Chapter 263: Isn't this better than a live broadcast?
Amid the screams in the corridor, Chen Xian had already stood up silently, he looked at the two pieces of tattered cloth that were still dragging in his hand, and wanted to apologize to the little heavenly master...... But after thinking about it, these shit things were caused by this bastard, and he immediately dispelled the idea of apologizing.
"The dignified little Heavenly Master of Dragon and Tiger Mountain, in front of the public, actually showed his breasts, it is really immoral to the extreme!" Chen Xian selectively forgot what he had done before, threw the cloth casually, looked at the little heavenly master with disdain and said, "I'll write a report letter to the organizer in a while!" You see if the organizer can't do it, you'll be finished! ”
"You...... How can you ....... like that?"
Xiao Tianshi has never met such an unreasonable person as Chen Xian, he was already about to cry angrily after he was torn his robe, and now when he saw Chen Xian come to a wicked person to sue first, his eyes immediately turned red, like a yellow flower girl who had just been insulted by hooligans.
"You made it!! Why are you reporting me?! ”
"Then I don't care."
Chen Xian patted the dust on his body expressionlessly, and didn't look at the aggrieved little heavenly master when he spoke.
"Anyway, you caused this matter, and in the final analysis, I blame you for this matter!"
"How can you blame me for this!"
Xiao Tianshi got up from the ground with red eyes, looking at his menacing posture, it was like he would pounce on Chen Xian at any time and bite Chen Xian, a stinky and shameless person, and he spoke faintly with a crying tone.
"Obviously, you and Zhuge Jing are in the corridor! Doing such an immoral thing in public...... Can't I say if I see it? ”
Everyone: "??? ”
"You fart! I'm talking to him about the game! What the fuck is called Qingqing, me, me! ”
Everyone: "??? ”
"Something must be wrong with you two!"
Everyone: "???!!! ”
At this moment, Lu Yisheng, who had the strongest gossip heart, couldn't help but be curious, and took a few steps to Chen Xian's side and asked, "Boss, what happened to you and Zhuge Jing?" Why did he say that you are in Qingqing, me, and me? ”
"I talked to him about the competition, and then I talked about going to the Secret Bureau to record and have a private discussion...... Why do you think so of me? ”
"I didn't ...... So what...... Top dog...... You and Zhuge Jing are really ......"
Without waiting for Lu Yisheng to ask anything more, Chen Xian went up and struck his throat, almost pressing Lu Yisheng's head in Lu Yisheng's own crotch.
"You don't even believe me, I'm ..... Sixth! You go and say hello to the organizers! Let's just say that Lu Yi is dead and wants to retire! ”
"Boss....... This...... Is this appropriate......" The corners of Li Daosheng's convulsive mouth were almost uncontrollable, but he still pretended to have a very painful expression, after all, it was very uncomfortable to watch his siblings kill each other, "If the organizer asks how he died...... How can I answer? ”
"You just said that he was poisoned by eating fungi!" Chen Xian gave a convincing answer without hesitation, after all, there were a lot of wild mushrooms in the dishes they ate at noon today, "The rice was eaten at noon, and the person left just now, do you have anything else to ask?" ”
Li Daosheng originally wanted to be naughty again, but when he saw Chen Xian's murderous eyes, he immediately understood...... If he peels himself again, the next person to leave will be himself.
"Zhuge Jing! Explain it to me! Chen Xian strangled Lu Yisheng's neck and shouted at Zhuge Jing, "We were talking about the competition just now, right!" I still want to go head-to-head with you, right? We all talked about going to the Secret Bureau for the record......"
"yes, yes."
Zhuge Jing has been taking videos with his mobile phone, no matter how he looks at the hippie smiling face, he is very unbeatable, and when he opens his mouth to explain, the words that pop out of his mouth are really unconvincing to hear.
Chen Xian...... What the hell is going on......" Xu Yanan was particularly nervous and came to Chen Xian's side, directly ignoring Lu Yisheng, whose face was purple and he rolled his eyes and asked for help.
"That's what I just said, I was chatting with Zhuge Jingzheng, this bastard suddenly pushed open the door and walked out, and when he saw me standing with Zhuge Jing, he said that I had a leg with him......." Chen Xian said this, and he also took out a middle finger and pointed straight at the ragged little celestial master, "Do you think I can not beat him?" ”
"That must be beaten!" Li Daosheng was indignant.
"Can I not hammer his head to the ground?" Chen Xian asked again.
Li Daosheng didn't have time to hold it again, only to hear an angry voice beside him, as if the person who spoke would lose his breath at any time, the hoarse voice and weak tone, no matter how you listen to it, it makes people feel unlucky.
It's like a dead man is talking. Butterfly
"That'...... Must...... Beard...... ......"
Lu Yisheng rolled his eyes and twitched, he still wanted to seize the opportunity to struggle before his life was about to die.
It has to be said that his struggles still played a role.
Chen Xian originally strangled him by the neck with both hands, but seeing that he was so sensible at the moment, Chen Xian let him go......
It's good to strangle him with just one hand.
"Where do I know so much...... I only saw ......" The little Heavenly Master seemed to have realized his mistake, and when he said these words, his expression became a little ashamed, "I'm sorry...... Maybe the posture of the two of you is too delicate, so I ......"
"You fart! It's obvious that your mind is too dirty! ”
Chen Xian glared at the little Heavenly Master viciously, without the slightest intention of giving him face.
"I tell you, you have sinned against me today, and you have sinned to death...... You'd better pray you don't bump into me in the next game, or you'll get your coffin ready! ”
“......”
"And you!" Chen Xian took his eyes off the little Heavenly Master and looked directly at Zhuge Jing, who was hiding in the crowd and holding his mobile phone to take a secret photo, "If you help me explain it at the beginning, it won't be so much!" If you meet me next! I'm going to have to shove your head in your ass and wash it well! Look if you have water or in your head! ”
“.......”
At this moment, everyone suddenly understood one thing, Chen Xian didn't know how to scold, he was just usually too lazy to move his mouth, if he really wanted to squirt people...... Yes, for example, now, he can point at your nose and spray your dog's bloody head and be embarrassed to talk back.
"Go back."
Chen Xian seemed to be a little relieved after spraying the two people, and mercifully let go of the hand that strangled Lu Yisheng's neck, as if he was carrying a little chicken that was about to die, and walked to the private room of his team by the neck, muttering unhappily in his mouth.
"Don't play with these fools, I feel like I'm lowering my IQ if I say a word to them!"
“......”
When Yu Sheng, who walked at the back of the line and hugged the chattering tree, entered the door, Chen Xian unceremoniously raised his foot and kicked it, only to hear a muffled bang, and the door was closed, directly leaving everyone in the corridor who was confused and hadn't figured out what was going on.
it?
What the hell is going on?
Don't...... Chen Xian fell out with Zhuge Jing?!
Almost all the participants knew that Chen Xian had a relationship with Zhuge Jing in private, and the two had a good relationship and looked like friends, but now it seems that ...... This misunderstanding made Chen Xian quite angry, could it be that he was going to turn his face with Zhuge Jing? ?
"Captain, let's go back and watch the game!"
"Is the game as good as this? I'll see it later! ”
"Don't talk about it...... Little Heavenly Master, this thin-skinned and tender flesh really doesn't look like an alien! ”
"What are you staring at him for! Aren't my two six-pound pectoral muscles enough to catch your eye? ”
"Are you pecs? I think the only pig in the world has a higher body fat rate than you! ”
“.......”
Except for the little heavenly master and their team, the people of the other teams were chatting in the corridor, looking at the expressions on their faces, it was estimated that they had not seen such a wonderful "conflict" for many years......
"Brother Zhang, hurry up and go back and change your clothes, your current appearance is indeed a bit unorthodox, and it is a little weathered."
Zhuge Jing said with a smile, and without waiting for the angry little heavenly master to say anything, he walked to his private room without looking back, looking like "Lao Tzu is gloating".
Xiao Tianshi had never suffered such a big grievance, he looked at Zhuge Jing's dashing back with red eyes, and then looked back at the closed door of Chen Xian's private room, and was about to cry when he was so aggrieved.
"These bastards...... If I had to meet them in a game...... I must summon thunder and kill them 800 times! ”