng directly on the thigh.
"Don't take me when the dog talks! You haven't been beaten up by me for not apologizing! β
"Oh, let's not talk about that! The main thing is about attitude! You know the attitude problem? Apologize to me? The relationship between brothers is still weak! β
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When Lu Yisheng pinched Li Daosheng's neck and cried, Xu Yanan couldn't help but open his mouth curiously.
She secretly tugged at the corner of Chen Xian's clothes, motioned for him to get closer to her, and then leaned into his ear and whispered, "You don't like men, do you?" β
Hearing this question, Chen Xian was silent for two seconds, and asked a rhetorical question tentatively.
"Do you want me to send you away?"
"Oh, don't joke with me, seriously, I don't discriminate against this ......"
Although Xu Yanan already had the answer in his heart, he still took the trouble to ask this question that gave Chen Xian a headache.
"Why do you think I like men?" Chen Xian looked at her very suspiciously.
"Because I didn't find out that you like women......" Xu Yanan said in a low voice, carefully tilting his head and peeking at him again, "Have you ever liked women?" β
Chen Xian recalled carefully for a while, shook his head and said no.
"Then why do you think I suspect that you like men?" Xu Yanan asked quietly.
"You have a flaw in this question...... Chen Xian said helplessly, "According to you, I haven't liked a woman, does it mean that I like men?" Your way of analyzing this is less reliable than SchrΓΆdinger's sexual orientation......"
At this time, the dispute between Li Daosheng and Lu Yisheng has reached a fever pitch, one side bluntly said that the brother's relationship was not as good as before, and the other side said that you fart...... The two of them pinched each other's necks and kept moving towards the edge of the sofa, and quietly distanced themselves from Chen Xian and them.
"Then how can you prove that you like women?" Xu Yanan asked with a smile.
If this question was not used to ask Chen Xian, but to ask Lu Yisheng, then he would basically be able to answer it instantly, because he didn't have to think about it at all...... Lu Yisheng's computer hard drive is ironclad evidence, and the treasured things in it are proof that he likes women, and he can directly move the computer out and teach everyone a lesson what is ironclad evidence.
But what about Chen Xian?
He didn't have the hobbies of Lu Yisheng, nor did he pursue or even like others, so let him come up with evidence to prove his orientation...... That's a bit embarrassing! It's like being locked up in a psychiatric hospital and having to prove to the doctor that you're a normal person!
"Then how do you want me to prove it?" Chen Xian directly pushed the question back, and looked at Xu Yanan, who had already begun to think seriously, and felt a little headache.
"You don't have anyone you like?" Xu Yanan asked with the last trace of anticipation.
"If you say that the love between men and women is ......"
Chen Xian frowned and thought about it seriously, after all, this question was something he had barely thought about, so he couldn't give an answer for a while...... After thinking for almost two minutes, Chen Xian shook his head.
"Not really."
"Cut."
Xu Yanan glanced at Chen Xian, but before she could say anything, Mu He, who had been quiet for a long time, suddenly opened his mouth and asked Chen Xian coldly.
"Do you have that kind of ....... It's the kind of ...... that has a little bit of affection Yes? β
"Favorable? I can't tell the difference. β
Chen Xian frowned in annoyance, because he didn't know much about emotions in the first place, and he ...... Maybe he was born, he has a very vague concept of emotion, like ordinary people often say that he has a good impression or a heartbeat, he may have had these feelings, but he can't tell and can't remember.
"Can't tell the difference......" Mu He sighed in disappointment. Beautiful
"If you talk to him about complicated things, he won't understand, he's a piece of wood......" Xu Yanan said helplessly, and then gave Chen Xian an example, "To put it simply, are there any opposite sexes that you look at more pleasing to the eye?" β
"Didn't I understand if I said that earlier!" Chen Xian looked at her with a smile and a smile, "I think you are all quite pleasing to the eye." β
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"There is also the sixth sister, Xiao Yanagi of the logistics department, Xiao Li who often helps me copy materials, by the way, the canteen aunt of the sub-bureau is also very pleasing to my eyes, and the old aunt looks very kind and gives me a lot of dishes every time!"
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At this moment, Xu Yanan and Mu He both began to take a deep breath, because they were trying their best to restrain their urge to kill Chen Xian with a knife.
"It turns out that we are the same ......level as the canteen aunt," Xu Yanan sneered.
"I'm not as good as Xiao Li, who often gives you copies of materials......." Mu He sneered.
"What's more?" Chen Xian was stunned, and suddenly felt that his brain circuits couldn't keep up with these two women, so he had to turn his head and glance at Lu Yisheng and them, hoping that these two good brothers could help him out of the siege.
But it turns out that at some special moments, these two so-called brothers are not reliable in addition to dropping the chain, or they are righteous to kill their relatives and sell their teammates, and as soon as they found that Chen Xian looked over to his side, the two of them withdrew from the private room without saying a word.
"Boss, I pee. Hurry, I'll go to the bathroom. β
"I'll go too!"
As soon as the words fell, Li Daosheng glanced at the onlookers sitting next to him.
"Brother Bone, Xiaoyu, Xiao Budian, and the light bulb tree, you can also accompany us to the toilet."
"Good!"
Yu Sheng is not used to refusing others, so even if he has no desire to go to the toilet now, he is willing to accompany Li Daosheng and them on a trip, and Mr. Skeleton They don't care, anyway, sitting here listening to Xu Yanan and they say those things they don't understand It's quite boring, so he simply accompanied Li Daosheng and them to the toilet.
When the door closes, a subtle atmosphere sinks into the private room.
It was quiet.
It was so quiet that Chen Xian was a little overwhelmed.
As we all know, Chen Xian is a person who likes to be quiet, and a little noisy place will make him instinctively disgusted, but now...... He felt that this quiet atmosphere was a little strange, and it made him a little unaccustomed.
"Why don't you speak?"
Chen Xian asked in a low voice, although he didn't know why the current atmosphere had become so strange, but he still had an inexplicable nervousness in his heart, and his tone of voice couldn't help but become cautious.
Xu Yanan didn't answer Chen Xian's words, as if he hadn't heard his voice, he watched the live broadcast of the game on the screen with his chin in his hand, and there was a thoughtful look in his eyes, as if he was thinking about something...... And Mu He on the side was the same, holding an open bag of potato chips in his arms but not eating a bite, quietly looking at the big screen in a daze.
After a while, Xu Yanan suddenly spoke.
"Are we any different from the cafeteria aunts?"
"Different?" Chen Xian was stunned for a moment.
"It's your liking for them and your liking for us...... Is it the same? Xu Yanan asked.
Chen Xian thought seriously for a while and said in a low voice.
"It doesn't seem to be the same."
Hearing this, Xu Yanan and Mu He came back to their senses, and Mu Ran's eyes gradually became bright.
"What's the difference?" Xu Yanan asked busily.
"We're special, aren't we?" Mu He also seemed to be in high spirits.
Chen Xian laughed helplessly, only feeling that these two girls were not very good at their brains, and the development trend of their IQ was not optimistic.
"How can you be like them? You are ......"
Just as Chen Xian was about to give them an answer, his mobile phone on the coffee table suddenly rang twice.
Chen Xian picked up his mobile phone and saw that it was a text message from the organizer.
"Who?" Xu Yanan asked curiously.
"At this juncture, who else can ...... besides the organizers" Chen Xian smiled helplessly and said, "I'll call Lao Lu and them, it's our turn to play soon, and they have already begun to urge us to get identity verification." β